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I used to go up here with your mother.

This was her special place.

It's yours too, now.

Yours and ours.

I'll be a good father, meg.

I promise you that.

I'll always do whatever's best for our wee boy.

Oh, come on.

- ( motor idling ) - And that—

Are you listening back there?

Is where spanky macduff threw my action man in the loch.

He went in after it two minutes later.

Of course, we were only 16 at the time.

The thunder of hooves, the flash of the silks, the thrill of the chase.

- The hole in the pocket? - Oh...

Misfortune is good for the soul, donald.

Aye, and the bookie's condo in ibiza.

I should never have listened to you, molly.

With the horse called safe as houses at 20 to 1?

It was irresistible.

And very very slow.

Oh, what luck. It was such fun giving money.

Gambling's for mugs.

Spare me the presbyterian lecture, ewan.

Right, have done at the cook. It's your turn on the bike, donald.

- What? - It's what it says on the roster.

It's always my turn on the bally bike here.

The last of my liquidity.

I hope you'll think of me when you're sinking a few pints

Down at the ghillie's rest at my expense.

Oh never mind, the new generator will be here soon, won't it?

Oh, yes yes.

In a way, i'll be kind of sorry.

Donald, you promised paul you'd drop off the down payment

For the generator on our way to the races.

- Did i? I'm getting so forgetful. - Oh no.

You didn't.

Well, you said yourself, molly, it was irresistible.

I don't believe it!

You have spent paul's money,

Meant for something this house desperately needs,

- On a horse? - Not just on a horse,

On life!

On fun and adventure, not on something boring.

Not just me. We all did it.

And how'd you work that one out?

You dear boy, you drove the getaway car,

And you, molly, you put me up to it.

- I d— - Na na na.

There's only one thing for it.

You are going to have to get a job, pal.

A job?

So what's the form of these tenants' meetings, then?

The form?

Well, it's uh, an ancient highland ritual...

You don't say.

Where the tenants present the laird

With an extremely long list of grievances.

I was worried you were gonna say that.

Yeah, well...

That's when the laird suffers an acute case of deafness.

Temporary, of course.

You'll soon get the hang of it.

Thank you, your lairdship.

Thank you.

What am i gonna do with this lot, then?

It's for you and your household to celebrate the coming of spring.

It's custom.

I'll have the eggs.

Me and my household, i thought you said.

Ghillie's perks, boss.

Thank you, all of you.

What can i say?

You can apologize for a start.

I'm sorry?

Aye, that'll do just fine.

What happened to you?

The laird did the dirty on me.

Still, that wouldn't have been the first time

One of them's done that to one of us, would it?

- ( all laugh ) - Golly: order!

You were going to say something, i think, laird?

Oh yes, right. Before i call on the outgoing chair

I'd like us all to take this opportunity to thank him

For his tireless efforts on behalf of the association. Alistair...

I suppose i should start

By reminding you all of the achievements—

Eh, mr. Chairman, before we start with the back-Slapping,

I would like to ask mr. Macdonald a question.

When he gonna deliver on his promises

To carry out the much-Needed repairs to our crofts?

Here, here!

Laird?

Right, okay, i'm, uh—

I'm very glad you asked me that question.

- ( screams ) - ( yells )

- Duncan! - Jess!

You're back!

You're pleased to see me?

No, i hate you.

Why did you never get in touch?

Have you met my friend,

Big blue? He's for cameron.

Not one phone call or a letter.

(high-Pitched voice ) don't be angry.

Ah, now look what you've done.

As you all know, it's been a hard winter—

It's not unusual in these parts, mr. Macdonald.

And as a result, the list of repairs to your crofts has lengthened somewhat.

Well, let's see if we can shorten it somewhat.

If only it were that simple.

- I'm afraid it's a question of available resources. - Meaning?

Lack of manpower, for a start.

Oh, well that's not a problem.

- I'm sorry? - Well, um...

