All language subtitles for Colegiais em Sexo Coletivo

To celebrate our moment of happiness.

Beautiful bracelets.

I love bracelets.

Are they gold?

Of course.

I bought them in the Netherlands.

And yours?

I traveled with my father to Greece and
he gave them to me as a gift.

Oh, yes.

Of course.

More champagne?

Ah!

This crap, man, it's not funny at all.

This excites.

Look at the size of the guy's dick.

Holy shit, man.

It even looks like a jegi.

The Americans who do well, right?

I, for example, only watch foreign
explicit movies.

The Brazilian cassette has every bomb.

People only like soft bread.

It even looks like cheating. Ah, but
speaking of explicit sex movies, do you

know who is giving notes to Calouros
now?

Sandra Miller.

Who, that retired queen of
Ponhochanchada?

Ah, poor thing. After they saw the
explicit movies, she went to make a soap

opera. But she soon disappeared.

I think she didn't have talent.

Now she's giving notes to Calouros? I
think for that you don't need to have

talent. But you have a tongue, huh? Ah,
look there.

It looks like Alvaro. That's where
you're wrong.

I see things in depth.

I'm a good observer.

It's not my fault if I'm smart.

That's it?

You didn't want mayonnaise?

Toma.

No. No.

Nice. I still don't know anything about
you.

Come on, tell me about you.

I want to keep listening.

Just listening.

What do you want to know about me?

I'm the kind of person who doesn't like
to talk about me.

Because, in fact, I don't have much to
say.

What do you do?

Do you study?

Fourth year of engineering.

Cool.

Cool? Engineering?

Engineering in this country is fucked.

I can't even get a job.

What about your father?

What does he do?

My father?

My father is... president of a
multinational company.

Why doesn't he get you a job?

Why don't you work there?

With my father?

But not fucking.

I don't want to depend on him at all.

For him to give me a table, he gets, oh,
hours and hours of me in the sack. Have

you ever imagined working with him?

You're crazy.

Better than standing still.

And who said I'm standing still?

So what do you do?

Listen here, you've asked me many
questions, and so far I haven't asked

You can talk.

What do you want to know from me?

Something about you, for example...

What are you doing with your life?

Well... I'm getting ready soon.

Oh, yeah? For what?

Letters.

Letters?

Letters of what?

Letters.

Literature. Ah.

And what are you going to do after that?

Maybe teach.

Give classes?

Yeah, I was thinking.

You're fucked too.

Ah, why do you say that?

Because, yes, if you keep beating around
the bush, with this body and with this

little face of a nymphomaniac that you
have, you will make a lot more than a

rector in college.

Say nonsense.

I'm not talking nonsense, no.

It's just that everything is in crisis.

There's nothing going well in this
country.

My father, who is a very influential
man, told me that in a year, everything

will be fucked up.

You know what I keep thinking?

When I get married, I don't want to have
children.

If our generation can't live anymore,
imagine what will happen.

You can't be so pessimistic.

Having a child is the greatest joy a
person can have.

You know what I keep thinking all the
time?

Going to Australia.

What a country!

What an amazing place!

But I'm very afraid of facing an unknown
place.

Not having friends, being alone.

I'm very afraid of loneliness.

One day, I went to Guarujá alone.

I stayed one day and one night.

I was so desperate... that I

came back home running.

After that...

Nunca mais quis ficar só.

Eu também tenho medo da solidão.

Quero ficar com você.

Quero sentir o teu corpo.

Quero que você entre dentro de mim.

Let's go to Ubatuba?

It's too far.

We won't be able to enjoy the day.

We don't stay long.

It's just to take a shower.

Guys, what a beautiful place!

Let's take a break, let's go.

I don't like driving like this.

It's really horrible.

I don't know.

It's like we're in dirty clothes.

Silly.

Son of a bitch!

Idiot! Idiot!

Me coloca no chão chato.

Para com isso, seu babaca. Não, imbecil.

Para.

Love. Do you know what I want most now?

What? Your body, your sex.

Do you know what sex reminds me of?

What?

Death.

Let's not talk about death now.

Sex reminds me of life.

And life reminds me of death.

I don't want to talk about death now.

I want to live, live.

Okay, my young doctor.

You live with death all day.

And I don't want to talk about death on
a pleasant weekend like this. All right.

