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Original subtitles

Lex! We're leaving right now.

You're so unbelievably arrogant!

For once, would you just shut up and do what you're told?

( echoing ) there's a bomb in the cellar!

So, what's the verdict?

A blast like that would have demolished most houses.

Yeah, but glenbogle isn't most houses, is it?

That's my problem. I don't get to deal with places this size that often.

It'll take time to assess the damage.

Yeah, but we can still stay here?

Nope. Can't guarantee your safety.

- You'll have to move out. - For how long?

Depends on what we find.

How are we going to run the estate? We can't go.

I can't believe it's as serious as all that. Like my father used to say,

This place is as solid as the rock of gibraltar.

- Ow-Ww! - Archie!

Do we really have to do this?

Sorry, the ritz was full.

This is ridiculous. It's not even duncan's house.

Duncan is in charge while liz is away.

- ( scoffs ) - What?

Duncan in charge? Please.

Welcome to the glenbogle boutique hotel.

So, this is the balmoral room,

Full en suite facilities next door.

Um, it's lovely. We'll take it.

Great. Well, if you'd just like to register...

Dunc, you know who we are.

Excellent. I'll be delighted to do that for you.

All part of our express check-In service.

So, enjoy your stay.

I'm sure we will.

Cheer up. It's not that bad.

Yes, archie?

If you're that worried,

Why don't you come and see for yourself?

Anything i can't handle, i'll call you, okay?

- Lexie: how's golly? - You know golly, always full of the joys of spring.

He might be if you weren't phoning—

Phoning him every five minutes.

I told you we should have checked into a proper hotel.

- Be an hour from the house? - How do i run the estate from here?

Nowhere to put anything, no telephone line for the computer

- And duncan's in and out like a fiddler's elbow. - ( knocks )

Shampoo?

If you were thinking of washing your hair tonight...

Thank you.

Aw, at least he's trying.

He's supposed to work on the estate.

He's letting us stay here for free.

The least we can do is give him some time off.

If i'd known he was going to make a career out of it, i would never have agreed.

Duncan has always supported you.

Think about all the things he's done for glenbogle.

- Yes, he blew up the house. - That wasn't his fault.

- It was his bomb. - Yeah, and think how bad he must feel about it.

Come on, arch, at least you've got your own shampoo.

- ( spatters ) - ( laughs )

- Sorry. - ( knocks )

Conditioner.

Ah, we're looking for somewhere to stay.

Oh well, i'm not really—

Do you or do you not have vacancies?

- Yes— - Then we shall have a room.

Thank you.

Uh, can you look after the dogs for a moment?

I'm just popping out...

- For a walk. - Why don't you take the dogs with you?

It's not that kind of walk. Won't be long.

She is up to something.

There could be something she's not telling us.

Ah-Ha.

She's seeing andrew.

- Duh. - I knew they were friends,

- But i didn't think— - That she'd be riding on his motorbike?

- What are you doing? - I've got more guests.

Really? I thought opening the b&b was a special favor for us.

Boutique hotel. And yeah, it is a favor for you,

It's just i forgot to take down the vacancy sign

( whispers ) and they're paying high season rates.

Have you never used teabags before?

The new guests want real tea,

Made with tea leaves.

And pancakes.

It was always much easier when auntie liz made them.

- Shall i? - Aye.

Thanks, archie. Yeah, i wouldn't normally go to all this bother,

But the new guests, do you know who they are?

Henrietta mcnab and margot mcnally.

- The famous food writers. - I've never heard of them.

Anyway, they're up here researching a new book on cooking in the highlands.

When will those pancakes be ready?

Oh, you made these yourself.

Oh yes, all home cooking here.

You might want to mention that in your book.

Oh! We focus on rather larger establishments,

The great houses. Our title is "eat like a laird."

These houses in your book,

- They get loads of publicity? - Obviously.

I know the very place.

It's called glenbogle house.

