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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, BOYS. FIND A SPACE.

- Paul: WELL PLAYED. - WHERE DID YOU GET THE TEEPEES FROM?

- LAST OF THE MOHICANS. - WHAT?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

PUSH HIM BACK, TOMMY.

PASS AND GO, GO ON. WELL PLAYED, THAT'S IT.

COME ON, THE STAGS. PASS IT!

GOOD STUFF, WELL PLAYED, KEEP IT UP.

HOPELESS.

ANGUS, PUSH UP.

WHEN'S YOUR GAME AGAINST GLENCAMPBELL?

THIS WEEKEND. COME ON, STAGS, PASS IT!

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BOTHER COACHING THEM. WE LOSE EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

NOT THIS TIME, LEX, THIS IS OUR YEAR, I CAN FEEL IT.

- Paul: THAT'S IT, SHOOT! - WHERE'S THE DEFENSE?

YES, COME ON!

ANGUS, PUSH UP, PUSH UP!

COME ON, BILLY, CLEAR IT.

I'D THROW IN THE TOWEL NOW IF I WERE YOU, ARCHIE.

I'LL TAKE THE THROW IN!

GO ON, ANGUS, KEEP RUNNING OFF THE BALL.

- HEY, SHAPE UP OR I'LL TAKE YOU OFF. - SUITS ME.

AYE, GIVING UP, ARE YOU, LADDIE?

- Player: COME ON. - Paul: THAT'S ENOUGH, PLAY ON.

TAKE YOUR TIME, TAKE YOUR TIME.

I HOPE YOU DON'T WANT A BATH.

ONLY I'VE USED ALL THE HOT WATER.

HI, DAD.

( man screams ) OH NO!

NO WAY IS THAT A PENALTY. HE DIVED.

- Paul: DUNCAN! - ( whistle blows )

OH, COME ON, DUNCAN,

- Duncan: PENALTY! - Player: YES!

COME ON, ANGUS, MAN!

- ( whistle blows ) - Player: COME ON, ANGUS. HERE WE GO!

- ( groans, cheering ) - ( laughs, clapping )

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HE HAD A TRIAL FOR DUNFERMLINE...

SHOWED A LOT OF PROMISE, APPARENTLY.

MY GAME, I THINK.

FIVE-NIL, SAY THAT WILL BE £5.

LEX?

GLENBOGLE ESTATE. MOLLY SPEAKING.

NO, NO, I'M SORRY.

BLAME IT ON ALL THOSE SATELLITE THINGIES,

YOU KNOW, WHIZZING AROUND IN SPACE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO FOR THE INTERVIEW.

OH, COME ON, HERMIONE.

I CAN'T SEE THE POINT OF YOU BEING IN GLASGOW,

IF I'M AT KILWILLIE CASTLE.

YOU WANT ME TO BETTER MYSELF, YOU SAID,

SO I CAN MEET YOUR FRIENDS WITHOUT EMBARRASSING YOU.

"PUT IT ON THE LIST," YOU SAID— "NEW JOB."

TRAINEE ASSISTANT, UNDERMANAGER OF AN HOTEL.

I MEAN, IT'S HARDLY YOU, IS IT, DUNCAN?

DOES ARCHIE KNOW?

ARCHIE? OH, COME ON, HERMIONE.

THIS WAS GOING TO BE OUR SECRET.

- AT LEAST UNTIL I GET THE JOB— - OR NOT.

YES, BRING BACK THE OLD JUNGLE DRUMS.

NO, NOT AT ALL, GOODBYE.

WRONG NUMBER.

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

YOU WERE TELLING ME

HOW MUCH YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD

TO OUR WEEKEND AWAY.

ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE WEEKEND.

AHH.

TEA?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAILAND?

- THAILAND? - OR NEW ZEALAND MAYBE?

I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW.

- IS THAT WHAT YOU DID? - YEP.

WELL, I WENT STRAIGHT FROM SCHOOL TO UNI TO MY MASTERS,

SO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A YEAR OUT NOW AND CATCH UP ON REAL LIFE.

- WE'RE GONNA NEED THE TABLE. - SORRY.

OCH, IT'S... THE SAME.

I'LL BE GONE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'VE BEEN.

I THINK YOU'LL LOVE IT, MOLLY,

THE HOTEL IS IN A CHARMING LOCATION.

THIS BREAK'S GOING TO DO YOU THE WORLD OF GOOD.

ANDREW, I REALLY DON'T THINK I CAN GO AWAY WITH YOU.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE'D SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.

ALONE.

YES, AND I'LL LIKE THAT VERY MUCH, REALLY I WOULD,

BUT NOT THIS WEEKEND.

IT'S THE FOOTBALL MATCH, YOU SEE,

THE BIG LOCAL DERBY, AND IT MEANS A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT TO ARCHIE

AND I REALLY OUGHT TO BE THERE. ARCHIE.

MOTHER, ANDREW.

