Original subtitles

[VAN SCREECHES TO A STOP]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SHRIEKING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[KEYS JINGLING]

♪ TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF ♪

[UP-BEAT SYNTH POP]

♪ THANK YOU FOR DINNER BABY ♪

♪ I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME ♪

♪ I REALLY LOVED THE CONVERSATION ♪

♪ AND THAT YOUR CAR SELF DRIVES ♪

♪ THE PINEAPPLE AIR FRESHENER ♪

♪ IS MY FAVORITE KIND ♪

♪ WELL THIS IS ME BUT ♪

♪ IF YOU HAVE TIME ♪

♪ DO YOU WANT THE HOUSE TOUR? ♪

♪ I COULD TAKE YOU TO THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD FLOOR ♪

♪ AND I PROMISE NONE OF THIS IS A METAPHOR ♪

♪ I JUST WANT YOU TO COME INSIDE ♪

♪ BABY WHAT'S MINE IS NOW YOURS ♪

♪ THE COUCH IS REALLY COMFY, COMFY ♪

♪ GOT SOME CHIPS AHOY ♪

♪ IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, HUNGRY ♪

♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME ♪

♪ I'M JUST SO PROUD OF MY DESIGN (TO DIM THE LIGHTS) ♪

♪ DO YOU WANT THE HOUSE TOUR? ♪

♪ I COULD TAKE YOU TO THE FIRST, SECOND, THIRD FLOOR ♪

♪ AND I PROMISE NONE OF THIS IS A METAPHOR ♪

♪ I JUST WANT YOU TO COME INSIDE ♪

♪ BUT NEVER ENTER THROUGH THE BACK DOOR ♪

♪ HOUSE TOUR ♪

♪ YEAH, I SPENT A LITTLE FORTUNE ON THE WAXED FLOORS ♪

♪ WE CAN BE A LITTLE RECKLESS CAUSE IT'S INSURED ♪

♪ I'M PLEASURED TO BE YOUR HOT TOUR GUIDE ♪

♪ BABY WHAT'S MINE IS NOW YOURS ♪

♪ (IF YOU COME, OH, OH) ♪

♪ (OH COME ON BABE) ♪

[WHISTLES]

♪ (OH BABY IF YOU COME INSIDE, IF YOU COME INSIDE) ♪

♪ (I MIGHT LET YOU UH) ♪

♪ MY HOUSE IS ON PRETTY GIRL AVENUE ♪

♪ MY HOUSE WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT FOR YOU ♪

♪ SOME SAY IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ♪

♪ MY HOUSE ♪

♪ COULD BE YOUR HOUSE TOO! ♪

♪ (MMM) ♪

♪ SO UM ♪

♪ ARE YOU COMING IN OR WHAT? ♪

[ENGINE REVS AND TIRES SQUEAL]

[POLICE HELICOPTER SIRENS]

♪♪♪

[SHRIEKING]

[IMPACT AND MAN YELLS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[MUSIC ENDS]