We'll add it to our list.

It's empty just now, the family are...

Having some repairs done.

Ah, that house, yes.

I suppose we should really have a look at it.

But if it's closed, well, never mind.

Well...

Seeing as you're my guests

I might be able to get you into it.

I mean, i can't promise anything...

If we don't see it, it won't go in the book.

Anytime today would suit us.

Oh, and...

We could do with some more pancakes.

I'm sorry this all has to be so cloak and dagger.

Don't you think it would be better if you told archie?

- No, he'd be mortified. - But it's not as if we are doing anything wrong.

I've been driving without a license all these years.

That's bad enough, but he'd be terribly upset

If he thought i didn't want him to teach me.

I don't know that i am any better.

Andrew, you've been wonderful. I love your little car.

- If you want to take a quick look... - This is so charming.

We will certainly want to see the rest of the house.

Uh... You said just the kitchen.

- No, we will want to take photographs. - Of the whole house.

We might even want to film here for our television programs.

- You mean it might be on the tv? - Of course.

Why don't you go and find the chef for us to talk to,

While we take a look around?

You want a chef?

- The food doesn't cook itself, does it? - No.

- I'm the chef. - How on earth do you manage

- To run this kitchen and your bed and breakfast? - Boutique hotel.

There is a lot of running around, to and fro.

- I see. - And what's your favorite dish?

Good question. I...

This one, with the wee flowers on.

Well, if you are the chef,

Maybe you could cook us some lunch.

- You're probably not hungry yet, eh? - Oh, we are.

Why don't you cook us up a little amuse-Gueule

While we take a look around?

Margot, camera!

There is absolutely no need to rush,

We'll be taking lots of snaps for research.

Good idea.

- Bye. - Bye.

Are you feeling any better?

Yes, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to shout.

70 is quite fast for this kind of road.

There's something about being with you

That just makes me want to drive fast,

You know, grab life with both hands.

Does that sound stupid?

Not at all, i'm flattered.

You've done so much for me, not just the driving, everything.

Better get going. I promise i won't drive too fast.

How's andrew?

- Andrew? - Yeah, you were on the back of his motorbike.

Oh... Oh, andrew.

He's... He's very well, thank you.

Um, i really don't know how to say this...

But i do realize that in time

You might want to— to see other people.

Men, i mean, as friends or whatever.

And lexie and i, we understand that.

We can't expect you to be a sort of grey friar's bobby for father, can we?

Sitting, pining for him. Useless does a pretty good job of that already, but...

This is kind, archie, but i hadn't really thought i needed your permission.

That went well.

I heard the news about glenbogle.

Still, every cloud has a silver lining.

I've been decluttering lord kilwillie's wardrobes

And archie probably needs clothes.

If you could see that he gets them?

- Thanks very much. - Things must be grim at glenbogle.

No, we've just had some great news actually.

We're going to be in a book.

Henrietta mcnab and margot mcnally.

The famous food writers.

Of course, how wonderful.

They're writing a book about the great houses of the highlands,

Their traditional recipes and all that sort of stuff.

I'm lady dorothy trumpington-Bonnet,

Chatelaine of kilwillie castle.

- You must visit. - We'd be delighted.

Uh, no. You've got your house for the region.

Come for coffee tomorrow.

Glenbogle may have a certain quirky charm,

But kilwillie castle has undisputed class.

- No, they can't— - We'd be delighted.

Hello?

Hello—

Uh, excuse me?

( sighs ) paul!

Duncan! Go away!

Sorry, he's been driving me mad all day.

There's not a square inch of carpet out there

That he hasn't hoovered at least twice this afternoon.

No chance of getting him to do his real job then?

I'll be up and about in a couple of days.

If you're not, there is no plan "b," is there?

There's not much of a plan "a."

With the amount of bad luck we've been having,

It's pretty difficult to plan anything.

I would have said we've had a streak of good luck lately.

What if you had been killed in that explosion?

