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Excuse me, do you know the way to glenbogle?

Know it? I practically run the place.

Hey, penelope pit stop are you trying to kill us?

Amy! ( laughs )

Amy.

This gorgeous girl is my goddaughter, amy mcdougal.

Are you getting hungry, wee man?

Where's that big sister of yours gone to?

- Morning. - ( cameron cooing )

You let me do the talking here, son.

It's a fine one at that. But then again,

The they're all fine nowadays.

That's freedom for you.

So they let you out.

Don't look so worried. I've forgiven you.

In fact, you all did me a favor.

You're looking at a rehabilitated man.

You've been busy too, i see. ( cooing )

He doesn't speak gibberish.

What do you want?

I've a bit of business with the laird.

Come on.

Why didn't you tell us you were coming?

I did. I spoke to someone at the house and they said it's fine.

Donald.

No harm done. I'm here now.

I could more down a drink.

Not this early, you couldn't.

- Coffee then? - Yeah, we can manage that.

- Hey, what about school? - I've left.

Uh, paul.

Well, amy, i've got to deal with this.

Just ask ewan if there's anything you need—

Within reason.

Is this all your stuff?

Yeah, travel light. It's the only way.

He can't just come marching in here as if he owns the place.

I'll let paul deal with it.

Cameron needs a bottle.

And a lie-Down.

What's he up to?

Come on, lass, what's more important,

Glaring at tam cooper or seeing the wee-Man all right?

- Huh? Come on. - Okay.

My mother died while i was away.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Ah well, her croft passes on to me.

I'm here to buy it and the five acres of land it stands on.

It's my right, is it not?

It is.

You'll have to forgive us if we don't see you as the crofting type.

I've surprised myself.

I'd like to confirm the land boundaries with you, laird.

You have to pay for it first.

Why don't you come back when you've got all the relevant documents?

Then we'll take it from there.

You'll find these are all in order.

I hope you don't mind.

I prefer cash.

I wonder why.

I'll give you some time to look things over.

And if you'll check the map...

I wouldn't want to be laying claim to any bits i wasn't entitled to.

Come on.

Thanks.

Come here.

Hello!

Hello!

Isn't anyone in?

Well well, look who we've got here.

Hi, tam, how are you?

All the better for seeing a friendly face.

Nice to know there's one of us on the inside keeping an eye on things.

I'll be seeing you.

No matter how far you travel, there's no place like scotland.

You travel a lot?

Aye, my dad's in the army, so he gets posted all over.

He's been on active service for a while,

So i've been stuck at boarding school— nightmare.

Want to help me test the bed?

Well, i—

I wouldn't do that.

Don't look so worried. Paul will have someone who can fix it.

Aye, he's called ewan.

- Kilwillie! - Molly!

- It can't be. - It is and it's wonderful to see you!

How was new york?

Why didn't you let me know you were back?

Oh, look at you. Have you been eating enough?

Kilwillie, there you are. We really don't have time to waste,

This is molly.

Ah, excuse us. We have a previous appointment.

No no, this is hector's wife.

This is molly macdonald of glenbogle,

And my dearest, dearest friend.

- Okay, thank you. - ( door opens )

Our lawyers have been served with the same papers.

Everything is in order.

That's ridiculous.

And it isn't right. The man's a convicted poacher.

I can't choose who i sell to.

He has an absolute right to buy.

( sighs ) i'd love to know where he got his money from.

My dear mother, rest her soul.

So, laird...

Congratulations. You've got yourself some land.

A fine stretch of river there too.

The estate still owns the salmon fishing rights, mate.

I'll respect that, of course.

You make sure you do.

I look forward to us being good neighbors.

Pleasure doing business.

Who'd have thought it, eh? Tam cooper, land owner.

You won't need to worry about me poaching any more of your deer.

You are kind.

My pleasure.

Any friend of kilwillie's...

I just knew you two were gonna get on.

( panting ) what's the matter with me?

First i burn down your croft and then leave you camping in the driveway.

You certainly got your own way of doing things.

- Oh. - Here's your mail.

Postcard from donald and no bills!

Must be a first.