There's mr. Brown. I know he's been retired

A few years, but he is a qualified electrician.

And angus law here, he used to be the best plumber on the estate.

- Men: aye... - That would solve your manpower problem,

- And i'm sure they wouldn't object to a little extra cash. - Oh, no.

I'm sure they wouldn't.

Let me just reassure you i'll do everything i can

In these very difficult times—

Excuse me, boss. Maybe the laird and the chair

Could meet later to discuss this in more detail.

Very good, yes.

- Thank you, laird. - Ahem.

I must now ask for nominations

For my successor.

If there are no nominations,

Then it will fall on me to take up the reins of office once more.

I'd like to nominate iona maclean.

And i'll second that.

Uh, don't i get a say in this?

- Go on, lass. - Take the job.

Uh... Okay, um...

Well...

I am honored to accept your nomination.

If only we could get away.

Where exactly?

Anywhere, just away from this lot.

Think about it, ewan. It'd just be you and me.

- Quality time. - Quality time.

We could have that here.

No, not if my dad's got anything to do with it.

And it's not as if we ever do anything anyway.

You know maggie's boyfriend's got a new convertible.

You've got an old banger.

Sadie's man's got a proper flat.

And all you've got is a room that's not even your own.

Going out with you is about like never having left school.

- Oh, thanks. - So do something about it.

We could go on holiday, the med.

Ewan, my wee man.

There's my dad.

- He hates me. - ( car honks )

That's because he loves me.

- Two weeks in the sun... - Two weeks?

How much you think that's gonna cost me?

A lot less than if you don't take me.

Just think about it, okay?

Ciao.

So, who is she?

That is iona maclean.

- So much for finding somebody more malleable than alistair. - Yeah—

Eh, laird? I suppose we should meet up sometime.

- Yeah, okay. - When?

- How about tomorrow evening? - Tomorrow it is then.

Oh, and whilst we're talking repairs,

You might want to put my dodgy electrics on your list.

- Iona, over here, lass. - All right, aye.

Look, i hope you didn't mind being roughed up earlier.

It's kind of a highland tradition.

Bye, golly. Bye, laird.

Bye.

Am i entirely useless, molly? Hmm?

I'm rather good at cvs.

I used to write them up for the malingerers in the three kings.

Five bob a go and a bonus pint if they got the job,

Two pints if they didn't.

Your cv, that's one work of fiction i should like to read.

Hah. It wasn't my cv i was thinking of tinkering with,

- Dear molly. - Hmm?

Meg never regained consciousness after the birth.

I saw dad cry...

Just the once...

After the funeral.

I should have been there.

Yep.

Anyway, found time in your busy schedule to pay us a visit.

Well, i am supposed to be the godfather.

Being here for the christening's the easy part, duncan.

You might find the longer-Term commitment more of a problem.

I said i was sorry.

At least try to remember his birthday.

September the first.

11th!

Past his bedtime.

- Golly! - ( baby cries )

He made me cry too, you know.

That's your godfather for you.

Smashing wee fella! Chip off the old block, eh?

How are you, duncan?

I'm good. Really good.

Everything's just great. How about you?

Sorry. Silly question.

I'm fine. Fine thanks.

Doing a wee bit of a wail, but fine.

That's just great.

Jess showed me a photograph of meg.

Lovely woman.

Yeah, she was.

I'm gonna do right by cameron.

I'm gonna be the best godfather he ever had.

I know you will, son.

I was gonna ask your advice about something.

Still here, duncan?

I was just gonna make a pot of tea.

Shouldn't you let 'em know at the big house that you're here?

It's where you're supposed to be staying, isn't it?

Aye.

Maybe i should...

- Duncan! - Oh!

Duncan, you rascal boy.

- So, the court jester returns! - ( all laughing )

Check you, man! How's it goin'?

So, the generator's broken.

Worse than that. You're on the bike tonight.

( knocks )... Ooh!

I say, old boy, i don't suppose you could see your way clear...

You could always sell your watch.