What are we going to talk about now?

About anything.

Anything?

Anything that involves politics,
religion.

I can start talking about the economic
situation of the country, the theory of

distribution, the demand for productive
resources.

And also about the supply of money.

Gee, what do you study?

Economy.

Next year I'll graduate.

Then I do a university extension course.

Then I go to the United States to do a
postgraduate course.

But you come back?

I come back to work at my father's
company. And what does your father do?

He has an industry.

What is it called?

Don't you think you want to know too
much?

You don't like to talk much. You are
very modest.

I like modest people. I hate these shoes
that have nowhere to fall, dead and

pass by rich.

The worst are the new rich.

They are people turned into cans, mixed
with sebum.

The real rich man has a grumpy posture.

And the poor man, when he gets involved,
is ridiculous.

He becomes ridiculous, don't you think?

Am I a grumpy or a turned into cans?

You seem to be grumpy.

But your hands look like the hands of a
worker.

And your teeth?

There are some missing.

The rich never leave a hole like this.

I'm relaxed.

Do you have more brothers?

But I love

narcissists.

Tem namorado?

Noivo?

Marido? Também não.

Não pensa em se casar?

Ainda não sei.

Sabe o que eu acho do casamento?

Uma instituição falida.

Mais falida que este país.

Como é que um cara pode viver com a
mesma mulher pro resto da vida?

Também não sei.

Ó, eu, por exemplo, já me apaixonei por
várias mulheres.

Alguns casos duraram um mês, outros um
ano.

But a passion for the rest of life?

Ah, I don't believe it.

Love is life, and as life ends fast,
love also ends fast.

You're a philosopher.

Everyone is a philosopher.

You know, the guy who lives with the
same woman for the rest of his life

ever looking at another is an abnormal.

A guy like that needs to be exposed in a
circus.

How are you being cynical?

Telling the truth is being cynical. So
let's do what most people do. How? Lie.

Lies bring illusions.

Illusions can guarantee happiness.

At least for a while, right?

That's why we live in a world of
illusions.

Now you're the one who's being a
philosopher.

I like your smile.

It's frank.

Thank you. It's true.

It's very beautiful.

You know you're very beautiful?

I just don't like your nose.

I think it's a little too much.

Do you know that you're not a knight?
Sorry.

You always look like a madman.

Maybe I am a madman.

Thank you.

Guys, where are we going now?

We're going to Serjão's house.

Serjão? What's Serjão? It's a fine town.

You'll like it there. Everyone is
comfortable there.

He always promotes parties.

Nice parties.

Very cheap.

If I tell you, you won't believe it.
I've painted and embroidered there.

Hey, Serjão, how are you?

Hey, Serjão.

How's it going?

This is a person who's with me. Hi, nice
to meet you.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Hi,

how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Hi,

how are you?

Hi. Hi.

Guys,

let's have a drink?

Let's. Feel free, the house is ours.

We have a visit on Saturday.

Thank you.

They were unemployed for a while.

And in order not to lose this apartment
that they bought from the BNH, they put

us to participate in the swing.

Didn't the business work out?

Today they're in a good mood.

Wow, and what a fucking apartment, huh?

Sejão decorated this place just to
impress the kids.

He's with people from the heavy, bishop,
people from television, politicians.

Everyone wants to hang out with them.

You're kidding.

The most interesting thing is that they
have a seven -month -old child.

And when his wife is tripping, the one
who takes care of the child is him.

And when he's tripping, the one who
takes care of the child is her. Fucking

crazy. And when the two are tripping?

Then the child gets fucked, gets hungry.

Stay at ease.

Uh -huh. What are you going to drink?

Whiskey, for me.

Serve yourself at ease. Thank you.

We here are very liberal.

Of course.

Listen here.

You came to a bacchanal.

Therefore, try to take off your clothes,
because here is the paradise of

naturalists.

Hello? Yes.

Yes.

One moment, please.

It's for you.

Who is it? It's a strange voice. He said
the name, but I didn't understand.

Hello?

It's him.

Ah, by the ad?

No.

No, I didn't specify.

Ah, it's about 18 centimeters.

Yeah, it's pretty hard, it's 20.

22.

Yeah, in the caprice, it's 22.

Ah, it's not one of the biggest.

But I'm well served.

Just one question.

