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Best friends since high school.

Like forever.

Yeah.

We've always done everything together.

We went to nursing school together and we both landed ourselves doctors.

I'm really excited about this show because I feel like people don't

just how difficult it is to be, you know, a representative of

the wealthy class, you know? Like, it's like a lot of work. It's not just being

a housewife. It's like... Well, money doesn't make everything better, you

Like... You still have to take care of all the errands and get nice clothes and

look good for your husband and go out to, you know, all the functions that a

housewife has to do.

Right? And, like, I mean, people don't know how many functions. There's a

charity for, like, everything.

It's ridiculous, you know? And you have to know, like, who you should know.

what parties to go to, which parties not to go to, which is, like, way more

important. I mean, it's incredibly stressful.

And I hate going out alone, but my husband is always working, so it's just

really important that I have a good friend like Sovereign to go out with me

the time, because I really hate being alone out in the world.

Yeah, and it's just important to have someone that just has known you since

before, you know, you made a lot of money and...

You know, like, it's just someone that's just known you since you were you and

just understands, like, all the intense pressure, you know? And that kind of

forwards you to the day spot, you know what I mean? It doesn't make it awkward.

Friendship is so important.

Yeah.

So Saab is, like, my nearest and dearest friend, right? Like, we've known each

other forever.

I mean, yeah, like Mandy and I, we really are best friends.

Mandy's always been kind of like, she always needs someone around.

A couple weeks ago, I decided that I want to start doing aerial yoga latis,

I really wanted to do this because I wanted to get in shape for my husband,

I thought it was like the coolest thing that I'd ever heard of. It was like new

and hip. The next thing I know, I go to my first class, and who is there but

Sovereign? I know, right? Like, I can't do one thing without her. I have to take

her everywhere.

Sometimes she can get, like, a little too into me, you know what I mean? Like,

she's a little bit into me, you know? Like, I think there's something there,

like, why she has to always do whatever I'm doing.

How the hell does this thing work? Hey, Randy, are you ready for the Kittens

with Cancer luncheon?

Dude.

Do you remember when I bought that dress like two weeks ago? We were shopping

together. No, I bought this dress.

No, no.

We went to the plaza like two weeks ago after we got our nails done and dropped

the kids off at the pool.

Ever since we were young, I don't know if she really has the ideas of her own.

And you and I went shopping and I bought that dress.

And I told you how excited I was to wear that dress when we go out next week.

Oh, I do remember.

It was, like, so cute. And I was like, I want one just like it. It just looks so

awesome. I mean, like, twins.

I mean, you're not wearing it tonight. I mean, it's fine.

It's a great dress. You always do this to me.

Why wouldn't you want me to look good? I thought we were best friends.

You're so fucking selfish sometimes.

Like, it's not all about you, you know? I mean...

It's a mass -produced clothing item, okay?

This is like a look, you know? Like, a look. And it's like, it's very specific.

And, you know, it's like 1960s boho chic, you know, crossed with like 1974

Paris. You know, it's very specific. It's like a chemical equation, you know?

And so, it's like when she bites that style, she's like taxing my dress code

pretty hard.

But she's awesome. Like, she'll go to soup kitchens and stuff. Like, she'll

actually go in and like...

be with the homeless which is like i could not do that you know i mean but

that's kind of like her roots a little bit like there you know like she was

always from like the wrong side of the tracks in high school like i was like

cheerleader and she was kind of like sort of the emo weird kind of like poor

i mean i love her you know like i like i wouldn't do anything without her i just

Ever since we were in college, and I liked this guy, and then I was, like,

feeling shy and didn't know if I wanted to ask him out. And next thing I know,

she started dating him, and they got married.

I know. It's like... But other than that, like, we're totally best friends.

Except, like, there was the one time I thought she was in love with my husband.

But, you know, I mean, other than that, like, that was, we got through that.