But this watch is a work of art.

It's priceless.

Enough to pay for the generator, then?

No gentleman would ever sell his father's watch.

I wouldn't know, not being a gentleman.

- ( baby crying ) - Shh!

Come on.

Gimme him.

- I've got him. - No, come on, you need your sleep. Here.

Oh, my man, come on, come on.

It's your dad. It's your daddy.

- ( knocking ) - Hello?

- My turn! - Hello?

Right, you two, out to the garden.

Golly...

- Rosy. - We arrived a bit early.

- I hope you don't mind. - I'm sorry about the mess.

It's been a wee bit of a broken night.

He's so lovely!

- How's my sister's wee boy? - He's fine.

- Can i? - Aye.

- Oh... - Oh, sweetie, hello.

Hello. Hello.

We're well set up here. I'm impressed.

Eh...

Your curriculum vitae.

Oh...

"two fulfilling years spent nursing in a leper colony in goa"?

Stint as a steeplejack? Croupier? Belly dancer?

A masterpiece of invention, half-Truths and wishful thinking.

There's receptionist at macgowan's galvanized metals,

Cleaner at bbd's guest house,

School dinner lady.

You don't have to do this, molly.

Well, paul's so worried about money, and i suppose i do feel partly responsible

- For donald's predicament. - Our predicament, molly, remember?

All we have to do is polish your interview technique.

Take a seat, mrs. Macdonald.

We'd like to consider your application.

( giggles ) what fun!

Tell us about yourself, mrs. Macdonald.

Any previous job experience?

Oh. Ooh...

Um...

1964? Modeling.

And kings road, foggy fenton's gallery for kinetic art.

Any previous experience in galvanized metals,

Domestic cleaning, or the catering business?

Well, i've always been pretty good at keeping the drinks flowing.

I think that could be considered relevant experience.

Thank you, mrs. Macdonald.

Well, how did i do?

- We'll let you know. - You got the job.

Are you managing okay?

I can't say it's the easiest thing i've ever done,

But we're fine.

I remember when my two were his age.

It's hard enough when there's two of you.

There are two of us, rosy. There's jess and me.

Well, if you ever need a break,

- Cameron can come stay with us, you know that. - I know.

I miss her terribly.

Sometimes i can't help thinking if she hadn't met me—

If you and meg hadn't met,

Neither of you would have known the happiness you did have.

She was happy, golly.

When she told me about the baby—

Yeah, the baby.

It's a cruel god that says you can have one but not the other.

Oh, hi.

You said to come round.

Oh yeah, sorry, i was doing paperwork.

Come in.

I've never been further than the kitchen before,

And that was when i was only a wee girl.

Oh, allow me.

Thanks.

I used to imagine what it would be like,

The big house.

I hope you won't be disappointed.

The laird invites a humble crofter into his castle.

I'm sure i won't be disappointed.

Now the idea is to boil the vegetables

Until they acquire the taste of an old dashboard.

Hello, what's going on?

I've had a callback from the school.

They've asked me to go in for a trial, tomorrow.

Excellent!

So i'm giving molly a crash course on school dinners.

And i'm making it all possible.

Just keep peddling. "the archers" are on in a minute.

Oh, wet bats and plimsoles— perfect.

Ewan, dinner for two in the dining room.

I thought it was beer and sandwiches in the study.

Change of plan.

- Oh... All these books. - Yes, it's the library.

Yeah, i think i might have worked that one out by myself,

- Given time. - Sorry.

- Please, should we start? - Good idea.

- The schedule of repairs? - Oh, i thought you'd have it.

Well, there's— uh, yeah, i've got a draft copy in the office.

It's incomplete, of course, but...

Don't worry, i'll pick it up tomorrow.

So, should we be keeping minutes?

Yeah, minutes. Uh...

- ( bell chimes ) - Dinner.

Thanks.

- This is very nice. - I'm glad you like it.

Even if it is a wee bit cold.

