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Are you sure you want to do this? This is a really big step.

Bison, trust me. Tommy Pistol is a legend. He's the key to getting us our foot in the pornvus.

You look like a whore!

Who do you think you married?

That's true.

Hey!

Ah, the lovely welcome home, Katrina Cole. How are you? Step into my humble abode, Bison.

Yes, Mr. Pistol. Thank you so much for meeting with us.

Yes, yes, yes. Come in and let our adventure into the magic of cinema start, okay?

Okay, so what can I do for you two?

My husband and I, we want to become porn stars.

Ah, all right then. I think I can help you out with that.

Wait, so that's it? We're in?

Not quite. I want you to show me your talent. I want you to show me what you're made of. Right here, right now.

Um, okay. What should I do?

What should I do? You need to sit there and shut up. Because I have a role for you.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay. I want you to use me as a canvas, your stage. Paint your picture of me, of your actions.

Give life to character.

Yeah, that's it. Tug the balls. Bravo! A star indeed!

Yes, pull those balls. Pull them hard. That's it.

Oh, yes.

I don't understand how this is helping.

It is. Watch and learn.

Yes, suck my cock.

Bison, hold that please. Thank you.

Oh, stuff that mouth. Oh, cock and balls. Magician.

Ha ha.

This is exactly what we came here for.

Let me see that. Oh, yes.

I promise you, she's going to be a star. You're doing great. Part of the trick is learning.

I feel like I'm learning.

Spit in my face. Ah, see? Ah, right back.

Ah, give me that shit. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Ah.

Yes.

Ring that bell. Grab it. Yank him down like a sailor.

Oh, look at that.

Isn't this enough for an audition?

Trust me, my boy. Trust me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah, yes.

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

My finger's in her ass.

Is that necessary?

Yes.

Yes, fuck.

Ah.

Let me see more, more. Yeah. That's so hot. Give me a show.

What should I be doing?

Sit there. I have a role for you. I promise.

Whoa. Look at that.

Just sit there, honey. Someone's in a light-sharpened opportunity.

I think we should go. I think we should go.

It's great.

Oh, my God. You're a little jitter.

Right off the moon.

I don't feel like I'm getting any chance to shine.

No, you are. Trust me, my boy. You are.

Do you want to sit on my talk?

Yes.

All right.

Absolutely.

That's not what we came here for.

Honey, this is a fit in the door.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my. Yes, yes.

Fuck.

Why, Sid, you're doing great.

It's getting kind of dark out. I think we should probably get going.

You know I can't drive in the dark.

Don't worry. This is a safe neighborhood.

Oh, darkness and safety are two different things.

Ha.

I hear you, bison.

Give it to me.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, spit in my face.

Oh, yes. Yeah, get that spit going.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

What is going on?

She's auditioning.

Bison, let her audition.

Let her be a star.

But we are supposed to be auditioning.

You are.

Oh, fuck.

You're doing great, honey.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

This is it.

Oh, you stinker.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

I think we should go.

I think we should go.

Oh, fuck.

This is our shot.

We'll just pretend.

We're making it.

We'll pretend we have.

We'll just forget it all.

Let's just forget it all and go.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Honey, we're going to be rich.

We haven't even talked about money.

Oh, yes, yes.

You're going to make thousands, my boy.

Thousands.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

That earth.

I love smelling it.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

All right.

Here's your chance, bison.

OK, what do you want me to do?

I need you to go to my room and get the lube

because I'm going to ask fuck your wife.

And I want her to be comfortable.

I thought you said I was the one that was going

to get the fucking audio.

Just do it, babe.

This is our shot.

Fuck.

Go.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Seven.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, squeeze it.

Fuck, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Fuck.

Give me that shit.

There, there.

Over that fucking box.

That's what you were talking about.

Yes, that is it.

Turn around and over.

Right there.

That's fine.

Is there something else I should do?

Oh, right there.

Oopsies.

A little for you, a little for me on the sausage.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

I don't think we should do this anymore.

No, this is great.

Why so great?

The chemistry you both have between each other is great.

You're a dynamic duo, if I may say so myself.

What does that even mean?

You're doing great, honey.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, you fucked that up.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Get in, get in.

Oh, yes.

Wow.

You're going to be a star, I promise.

Oh, yes.

Listen, you're going to sit there and watch me fuck your wife.

I can't do that.

You can and you will.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Oh, just do what he says.

It's Tommy Pistol.

This is our shot.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, you're doing so good.

The star in the making, I swear.

The superstar.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

God, it's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

I love that cock in my ass.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yes.

I want to see your face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

See?

Yeah, use all my holes.

Yeah, so all the holes.

Oh, that's like a $25 bump right there.

Oh, fuck yeah.

All the holes?

All the holes.

Isn't there anything sacred anymore?

What?

What world do you live in?

Oh, and then right back

in her asshole.

And right back in her vagina.

Right back in her asshole.

Back and forth, back and forth.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You never let me go back and forth.

You know, there's a time and place for everything.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good job there, asshole.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

It's so good.

Yeah, you make that up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

There you are.

Hello.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

There you are.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I just needed some ass

in my mouth.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

Taste that cock.

Taste that cock right there.

Didn't you already do that?

I mean, do we need to do that again?

Oh.

Oh.

Don't question the magic.

Just go with it.

Oh, suck it, suck it, suck it.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Bite that dick, show him.

Bite.

Oh, fuck.

Bite that dick, show him.

Ah, that feels great.

Do it again.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

I don't care.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, fuck me.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, spit on me now.

That's so good. Spit on me now.

