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No, no.

Dad, wake up.

Wake up already.

Go away.

Wake up.

Get out of here.

Wake up.

Some of us work around here.

Oh, whatever.

Wake up.

I...

What do you want from me?

I need something from you.

I've worked nights.

Leave me alone.

Oh, whatever.

I need a new phone.

Between you and your mother, I don't know who's more fucking obnoxious.

Jesus Christ, can y'all let a man sleep around here?

God.

Whatever.

What do you want from me?

I need a new phone.

Well, go get a job.

No.

You have a job.

No.

No.

What the hell does that mean?

No.

Mom's going to ask you.

Do you not see that I'm asleep?

Do you not see that I don't care?

Um, clearly.

Yeah, I need a phone.

Mine's broken and all my friends have the new one.

Oh, God.

Please.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, God.

Please.

Look, I want to tell you something, okay?

Back in my day, you know what we had to do?

Well, we wanted to talk to our friends.

All kinds of crazy things.

No, no.

Everything back in your day.

No, listen, listen.

I'm going to teach you a lesson.

So, when I was your age, we had to get on bicycles and we had to drive around until we found each other.

And you know what?

People were smarter back then.

They were more loyal.

Well, if I'm dumb, it's your fault.

You raised me.

No, you're not dumb.

You just guys don't know how to live without those damn phones.

I'm telling you, I'm not finished with my story.

You understand?

So, we would ride on bikes and there was only one phone in everyone's house and the sister

was always on the phone so you could never get through.

So, you had to hop on your bike and then you had to drive around town.

You could go to the woods and find your friends.

And then we would actually hang out in person.

Well, you don't let me go anywhere, so I need this stupid little phone.

I'm going to go get it.

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I thought you'd want to do that.

Well...

It's all just me talking to my friends about how much I hate you.

Because you suck.

Why would I buy you a phone when you're talking to me like that?

Why would I talk to you nice when you won't buy me a phone?

Oh my god.

What do I got to do to get some sleep around here?

I don't want a fucking family anymore.

Give me your phone and I'll let you go back to sleep.

Give me the phone and I'll let you go back to sleep.

You are the most obnoxious stepdaughter that ever lived.

Where's your fucking mother?

Go ask her for a goddamn phone.

She told me to ask you.

She asked me for a phone too.

What the fuck do you want from me?

A phone.

Isn't that simple?

I'm going to make that clear.

Oh my god.

Just do it already.

Give me my pillow back.

No.

What the...

Just give me the damn phone.

You're all abusive.

Oh, whatever.

Ow.

Yeah, you're so old.

Can you get out of the damn bed?

Get over here.

I'll teach you a lesson.

Talking shit.

A lesson in what?

How to be a bitter old man?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Now you got to pay the consequences, crazy little fucker.

I'll teach you a lesson.

What the fuck?

You ain't going to forget.

What you know about that?

What are you doing, creep?

This is something else we used to do back in the day too.

We used to get spankings.

And you don't get that enough anymore.

That's why you are so fucking crazy.

What's wrong with you guys?

Yeah, this is something that went on when I was young.

And that's why I have money to buy you a phone.

Because we actually know what discipline is, crazy.

I wonder you're so weird.

You're weird.

Who the hell wakes their stepdad up throwing fucking pillows at him?

Huh?

I don't know.

I'm what?

What did he got, something else to say?

See, this is old school.

This is how we did things back in the day.

And no, we don't have people addicted to phones

and talking about their hot boyfriends 24-7 and whatnot.

You know what I mean?

I guess.

Huh?

I guess.

All right, well, you can, uh,

put your pants on.

Get out of my way.

All right, listen, I'll think about getting you a phone.

You hear me?

Okay.

Don't run out.

No, no, no, no.

Come here.

We'll think about getting you a phone.

All right?

But you, don't ever wake me up again

because that really fucking pisses me off.

I don't like getting woken up.

You know that.

Okay, deal.

Thanks for the phone.

Yep.

What's going on, Harley?

Hi.

Why are you dressed like a Harlington?

What's going on over here?

I'm going out with my friends.

Uh, not like that.

You're not...

Why?

Not why you're living under this roof.

Ugh, unfortunate.

Um, well, I'm going out with my friends

and this is how they're dressing.

So this is how I'm dressing.

Well, I don't really care how they dress

because your friends are a bunch of hussies

and I'm not really into it.

You don't have to be into it.