Temporary blockage in the system.

Sausage and mash, the laird's favorite.

Mine too.

Thank you, ewan.

Edinburgh's really good, molly.

Yeah, it's going really well.

There are so many things to do

And such a lot of interesting people.

I am so happy for you, duncan,

And this is a great idea.

- Molly! - Oh, golly.

Yesterday i picked up a few bits and pieces for the wee fella.

Yes, well, it's lovely to see you.

Don't see enough of you, any of you.

Family life, you know.

Excuse me.

Hi, jess.

Would you like to go out sometime?

Tonight?

Yeah, you know, for a meal or that. Kinda a celebration.

It'd be nice, but i've got so much to catch up on.

- Oh. - Nothing that can't wait, lass.

Doesn't matter. Another time, hey?

Yeah.

- Was that really necessary? - Dad—

You have got a life of your own.

So don't interfere.

Before i came to the estate i didn't think i'd stay.

Glenbogle was a million miles from what i was used to.

But as soon as i saw it,

I just knew i wanted to be a part of it.

Love at first sight?

Yeah, i suppose it was.

Yeah, me too.

I thought you always lived here.

Aye, but i've loved it from the moment i opened my eyes.

So what is so complicated about the repairs to the crofts, then?

Well, it's a matter of available resources.

Resources meaning what exactly?

Oh, and thanks for sending mr. Brown in this morning.

- Would he count as a resource? - Yeah, but workmen need paying,

Even retired ones.

- It's a question of balancing the books. - You're broke.

All of this, and you're broke.

- Not quite. - But you'll need time.

That's the long and the short of it.

Well, the crofts haven't fallen down yet.

I dare say they'll stay stood for a while longer.

( children chanting ) we want our food! We want our food!

- ( timer alert sounds ) - Peeper! Peeper! Peeper!

Fish fingers! Fish fingers!

- ( timer #2 beeps ) - ( screams )

- Things went all right last night, did they? - Yeah, i think so.

I think we can safely say the new chair of the tenants' association

- Won't be any trouble at all. - She knows you're broke.

Your woman on the inside, eh? Just where you want her.

Any dodgy moment between laird and tenant smoothed out

- Over a candlelit dinner of sausage and mash. - That is not what i meant.

Do you miss it?

It's always good to know it's here, you know?

Yeah, like me, i suppose.

Listen, jess...

The responsible adults...

Despite outward appearances, eh?

- This is jess. She's the godmother. - Hi.

I'm duncan. I'm the godfather.

Are you gonna make me an offer i can't refuse?

Right, well, i always like to hold these rehearsals on occasion.

That way we all know what we're doing,

Amd when we're supposed to be doing it.

We've even got a baby.

Thanks.

Don't i get to hold it?

Mmm, ibiza.

I've got enough saved up for the deposit.

Oh, ewan.

You're gonna have to pay for this today.

This is a once in a lifetime special offer.

No problem.

I'm sorry what i said before about your car and stuff.

Forget it.

What are you doing?

There's 25 lbs. Of venison in the freezer,

The food for the christening's in the fridge

And the generator's popped its coil.

- I'm a human dynamo, zoe. - Is that right? ( chuckles )

So, we all know what we're doing, do we?

- Yes, duncan. - When do i get to hold the baby?

You don't.

You can stand as close to jess and the baby as you like.

Eh, no, why can't jess stand close to me,

And i get the baby? I'll show you.

- Duncan? - I want a go on the baby.

No!

- Duncan, this is silly. - Just let go, then.

I already know why you can't hold the baby.

Sorry.

He's gone down.

Thanks, rosy.

So, come on. How are you managing?

I told you. We're fine.

- Really? - Really.

- Seems to me you're under a lot of pressure. - We get by.

How long do you think jess is going to want to be sharing a room with cameron?

- I haven't given it much thought. - Maybe you should.

She's loyal and caring, but she's stuck in here

When she should be out with her friends.

Cameron's her brother, not her son.