But you're not going to tell her any of this, are you? Because that would make

me super uncomfortable if any of this came out.

last week what are you talking about the dress you're wearing you wore it last

week to um the the other dress that we went to i don't know all i can think

about is this fucking painting okay there's this painting and i love this

painting it's by one of my favorite artists he's super cute he's hip he's

the new it thing and it was going to go perfect

for the foyer to my house. It was just really going to tie it all together. It

was going to be perfect for the party I'm going to be throwing soon.

And so I go to the auction, and she outbid me.

I asked her to go to be my companion because my husband was busy working, and

she outbid me and bought the very painting that I was in.

Like, who does that?

Fucking painting. It's just emblematic of our entire friendship.

What are you talking about?

We got like, we were talking together.

You knew that I wanted that. You fucking knew that I wanted that. I did not know

that.

That's not true. Why do you think everything about you?

What are you talking about?

Like, this is a painting.

I don't understand what this is about.

It's about me. It's all about me. It's always about me.

What do you think it's about?

I'm so sick of your fucking husband.

God,

I've been looking at these tits' ears for you fucking years.

Are we really doing this?

She's

got

pussy ears.

your lips around my cock for years.

Why didn't you say before?

I was nervous.

beta male, little bottom bitch.

Like mine, you have a beard.

Bring your body down.

Thank you.

Let's get this workout started.

All right.

All right, let's do this.

We're going to start off with our hands up high and get our knees up high and

touch the opposite knee with your opposite hand.

Let's go. And one, and two, and three, and four, and five, and six,

and seven, and eight.

And 9 and 10. Now keep your hands up high and reach down to the ground.

Nice and slow. Keep your back straight.

1, 2, 3.

And come back up.

Hands all the way to the ceiling.

And come back down.

Hold that stretch.

1, 2, 3.

And come back up.

Nice and slow.

And down.

Squat and punch, starting with your left.

Ready?

Squat, punch.

Punch, squat, punch.

Keep it up.

You feel your heart racing?

All right, one more.

Now we're going to move into a side lounge. Start with your right. Two

Ready? Let's do this.

One, two.

Keep it up, girls.

You got this.

I can hear you working.

How you working?

Yeah, keep up the pace.

Put us off strong.

A few more.

You got this.

All right, let's drop to the floor.

Side leg raises. Ready?

Get that leg up.

Yeah, feel that burn.

Yeah you got this.

Fuck.

energy I want to hear you there we go

yeah just

like that

doing great girls

I'm really feeling it.

I really feel it.

I really want to feel that burn in that leg.

All right, just a few more.

Do it.

And three, two, and one. All right, now we're going to stand up and do some

jumping jacks. Are you ready?

All right.

Yeah, keep it moving.

Alright, now we're going to reach down.

What the?

What are you girls doing?

Working out.

What happened to my routine?

We came up with a new one.

Guys, guys, guys, whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't be doing that here. What's wrong

with you?

Look, my studio, okay? We can do whatever we want. All right?

What are you trying to do?

Sit down, you cock flop.

Guys, you... You tied up?

Yeah. Wheel him away.

Fuck that guy. What a buzzkill.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yeah. Uh -huh. Oh, fuck it. You're so fucking good.

You're so fucking good. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

um

Uh -huh.

It was supposed to come all over my face.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm obsessed with them.

Oh, my God.

Wow. This has been so refreshing.

I know. I'm happy that we met off that website.

Love Connection. What a great website.

I know.

I just... After my last relationship, I didn't think I'd find anybody that's so

open -minded and you like to have fun. I love having fun.

What happened in your past relationship, baby?

Well, she was just really closed -minded and she wasn't...

wasn't able to emote and there was no emotions and I'm very

open -minded wow you're amazing so let me go powder my nose

and when I come back we're gonna have some fun daddy nice bathroom's

right down the hall okay thank you

Where are you going?

To what?

Give me one, I'll be right back.

What's up?

Your last girlfriend didn't greet you, right?

Is that correct, Papi Chula?

Do you like what I'm wearing?

Mm -hmm.

Let me see your ass.