Wild celebrations in the streets of glenbogle?

I'm being serious, archie.

Okay, i get the message.

Right. Anyway that's not why i'm here.

Lexie says you needed a lift to the pub.

- Do i? - She wants us all there.

She's got a surprise for us.

I don't understand this. All day long you tell me to rest,

Now all of a sudden i have to come here.

I've got a surprise for you.

This is a very bad idea.

I'd like to go home now, please.

The karaoke is not the surprise. Come on.

- Archie: what's going on? - Behind you.

- Paul. - Archie.

We'll have to kill the fatted calf and give you a proper glenbogle welcome.

You'll find that some of our old highland customs involve violence and livestock.

Where have you been? You should have phoned.

I'm sorry.

Look, i know this is a bit of a cheek,

But i was hoping to come and stay up here.

How long are you on leave for?

I'm not. I've left the army.

- You've left? - Yeah, about a week ago.

I...

Okay, here we go.

I'd like to come live up here.

Hold on a minute. Come and live with us?

If you'll have me.

- You all right? - Of course.

That was my whiskey.

I'll stay in the camper van until i get myself sorted out.

What are you going to do about work?

I did have one or two ideas actually.

Which we can discuss tomorrow.

We're supposed to be celebrating tonight. So who's up for a duet?

- Archie? - Archie doesn't do karaoke.

- That leaves me then. - Come on.

- Thank you. - Plan "b"?

- Paul? - He can give me a hand while you are laid up.

Did you know paul was coming to visit?

It's not a visit. I think he wants to live with us.

I can't turn him away. He's my brother.

Of course he is.

Paul on mic: one, two, one, two.

It's, um... Intriguing,

Paul showing up like this.

I don't want to talk about it.

Yes, you do. I've never seen you this upset.

I don't want him to live with us.

I know hector was unfaithful,

But i don't want to be reminded of it

Over the cornflakes every morning.

It's not fair on you at all.

It puts archie in a difficult position too.

- I thought you'd be on my side. - I am.

- Your new home. - Not for long, i hope.

Good night, molly.

Good night.

There's always a spare bed at my place, you know?

Continental or full scottish?

It's just you didn't order your breakfast.

I'll leave you to it.

I need to know before i defrost the smokies.

This is silly. What's wrong?

It's my foot.

Come on. What's the matter?

Nothing. I was just thinking about paul, that's all.

You're pleased to see him, aren't you?

Yeah, it's just a bit sudden, him turning up like this.

- We are his family. - Hmm.

He hardly knows us.

To be perfectly honest, we're almost complete strangers.

I just hope he's not expecting too much.

He's expecting to live with us.

I don't think my mother likes that idea very much.

It can't be easy for her.

Just give her a bit of time,

- She'll come round. - Hmm...

- Good morning. - Morning.

This the best view in the world or what?

I don't know a better one.

Does the campsite get used much?

No, we get a few people up here in the summer,

But you don't need to worry about your privacy just yet.

Have you got a couple of minutes?

- I could do with some advice. - Sure.

I could do with some breakfast.

Take a seat.

Ah, dunc, any chance of some toast?

In a minute.

The full glenbogle.

So, did you have a good evening?

We went to visit friends. We were in rather late,

I hope we didn't disturb you.

Not at all. I had my headphones on, listening to my mus—

My nigella tapes.

How did i do?

Uh, walk to the curb from here, i think.

Be honest. Have i any chance of passing my test?

I think i know you well enough to say

You usually get what you want.

I wish that was true. Anyway, thank you for my lesson.

- You can keep the keys. - Why?

I want you to have the car. A good luck present for the test.

- I couldn't possibly. - Of course you can.

I can't. Andrew, you've already been such a kind friend.

Molly, we're more than just friends, you know that as well as i do.

And what i said last night about the spare room, i mean it.

If living in the same house as paul

Is going to be a problem, you don't have to.