Look, i'm really glad you decided to take me up on my offer.

Well, i didn't have much choice, did i?

I'm sure we'll all get on like a house on fire. ( chuckles )

Maybe not.

Okay.

This one is south facing, i think.

It doesn't seem to be facing anywhere.

All right. This one.

This is just for me?

You didn't think you'd have to share, did you?

No wonder you thought twice about coming.

Right, um...

Yell if you need anything.

- ( sighs ) - ( door closes )

Nice shot, amy.

Having fun?

Yeah, this is great!

I didn't know you were minted.

Will you play me?

No, i can't. Not just now, maybe later.

I better ring your dad. Let him know you arrived safely.

You can't. He's in a war zone, remember?

When did you last hear from him?

I get messages every so often.

I'm sorry it's been so long.

Four years.

Four?

- That means, you must be— - 18.

I forgot your 18th birthday.

Amy, i'm so sorry, really.

- I'll make it up to you, i promise. - How?

- Well, we'll have a party. - Tonight?

Yeah, why not?

Sound! You'll do the food and i'll do the drink.

It's a deal.

- ( ball crashes ) - ( gasps )

Hello, is that glenbogle off-License?

Do you sell vodka jellies?

Cool. Eh, can i order 100, please?

I love shellfish.

Hey, they're for the lunches!

Can't i have mine now? I'm starving.

They're not for us, they're for the fishing party.

- Stop working your stay, amy. - Ugh.

Look, i'll make you a sandwich if you load the lunches into the car.

Okay.

How fast is your car?

How fast?

I'm entering in a banger rally in a couple of weeks.

You're gonna race in it?

And win if i could persuade jess and zoe to navigate.

Now are you helping or not?

Slave driver.

- All loaded up. - Thanks.

I could navigate for you if you like.

- I've done a bit of orienteering. - You could map read?

Yeah, so let's do it.

Wait, i've got to clean up.

Don't be such a wimp. The dishes will keep. Come on.

I suppose i got time for one circuit.

It's right up here.

- What? - Right.

No, left! Turn left! Wh—

- Right there, take a right. - That's left.

Well, turn left then!

We've taken nearly a minute off the time.

( laughs ) that was brilliant!

You've done this before.

Yeah, i wanted to surprise you.

How did you do?

Amy was amazing.

- You've got the map upside down. - ( brakes screech )

Oh, that's an old rally technique my dad taught me.

- Impressive, i love it. - Very.

Hey, are all the lunches ready? If you've got time to carry around in that thing...

- They're all packed in the back of the landy. - Glad to hear it.

Ewan, they're not in the landy.

I thought i was to put them in your car.

How could you think that?

It is not amy's job to pack the lunches, ewan.

Right, you've got 15 minutes to sort this lot out.

And it better be good or it's coming off of your wages.

Oh, hi.

I don't normally shout like this.

Aye, only at the chef.

Can i help?

I was looking for somewhere to put my things.

Sure.

Help yourself to anything you need.

I want you to treat this place as your home while you're here.

You don't want me doing that, i'll be burning toasts in my pajamas

Singing dougie maclean at the top of my voice.

Ewan, is there somewhere iona can put her stuff?

Aye, in that cupboard.

Look, i need to get these lunches down to the hut.

Hey, amy, have you met iona?

- Hi, iona. - Hiya.

Well, maybe iona could show you around.

She knows the estate like the back of her hand. She's a shepherdess.

I thought i was just men who hung about with sheep.

No no, there's a few women.

- Can you whistle? - Aye.

Well, go on, eh?

Brilliant! That can be a party piece.

We're having a party tonight for amy.

You'd be more than welcome.

Oh thanks, i'll see.

Well, if you don't wanna whistle, you could always give us a song.

Hmm...

Right.

Why don't you try over there?

You may be more lucky in there...

Good day. How's the fishing?

Great... Till you scared them all away.

What can we do for you?

Ah, i'm quite happy just taking in the air.

I'm tam cooper, the new owner of this piece of land.

Hope you're all enjoying yourselves.

The lands may belong to mr. Cooper, but the salmon rights are the macdonalds'.