COACHING THE TEAM IS ONE OF THE FEW PERKS I GET AS LAIRD.

- IT'S WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT. - HOW DID THE POOR DEARS GET ON?

OH, THEY'RE STAGS, MOLLY, CALLED THE STAGS.

- YES, OF COURSE THEY ARE. - WINNING'S THE THING. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANT.

THEY DON'T CARE WHO GETS THEM THERE. THEY SIMPLY WANT TO WIN.

OH, MY WORD, SPOKEN LIKE YOUR FATHER.

NOW, WITH SOME OF MY LADS PLAYING FOR THE STAGS,

AND ME AS COACH...

THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN ARCHIE'S JOB.

YOUR LADS CAN'T PLAY FOR THE STAGS, THEY HAVE TO BE LOCAL.

- THEY ARE, TEMPORARILY. - THAT'S CHEATING.

YOU LET ME COACH THE TEAM, AND I'LL BRING HOME THE BACON.

- ANTLERS, DEAR. - Archie: IT CAN'T BE DONE.

- WHO COACHES GLENCAMPBELL? - THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

THEY GET THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB, ASK YOUR BOYS.

- GLENCAMPBELL DO THINGS THEIR WAY, WE DO THINGS OUR WAY. - THEY WIN. YOU LOSE.

MAYBE NOW IS THE TIME TO SHARE THE DUTIES,

TWO HEADS AND ALL THAT.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME HOUSE RULES HERE. - OKAY.

I WOULD REALLY REALLY APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND KEEPING YOUR—

- YOUR— THINGS. - WHAT THINGS?

YOUR GIRLIE THINGS... IN YOUR ROOM.

YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SOUND LIKE MOM.

AND HOW IS YOUR MOTHER?

OH, SHE IS ALL RIGHT, I SUPPOSE.

ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, WE'VE HAD A ROW.

I SEE.

- SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE PERSON I WAS SEEING. - WHAT PERSON IS THIS?

MY BOYFRIEND.

SHE DECIDED HE WAS UNSUITABLE, END OF STORY.

AND SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT SUITABLE MEN I SUPPOSE.

IS THIS SOMEONE AT THE UNIVERSITY?

SEAN. HE WAS ONE OF MY LECTURERS ACTUALLY.

RIGHT. THIS SATURDAY, SOME OF YOU WILL HAVE THE HONOR

OF REPRESENTING THE STAGS IN THE ANNUAL FIXTURE

AGAINST GLENCAMPBELL UNDER-17s.

SO, YOU'VE GOT THREE DAYS TO PROVE TO ME

THAT YOU DESERVE A PLACE ON THE TEAM.

LET THEM FIGHT THEIR OWN BATTLES.

HEY, HOW MANY FOREIGNERS PLAY FOR MAN UNITED?

- THAT'S DIFFERENT. - YEAH, THE DIFFERENCE BEING THEY SOMETIMES WIN.

RIGHT, FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE ALL COMPETING FOR A PLACE IN THAT TEAM.

- ( players jeer ) - OKAY, MY LOT, BACK TO YOUR TEEPEES.

THE REST OF YOU, DON'T KEEP YOUR PROUD PARENTS WAITING.

DO I KNOW YOU?

AYE, MAYBE YOU DO.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

OH, ARCHIE,

YEAH, CARPETS, ARCHIE,

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT— I MEAN REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM?

WE WALK ACROSS THEM DAY AFTER DAY, BUT—

WE DON'T NOTICE THEM.

WE TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED, ARCHIE,

- YOU GOING SOMEWHERE, DUNC? - HMM?

HUH? OH.

WEIGHT TRAINING.

GOOD FOR THE OLD SHOULDER MUSCLES.

SEE YOU.

MOVE IT, COME ON!

GOOD.

GOOD.

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF ANGUS' SPECIALS.

IGNORE THEM. GET ON WITH IT.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.

- Angus: HE PUT ME OFF. - Paul: WHO DID?

- THE OLD MAN. - WHAT OLD MAN?

I KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE TALENT, BUT THE WAY YOU'RE PLAYING NOW,

- YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS LOT. - I'M NOT BOTHERED.

- YOU SHOULD BE. - I WANT TO GO HOME.

IF I SEND YOU HOME, WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN, EH?

YOU'LL BE SEEN AS HAVING FAILED—

- YET AGAIN. - YOU MEAN YOU WILL.

DAD?

I MADE YOU SOME TEA.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE WAS SOMEBODY HERE.

I WAS TALKING TO HIM. HE WAS—

LOOKING AT ONE OF MY OLD FOOTBALL ANNUALS.

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DREAMING.

EITHER THAT, OR YOU'RE BEGINNING TO LOSE THE PLOT.

AYE, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

- YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, I SEE. - HMM-HMM.

HOUSE RULES, REMEMBER?

SEAN SAYS I ALWAYS LEAVE HIS PLACE IN A TOTAL MESS.

YOU TWO SHOULD MEET, YOU'D GET ON.