Come and share my house with me.

- I couldn't possibly. - Why not?

Because... Because i don't want to.

It's probably my fault, i've given the wrong impression.

I mean, i obviously have.

Oh no, it's me.

I thought you wanted a change, a new direction.

- Perhaps not. - I do.

You hate the idea of paul moving into glenbogle,

You've turned down my offer...

For the same reason...

I don't like being bullied or taken for granted.

I think it would be best if we didn't see each other anymore.

- Molly. - I'm sorry.

So, what is it i'm supposed to be checking?

You know the pipes that run down by the back stairs?

Golly thought there might be a leak. I'll go if you like.

No, no, you stay there.

- Morning. - All right. How was your night?

That campsite is unbelievable.

I know, i've heard it all before. It's boggy, it's full of midges.

- I'll probably close it down at the end of the summer. - No, it's unbelievably good.

Look, i've got something for you.

That's how i'm going to pay my way.

I did the full mountain training course when i was in the army

And i worked as an instructor too.

You've got the mountains, i've got the qualifications,

Together we've got a climbing school.

Look, i don't want to be negative about this,

But we did some research into climbing courses, and we weren't that convinced.

Listen, i've roughed out a plan, if you'd have a look.

The campsite is perfect. I've talked it all through with golly.

We could use that as the base camp

And shuttle the climbers up to the rock face in 4x4s.

Oh, no!

As soon as you talk about adventure activity,

You open a can of worms with health and safety, not to mention insurance.

The army are very hot on safety, but obviously i'd do the relevant course.

It's not just that. It's the money to set it up. It's not exactly good timing.

Archie!

There's been a break in.

They've taken all the silver, all of molly's ornaments.

- I don't believe it. - Shall i call the police?

- I just did. - Anything else i can do?

That's okay, we can manage. Let's talk about this later, all right?

Yeah, sure. I'll be with golly.

They must have got in in the night. They had the house to themselves.

Let's see what else is missing.

- It's not fair. - I know.

I'll wait with you. You probably won't want to stay that long.

I mean, after all, it's not exactly what you'd call a great house.

More of a big bungalow, albeit with a few turrets.

Welcome to kilwillie castle. Bollinger or moet?

Thank you so much.

It really doesn't matter, but thank you.

Goodbye, duncan.

Burglary, it's a terrible crime, mr. Macdonald.

You wouldn't believe the amount of paperwork involved, you know?

You don't know who might have done it?

Um... Judging by what they've taken,

Somebody with a taste for antique silver.

That narrows it down a wee bit.

Next question.

Has anyone apart from the family

Been inside the house?

- Well, there's paul. - He's family.

Oh?

I thought there was just you and mrs. Macdonald,

And the other mrs. Macdonald

And the dogs, of course.

Though obviously we don't treat them as suspects.

My half-Brother, paul bowman, he's visiting us.

And does he have an interest in antique silver?

He wants to come and live in the house.

I very much doubt that he'd steal from it, but why don't you ask him?

I'll do that.

I've made a list of all the things

That i think have been stolen, but maybe you should check it.

If it's gone, it's gone.

It's just been one thing after another, hasn't it?

We will get through this.

At least we don't have to clean the silver anymore.

It's not the silver.

It's andrew. I told him i didn't want to see him anymore.

Why?

For the first time in years i've had someone to talk to.

Hector was lovely, but he didn't know a titian from a tea urn.

Andrew does, he knows all about titians and tea urns.

Oh, what am i gonna do?

Why have you told him you can't see him anymore?

He's been giving me presents.

He's asked me to live with him, he's kissed me.

I suppose...

I kissed him too. It's all so complicated.

It's not. And andrew?

Come on, you could do a lot worse.

I would grab him while you have the chance.

You mean my last chance.

I didn't say that.

I suppose paul coming back hasn't helped.

No matter what i do, seeing him upsets me.