- Isn't that correct? - Oh, it is indeed.

Oh, watch yourself. Oh, easy does it.

- Well done, tam. - ( tam laughing )

Come on.

We'll get you dried off back at the hut.

Right. Are you staying for a break for lunch?

They just loved

Kilwillie's oatmeal ice cream

And raspberry coulis.

Is that how you met, at kilwillie's restaurant?

Indeed it was.

Everyone who's anyone went there.

He was the toast of new york.

So when he said he wanted to open a branch here,

I just had to come along.

Aw, how nice.

So... How long have you two been together?

Edith is not my girlfriend, molly.

No, she just offered to come over as my p.A.,

And a wonderful one she is too.

Well...

Would you look at me, sitting around as if i was a lady of leisure.

I'll leave you two to catch up.

I hope you'll come again soon, molly,

And next time, bring your husband.

Oh, i'm afraid, hector's not with us anymore.

You... Mean you're single?

Well, she turned me down.

- But i've forgiven her. - ( chuckles )

Well, he made a good try disrupting a day's fishing.

How can we stop him on his own land?

Talk of the devil. Ach, this is too much.

Not in front of our guests.

Making good use of the hut, i see.

Afternoon, all.

Good morning's fishing, i hope.

- What the? - Ewan, close the door.

You don't want all the vodka jellies to melt.

You've taken out all the venison!

There was no room. Don't you need that out for the party?

The bit i needed is already cooking.

This is four weeks of fishing party lunches.

Oh, better put it back then.

You can't refreeze meat.

I could make something.

I was top of the cordon bleu class at school.

Well, that solves it then.

- What about coq au vin with venison— - Amy!

( grunts ) yeah?

I'll take care of it.

I have missed you, molly.

Oh, with the whole of new york at your feet, i don't believe it.

Sadly so.

Do excuse me,

- I need you to sign this, please. - Oh, right.

- Kilwillie: there you go, thank you. - Thank you.

( sighs ) where were we?

Your paper. Share prices are marked on page three and five.

Oh, thank you.

Isn't she a marvel?

I couldn't believe it. A woman as glamorous as edith

Wanting to come all this way to work for me?

- Your single malt, no ice. - Thank you.

Would you like something, molly, before you go?

- No, thank you. - If you're sure, i'll get your coat.

Hang on a minute. You're not leaving so soon.

- I really must. - I'm not gonna let you go anywhere

Until you agree to come back and have some lunch tomorrow.

Edith loves to cook for people.

( chuckles ) well, in that case.

I'm sorry i haven't spent much time with you today.

It's okay, i know you've got more important stuff to be doing.

Hey, you're not in there yet? Come on.

Happy birthday, lass.

Oh, it's lovely.

No, don't let me disturb you, lass.

Just in for the baby's bottle.

I was just finishing anyway.

Well, you can truly join us for a drink.

Paul was just asking where you'd gone to.

I'm not really thirsty. Thank you.

Ah...

So you know what's faulty with the place.

Take a bit of getting used to.

Aye, it does.

Listen,

The good thing about a big house like this is

No one can find you if you don't want them to.

Okay? See you later.

Bye.

- ( all cheering ) - Yeah! Yes.

Now, i know i'm a couple of months late, but...

Well, i...

I had been saving this for your 18th birthday, so...

Well, here you go.

Go on, open it.

Oh, that is so beautiful!

It was my mom's.

Don't you like it?

Oh, i love it.

That's just special.

It's to be worn, amy. It's no use in a box.

Paul, i—

Oh, come on, let's see it on.

- Oh, that's so pretty. - That's lovely, lovely.

Happy birthday, amy.

- Happy birthday. - And happy returns, lass.

To amy!

You're in my hut.

Sorry?

You're in my hut.

What are you talking about?

This hut's been property of glenbogle estate for the past 30 years.

Fair enough.

Your hut is on my land.

Well... I hope we're not in your way.

Not at all. You're welcome to use it

For a reasonable rate.

You want us to pay you rent?

Can we go in, please?

Uh, sorry.

Can you just— just give us a minute?

I was thinking more of a share of the revenues.