- HE'S A DOCTOR, ARCHIE. - MAYBE HE'S A DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY.

YEAH WELL, HE CAN DO HIS PHILOSOPHIZING SOMEWHERE ELSE AND NOT ALL OVER MY WEE GIRL.

- ( chuckles ) SHE'S NOT THAT ANYMORE, IS SHE? - SHE IS TO ME!

ANYWAY, I'D LIKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

IT WON'T TAKE ME LONG TO SORT HIM OUT.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY TO HIM?

I'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN I COME TO IT.

AND YOU'VE TOLD JESS THAT YOU'RE GOING?

- NO. - RIGHT.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO—

YOU KEEP JESS OCCUPIED SOMEWHERE ON THE ESTATE

AND I WILL TALK TO THIS DR. COOK FELLOW.

I'VE GOT TO GO TO GLASGOW FOR SOMETHING ANYWAY.

YOU THINK I'LL MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF.

NO. DON'T WORRY, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESN'T TELL JESS.

HOW?

I'LL... I'LL APPEAL TO HIS SENSE FOR SURVIVAL.

AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE COLLEGE AUTHORITIES

WOULD BE PREPARED TO GIVE ME A HEARING TOO.

- BLACKMAIL? - DON'T GO SOFT ON ME, GOLLY.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE WITH THE OTHERS?

PAUL THINKS I'M RUBBISH.

THAT'S JUST HIS WAY— TOUGH LOVE. IT'S A MAN THING.

DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL AT HOME?

I USED TO.

DOES YOUR MOM AND DAD COME AND WATCH YOU PLAY?

HE DID, BUT IT'S JUST ME AND MOM NOW.

AND SHE'S ALWAYS BUSY.

EVERYONE ELSE'S MOM AND DAD CAME, SO I STOPPED GOING.

IT'S JUST ME AND MY MOM NOW.

WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND ME.

- OH, AYE? - AYE.

MY DAD USED TO TAKE ME TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL.

I USED TO WEAR MY SCARF AND MY WEE WOOLY HAT.

WE TALKED THE WHOLE WAY HOME ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A FREE KICK

AND WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE REFEREE.

SO, DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL THEN?

I DID.

BUT IT JUST REMINDS ME OF MY DAD, SO...

I DON'T.

YOU?

YEAH, I DO.

WOULD YOU MIND IF I CAME AND WATCHED YOU PLAY?

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE FOOTBALL.

I DON'T.

SEE YOU.

- DUNCAN. - ARCHIE.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

ME? UH...

OUT FOR A BIT OF A JOG, YOU KNOW.

AND A BIT OF WEIGHT TRAINING THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE.

SO YOU'RE JOGGING ALL THE WAY TO GLASGOW?

SORRY, GLASGOW?

OH! GLASGOW!

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW—

BIT OF JOGGING, BIT OF HITCHING,

YOU KNOW, NO POINT OVERDOING IT AT ALL, IS THERE, EH?

- GET IN. - YEP.

GO ON, LAD.

KEEP GOING.

COME ON, ANGUS.

RIGHT, ANGUS,

BACK DOWN THE HILL, STRAIGHT BACK UP AGAIN, COME ON.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING A BIT HARD ON HIM?

- WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? - A BIT OF CAREFUL HANDLING.

WE'VE GOT A GAME TO WIN.

I'VE GOT JUST OVER A DAY AND A HALF

TO GET THIS LOT LOOKING LIKE A FOOTBALL TEAM.

WHY DOES IT MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU, ANYWAY? ANGUS?

LET HIM GO.

SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE UP ON HIM?

HUH. I THINK HE'S GIVEN UP ON HIMSELF, DON'T YOU?

RIGHT, COME ON. ( whistles )

- "HI, I'M DUNCAN, I'VE GOT A LETTER—" - ( honks )

"I'VE GOT A LETTER FROM SADIE CARTER."

"HI, I'M DUNCAN,

I'VE GOT A MEETING TOMORROW WITH SADIE CARTER

FROM HUMAN RESOURCES.

I WAS WONDERING IF IT WAS ALL RIGHT FOR ME TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND

TO FAMILIARIZE MYSELF

WITH THE HOTEL— ESTABLISHMENT— FACILITIES.

TELL SADIE, DUNCAN'S HERE."

HI, I'M SADIE.

SO MUCH FOR FEUDALISM.

AND SO, WE COME TO THE PRESENT DAY.

WHAT, WE MAY ASK, HAS CHANGED?

A FEUDAL LORD HAD POWER OVER EVERY ASPECT

OF HIS SERFS OR TENANTS' LIVES.

TO WHAT EXTENT DOES THE MODERN LAIRD REPRODUCE THIS MODEL?

MORE, PERHAPS, THAN WE MIGHT IMAGINE.

- ( knocks ) - JESS?

- WON'T I DO? - I'M SORRY, MOLLY.