Are you a man or a woman?

It's off.

Hello? It's for you.

Hello?

It's her.

You can talk.

I'm a brunette, 25 years old, 1 .62
meters tall.

A well -made body, a well -dressed head.

Huh?

I don't send photos to anyone.

Any contact has to be personal.

Let's say, they're house rules.

The address is the same.

Combined. Tomorrow at 9.

Good night.

Yeah.

You see, we hang out all the time.

When it's time for us to have sex, it's
crazy.

I think I'm dancing to this.

God is helping us.

He's even sending his daughters to hang
out with us.

I think he's drinking coffee. Turn that
mouth over there.

This month we'll be able to save a lot
of money.

We have to work all month long in the
office.

To earn what we earn by walking around.

I miss my job.

My friends.

The gossip we used to make.

You know Helenice?

What Helenice?

That cow that stayed in my place at the
firm.

She'll be sent away.

They're going to put another poor woman
in her place to earn half the salary or

a third.

You know, I think human beings are
regressing.

Humanity, with all this technology, is
losing value.

Humanity can regress. We can't. We have
to progress.

And don't come to me with pessimism,
huh?

Comment, please.

Is it that crazy girl on TV who talks
about cinema?

Look at the kitten.

Don't hit the kitten.

Come here, mommy.

Come here, my cute little thing. Come
here.

Come here, daddy.

Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here.

If I'm already full of shit, it's always
you who's right, always you who speaks,

speaks louder. When I speak, it's all
wrong, isn't it?

The right one is you, isn't it?

But why don't you speak a little lower,
then? I'm from my house and I speak like

this. Calm down, you don't need to be
screaming.

You must be going crazy, really. Send
Madame Pisson and the shit.

She's the one who took us out of the
hole every time she comes here and

black money.

She's the one who took us out of the
shit.

But it's my stage that you have to lift
with fucking sacrifice.

Stop screaming, there are visitors down
there!

They're like this. They fight all day.

It's the 20 couple.

Let's get out of here, okay?

This song reminds me...

This music calls me.

The music that calls you.

Yes, the music calls me.

It's still the music that calls you.

No, it's you that calls me.

Oh, no.

Look, now I'm in deep trouble.

And the blame is yours.

Oh, and then?

What are you laughing about?

A nickname I made up for you.

I want to know what it is. I won't say
it now.

You can say it. I won't be offended.

I won't say it for now.

I want to know what it is.

It's so funny.

I want to know.

I'm not going to say it and it's over.

Why?

Because we're living happy moments.

Maybe if I tell you, you'll be offended.

We're not going to talk about it now.

Give me a little permission, please.

Just to give a little slap.

If my father knew that I was here, and
what we did, I think he would die of

heart. Why?

I don't even want to think.

My parents are the ones who go to mass
every Sunday.

They commune.

I almost became a nun.

Nun, you?

Yeah, why?

You don't look like a nun. What kind of
face does a nun have? A fucking

disguised.

The church wanted me to donate these
goods to them.

Then I messed with my father.

Just him who is a capitalist?

What does your father really do?

He's a banker.

A banker?

Then what did he do?

You can't even imagine.

He took me out of the convent at the
same time.

He sent the church to the whore who gave
birth.

And he curses the nuns to this day.

You know what I think? That politics is
a dirty religion.

And religion is a dirty politics.

Hmm.

My spine.

Puxa.

Que casa, hein?

Vamos entrar logo.

Se alguém nos vê, estamos fritas.

Eu falei pro papai que a gente ia pra
praia. Se ele souber, não quero nem

pensar. Eu queria me encontrar com você
novamente.

É possível?

Eu te telefono.

Aliás, nem tenho seu telefone.

Gozado. Você também não me deu seu
telefone.

Vamos fazer o seguinte.

We'll meet at that club.

On Saturday night.

At ten.

Deal? Deal.

If you really want to see me, I'm sure
you'll show up.

It's better than calling.

You know how daddy is. A boring, square.

You're coming on Saturday?

I'm coming.

I swear you're really coming.

Of course.

I swear.

Benzinho. Benzinho, we're here.

I'm going to miss this so much.

Oh, yeah?

See you on Saturday.

Guys, let's get in.

Tchau.

Tchau, paixão.

Vamos embora?

Tchau. Tchau.

Let's go, girls!