Let's say... 65%.

And a small additional payment for every fish caught.

You can't expect me to take that seriously.

I think it's fair considering the quality of amenities provided.

- By us. - You do put on a good spread right enough.

Tell you what, let's make it 60%

If you throw in a wee doggie bag.

I tell you what, we'll do without the hut.

How do we manage that?

It'll be fine. It's the fishing they've come for.

Oh, i think they might expect a bit more than that.

Right, ladies and gentlemen.

Left here, please. This way.

Not bad.

It could do with a wee bit something extra though.

Red wine.

You know, you might just be right.

- It's okay, i put it in. - What?

The red wine.

( gasps ) vinegar!

Oh, i'm so sorry.

I thought lunch was indoors.

Well, seeing how it's such a grand day,

- I thought you may prefer to eat al fresco. - But it's raining.

Look, it's just a passing shower, sir randolph.

Here, have a wee seat—

Fashioned by my own dear father many moons ago.

I'll get you a wee refreshment.

Excuse me, isn't there somewhere i can dry off?

Of course, lass, of course.

- Jess? - Yes.

- Excuse me. - Here you go.

This isn't exactly what i was expecting.

We didn't pay good money just to sit here getting soaked.

What do you call this place?

And where is the venison?

Don't talk to him like that.

Why don't you stop moaning and just eat the lovely food

Ewan spent time and effort preparing?

How dare you talk to me like that!

- I'm sorry, sir randolph. She didn't mean it. - Yes, i did.

There's people all over the world who don't have any food or shelter

And he's moaning about a wee bit of rain?

Well, i've had enough.

This is not what is specified in your brochure!

Well done, amy.

We have been struggling all day to keep this lot happy.

It's bad enough having tam cooper trying to ruin us

Without you getting into the act as well.

Sir randolph, sir randolph!

Sir randolph: it's no good.

Oh, what do you think?

Fantastic. What's the occasion?

- Kilwillie's for lunch. - This is all for kilwillie?

Molly, is there something you're not telling me?

Of course not. It's just that...

He's brought back this very glamorous,

Super efficient, rather obnoxious p.A., so...

So, you're all dressed up for someone you don't like.

Molly, the ways of women are a mystery to me.

Hiya.

Hey, what are you up to?

Just looking.

My dad used to fish, but he never caught anything that big.

You must be good.

- You're not from around here, are you? - No.

How much do you reckon they be?

Well...

This one is at least 10 lbs.

You don't see many of these around here anymore.

- And this one— hey! - ( shutter clicks )

Give me that!

Don't panic. You don't look that ugly.

- Come back here! - ( laughs )

I'm warning you!

What does he know?

But he's trying his best though.

What did he want?

He was asking about you.

Oh yeah? What did you tell him?

I never told him anything.

I'm sorry.

Tam's been making things impossible for us the last couple of days.

I came to ask you if you'd mind

Calling an emergency meeting of the crofters association tonight.

Well, it's a bit late notice.

I know, but i thought...

If we held it at glenbogle, i'll do the tea and scones.

Well, we better get phoning then.

I have decanted your favorite claret, kilwillie.

- It's drinking particularly well at the moment. - Hmm, splendid.

I thought this would do you, molly.

It's perfectly pleasant.

No sense in wasting good claret, if you don't know the difference.

Kilwillie has impeccable taste in wine.

He does.

I think men take wine rather too seriously.

After all, it is just for drinking.

Mm-Mm.

Perfectly pleasant,

Indeed, just like yourself.

Uh, tell me, are you going to cook at the new restaurant?

- Oh, i'm not quite up to that standard. - Nonsense!

( sighs ) we're more... Partners—

My brains, his charm,

How can we fail?

- ( all laugh ) - How indeed?

That's a... Delightful scarf

You're wearing, molly. ( chuckles )

I'm afraid i'm not brave enough to risk that color.

Oh, but you should, my dear.

Any color would suit you.

( laughs ) thank you, kilwillie.

- Isn't he so gallant? - Oh...

How did we get through this much venison?

And who ordered all this stuff from the off-License?

I'm not sure.

That's not good enough, ewan, you're paid to be sure.