I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU BEAVERING AWAY. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

WELL NO, ACTUALLY.

JESSICA HAS GOT HERSELF A BOYFRIEND

WHO IS A LOT OLDER THAN SHE IS.

OH... THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR THE OLDER MAN—

THEY'RE MORE SETTLED AND...

HE CAN PROBABLY AFFORD TO TAKE HER TO NICE PLACES, BUY HER PRESENTS.

AND THERE'S NOTHING LIKE EXPERIENCE.

MAYBE NOT.

OCH, IT'S ALL MY OWN FAULT.

- NONSENSE. - SHE HATES ME.

IT'S OBVIOUS.

WE'RE EMOTIONAL PUNCHBAGS WHEN IT COMES TO OUR CHILDREN, GOLLY.

SHE'LL MOVE ON FROM THIS OLDER MAN,

BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER, SHE KNOWS THAT.

- ( growls ) - DOES SHE LOVE HIM?

SHE'S SEEING HIM. THAT'S ENOUGH, ISN'T IT?

SPENDING TIME WITH SOMEBODY IS NOT THE SAME THING AS LOVING THEM.

I SUPPOSE NOT.

PEOPLE SPEND TIME TOGETHER FOR ALL SORTS OF REASONS.

SOMETIMES, THEY'RE JUST LONELY.

MAYBE LOVE SHOULD BE LEFT TO THE YOUNG.

THE OLDER ONE GETS,

- THE LESS BRAVE ONE BECOMES. - YOU'LL NEVER BE OLD, MOLLY.

- ( clears throat ) - ANDREW!

SORRY. OUR SITTING?

AM I LATE?

NOT TO WORRY. I'LL DROP THIS AT THE HOUSE

- AND SEE YOU THIS EVENING. - FINE.

OH DEAR!

ARE YOU LONELY, MOLLY?

ME?

NO.

POOR JESS.

I DO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN LOVE...

NOT THE MOST RATIONAL OF FEELINGS.

NO.

WHEN WE DO FALL IN LOVE...

IT'S NOT ALWAYS WITH THE RIGHT PERSON.

A SUSTAINABLE, SOCIAL,

ECONOMIC AND ENVIRONMENTALLY ACCEPTABLE LAND ECONOMY—

"THE BUBBLE THEORY."

DR. COOK?

YOU'RE NOT A STUDENT, ARE YOU? CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF MINE.

NO, MY NAME IS MacDONALD.

I'M A LAIRD, THE LAIRD OF GLENBOGLE.

AND I THINK IT'S YOU WHO'S LIVING IN A BUBBLE.

( chuckles ) WE HAVE AMONGST US—

A SOCIAL, POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC DINOSAUR.

IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THE UNIVERSITY AUTHORITIES MIGHT BE.

THEN I SUGGEST YOU TALK TO THEM.

RIGHT NOW, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT DATE

WITH A VERY SPECIAL YOUNG LADY.

WHY DOESN'T THAT SURPRISE ME?

MY DAUGHTER, KERRIE.

HIYA!

YOU'RE MARRIED?

I AM.

COME AND SEE ME TOMORROW.

CALL FOR ME AT THE FACULTY OFFICE.

HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE?

I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

I NEED A SPOT OF ADVICE.

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT DEALING WITH YOUNG WOMEN.

IT'S ABOUT MOLLY, ACTUALLY.

YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I COULD THINK OF TO ASK.

I EXPECT YOU KNOW I'M VERY FOND OF HER.

I THINK I DO.

I WANT TO MAKE HER HAPPY BUT I DON'T SEEM ABLE TO GET THROUGH TO HER.

IT'S AS IF SHE'S SOMEHOW AVOIDING THE ISSUE.

I DARESAY SHE'S HAPPY ENOUGH.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

ANDREW, I THINK THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU WANT MOLLY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I'VE NOT MET ANYONE THAT PUT A CLOCK ON MOLLY AND WASN'T DISAPPOINTED.

I DARESAY THERE ARE SOME STILL WAITING.

HOW LONG?

IF IT'S YOU SHE WANTS, SHE'LL COME AROUND IN HER OWN GOOD TIME.

SHE WILL NOT BE RUSHED.

STOP THAT PRAM!

STOP THE PRAM, STOP THE PRAM!

OH, THANK YOU.

WHAT'S THAT?

NOT SUPPER, I HOPE.

SOME SOUP FOR PAUL'S BOYS.

IS THAT THE TIME?

MM-HMM.

ANDREW— I'M SIMPLY NOT READY FOR HIM.

HE WANTS TO FINISH MY HANDS.

OH, I LOOK AN ABSOLUTE FRIGHT.

YOU'VE BEEN SEEING QUITE A LOT OF ANDREW.

CAN YOU HAND ME THAT FLASK?

HE— ( giggles ) HE WANTS ME TO GO AWAY WITH HIM.

- ON A DIRTY WEEKEND? - AT MY AGE?