I know it doesn't make any sense

And i'm probably being very selfish, but—

For the best part of 40 years

I've put other people first.

Isn't it my turn now?

Golly? Golly!

He's gone to feed the wolves, be back soon.

I didn't get a chance to say hello properly the other night.

No. I better go look for him.

I'll come with you. I haven't been up to the wolf pens yet.

No, no, i'd rather go on my own.

I thought we'd got past who i am and all that.

Yes, yes, yes, we did.

So?

Why have you come back?

I had to go somewhere and...

I suppose i've sort of fallen in love with the place.

Your being here is very difficult for me.

I know it shouldn't be, but it is.

I can't explain why, it's just how i feel.

It's nothing to do with you personally.

- I'm sorry. - There we are.

Molly. What can i do for you?

I wonder if i could have a driving lesson.

- You've been driving for years. - But i've never had a license.

Andrew was teaching me but it didn't work out.

If you could possibly spare me half an hour?

Of course, lass, it'll be a pleasure.

Paul's got everything under control here.

Oh no! You're on her bed here.

Come on, get—

Out!

Get out!

This is not your room.

Dogs!

I couldn't find your brother, mr. Macdonald.

He must be out on the estate somewhere.

I dare say. I tell you what,

How about i ask you the questions i had for him?

This is from d.S. Worrall at h.Q.

Was paul bowman in your house, on his own, at any time?

Yes, i found him there yesterday.

But he's not a thief.

I said that to the d.S., but the thing is,

He found out that your brother

Spent some time in a military prison.

We didn't know that.

I don't believe that he would steal from us.

I'm not accusing anyone,

But the d.S., he likes his clear-Up rate.

There is one other thing.

What has mr. Bowman been doing since he left the army?

We thought he came straight here.

No, he's been out for three months.

Then i have no idea.

If you don't mind me saying, there seems to be quite a lot

About this brother of yours that you don't know.

He's a real man of mystery, eh?

Okay, you're at a crossroads.

What do you do now?

You're right. I am at a crossroads.

I need to look for some sort of sign.

Uh... That was some sort of sign.

It means "give way." how long have we got till your test?

18 hours. It's tomorrow morning.

Right.

I took another look at the campsite.

There's a great place to build an equipment store and shower block.

How are we going to pay for all this?

I can make it pay for itself. I just need investment up front.

I don't expect to build tomorrow, just as long as i can start planning.

Come on, archie. You have to admit the climbing school fits in perfectly

With the other schemes you've got going.

Unlike our other ventures, it depends on weather and attracting enough visitors.

What happens if we have a bad summer?

I'll work harder through the autumn and winter. It'll balance out.

It's not as easy as that, paul.

I'm sorry, i'm not going to put my money into this.

There's nothing wrong with the business plan.

This is about something else, isn't it?

- Like what? - You don't want me to live here.

All that stuff about me being a member of the family,

"welcome back here at any time,"

- That was just good manners. - You are welcome here.

I don't think so. Molly's made that perfectly clear.

You could at least be honest about it.

Let's start being honest then, shall we?

You didn't stay in touch when you were away because you couldn't.

- You were in prison. - For being absent without leave.

I did my time and that's all there is to it.

- And it just slipped your mind? - It's none of your business.

It is if you're living in my house.

Your house... Where you don't really want people like me.

- Not really macdonald class. - You're just being stupid now.

Not so stupid i don't know my rights.

If you're threatening me with lawyers, forget it.

- What's going on here? - Paul is threatening to take us to court.

I didn't say that.

Oh, fine.

See you.

Uh, sorry about the dog-Related damage.

I'll get it cleared up.

I'm polishing up this old silver for you. Free of charge.

There's no need to go to such trouble.

Just one or two things we got in a car boot sale. Nothing special.

We've loads of stuff like this up at the big house.

Um, we've been thinking about our book, duncan,

And kilwillie castle is certainly very impressive,

But it has none of the charm of glenbogle.

