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Do I have to? Get in here.

Take that seat right over there, miss. Okay.

You know, you're in big trouble here.

I really don't understand why I'm in big trouble. I don't have anything on me.

I saw you standing over by the jewelry collection, and, you know, you were over

there for quite some time, and you didn't bring a wallet or a bag or

Were you looking to make a purchase or something?

I mean, you've got a very large selection of jewelry. I was just

grandmother came with me. She was going to pay.

Oh, your grandmother? She's on the floor?

I think so.

Okay, you know what?

Why don't you just sit right there? I'm going to go grab her for you.

Okay.

Can you see?

Okay, so I believe this is your granddaughter, if I'm not mistaken.

Yeah, and why do you have her here? I wondered where you went, sweetheart.

She's in some big trouble here.

I noticed her standing by the jewelry section, you know, touching and grabbing

lot of jewelry and prying it on.

And I also didn't notice she, you know, she didn't really go to the cashier and

she didn't have a wallet on her, so.

And she said you were with her and you're supposed to pay for her stuff.

Well, good man, we are shopping here.

We've been customers of this store for a lot of years. Yeah.

And we were just looking around.

Well, you know, I'm having my team go over the surveillance footage right now.

And, you know, we have reason to believe that your granddaughter is going to be

in really big trouble here.

They're going to have to probably call a cop and stuff on her.

Oh, come on. That's too much.

I didn't do anything.

I believe so. You know, I mean, he's not being very cooperative.

Well, what do you expect?

I mean, what a shock.

Well, you know, I saw what I saw, and the footage is going to back everything

up. What do you think you saw?

I'm positive that I saw that your granddaughter stole some items from our

I don't have, like, a purse or a bag or anything, though. We're going to get to

that first. I'm going to have to do some paperwork and get a couple of mugshots

first. And then once I get the monk shot and go get the paperwork, I'm going to

come back and I'm going to have to do a strip search on her.

Is that entirely necessary?

I can assure you.

If that or your granddaughter is going to have to go to jail, I really don't.

I'm sorry, ma 'am. Look, I don't think her mother would appreciate her going to

jail. So let me just get this monk shot off her. Can you just please stand up?

Monk shot?

Yes.

Stand up. Let me just get a picture of her because I got to do some paperwork.

This is my job. Where is this photo going? Right here. This is just for our

personal record.

Just do what he says for right now.

I'll think of something. One like that.

Turn to the side for me, please.

Oh, my goodness.

All right. Perfect.

All right. Well, like I said, your granddaughter is going to be in some

trouble here once we get the footage back.

Well, first you have to find what you think you can find.

Trust me, I already know. So I'm going to want you and her to think about the

strip shirts.

Things can be solved a different way as long as you guys cooperate, right? Yes,

we can certainly pay for anything you may think. I'm going to get the

you two discussed.

When I come back, I'm going to have the strip shirts.

Listen, it's either going to be me or the cops and the strip shirts.

And if they do it, it's going to be a big scene.

Cop cars outside.

She might even make the news.

No. You know?

Strips are just out of the question.

What?

You know what?

Where is exactly one of the items we were looking for?

You know, I think I'm going to have to do paperwork on both of you two now. You

know what?

Switch spots. Let me get a picture before I leave.

And I think you two need to really think about strip shirts when I get back

because I'm going to have to do both of you now. Stand over there.

Switch. You two are in really big trouble.

Switch spots.

Let me get a picture of you right there.

One.

And now let me get a side profile, ma 'am.

Like I said, I'm going to get people excited.

I could call the cops, they could come down here and ship search both of you,

you let me do it and we can see if you worked something out. Please, we don't

want the police.

I'll be right back.

Oh, good lord.

I thought you said that you haven't been caught doing this. Well, I haven't. I

don't know what happened.

Okay, wait.

I need to snap at you, sweetie.

It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay.

I can't. I can't.

Okay. Just let me handle it.