- WHEN HAS AGE BOTHERED YOU, MOLLY? - ONLY WHEN IT MATTERS.

YOU LIKE HIM, DON'T YOU?

MOLLY?

- YES, OF COURSE I LIKE HIM. - SO GO FOR IT.

WELL... WHAT WOULD HECTOR THINK?

MOLLY.

AND I AM RATHER ENJOYING MY INDEPENDENCE.

- OR LONELINESS. - OH, NONSENSE!

YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE LOVE WHERE YOU FIND IT, MOLLY.

WORRY ABOUT THE MESSY BITS LATER, EH?

COME AND GET IT!

- WHAT IS IT? - SOUP.

- SOUP? - COME ON.

HOT CHICKEN SOUP.

YOU'RE SPOILING THEM.

- AND WHY NOT? - GONNA COME AND JOIN US?

- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD DO WITH SOME HOT SOUP. - YEAH.

- WHERE DO YOU WANT ME? - WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

OH YES, OF COURSE.

- UH— - AH.

WHERE IS LEXIE?

RUNNING THE SOUP KITCHEN.

SO IT'S JUST YOU AND ME I'M AFRAID.

I'VE BEEN THINKING, ANDREW, ABOUT THE FOOTBALL MATCH.

UH...

WILL YOU BE THERE?

I CAN HARDLY THE HOME TEAM.

UP THE STAGS!

QUITE.

UM... IT WILL BE OVER BY MID-AFTERNOON,

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND?

I DID.

UH... AND NOW YOU'VE MADE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS?

- NO. - GOOD.

NO SENSE IN RUSHING THINGS.

BECAUSE "ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN," THAT'S RIGHT, ISN'T IT?

I SUPPOSE THEY DO.

MY THINKING EXACTLY. THE LIGHT'S GOING.

IS IT?

WE'RE FOOLS,

WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

- OH. - I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT.

- GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON AN ERRAND FOR HERMIONE.

NO, IT GOT A BIT COMPLICATED SO I'LL BE STAYING OVER,

- JUST FOR ONE NIGHT, MIND. - YEAH, ME TOO.

I HAVEN'T BOOKED ANYWHERE YET.

WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?

THE HILTON. I HAVEN'T CHECKED IN YET.

THEY'RE HOLDING THE ROOM TILL 6:00. WHAT TIME IS IT?

IT'S 7:00.

NEVER MIND, WE'LL FINISH THESE AND GO FIND SOMEWHERE.

LEAVE IT WITH ME.

- Duncan: HI, GOT ANY ROOMS? - Barman: YEAH, SURE.

- AH, GREAT, THANKS A LOT. - THANK YOU.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

WE'VE GOT TO SHARE, BUT PROBLEM SOLVED.

DUNC, YOU DO KNOW THAT THIS IS A GAY BAR.

YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, EH?

- NO, DUNCAN, GAY. - YEAH, GAY—

GAY.

I'VE JUST BOOKED US INTO A DOUBLE ROOM.

I'LL UN-BOOK IT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S A BED, ISN'T IT?

( clears throat ) ( deep voice ) SO, ARCHIE—

HOW IS THE WIFE?

- LEXIE? SHE'S FINE, YEAH. - GREAT.

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GIVE HER A CALL, ACTUALLY.

WHAT, THE WIFE? GONNA CALL THE WIFE, ARE YOU, ARCHIE?

DUNCAN, WILL YOU STOP PUNCHING ME?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT BACK TO ME.

ARM WRESTLE.

WHY ARE YOU STAYING IN HERE AND NOT IN THE HOUSE?

FIRST LAW OF LEADERSHIP—

NEVER EXPECT YOUR MEN TO DO ANYTHING YOU WOULDN'T DO,

OR GO ANYWHERE YOU WOULDN'T GO.

AND DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA WIN?

WHY THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN OUR MATCH?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION,

PROVE MYSELF, I SUPPOSE.

LOOK, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GREAT.

IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR GLENBOGLE

AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE KIDS THAT COME HERE.

BUT?

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TREAD...

CAREFULLY ON ARCHIE'S TURF.

- YOU THINK I'M OVERSTEPPING THE MARK? - NO, NO, I—

I JUST THINK THAT MAYBE YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD?

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING, PAUL.

YOU— YOU BELONG HERE.

AND—

YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR WEE ANGUS.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING THAT.

HE MISSES HIS DAD.

YOU'RE GOOD WITH HIM. AT LEAST HE LISTENS TO YOU.

I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE HAVING CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN SOON.

- THAT IS A LONG WAY AWAY. - WELL, YOU'LL MAKE A GOOD MOM.

I SUPPOSE MY CHILDHOOD WASN'T MUCH TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.

MY MOM— SHE JUST COULDN'T COPE.

AND THEN WHEN MY DAD WALKED OUT...

ARCHIE'S HARDLY LIKELY TO DO THAT, IS HE?

NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

BUT THEN, I NEVER THOUGHT MY DAD WOULD EITHER.

