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I'm sure I forgot something.

We tell him or we don't tell him?

Oh, this is the moment.

You're not going to leave us and go on vacation without saying goodbye, are

You can only go with me and him.

You can say that to my boss.

I'm the one who keeps the house.

Tu as tout ton temps.

Celui de trouver ce que tu crois avoir oublié et celui de nous faire à Popole

à moi les adieux que nous méritons, nous qui restons.

Amen.

. .

.

. . . .

Oh, the poor thing. I can't leave him like that.

That's what we think, him and me.

Et comment je vais fermer mes valises?

Laisse, nous le ferons ensemble.

Tu veux m 'aider?

Bonjour.

Bonjour, monsieur.

Robert, pour vous servir, mademoiselle.

Moi, c 'est Berguet.

Oh, ce n 'est pas dans la notice.

Mais on me l 'a dit. Paris était pour l 'amour.

J 'étais venue pour faire l 'amour à Paris.

Par le bois de pouloï.

Là, on peut s 'amuser à la française?

Oui, à la française, à l 'anglaise, à la turque, à la sénégalaise, à la

portugaise, et on passe.

Oh là là, je suis impatiente.

Come on, honey, you're my type.

You'll see how gentle he is.

Climb. As you wish, honey.

Come on, I'll climb wherever you want.

D 'abord, tu t 'occupes de mademoiselle, et tu me montres la qualité de ton

ouvrage à la page des spécialités.

Tu verras, monsieur, tu ne seras pas déçu.

Une mignonne comme celle -là, je la mange toute crue.

That's the kiss of Marilou.

Guard la monnaie.

Mais... Ça va, je te dis.

Chez moi, on appelle ça un amuse -gueule.

Mais la visite ne fait que commencer.

J 'espère, ma chère Birgitte, que vous avez encore la santé pour passer au plat

de résistance.

Et tenez -moi, Robert, je ferai tout ce que tu veux.

If you're nice to her, I'll be nice to you.

Mais si t 'es brutale, je te mets contre le mur et je te défoncerai comme une

bête.

Je peux choisir?

Bien sûr, parce que je te le dis.

I don't know.

It's up to you to find out.

We see you, sir.

Et ça, c 'est quoi?

La queue de Robert.

Oh, he's a valid.

Good evening. Did you like it?

It lacks a little eroticism.

But I'm not a professional, madam.

I do this to develop my personality.

Do you believe, my dear, if you too would show us how you develop your

personality?

In front of all these people?

But they don't even look at them anymore.

They wonder why they come.

So, you see, you do this for Mademoiselle and me.

You ask Albert, the pianist, to give you a cassette.

That way it's easier.

We choose his rhythm and it helps.

Excuse me.

Oh, yes, that's it.

And your specialty, what is it?

The Mironton beef.

I was wondering.

And what do you do in life?

Shampoo, sir.

Call me Robert.

All right, sir.

Robert.

You can drive a taxi.

And it will be great for you to get out of the car.

Get out of the car?

Take off your clothes.

Come on, get out of the car.

It will be your turn.

Get out of the car too.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Birgit.

It's the first time.

You were great.

Can I have my reward?

When there's room for one, there's room for two.

Oh wow.

What I like about Paris is that you can do anything, anytime.

And almost anywhere.

And with anyone.

Don't disturb the staff.

Keep the service without feeling guilty.

I didn't do anything.

That's precisely what we're talking about.

Would you like me to make love to him?

I didn't ask you anything.

Just be careful with your feet.

I'll be careful, I promise.

C 'est intéressant, hein?

Si madame était à ma place, j 'aimerais savoir ce qu 'elle en penserait.

Vous ne pensez jamais?

Jamais avant.

Toujours après. Vous vous souvenez?

C 'est moi qui les lui ai demandé.

J 'ai failli refuser.

Tu le regrettes?

Oh, non.

Il m 'a superbement défoncé. Je le sais encore en moi avec son gros sexe, mon

fils.

Eh bien, Terry, la soirée n 'est pas encore terminée.

Where are we going, darling?

Ah, we'll meet here.

On the menu?

A woman? A man?

Both? Or more?

Ah, that.

Everything in its time, darling. Oh, you know. It is preferable to climb than to

descend.

It's like for pleasure.

Let's say that tonight it will be in the privacy.

Come on, get up, be beautiful.

We were waiting for you. You're welcome.

So, what's your rare breed?

It's a healthy rhinoceros.

And if you don't come and help me calm it, it will cause me trouble.

Well, tell me.

What kind?

German and gourmet.

Blonde ou rousse?

Birgitte, Dominique, Philippe. On la provoque pas, elle n 'attend que ça.

Alors, pas coquin.

Si nous prenions un verre pour rompre la glace qui est déjà fondue.

A la vôtre.

Si je comprends bien, vous êtes là pour moi.

Ne renverse pas les rôles, chérie. Tu es là pour nous.

Alors, je vous attends.

Whoa.

I'd like to go back to Boulogne to take a walk with you.

Only take a walk?

As you always say, you have to let yourself be carried away. It all depends

it. But this time, it's you who will choose.

We'll see if you'll be lucky.

Oh, que j 'aime cet homme. Il me faudra bientôt le quitter.

Tiens, Marie, il a une femme.

Et le mois d 'août tira sa fin.

Quelles merveilleuses vacances, avec un si merveilleux amant.

Il m 'a fait découvrir les pierres les plus secrètes de mon intimité.

Et j 'ai vu Paris, le sexe à la bouche, et le feu au cul.

Quelque chose d 'imperceptible dans l 'air annonce la fin des vacances et le

retour de l 'hiver.

Mais grâce à elle, août sera passé plein de soleil et de fêtes. Et pour la

remercier, avec quelques amis, nous lui préparons un feu d 'artifice dont elle

sera le bouquet.

I present to you, Maddo. And here is Robert.

Good to see you. Sir.

Good to see you.

Driver, rue des Longues -Queues, please.

Yes, madam.

We only have to pass, or do you want to park?

I leave it to you to decide for us what will be the best.

All right, madam, and have fun.

I must admit that this is the first time I do this.

But for a long time, I really wanted to do it.

It's Robert who made me know the wood. And I'm happy to make you know it in my

turn.

Madame, prendra bien quelque chose?

On te demande seulement si tu veux boire quelque chose.

Je voudrais les lèvres.

I'm just going to get ready to be part of the party. I'm scared.

Do you want to stop the game now?

No, it's a pleasant sensation. I want to go to the end.

What does that mean?

It's a party I organized for you.

You told me to be surprised.

So I tried to do it before you left.

May

the

party begin.

Mom?

They're already here.

Yes.

It's Robert who organized everything. He wanted to surprise you.

Bonjour, chérie.

J 'ai une surprise pour toi. Une surprise?

Oui, je te présente Birgitte.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Je l 'ai trouvée dans les escaliers, désemparée, ne sachant où aller.

Alors je l 'ai engagée, comme jeune fille au père, jusqu 'à la fin de l

Voilà.

J 'ai fourri de mon mieux, monsieur, pour vous être agréable.

Je n 'en doute pas, mademoiselle.

Soyez la bienvenue dans la maison.

Birgitte, venez avec moi, je vais vous montrer.

Monsieur, did you have something?

What are you going to do, Birgitte?

If Madame wants to see, I can show her everything I learned in Paris.

Then come, Birgitte.

Nous ne serons pas trop de deux pour faire une fête à monsieur.

I love

you.