You mean, you're going to put

Glenbogle in your book?

Shh, it will be our secret.

Aye, aye, are you going somewhere?

- Home. - Where's that?

Obviously not here.

- It was good seeing you again. - You too.

Uh...

Actually, i was going to be asking you for a wee favor.

I'm planning to put a guard on the house tonight in case the thieves come back.

I was looking for a wee bit of company.

Listen, i understand if you—

If you want to just get on your way.

No.

No, i'd like to stay.

Good.

So what are you going to do about paul?

I don't know.

But if he really wants to take us to court,

He'll soon find out how much money we've got.

We haven't even got the family silver left.

It's not your fault that we were burgled.

Or that the bomb went off.

No, but doesn't help, me being stuck here though.

You should go and talk to him before he goes.

No, it's better like this.

At least it solves the problem with my mother.

That's the easy way out.

She was right. Paul wasn't being straight with us.

He can't just turn up and expect us to embrace his plans.

Remember when you first came back here?

You were full of enthusiasm and new ideas.

Hector wouldn't let you change a thing.

- Yeah, so? - Eventually he gave you a chance.

And from what he says, he's come back

To put something into the estate, not take from it.

If he wants to come back and talk reasonably, then...

- He's not going to do that. - That's his problem.

And it's our loss.

You'll just have to go to him.

He'll be gone in the morning.

Do you know where he is tonight?

How could i?

He's guarding our house.

Do you know what the macdonald family motto is?

- Paul: what? - "i'm gonna do it my way,

And never mind what anyone else thinks."

You think that's what i've been doing?

You and archie.

Hector was just as bad if not worse.

That's the macdonalds for you, brave, fearless and quite frequently shot at

From all sides, mainly by their nearest and dearest.

I suppose i could have handled things a bit better.

Coming up here, knowing all the answers,

Determined to get your own way,

It's just not the way to deal with archie.

I'll be out of here tomorrow morning anyway.

Och, well, i'll miss your company.

You'll be the only one.

Golly, i can't do this.

Of course you can, you've been driving for years.

But my driving doesn't fit in at all with the driving test driving.

I'm in such a state. I nearly hit that wall by the shops.

Actually, molly, you did hit it— but not that hard.

( tearfully ) i'm useless at driving.

So are half the folk on the roads.

It's just a driving test. It's hardly going to change your life.

That's just the point, it is. This is my crossroads,

Where i find out whether i stay as the old stick-In-The-Mud molly

Who never wants anything to change ever,

Or i find another road, a completely new direction.

In that case you have to be true to yourself, molly.

You have to believe in yourself.

- I wish i could. - Look at me.

Look me right in the eyes.

You are going to pass that test, molly.

Okay?

You know, the service in this place has really gone downhill.

I mean, where's my coffee?

( sighs ) tell lexie.

Henrietta and margot...

Run off.

And they haven't paid their bill?

Worse than that.

This is one of our spoons.

It was in their room.

There was a whole load of silver in their room.

I cleaned it all for them.

Why didn't you try and stop them?

I've called the police.

They could be anywhere by now.

No... No, hang on.

I know where they'll be.

They are not cookery writers. They're thieves.

I can understand you're upset that the best house has won.

- They've taken all of our silver from the dining room. - No accounting for taste,

But i can assure you we take much better care of our property.

- Ahem. - What is it, badger?

Lord kilwillie— his military memorabilia... Gone.

Excellent. Saves me having to get rid of it.

Your ladyship's wardrobe would also appear

- To have been tampered with. - Not my versace?

Look! That's them there!

They needed a bigger car to get all your stuff in.

- Do something. - Lexie: phone the police!

Look, it's okay! We could still catch them.

Badger, the car.

Dunc!

Oh hello, mother.

- Somebody left this for you. - Thank you.

You haven't seen paul, have you?

No. I'm looking for him too.

- Really? Why? - I think he should stay.

- What's changed? - My life.