WHAT ABOUT ARCHIE? DOES HE WANT KIDS?

WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S DIFFERENT FOR HIM.

I MEAN HE GREW UP HERE.

HE'S A VERY LUCKY MAN.

UH— HAVING ALL THIS, I MEAN.

I'D BETTER GO.

THANKS.

ARCHIE?

YES?

ARE YOU ASLEEP?

YES.

FANCY A DRINK?

DUNC, THEY'LL BE SHUT.

NOT NECESSARILY.

HERMIONE'S FAVORITE.

- ARCHIE? - HMM?

I LIED ABOUT WHY I'M HERE.

NO KIDDING. SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?

JOB INTERVIEW.

DAD?

- I'M FRIGHTENED. - COME HERE.

IT'S ONLY A WEE STORM.

HMM?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SCARED OF THUNDER.

WHY SHOULD YOU?

HMM.

NO, I NEED TO BETTER MYSELF, ARCHIE.

IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY AT GLENBOGLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SOMETHING.

- I'M NOT UNHAPPY! - WE COULD HAVE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU.

BUT I DON'T WANT ANY FAVORS, ARCHIE.

NO, I NEED TO PROVE I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF,

BY MYSELF.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FAMILY— YOU, ME, GOLLY, LEXIE.

YEAH, NOW THERE'S PAUL.

FAMILIES GO THEIR OWN WAY. THEY FLY THE NEST.

I MEAN, NO OFFENSE, ARCHIE, BUT IT IS TIME TO MOVE ON.

YOU'VE MADE CHANGES ON THE ESTATE.

YOU'VE PROVED YOURSELF.

BECAUSE I HAD TO.

OR BECOME A DINOSAUR.

YOU SEE, YOU'RE THE LAIRD, ARCHIE.

I MEAN YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU LIKE.

AND WHEN YOU DECIDE TO MOVE ON, THEN—

WELL, YOU CAN GO OUT AND FIND SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO.

SOMETHING FOR ME. JUST ME.

GO!

GO!

MOVE!

YOU'LL BE THE LAIRD'S WIFE,

LEXIE.

I AM.

I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT YOU. HE USED TO PLAY TOO.

COULD HAVE PLAYED FOR SCOTLAND.

- ( whistle blows ) - Paul: LET'S BE HAVING YOU THEN.

BREAKFAST.

- MORNING. - MORNING.

THAT'S THE WAY OF IT, BOYS, SORRY.

NO.

OH NO.

LEXIE, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BOTHERING.

I GAVE HIM A CHANCE AND HE DIDN'T TAKE IT.

WELL, YOU HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT TO THEM,

YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THEN THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK.

MOST MEN ARE EMOTIONALLY DYSLEXIC.

OH, DEFINITELY NOT.

OOH, I RATHER LIKE THAT ONE.

DO YOU NOT THINK THAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK—

- SETTLED? - YOU'VE NEVER CALLED ME THAT BEFORE.

I'VE NEVER HAD TO DRESS YOU FOR A DIRTY WEEKEND BEFORE.

I DIDN'T SAY I WAS GOING.

NO— OHH!

THIS, VERY NICE.

ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

OH NO, LOOK— THIS WILL TAKE FAR TOO LONG TO COME OFF.

- SORRY. - LEXIE, PLEASE.

DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD WAIT FOR HIM TO ASK ME AGAIN?

HE ALREADY HAS ASKED YOU.

WELL, ONCE MORE WOULD BE NICE.

HE DID RATHER FLEE LAST NIGHT.

WELL, HE WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN.

OH DEAR.

YOU NEED TO GIVE HIM A SIGNAL.

WHAT SORT OF SIGNAL?

- THIS SORT OF SIGNAL. - OH NO, LEXIE, NO, NO. NO, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY.

OH WELL, IT IS RATHER NICE.

HMMM.

HOW DO YOU DO? PLEASE, SIT DOWN.

OKAY, NOW REMEMBER, LOOK RELAXED, YOU'LL FEEL RELAXED.

OKAY. HOW?

UH... WELL, LIKE THIS.

ALL RIGHT.

- THAT'S EASY ENOUGH. - GOOD.

JUST RELAX.

HOW DOES IT FEEL?

UH, GOOD.

- YEAH, PRETTY GOOD. - OKAY. NOW DON'T APPEAR TO BE TOO EAGER.

REMEMBER YOU'RE INTERVIEWING THEM AS MUCH AS THEY'RE INTERVIEWING YOU.

NO, NO, ARCHIE, IT'S ME THAT WANTS THE JOB.

YES, I KNOW THAT, DUNCAN, BUT—

WELL, YOU CAN'T APPEAR TO BE TOO DESPERATE.

NO, I AM DESPERATE.

YOU'RE A MAN OF THE WORLD. THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER.

YOU CAN HAVE ANY JOB THAT YOU WANT.