I'm sorry, boss.

Just... ( sighs )

Just make sure you keep track of everything from now on, all right?

- Amy: thanks for not grassing me up. - It's against my religion.

- I'll make it up to you. - Please don't.

Me, you and jess are going for a drink, my treat.

- Molly: can i ask you something, kilwillie? - Mm-Hmm.

Do you think you'll be happy working with edith?

Well, of course, she's very good at her job.

( scoffs ) i think she's set her sights on a lot more than a job.

What d'you mean?

You, kilwillie.

No. ( laughing )

You think a woman like her'd be interested

In a crusty old bachelor like me?

Oh, you flatter me, molly.

But no no...

Edith had her heart broken a year ago

When her husband ran off with another woman.

She doesn't think she'll ever be able to trust a man again.

He picks 'em up, threw the ketchup all over the place. It went everywhere!

Jess, sorry for messing up earlier.

That's all right. Sorry for having a go.

Lads, this is amy.

Amy, this is my pals. You guys know jess.

I didn't expect there'd be so much talent in such a wee place.

So what he's having, i'm buying.

- Hey. - What age is she? 15?

She's 18, actually.

Oh, is that what she told you?

No, that's what the boss told me. She's his goddaughter.

Well, she doesn't look it.

Well, she'd surprise you.

Took nearly a minute off my time with her navigating.

Oh, so you're still in a huff with me for not

- Doing the map-Reading for your stupid rally? - It's not a stupid rally.

And i don't care if you map read or not.

- Plenty of other people are offering. - Like who?

- Amy, for one. - ( scoffs )

Tam cooper's antics are scrupulous for the moment.

But with your help...

I think we can turn that around.

Aye, there's always some excuse.

Look, if i'm willing to listen to the laird after he burned my house down,

Then i'd hope that the rest of you would at least give him a chance.

Aye, right enough.

And i'd like to take this opportunity to publicly thank iona

For accepting my offer of board and lodging rather than suing me.

So, laird, are you going to invite us all up to the big house

Till you can fix up our crofts?

I'm hoping that the dubious prospect of that will be enough

To persuade you all to help me.

So are you with me?

Aye, laird, we're with you.

Great.

We're gonna need hammers, swords, chisels

And as many bodies as possible.

He's just the way i like 'em—

Pompous, lonely and rich. ( chuckling )

Count on it.

When i come back to new york,

It will be as lady kilwillie.

Molly! Edith!

Oh, here you are.

Uh, right, so you'll cancel that first order?

Thank you.

Zoe, this is amy. She's staying at glenbogle for a few days.

- Amy, zoe. - Hi, zoe, nice to meet you.

You too. I'm ewan's girlfriend.

Oh, i didn't know he had a girlfriend.

Well, you do now.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Hold on, there's one final secret ingredient.

Close your eyes.

Okay.

Good?

Very good.

Well, thanks for your support this evening.

We made a good team.

Oh!

You're really lucky. Ewan's nice.

( scoffs ) it's not luck.

- You need a hand with these? - Eh, yeah, thanks.

I finish in an hour. You can walk me home.

- I can't. I have to take amy. - ( scoffs )

It's work, zoe. She's the boss' goddaughter.

You're not a serf, ewan.

Hmm, i'll come by after i've got her home, okay?

Okay.

- But if you don't— - Yeah?

- You're chucked. - What?

You heard.

- ( gasps ) - Hi.

It's safer to knock.

Shall i walk you home?

Yeah, please.

I find it easier to count the doors.

( chuckles ) i'll try that,

Or i'll leave a trail of bread.

( chuckles ) that way.

Right, we're all standing at the bar,

So he challenges her to an arm-Wrestling match.

Bets his cowden/thistle season ticket.

So what happened?

She tanked him. She hasn't missed a game since.

I better be going.

I'd tank you.

- Are you having a laugh? - What, you're scared or something?

Well, i suppose i've got a couple of seconds.

Good idea.

- Well, good night then. - Good night.

Oh, iona.

I just want you to know that however tight things get,

I'm gonna make sure your croft is properly restored.

Well, you better.