I took my driving test this morning and i realized

That i had to make an agreement with myself.

If i fail, i'll go with what i've got.

If i pass, i'll try something new.

And i passed!

Congratulations. So you bet your future on your driving test?

I wish i'd put money on it now.

I don't dislike paul, in fact i quite like him, but i don't much like change.

I'm like you, we don't like having change thrust upon us.

No, we like it on our own terms.

Or we sulk, behave badly.

Why do you want to talk to paul?

- Because i have to. - Then we'd better get going.

But how are we going to do that?

In my new car, of course.

That was him, mother!

- Paul! - ( honks )

Pull over!

Pull over!

Pull over!

Listen, i need to talk to you.

Talk? You nearly bloody killed me.

That was me. I've just passed my test.

Listen, if you're leaving, i don't want it to be like this.

No, you're right. I'm sorry,

I should have told you about—

What happened with the army. It's not how it looks.

I've never been in trouble before,

It was only because i came up here looking for my—

My father.

They imprisoned me for being awol.

I sat in this cell in colchester barracks

Wondering what had happened to my life,

How i'd ended up in jail.

That was where i had the idea for the climbing school.

You're right, you should have told me.

I didn't want you to think badly of me.

Maybe i'm just kidding myself.

Everything i own is in the back of a camper van that won't see it's next m.O.T.

Great addition to the family, me.

I'd like you to stay.

What would i do? If the climbing school won't pay...

Maybe you can think about running some other things as well.

I could do that. I'd like to do that.

I want you to be part of glenbogle.

- Really? - Yeah.

You spent last night guarding my house.

And i realized that this place must mean as much to you as it does to me.

So what do you say?

When do i start?

- ( honking ) - Molly: archie!

It looks as if it's going to turn into one of those road rage thingamajigs.

Can't you go any faster?

Och, there's no need.

We're in a fearful hurry.

- Just get out of the way. - ( bicycle bell rings )

Ah, the long arm of the law.

If i'd known there was going to be two of them,

I'd have brought the other pair of handcuffs.

This frock requires specialist dry cleaning,

And you will be paying for it. This is all your fault.

No, i think you'll find it's mainly your fault.

The interview you did for "scotland in vogue" about kilwillie castle?

That is why these two women came up here.

Obviously glenbogle wouldn't have been worth the trip.

Lex, i only did it for you and arch,

To try and say sorry.

- You did your best. - Yeah, and my best was rubbish, as usual.

Auntie liz said not to take in guests because i'd be no good at it.

I thought i'd prove her wrong too. Turns out she was right.

No, we wouldn't have caught them if it wasn't for you.

Anyway, i think you're pretty much

The best head ranger that glenbogle has ever had.

Thanks, lex.

Hey, i'm the only head ranger glenbogle has ever had.

I'll send the bill on to you.

We may not be in a position to pay immediately.

The food was lovely.

- Congratulations. - You didn't think i could do it.

Nonsense. I've got some champagne on ice.

You see, all those lessons paid off.

Yes, i suppose they did.

And the test itself, it wasn't a problem?

No, the examiner was so kind. I didn't recognize him at first.

Turns out he's a member of hector's old golf club.

I see. And the car keys? I dropped them off.

I was hoping you might have changed your mind.

- I'm afraid i've started using it already. - Good.

I've looked at the engineer's report.

You'll need to underpin the damaged area.

But there's no reason why you shouldn't move back in.

- When? - As soon as you like.

That's great news. Thank you.

- No problem. - Lexie: thanks, bye.

You see, everything's going to be all right.

- Of course it is. - So will you stop worrying?

Is that likely?

If i had been killed,

What would have happened to you, to the others, to this place?

I wouldn't want to leave you on your own to have to deal with all this.

Talking of being left alone... Do you know what?

We've got this house completely to ourselves.

Hi. Uh... Just checking the gear.

I hope you brought a box of chocolates.

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