MAKE THEM THINK THAT THEY ARE JUST ONE

OF A LONG LIST OF POSSIBILITIES.

JUST RELAX.

RELAX.

E-E-EVER SINCE I WAS FIRST INDUCTED

INTO THE TARGETED VISITOR FACILITY

AT GLENBOGLE ESTATES P.L.C.,

I REALIZED THAT THE PRIMARY CANDIDATE SOURCE

WOULD HAVE TO EXTEND

BEYOND THE LOCAL CATCHMENT AREA

IF BUSINESS WAS TO EXPAND.

THIS REQUIRED A STUDIED AND CONCISE

APPROACH TO TIME-SPACE MANAGEMENT

WITH AN ABILITY TO PUT IN PLACE AN ALTERNATIVE,

ALTHOUGH BY NO MEANS LESS EFFECTIVE,

SERIES OF MEASURES...

IF THE NEED AROSE THROUGH, FOR EXAMPLE,

HUMAN DEVIATION FROM THE ALREADY EXISTING...

I'M SORRY.

IS THIS YOU, DUNCAN?

I'M SORRY IF I'VE WASTED YOUR TIME.

AYE.

YOU'RE WARNING ME OFF THE DAUGHTER

OF ONE OF YOUR RETAINERS.

- HE'S A FRIEND. - BUT ON THE PAYROLL.

- HE WORKS WITH ME. - FOR YOU.

- THAT'S HARDLY THE POINT. - THE POINT BEING THAT BUT FOR AN ACCIDENT OF BIRTH,

THE ROLES MIGHT HAVE BEEN REVERSED.

I MEAN YOU OWN THE GROUND HE WALKS ON.

NOT ONLY WAS JESSICA ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS,

BUT YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN.

I DO OWN 40,000 ACRES,

BUT WITH THAT COMES A BURDEN OF RESPONSIBILITY I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY.

THE DEFENSE OF THE BENEVOLENT DICTATOR.

COME ON, THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.

WE HAVE OPENED UP THE ESTATE,

WE RUN OUTWARD-BOUND SCHEMES FOR CITY CHILDREN,

WE BROUGHT WOLVES BACK TO THE HIGHLANDS,

WE SUPPORT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY.

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I'M DOING RIGHT.

AYE, BUT YOU, ONE MAN, OWNS A GREAT SWATHE OF THIS COUNTRY.

- YES. - AND ALL THE GOOD WORKS,

THE ACCESS, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT,

IS ALL IN YOUR GIFT AS LAIRD.

IT MAY SEEM ARCHAIC TO YOU, BUT WE ARE MODERNIZING.

FOR LAIRD, READ MANAGING DIRECTOR.

I RUN A FAMILY BUSINESS THAT BENEFITS A LOT OF PEOPLE.

I SUPPOSE YOU DO.

- WOULD YOU READ MY LECTURE NOTES? - WHY?

I MIGHT BE OPEN TO PERSUASION.

AS FOR BEING MARRIED,

IT'S MORE OF A TECHNICALITY. I'M ABOUT TO BE DIVORCED.

I'M SORRY.

AND YOU CAN TELL JESSICA'S FATHER THAT IT'S OVER BETWEEN US.

SHE DUMPED ME.

HE ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

I TOLD HIM I WASN'T READY FOR THAT SORT OF COMMITMENT.

I SHOULD HAVE LEFT THINGS AS THEY WERE, I SUPPOSE.

BUT YOU CAN'T GO BACK, CAN YOU?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BOTHERED WITH YOUR OWN FEELINGS TO LISTEN.

I'M SORRY, LASS.

I DO MISS HER.

I LOVED HIM, DAD.

- I REALLY LOVED HIM. - OH, MY DARLING GIRL,

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.

WE DON'T ALWAYS LOVE THE RIGHT PERSON, DO WE?

AND YET, THERE'S SOMETHING LIBERATING

ABOUT LOSING WHATEVER IT IS YOU HOLD DEAR.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.

DON'T FORGET MY LECTURE NOTES.

THEY WON'T BITE.

- HI. - MISS ME?

NOT A BIT.

HOW DID IT GO?

TELL ME, LEX,

DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG

FOR ONE MAN TO OWN AN ESTATE THIS SIZE?

IT DEPENDS WHAT HE DOES WITH IT.

AM I A DINOSAUR,

OR A DICTATOR?

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, FINE.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING.

BED?

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT.

ARCHIE!

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

I FELT OTHERS DESERVED IT MORE.

- WHAT'S WRONG? - HE'S ON THE BENCH.

OH GREAT.

- ALL RIGHT, LADS, LET'S GO. - COME ON, STAGS.

- Lexie: COME ON, THE STAGS! - COME ON, THE STAGS!

COME ON, THE STAGS!

- ( whistle blows ) - ( cheering )

CONCENTRATE, LADS.

MOLLY, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.

YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH? FOR A FOOTBALL MATCH, I MEAN.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

- I HAVE GOT A CASE IN THE CAR. - YOU DO?