Sleep well.

Aw, i think i've done my back in.

You're all right? ( gasps )

You're cheating!

It's not my fault if you cannot concentrate.

Best of three.

Oh, wait wait wait, my hands are too sweaty.

Oh, you little—

Stop! I give up!

- Promise? - Promise.

- ( grunts ) - ( both giggle )

- ( tools clanging ) - Hey, golly.

We'll start by clearing away the stalls.

Then we'll level the site.

- Okay. - Put it in here.

- Morning. - Morning.

You know something, i need to speak to you, right—

Morning. Right, all hands on deck.

Ewan?

- Fine with me. - Amy, you can drive, can you?

Of course, passed first time,

Great, well, you go into town. Pick up ewan's things.

Come on, come on.

Ignition... Accelerator... Clutch...

Or is it clutch and accelerator?

- ( sighs ) - ( engine starts )

Hey!

- Amy, are you all right? - Yeah, i'm fine.

Amy mcdougal, i might have known!

Amy, are you okay?

I assume you're paul macdonald,

We found your address in amy's locker.

Uh, yes i am. What's—

I've been worried sick.

When a 16-Year-Old girl runs away, you can't help but fear the worst.

- 16? - Sorry, just a minute. Who are you?

Edward green. Amy's headmaster.

You're still at school?

I had no idea amy was still supposed to be at school.

Don't blame yourself. She's very adept at—

Well, let's not put it too crudely— she has a vivid imagination.

- Uh, brandy, wasn't it? - Eh, thank you.

We will of course reimburse you for the damage to your car.

I should hope so.

And if you could arrange a replacement

So that i can get myself and amy back to school.

She's in the run up to her exams

And i'm responsible to her father

To make sure she at least tries to pass them.

Hold on, she hasn't sat any of her exams?

- Paul, i'm really— - You haven't sat a single exam?

- How could you have lied to me? - I didn't mean to.

I didn't think you'd let me stay if you knew.

You're damn right there.

I'm so sorry. Please, don't make me go back.

It's bad enough letting me down. You're not gonna let your father down.

- Dad doesn't care. - Of course he does!

No, he's never got any time for me. You're just the same.

Go on, pack, right now.

What, you're sending me away?

Paul, sorry, everybody's ready to start.

Okay okay, i'll be there.

I want you ready to leave by the time i get back.

I hate you!

Amy?

Amy?

What do you think you're doing? This is my land.

Yeah, which is why we thought we'd remove this eyesore for you.

Today's fishing party are being picked up as we speak.

And we should just about have this in place in time for lunch.

Well, you can stop this right now!

Tam, would you mind awfully if we chatted later?

( gasping ) paul!

Paul.

Amy's run away.

Don't worry about the lass. She wouldn't have got far.

Have you got a minute?

I've always got a minute for you, molly.

- I'm afraid right now, it can only just be the one. - I'll be quick.

If i found out

A woman you trusted was in fact a complete fraud,

Would you want me to tell you?

- ( sighs ) tricky. - Is it?

It always happens— someone tells you your judgment is completely off,

- Especially in affairs of the heart... - You're right.

May never speak to you again.

- Oh. - But...

I'd like to think that you would risk my anger

And do whatever you thought best for me.

Thank you.

Molly.

Molly,

I wanted you to be the first to know.

Kilwillie, what is it? What's wrong?

No no, nothing's wrong.

No...

Edith has asked me to marry her.

Oh, you dear molly.

You were absolutely right.

But women know these things, don't they?

But i thought you said she could never trust a man again.

Well, that's what means so much to me,

Do you see?

She thinks she can trust me.

Do you want to marry her?

We both know who i want to marry, but...

I've been awfully lonely, molly.

And, you know... Edith's a wonderful woman

And.. I think i'd be a fool not to.

Kilwillie...

Edith has been lying to you.

She's not at all who you think she is.

What on earth do you mean?

She be attention-Seeking, paul. You shouldn't give an ear.

Just drive.

There she is!

( yells ) amy!

- ( engine rattles ) - What's going on?

- ( metal clangs ) - It's not me!

Get me out.

Amy!