It's not for you.

Yeah, but how does this reflect on me

when you're out in public like this?

People see you like this.

And by the way...

They think, oh, he has a really pretty daughter.

Yeah, sure they do.

That's what you think they think.

Yeah, I mean, I'm just going to have to

spank you constantly.

I'm just out of control.

Oh my God.

You cannot...

It's just a dress, Dad.

Chill out.

You're not going out dressed like that.

What are you thinking?

Fine.

Fine, I'll just be stuck hostage in this house

with you all the time.

What?

Oh, we're throwing a tantrum, are we?

Just stop throwing shit around.

What do you think this is?

A fucking...

Are you raising a barn?

Might as well have been.

Yeah.

Sounds just as miserable.

That's what you think.

Heard that before.

So what's up?

Why are you dressed like that?

I really want to know.

Because I'm going out with my friends.

And I don't know, maybe if I look cute,

I'll find somebody to buy me a phone.

You're still harping about this goddamn phone?

You've got a phone.

What do you need another one for?

I need a better one.

This one's broken and old.

So you were going to go out dressed like a hooker

to find someone to buy you a phone?

This is what I'm talking about.

You and your social medias

and your crazy ridiculousness

obsessed with celebrities,

all this bullshit you guys do.

Oh, whatever.

It's ridiculous, man.

It would have worked too,

but you messed up my plan.

What are you talking about?

You're not leaving like this.

Understood?

But listen, if you...

Look, real talk.

Listen, if you really are going to start doing like this,

dressing, acting like a hooligan going out,

dressed like a skank,

maybe I will get you a phone.

But here's the thing.

You're going to have to stop, you know,

being a smart ass, hitting me with stuff.

You're going to have to do some chores around here.

I know you like chores a lot.

What are chores?

Chores? I'm talking about like scrubbing the floors.

Scrubbing the floors?

Yes.

Getting the grout out of the corners.

What is grout?

You know, like that shit you guys drag in here

with your dirty old shoes.

You know, you and your mother are always dragging in dirt

from wherever you have been.

The bottom of your shoes.

You get in the corners, the crevices over there with a toothbrush,

right under there under the cabinets.

You really think I'm going to be in here scrubbing the floors?

Yeah, and then you can get in here,

you can scrub the bottom of the stove,

because you're always cooking girls' ridiculousness.

I don't cook. I just eat.

Yeah, and you see this mess you guys made?

You can clean that up.

You can't be serious.

Yes, dead serious.

And then you can scrub the dishes.

And then, you know what?

When you start, oh, I got one more thing.

See that cowboy hat over there?

I'm going to need you to get all the lint off of it.

So what you can do is...

What's that face all about?

I'm just doing your...

Hell yeah.

Just things that you don't want to do.

You want a $1,500 farm.

I'm not your slave, dad.

I didn't say you were a slave.

You wouldn't get a phone.

You would be doing it for free at that point.

See?

I need you to go get some scotch tape,

and I need you to put it all over that felt hat

and get all that lint off of it.

So when I go to my meetings,

everybody sees I got a clean hat on,

and the women take care of me in this household.

You understand?

Look, I do have an earful.

Well, I mean, you won't shut up, so...

Well, you got to stop dressing like that too.

So...

Well, mom bought me the dress, so she liked it at least.

But you want this phone, correct?

How about this?

How about we do some chores around here.

I'll give you an allowance or a card,

and you can go shopping,

get you a phone, get you some clothes,

something like that,

but you got to start doing shit around here.

So if I do chores, I get your credit card.

Pretty much.

But look, like I said,

the fish tank's dirty,

you got to get the mucky water out of it.

That fish tank's nasty. I'm not touching that.

Yeah, you're going to have to touch it.

That's your family over there.

Just like Joe Wilson, that big fish over there.

You got to put them in a separate tank.

I'll show you how to do it.

Those fish are mean, and that fish tank's dirty.

I'm not touching that.

You're going to have to do something around here.

Look, I got something for you.

I can get a marker, and I can write Harley on there.

Okay?

That way you know it's your sponge.

So when you wake up in the mornings,

and you go to work like a little Cinderella,

you can start scrubbing with that one.

Why am I even doing this?

This is so stupid.

Do I have a chore that'll like suck less?

I could think of something,

but you might not like it.

Fine.

Huh?

Fine, I'll do the nasty dishes.

So check it out.

We got some beautiful dishes in here

that haven't been cleaned.