What are you trying to say, rosy?

- Let me take care of him. - Hmph.

It'll just be for a while, just until he's old enough to look after himself.

That's great, isn't it? First i lose meg, now i'm losing cameron.

You won't have lost him.

He'll always be your son, yours and meg's. Nothing can ever change that.

Nothing? Nothing?

Think about it.

- I've spoken to alec— - Have you?

What do you think meg would have wanted?

I can't answer that question, golly.

No.

I'm only thinking of cameron's best interests.

Give it a thought?

- ( walkie-Talkie crackles ) - Paul: golly, come in.

Golly, come in. Golly, where are you?

Golly here, go ahead.

There's a tree down. It's blocking the road at nine acre wood.

- It needs shifting, right now. - On my way.

Rosy! Rosy!

Molly!

Molly!

- Molly! - What is it?

I was looking for molly.

She's popped down to village for lunch.

Listen, donald, i need somebody—

I need somebody to keep an eye on cameron.

You're not suggesting that i do it?

You need to do it, donald. A tree's come down across one of the roads.

- Oh... - You'll be fine.

- See you later. - I won't have to change his napkin, will i?

Hello, little macaroon!

- ( turns off saw ) - Sorry, sorry.

Oh, that's okay. We're nearly done here.

We really should get this whole lot down soon, though,

Before it done some real damage.

- We've made a start already. - If it's a matter of getting extra help—

No, that won't be necessary.

I went wide at the left-Hander,

Forcing him inside, then cut in sharpish,

At the next right, a wicked right-Hander.

- ( baby coos ) - And young sterling moss,

He wasn't much older than you at the time,

Learning from a master, tucked neatly into my slipstream—

- Golly: sorry about that, donald. - What?

Oh, that's all right, golly. We're getting along splendidly. Look.

He particularly liked the cherry brandy.

- Damned old man! - We were hitting it off very well.

If ever you want another baby-Squasher—

- I won't, i won't. - Oh, pity.

I like babies.

Was one myself once. Huh.

It's nice to see you.

If you think i'm a pushover for a plate of sausage and mash

In a drafty old dining room...

- I'm sorry? - You'll be wanting this.

- Right. - It's a list of all the repairs that need doing.

Not next month, not next week,

Not tomorrow, but now.

Golly, hi.

Hi.

Listen, uh...

I've been thinking about what you were saying

About looking after cameron.

Would you like to come in?

No. No thanks.

- Mom! - Come on, mom!

Just a minute.

Uh...

After the christening.

- Right. - Okay.

It was the fish fingers that finally did it for me.

Then the supervisor had to go to hospital— second degree burns—

And now they're short-Staffed and it's all my fault!

- You didn't get the job? - Of course i did!

I never doubted you, and i may have bought us some time.

I don't need to ask how it went then.

Molly got the job.

Thank you.

You should have never made her do it.

I thought we were all in this together.

Getaway driver, remember?

Hello? Yeah, speaking.

Oh, i'm glad you called. Where's my generator?

What?

Right, w—

Wel—

Okay, yeah, okay.

Donald!

Donald!

Donald!

You didn't pay the deposit?

I'm sorry. Hey—

So am i, ewan, very very sorry.

I can explain!

Women...

If it's not your money they're after, it's your body.

Happily, all i have left is the latter.

- This is all your fault. - What?

You don't think i could go on holiday with a clear conscience

And let molly just—

Forget it.

I'm sorry about today.

And yesterday?

Okay, and yesterday.

And i get to hold cameron?

Duncan...

Say it.

And you get to hold cameron.

Right!

Well, now that we've got that out of the way,

It's time we were honest with each other.

Okay.

I've been lying to you, jess.

You've got another girlfriend, haven't you?

No.

It's nothing as simple as that.

Well, what is it then? Tell me.

Things haven't been going that well in edinburgh.

The job with the hospital radio was voluntary.

I've been living on the dole, jess.