I COULD CHANGE INTO SOMETHING MORE—

OR I COULD WAIT TILL WE GET TO THE HOTEL.

YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

- THANK YOU. - COME AND SIT DOWN.

HERE WE ARE.

I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ANDREW,

BUT HE DOES MAKE MOTHER HAPPY, DOESN'T HE?

COME ON, BOYS. THAT'S IT!

EASY BALL, COME ON.

- Paul: GO ON. - COME ON!

- DEUCE, HAGRID, BOX, BOX! - Paul: COME ON, LADS.

HOLD IT THERE. COME ON, THE STAGS!

- Lexie: COME ON, THE STAGS! - Paul: KEEP IT TIGHT, GO ON.

YES, YES, COME ON!

WHERE DO YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE MY DESK?

THIS CAME THIS MORNING.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO OPEN IT?

I CAN'T.

- DUNCAN. - YOU READ IT.

WHAT DO THEY SAY?

"DEAR DUNCAN..."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,

"WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU

THAT YOUR APPLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF..."

BLAH, BLAH, "HAS BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL."

BUT THEY ALMOST OFFERED ME THE JOB THERE AND THEN.

"YOURS, ET CETERA."

I'M SORRY, DUNCAN.

MAYBE I WAS AIMING TOO HIGH.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

I'M TRYING, HERMIONE, I REALLY AM.

YOU WON'T BE GOING AWAY FROM ME, WILL YOU?

NO.

NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE I WILL.

HOW MUCH LONGER HAVE WE GOT?

TWO MINUTES.

COME ON, THE STAGS!

AH, NIL-NIL'S NOT TOO BAD. CONSIDERING.

IF IT ENDS UP A DRAW, THEY GET TO KEEP THE ANTLERS FOR ANOTHER YEAR.

- OH, COME ON, PENALTY! - Crowd: PENALTY!

- ( whistle blows ) - Referee: PENALTY.

YES!

CAN WE HAVE THE TRAINER OVER, PLEASE?

COME ON, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.

I'M NOT GOING ON.

WE HAD A DEAL.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

YOU WILL BE LETTING YOUR WHOLE TEAM DOWN.

YOU'LL BE LETTING ME DOWN.

AND WORST OF ALL, YOU'LL BE LETTING YOURSELF DOWN.

- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? - I DON'T CARE.

YEAH, WELL I DO. YOU'RE GOING ON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

FINE. YOU TALK TO HIM THEN.

COME HERE.

- WHAT'S IT TO BE? - I'M NOT GOING ON.

YOU'RE 15.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

I MEAN, I'D GIVE IT A GO IF I HAD THE CHANCE, BUT I GAVE UP.

I KNEW IT.

McKINNON.

- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? - NO.

HE WAS ONE OF MY HEROES, LEXIE.

WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN COUNTS FOR NOTHING.

IT'S JUST A DREAM.

DO YOU STILL DREAM, LADDIE?

OF SCORING A HAT-TRICK FOR SCOTLAND, EH?

OF COURSE YOU DO.

COME ON, STAGS, LET'S GO!

COME ON, BOYS!

ALL RIGHT, ON YOU GO.

LET ME TAKE THE PENALTY.

WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT, WINNING THE GAME OR HELPING THE BOY?

OKAY, YOU TAKE IT.

CONCENTRATE AND LET'S DO THIS, COME ON!

COME ON, ANGUS!

COME ON, ANGUS!

- GO, ANGUS! - COME ON, ANGUS.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST, MAN, WHAT HAPPENED?

WE PLAYED PALERMO IN THE EUROPEAN CUP WINNER'S CUP.

"THE DUNFERMLINE DISASTER." I WAS THERE.

GOT A LAST MINUTE PENALTY. IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE WINNING GOAL.

BUT YOU MISSED IT.

WE LOST IN EXTRA TIME.

THINGS WERE NEVER THE SAME AFTER THAT.

AND ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE—

- DEAD? - SORRY.

YES, YES, YES!

FULL TIME.

WE WON!

YOURS, I THINK.

HOORAY!

TWO HEADS, ARCHIE.

YES, IN FACT LEXIE AND I WERE HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF A CHAT

AND I THINK WE SHOULD SHARE MORE OF THE WORKLOAD

AND THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF RUNNING THE ESTATE.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

YEAH, IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.

COME ON, TEAM PHOTO.

- WHAT'S WRONG? - WHERE DID HAMISH GO?

- HE DIDN'T SEE ME SCORE. - OH, HE DID, SON.

I'M SURE HE DID.

- COME ON, ANGUS. - Player: COME ON, ANGUS.

THE PHOTOGRAPHER WANTS A PHOTO OF THE LAIRD WITH THE TEAM.

YES, OF COURSE.

PAUL, YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS TOO, COME ON.

GO ON, PAUL.

AYE, COME ON.

- Archie: WA-HEY! - All: CHEESE!