And guess what?

It's all the dishes your mother used.

I haven't used any of this stuff.

You're always like, I need cups.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Where are the cups at?

Why don't you have cups, Dad?

Well, those are your cups right there

that you guys use constantly,

and you don't have any because you don't clean them.

I'm going to clean them.

Fine.

What do I even do with this?

Do with what?

Do you know how to clean a cup?

No.

Your generation is just...

I mean, it never ends.

But yeah, there's a few other things

we can do around here.

Like what?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You don't have panties on?

No.

I don't have panties.

Why would you go out in public like this?

It's uncomfortable.

What's wrong with you?

Then why don't you just keep cleaning,

and then we'll get you in there for a while.

This is so ridiculous.

Yeah, well...

You are giving me your credit card, right?

Yes, I'm giving you my credit card.

Okay, fine.

I'm going to go get some water.

Okay.

I think you want a new phone, right?

And this is going to get me a new phone?

Yes.

Okay.

And some new clothes.

And that skirt, I saw at the mall, for sure?

Yes.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

You keep talking back.

No.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, Daddy.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God, Daddy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, Daddy.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Did you hear that?

What?

Oh, my God.

I think your mom saw it.

Fuck.

Put your fucking dress on.

Hurry up.

Give me your fucking credit card.

Yeah.

It's easy.

You don't forget it.

You won't, do you?

That was the deal.

All right, look.

You can get whatever you want.

I don't care.

Just don't fucking go crazy.

Don't spend all month fucking with me.

Get a phone.

Get some cute clothes or something.

And obviously, don't say a fucking word about this to your friends, to nobody.

Okay.

Deal.

Okay?

Okay.

All right.

Oh, look who it is.

Hello.

Hey, what's up?

Got my new phone.

Oh, no shit.

And I suppose I should give this back.

Yes, you should.

You didn't spend it all.

You didn't max it out, did you?

I don't think so.

Huh?

I don't think so.

I did get this cute little outfit.

I see that.

It's very nice.

Yeah.

I like it.

But now, you know what?

You want to go fishing?

You know, I think...

I think you want to go fishing.

I think I want a car.

Well, I think you should go fishing with me first.

You want to go catch some big...

I'd rather do the dishes.

You want to go catch some bass?

I'd rather do the dishes, dad.

All right, cool.

So, uh, you really want a car?

Yes.

I think you can handle that responsibility.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm already so proud of myself.

I actually worked for things and...

Are you willing...

Are you willing to keep doing chores, wink, wink?

Um, if it gets me what I want.

Oh, look at you.

You've changed your attitude.

Is mom gone?

She's gone, right?

She's never home.

I think she's fucking that...

What's that fucking...

I forget his name.

I think his name is Tim,

that personal trainer she got.

I don't know.

She's gone all the time.

I don't ever know what that one is.

I see her on social media posting pictures.

He's a little stud.

So I don't feel really bad.

She's clearly up to something.

I don't care as long as she's happy.

I don't either.

Because I'm old and don't get jealous.

I don't care.

I don't care.

So, look, what are you talking about?

What are you trying to do?

Whatever I need to do to get a car.

Okay, well, are the doors locked?

Yeah.

I think so.

You need to get that fucking...

Move this out of the way.

Let me see.

Take her...

Let me see your skirt.

A little twirl around.

Oh, you're going to have to lose those.

Those have...

Yep.

Those are covering way too much.

Gosh, you really want a car, don't you?

Mm-hmm.

Huh?

We can make that happen.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

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Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Bend over right here.

Just like you were when we were washing dishes.

You got a big booty.

I get it from my mama.

I see that.

And this will definitely get me my new car.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

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Oh, shit.

Oh.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, just like that, daddy.

Come up here.

Come here.

You can watch my back here.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

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Oh my god.

Mm.

Oh, fuck, daddy.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

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Mm.

Oh, fuck, yes, hey.

Mm, it feels so good.

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Oh.

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Oh, yes, please.

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Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you feel so good, daddy.

Oh, fuck.

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Oh.

Oh, my god.

It feels fucking good.

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I think that'll get you in a car for sure.

Mm.

I can't wait.

Gotta keep dedicating twice.

Oh, my goodness.

All right, well, I guess we'll get you one, all right?

It's time to go car shopping.

Huh?

It's time to go car shopping.

You can get whatever you want.

Mm-hmm.

All right?

Mm-hmm.