Flip over, little bitch.

Good boy.

I love my little slutty bottom.

Stop complaining.

I'm gonna do what I say. I run this.

How about I tell you?

I'll show you what a real woman can do.

Little pussies.

I can't sleep, girl.

I feel fucking wet already. You're playing with yourself, right?

I love it.

How about you suck my dick and get me really really hard.

Say yes.

Get on your knees.

And get Jenna very very hard.

You're so fucking good.

You're still not pleasing me fucking better.

Chopa, man.

Mmm, Rostva.

Mm.

Mm.

You're a good boy.

How much do you want? I don't know.

I'm gonna swallow all

of my cum.

Wait right there. Let me see your face.

You're going to enjoy that really really bad.

Lower your ass.

Oh.

Oh. Oh,

fuck. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm. Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck. I just hate that little bitch.

Feeling Jenna's death?

Oh, yes.

It's so good.

It's so good.

You have so much stuff in common, right? It's so good. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Here we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, yes, David, it feels so good. Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, I love it. It feels fucking good.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

That was so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Fuck. I stretched my little fucking hole. Oh, my God. It feels so

good.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes.

uh oh

Fuck me, Tim. Fuck me, Tim, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Like that?

Yes.

Lay down that way.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Just

like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Just when I come all over your face. Fuck, oh my god.

So bad.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

I think I'll probably come over here a second.

Let's go open it.

Oh my god. Oh my god, it's so deep. Oh, it's so deep.

Oh, fuck. Take that, you fucking stupid ass. Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, little bitch, y 'all.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes, that fucking cock. Oh, my God, it's so

beautiful. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Come over here and feed me that cock while you stuff that in my ass, please.

Yes, feed it to me while you stuff my ass. Yes.

Ow!

Come over here.

I'm a little genetic in my fucking mouth.

You're like, oh, fuck yeah?

I'm gonna come to you. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah.

That was so fucking hot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

The show isn't free.

Oh, sorry.

I didn't mean to.

I'm not mad. It's just a bad angle.

Where were we?

Oh, we were just getting started on labor theory of value.

Right.

You have no clue what I'm... I'm sorry.

I just didn't have the time to read the material.

It's just kind of hard to go over material if you don't know what I'm

about.

I know.

Look, I don't do this for fun. If you don't learn the material, then you're

going to fail out of college.

I don't mean to be hopeless.

You're not hopeless.

I'm not?

No, I mean, you just...

Hopeless?

Look, Laura, you're really smart.

Just because you say I'm smart doesn't actually make it true.

If I don't at least pull a C in this class, I'm going to get academic

And you don't know how embarrassing it is to be with a freshman.

That's not embarrassing.

Obviously it's.

Not for you.

You don't stand out.

I like that you stand out.

You're sweet.

No, really. I wish I could be more like you.

You're the sweetie, Mike.

I am?

Are you trying to flirt with me?

What if I am?

I think it's against student tutor privilege.

Is that even a thing?

Even if it is, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

You won't?

Oh, Mike.

You're honestly too sweet for me.

Wow. You say it like it's a deal breaker.

It kind of is.

You don't find me attractive?

I do.

I'm going to break your heart.

Wow. You're already planning to break my heart?

Why didn't we do this sooner?

Tutor -student privilege?

Right.

Wait, what about studying?

Do you want to stop?

No, I was just seeing you react.

I honestly didn't think this would be happening.

No, I did not.

It's good studying.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Fuck. You know something?

Yeah.

She's trying to suck me out there.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Put that mouth to work.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on. Let's take our time.

Oh, yeah.

Grrrrrr!

You didn't think you'd be learning anatomy today, did you?

No.

Guess you're the one tutoring me today.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Can we do two?

Back. Back.

Back.

Back.

Back.

Just remember, I won't tell if you won't.

Is that your spot? Yeah.

Thank you.

and hard from getting fucked.

Push me out.

Amen.

I hear something like that

I want you to come over here and fight.

Yes.

Amen.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.