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Thank you.

Monsieur, heureux de vous saluer.

Le spectacle vous a plu?

Le spectacle, et surtout les actrices.

Et le héros?

J 'aurais bien voulu être à sa place, et je crois que j 'aurais tenu mon rôle

aussi dignement.

Allez, mesdames, nous devons rentrer.

Déjà? Je vais les ramener à leur mariage respectif, avant leur butée.

Mais, monsieur, qui êtes -vous pour... Un homme privilégié.

Mais si vous voulez en savoir plus, accompagnez -nous. Ah, volontiers.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

A la première de cette boiselle.

Et on redescend.

De voilà chez toi.

A bientôt, messieurs. On se téléphone.

A bientôt, Sylvie. Bonjour à ton mari.

A tout de suite.

Ciao.

Alors, comme ça, vous êtes toutes mariées. Oui, monsieur.

Alors, comme ça, vous trompez tout de votre mari.

Non, monsieur.

Non, nous n 'avons rien à cacher.

Et tout ce que nous faisons, c 'est avec la permission de nos maris.

Oh, excusez -nous, monsieur, nous n 'avons pas eu le temps de lui demander.

Et puis, ça, c 'est notre petite récréation.

Mais, monsieur, si vous ne voulez pas, nous la remettons dans la culotte. Ah,

non, non, non, n 'en faites rien. Je ne voudrais pas gâcher votre récréation.

Oh,

c 'est bien, ça. Oh, oui, ça, c 'est... Oh,

c 'est bien, ça.

Oh, yeah.

Bonjour,

chérie.

Bonjour, Philippe. Vous entrez un instant? Je suis en retard.

Attendez. Je vous présente ma cousine Béatrice, qui est arrivée cet après

de sa province.

Enchanté, mademoiselle Beatrice.

Quand reviendrez -vous?

Je lui ai parlé de vous et j 'aimerais bien que vous l 'essayiez. Ce serait un

cadeau de ma femme et de moi pour tout le plaisir que vous nous avez apporté.

Philippe, si vous reveniez dîner.

Allez, un bon geste.

Entendu. C 'est proposé si gentiment que je ne peux pas refuser.

Merci, monsieur Philippe.

Sir, I'm going to take Brigitte away from you to give her to her husband.

Oh, that's a shame.

Oh, well, that's nice of me.

Oh, excuse me, dear madam.

But I always do better than you.

Don't believe that and let Françoise finish the work.

See you later.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Here, Philippe.

My husband doesn't like these accessories.

He says there are enough available.

To avoid consoling yourself with the others. Yes, your husband is a wise man,

dear. And I think like him.

Yes, but you're a fool. You put me on the branch without finishing me, as you

know so well how to do.

I'll fix that next time.

I'm counting on it.

Goodbye, my dear.

So, Philippe, won't you come in for a moment?

My dear Robert, my heart says so, but duty calls me. Good evening.

Good evening.

He'll open it.

Next time, tell your friend to come with a black girl. I've never met her. I

think I'd like to.

Not too dark.

Good. He'll do as you say. Good evening.

Get home safe, Philippe.

What can I do for you?

It depends if you're married and if you want to receive or if you want to

consume.

First, let me introduce myself. I know you're Philippe.

I'm Marcel.

Married, want to receive and want to consume.

Nice to meet you. But does it still have to be your wife's consent?

Ah, if you like, I'll take you right home.

Don't waste too much time. I've been waiting for dinner.

Well, then,

I invite you to take the aperitif at my place.

I'll just give you a phone call and everything will be ready.

All right.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

J 'arrive.

Bonjour. Bonjour, chérie.

Bonjour, madame. Bonjour.

Je te présente Philippe, et voici Germaine.

Enchantée, monsieur.

Vous êtes autographe?

Si on veut. C 'est selon notre conversation que ce matériel sera

Je pense que ce sera nécessaire. C 'est pour ce que je t 'ai dit au téléphone.

Entrez, je vous en prie. L 'apéritif vous attend.

Sit down.

If I understand correctly, you put my wife in a file, a luxury one, of course.

Martini, please.

Men and women come to choose, and we receive them at our home, freely.

Thank you.

That's it. Above all, I must not hide anything.

I must know everything about your wife.

And you must tell me your tastes and preferences.

Pour ne rien vous cacher, il faut que je vous montre.

Oui.

Et pour tout connaître, il faut que vous essayez.

Commencez par me montrer.

1m65, avec talons.

80 cm of chest circumference.

85 cm of hip circumference.

I'm a bit thin, can't you see?

What I'd like is another woman, a brunette with big breasts and a big ass.

but if she's married.

We'll accept her too.

He'll take care of Germaine. And I'll take care of his wife.

Moi, ce que j 'aime, c 'est qu 'on me prenne par derrière.

Ça, c 'est le pied.

Si nous la prenions tous les deux, on pourrait juger sur place.

Oh, oui, faites. Ça me ferait tellement plaisir.

Chérie, occupe -toi de notre ami Philippe.

Rien qu 'à vous regarder, ça va me faire vendre de première.

you

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh!

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

No.

Sit down. Excuse me, I'm eating.

This story is waiting for you. Please, finish.

Will you take something, Philippe?

Yes, a little bit of scotch, if you have. She can offer you even better, if

want.

It's really too nice.

Give us a drink and you suck our friend Philippe so that we can keep company.

It will be a pleasure for me.

Thank you.

There we go.

you

I love you.

Good evening, sir. Are you Albert?

Yes, and you? This is Léon.

And this is my wife, Mme Amandé.

Hello. Come in. We've been waiting for you.

Here

is

Françoise, my wife.

Nice to meet you.

We're getting married, aren't we?

It's good here.

Everything is good here.

And you're not bad either.

Mr. Philippe told me your preferences.

And I can assure you that my wife is authentic. You can see that, right?

We can only see what we show totally.

Dress up, darling. Show him how beautiful you are.

When you want, my darling, I'll do it.

I don't want to be the only one to demand, my dear Léon.

Ask Françoise what you want.

Albert, could your wife give me her kiss? It's my little sin.

Give our friend what he asks.

We could have an idea afterwards, if you want.

Afterwards, of course, and before we start again.

I'm François.

I want everything to please you, and also to take what's mine.

Bye. Bye.

Ah!

No.

No.

Oh.

Oh, oh

Thank you.

Well...

Monsieur est trop bon avec les femmes.

Et toi, Marie, que fais -tu pour les hommes?

Tout ce que Monsieur Philippe voudra.

Monsieur sait bien que j 'aime ça et que je sais contenter mon monde.

Monsieur.

Excusez -moi, monsieur, mais dès qu 'on parle d 'amour, moi, je mouille tout de

suite.

Et dès que je te touche, Marie, je te bande aussi. Oh, Norma.

Monsieur voulait lui donner la peine d 'entrer.

Je saurais bien lui donner du contentement.

Thank you.

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