Yes, yes.

Ah, ah.

Ah, ah.

No shame.

Sit on it again. Face out.

Face out.

I want both. But I'll take your ass first

since you're asking.

Oh, oh, oh.

Where is it?

There it is. Right there.

Oh, let me, let me.

No, no, go down, go down.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, that's my fault.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

In the ass.

In the ass, that beautiful ass.

Oh, yes.

Lean back.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah, yes, fuck that asshole.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I said she's doing great.

And so are you. I see you.

Don't think I'm not looking because I'm

butt fucking your wife.

Oh, but I have made attention to you

just as much. I swear.

I'm not doing it

either. I know and that's what cucks

do. Nothing.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my god. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, god.

That's so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, hands

on my chest.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fucking

right.

Don't worry.

I got you.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck.

All right. I think that's enough.

We should go. We gotta finish.

We gotta wait for the ending.

The ending? This is just an audition.

This isn't for pleasure.

You're right. It's not. But I gotta

see how she finishes

a movie and how

you do us.

I gotta show how I play with the comedy.

It's an important part.

Oh, my god.

Yes, right there.

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Right there.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yes, Tika.

Oh,

oh, fuck, yes.

Give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

oh, my

god.

That's so good.

Yes, yes, yes. Suck it some more.

Oh, yes, please. Suck that.

Suck it some more. Please, please, please.

So much sucking. So much sucking.

It never ends.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh,

oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah, show me.

Show me.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Lie back.

Hold my leg, babe.

Hold my leg.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Oh, do you think I could be like

an anal queen?

Yes.

Yeah?

Guaranteed. Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'm doing it, babe.

You're not supposed to be doing it.

Oh, yeah.

It's better to find out if she could

do it now instead of on camera

and hold up everyone's time.

I promise you. This is a sw-

Oh, sorry about that.

Oh, a little slower.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm going to go in here now.

Oh, that's nice.

That's nice.

Like my favorite restaurant.

Oh, always welcome.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I'm seeing it.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, right back in there.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fucking sweat for that cock.

You are going to be

the adult industry's

most famous

milf ever.

I promise you that.

Bison, you will also

be there for her.

I'm supposed to be

a porn star too.

You are. You are.

You're doing it right now. You don't even know.

You're so good. I'm not doing

anything. That's it.

That's the scene I wanted you in.

Do nothing. Just be there

in support of your lovely wife

as I ex-fuck her on my couch.

You're doing perfectly.

See? Confidence.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck, yes.

That is good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my back.

Oh, yes.

That pussy is good.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, my

God. Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

God, that's so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

So good. God.

Oh.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

All the fun stuff

I asked. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

We've got to go. It is dark.

Bison, will you stop being such a little bitch?

I'm working.

Oh, yes. Yes. You have to get paid to be working.

This is an audition. You're not working.

She's getting paid in experience, Bison.

Be a team player for God's sake.

Oh.

Do you listen to yourself talking?

Every day. I love my boys.

Oh.

God. Bison, seriously.

Shut up.

Oh.

Here, get on the couch. I want to fuck you some.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck you.

God, that's so hot.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right.

Oh.

Is this a necessary

part of your job? Oh, yes.

You have no idea how necessary

this is. You see how good

I'm taking this club? Fuck.

You're doing great. See how

stretched out my holes are?

I do the same thing.

Oh, you don't want to, Heidi?

No one fucks me like this.

Do you really?

Fuck yeah. Take it. Take it.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm not feeling as cock as I see.

Yes. Tell him. Tell him what it's like.

Just tell him.

Tell him.

Fuck. You're such a mean and sturdy little

son. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Okay. Can we go home now?

This has gone on long enough.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

You quit your whining already? It's making it

hard for me to come.

Yes. Yes. Thank you. It's the movies. You're not supposed

to come.

What do you know?

Oh, fuck yes.

Yes. Give me a hug.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Take it. Oh,

God. Oh, yeah.

Fuck all my holes. Yes.

Go back and forth. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Fuck me like a filthy slut.

Oh, yeah.

Watch me take that

cock. Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes. I fucking love it.

Your vagina's so tight.

It's like you're a virgin.

This is not what we agreed on.

Oh,

don't our vows mean

something to you? Oh, my God.

Shut up.

You're killing the mood.

Oh, be a teen player.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah. Prop me up like that.

That's good, Bryson.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Tell him what I'm doing. Oh, God.

He's fucking all my holes.

Yeah, tell him. What is my hand

doing? I'm

jerking her off,

Bryson.

I'm jerking her off

while I'm in her ass.

You're not even using the right terminology.

That's hell talking

business.

Are we sure this is the right guy?

Bryson,

just shut up and watch.

Oh, fuck yeah.

So good.

Oh, my God.

It's all about networking, babe.

That's right. Is this networking?

It is. It's good. Here's the big

question. Where do you

want me to finish? Bryson,

let her answer this. Preferably

in your room or your bathroom or something.

No, put it all over my face.

Put it all over my face.

Movie star, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, babe. That's what I do in the movies.

This isn't the movies.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes, Tika. Tika, yes.

She's my little fucking pussy.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, you.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh,

you.

Yes, fucking

give it to me. Give it to me.

Fuck, no one fucks me like that.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

oh,

oh,

oh, get to it, get to it.

Yes, give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you never walk out a movie

until you know how it ends.

Oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

oh,

I did it, babe.

And scene.

Bison,

you're

a star.

This test was for you. I needed to know

if you could be the best cop in

the history of porn. And you

did it, my friend. You did

it. That's not what I came

here for. Yes.

I know.