Amy, wait!

Amy, come back.

Stop, amy!

- Get off me! - Stop it, come on.

- No, don't send me back. - Please please.

- Please, don't send me back. - Come on.

I hate it there!

Dad doesn't want to know.

All he does is send me money and presents.

He doesn't listen.

The headmaster says i'm doing fine because dad pays him.

But i'm not.

I miss mom.

I miss my dad.

You always listen to me.

But i'm not sure it's her, molly.

I mean, there must be lots of edith parkers in new york.

I do hope you're right.

Even if it is, you can't believe everything you read in the newspapers, can you?

Shh, here she comes. Trust me.

That's the trouble, i always do.

Oh, edith...

What is it? Where's kilwillie?

He's in a very dark place

And i'm afraid it's all my fault.

What is?

I was just telling him

That your third, or was it fourth husband, hadn't left you at all

An in fact, you had ruined him with your extravagance,

Just like all the others.

Oh, you devious, self-Righteous hypocrite.

You don't want him, but you don't want me to have him.

You want to rob that ass of a man of the only chance at happiness he might have.

Edith, enough.

At least, he'll enjoy spending his money on me.

It's not as if he has anyone else to leave it to.

Oh, kilwillie, i'm so sorry.

I'm busy.

So what day's your rally?

It doesn't change anything.

I'm still the same person.

- ( engine sputtering ) - I lost zoe thanks to you.

Can't have liked her that much.

You know, you're a daft wee schoolgirl that tells lies.

Just leave me alone.

I'm sorry.

Amy.

Do you think i did the right thing throwing her out?

Of course you did.

What you need is a nice cup of tea.

I've been such a fool.

I should've known a woman like her

Wouldn't be genuinely interested in me.

I should think not.

She was a liar and a cheat.

You deserve much better than edith parker.

One doesn't always get what one deserves.

- Edith did. - She's right though, molly.

What good is all my money if i've got no one to spend it on?

Kilwillie, you are still young.

You'll find the right woman.

I already did.

( gasps ) oh dear, the headmaster.

About time.

Is this the driver?

( chuckles ) no no, sorry.

Another brandy?

- You're lucky to catch one there, i never have— - Paul. Paul!

Uh, excuse me, gents.

- You think you're so smart. - Oh, tam, a truce.

Surely we can work out some way of putting up with each other.

After you had me sent out? No way!

You better watch your back. This is only the beginning.

- Hello again. How's the fishing? - You know him?

Jess told me what was going on.

- I've never seen her before in my life. - Amy: hey, hang on.

Hey, my goddaughter's talking to you.

The picture turned out really well.

Here, give me that.

Poaching salmon.

You must've enjoyed prison, tam.

With your record, you're looking at

A nice long sentence. Come on, amy.

Come on, laird, a couple of fish. I'll pay you for them.

I'll tell you how this works, tam—

I see you around here again, i'm calling the police.

Now get off my land.

( laughs ) nice one.

Right, i've spoken to amy.

I hope you got her to listen.

Actually, she got me to listen.

Well, if she's ready,

We won't take up any more of your time.

- So how would you say she's getting on at school? - Very well indeed.

You see, that's not what she tells me.

I think we've established that she is a compulsive liar.

Oh, i say, steady on.

So she's happy?

No one expects to be entirely happy at school.

And no one can do well if they're entirely miserable.

Now look here, the truth is

That girl has been trouble since day one.

She is willful, cheeky, dishonest

And rather unpopular with our girls.

No, the truth is you're not interested in amy.

You're interested in fees and covering up the fact

That one of your pupils is so unhappy she's run away.

I've wasted enough of my time here. Amy!

You think i'd let amy go anywhere with you?

Her father will have something to say about that.

He certainly will.

And until i've spoken to him, amy stays here.

You'll be hearing from me.

Ahem.

Paul, i want you to take this back.

No no, i gave it to you, amy.

For my 18th birthday.

It's not my 18th birthday for another two years.

Please, i want you to give it to me then

When i'll deserve it.

Hold on, you're not planning on

Staying that long, are you? ( chuckles )

Right.

How the hell did that get there?