- Well— - No money,

Scummy flat, i don't know anyone.

I've never been so miserable.

And every minute, i'm thinking about you,

Golly... All this.

Come here, duncan.

Hold on.

I was all set to come back,

Tail between my legs, but who cares?

And then out of the blue

I got offered a job.

It's a late night slot.

You know, reps, insomniacs,

- Stay-At-Home vampires, - ( jess chuckles )

But it's the real thing, and it pays.

And i'm due to start next week.

Oh.

You know, that's great.

No.

I don't know what to do.

Tell me what to do, jess.

Should i take the job...

Or come home?

I have missed you so much.

- Cameron's gonna look great in that. - Mm-Hmm.

Both archie and jamie did.

- For me? - It's got your name on it.

Ooh, and donald. Shall i open it?

Mm-Hmm.

- What's this? - I've been saving up.

It'll pay for the first installment on the generator.

We couldn't possibly—

It won't wash, old boy. It's full cash price on delivery

Or candles ad infinitum.

Eh. Well at least you can give paul his money back

And pay me back when you like.

Through thick and thin, the macdonald way.

Sweet lamb.

There's no need, old boy. Here.

I followed your advice.

You sold your father's watch.

Actually i won it at an illegal card table

In shepherd's market.

Like i said, donald, you always come good in the end.

I've got a situation to sort out.

Holiday in the sun, perchance?

It's a bit late for that.

There are plenty more fish in the med, old boy.

You never cease to surprise me.

Thick and thin, eh, molly?

The macdonald way.

Mmm. Quite.

It was your father's watch, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Do you remember what your auntie rosy said?

Do you?

Remember?

She said you could come and visit anytime you fancy.

Yes.

Any time you like.

That's what she said.

Any time you like.

Come on, wee man.

You need a proper family around you,

You do.

You'll have john and tara to play with.

You will.

But you remember this, lad.

No matter how big and strong you get,

You'll always be my wee boy,

And don't you ever forget it.

Donald, there's a horse running tomorrow.

- 2:30, windsor. - Absolutely not.

Ooh! Very well,

You heard what paul said. Cash up front.

What are the odds?

15 to one.

But that's not what makes it so irresistible.

It's called "golly's boy!"

And if we could buy the generator outright,

It means we could make paul's' money go that little bit further.

Strictly speaking, dear, sweet molly,

It's not paul's money.

Donald...

Oh. Paul.

You're keen.

Yeah well, it's, uh, on your list.

I would offer you a cup of tea, but the kettle's just blown another fuse.

- I can manage. - Hmm.

Well, i've finished. It's a patch and mend, but it should hold

Until we can afford to get mr. Brown back.

And when will that be?

You tell me, madame chair.

Look, maybe we should start again

If we're to work together, eh?

I could make you that cup of tea now.

No, thank you, i've got a busy day.

- Christening. - Oh.

See ya.

Bye.

Your mother would have been so proud, son.

Afternoon.

Molly wanted you to have this.

A macdonald christening shawl.

That's... Beautiful, thank you.

Hi. Where are all of cameron's things?

Packed.

Packed?

Look, it was stupid of me to think that i could

Bring him up on my own.

What's a wee boy want with an old man like me?

You're his father, golly.

When he's hitting his teens, i'll be pushing 70.

What use will i be to him?

No no, rosy, alec and the kids—

They can give him a proper family.

Rosy. And we can't, i suppose?

I thought we were family, golly... All of us.

He can come home and visit anytime.

Anytime.

- It's for the best, jess. - Best for who, exactly?

- Come on, for yourself. - Oh, me?

Yes! You don't want to be tied down up here all the time.

No, dad, so what if sometimes i would rather be out than babysitting?

And yes, i may not relish sleeping in a nursery.

Sometimes i might wish things were different,

- But that counts for nothing if it means losing cameron. - My mind's made up.

When?

Today.

- After the christening. - Because we mustn't mess with tradition.

There's another tradition we mustn't mess with, dad,

And that's you walking out on your children.

You're doing to him exactly what you did to me.

Hold on, hold on, both of you.

Golly, you need to see something.

I think this engine was mine.

No, that was hector's and he gave it to me.

- I don't believe he'd give my engine to you. - Yes, he gave it to me.

He said i was the true and proper inheritor of station master of glenbogle.

- I do— - ( door opens )

- Donald: golly. - What's all this?

It's cameron's christening present.

It was duncan's idea.

This is where my godson can do his growing up.

We hoped this would be cameron's home from home.

A place where we can all watch over him.

His family.

What do you reckon, golly?

I don't know what to say.

I'd, uh— i'd just like to say before we begin,

That if golly's half as good a dad

To cameron as he was to me,

Then cameron's a really lucky lad.

- Hear hear. - Thanks, son.

In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit.

You're gonna need all three. Amen.

Amen.

The gospel tells us that jesus was baptized in the jordan by john.

As he was coming up out of the water,

He saw the heavens break open and the spirit descend on him like a dove.

And a voice came from heaven,

"you are my beloved son.

In you, i take delight."

- ( kettle hisses ) - Hmm.

Perhaps you're not entirely useless, your lairdship.

Cameron jamie mackenzie,

I baptize you in the name of the father,

And of the son and of the holy spirit.

May the blessing of god almighty, father, son and holy spirit, descend upon you

And dwell in your heart forever.

Amen.

Cameron jamie mackenzie.

Thank you, golly.

Announcer on radio: through the inside rail!

- Come on. - Golly's boy is back! He's going to win

By a nose! It's golly's boy!

Oh, yes!

15 to one. Won it by a whisker!

I'm saved, molly!

I'm saved.

Donald? The generator.

Haven't you told him?

Ah yes, there was something of a misunderstanding about the deposit, old son.

You see, donald came into some money and he thought, wouldn't it be nice

To buy the generator outright, didn't you, donald?

I did. Oh, i did.

Donald...

- You're a hero. - Ah, thank you.

I've been called many things in my life, mostly insults, but never a hero.

Thank you.

Thought you weren't coming.

I had to wait for my dad to give me a lift.

It's okay, he's gone.

Anyway, the holiday we didn't get

Because you messed up the deposit—

Look, i said i was sorry.

Well, my mom and dad saw the advert in the paper too.

They were going to be in ibiza same time as we were.

You dad would have been there?

Which means i've got the house to myself

- For two weeks. - Quality time?

- Mm-Hmm. - Hah!

Right, i've been doing some thinking.

I've warned you about that.

No good'll come of it.

Shut up, duncan. This is important.

You can't come home.

It wouldn't be good for you.

You gotta give this job a go.

What about you and i?

I'm not planning on going anywhere.

I'll be back. I've got responsibilities now.

I'm the godfather.

Now that's what i call a proper goodbye.

Look over there, golly.

Paul!

Are you okay?

Must have been one of the sockets

That you were supposed to fix!

- No, ewan, leave it. - It's too late for that.

I'm sorry, lass.

I'll put this right for you. I give you my word.

I wouldn't mind if it was just things, but that's my home.

Where am i gonna go now?

Come and stay with us. For as long as you like.

- You're heavy! - ( golly mutters )

- Yes. - Have you seen he's getting his first tooth?

Oh, you're getting your teeth in?

What a good boy.

- Listen, rosy— - Oh, it's okay, golly.

You don't have to say anything.

You can come and visit whenever you like, you know that.

I do.

So...

He's gonna be well looked-After.

I know that now.

Come on, baby. There you go.

There you go.

- Bye, golly. - Bye, love.

- Bye, sweet, see ya. - Once again.

I think you've got some settling up to do, uncle donald.

Oh, right.

Here we are.

Cameron, this is your family.

For better or for worse.

And we all love you.

Despite the fact we live in a cold, dark house.

- Let there be light. - Said the donald macdonald.

And there was light!