Let me take care of it.

I'll work something out.

What's our mom going to do? We're not going to tell her. We are not going to

tell your mom.

We wouldn't tell her this.

She says straight away. Do you know how it is? We can't let him call me. He

won't. He won't. Just trust me a little bit.

Trust your grandmother.

Trust me, darling.

I wanted to wait to tell you until after we left the mall to lunch, but you know

that scholarship I applied for?

Yes. I got it.

And I can't lose it. You're not going to lose it. I might, though. No, you're

not going to lose your scholarship. I might, though.

No, no, no, no. Look, listen. Because the cops will be in trouble, and then

they'll be like, oh, you can't come to our school. Let me handle it. I'm going

to work it out with this young guy.

Don't worry about a thing. Don't worry your pretty little head.

Do you have a heart on for power?

Well, some people do. But you know what? We're not going to let him take

advantage of us.

We're going to work with that. I mean, I can pay for these things. Just make it

go away.

I know.

He will. He will. I'll throw enough money in his direction. Don't worry

it. Don't worry about it. Just watch what you say when he comes back.

Have a seat.

You sit here. I'll sit here. Okay.

I can do that.

Relax a little bit. I'll be back in a second.

I'm sure I can raise him up.

I hope so.

Yeah.

You know, this is a big store.

They have more important things to worry about than that little bit of joy.

Not even that much.

It's nothing.

It's really nothing.

You know, I'm sure they deal with things. They just jump the gun on us.

I don't even have anything on me. I don't know what I'm feeling.

I know. I think they're just prejudiced sometimes towards young people.

I think that...

You're going to steal things. But don't worry about it. I've been doing this a

long time.

Have you been strip searched?

Well, no. I've never gotten caught before.

I have no idea what happens in a strip search. I guess you have to take your

clothes off, maybe.

I'm not sure.

I don't know.

I don't want everybody to see me naked.

Heck no.

Well, that's not going to happen.

I'm sure that wouldn't happen. I mean, he's a guy. We're women. They get a

female security guard. Yeah, if they had to do it, which they won't.

I'm sure they'll get a nice older lady of some sort or something if they

have to do something.

We're not going to worry about that.

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell them it must have just stuck to

my sleeve somehow.

And I just didn't notice it. You've gotten it on.

Exactly. The earrings would look great on you. Exactly. And I mean, I was

looking through all those jewelry bins that were on sale.

I can't believe that they don't want us looking at the jewelry when they're the

ones having the massive sale. Exactly.

Of course you're going to look at every little piece.

And I mean, that's completely possible.

Picking it up.

Everything's so expensive in there. You have to make the most of it 50 % off

them. Well, yeah, you do.

I know.

Otherwise, we'd be shopping online.

Yeah.

I hope you two had a good, a long time to think about what you both have done

here.

All right, I got all the paperwork filled out.

Okay, about that. All right, listen here. Quiet. I haven't told you to talk

All right, can I get you some ID, please, ma 'am?

Thank you.

Erica, your first name, huh?

Yes. Such a great influence for your granddaughter, huh?

Well, I am.

Is this your current address? This is everything here?

Yes. All right, cool.

Does she live with you, or does she live with her mother?

Well, she lives with her mother, but she spends a lot of time with me.

That's all. I'll be able to send everything to you, then. Yes.

But seriously, you know, I was looking at that jewelry, and it just must have

gotten caught in my sleeve.

I mean, there's just no way I wouldn't have... Ma 'am, please, leave your

accuser to somebody else here. We have you on camera.

It's already over with, all right? Can you fill out my paperwork?

And let's just get through this, okay?

Well, I can pay for it.

You know, I do. I have money.

You know that?

Too late for that. You could have done that about 20 minutes ago.

Well, I didn't get the chance. You brought me in here.

All right, just to let you also know, the cops... I'm going to have to call

cops on this one.

What? No way.

The item...

They're $10 ,000.

I didn't steal them. They're right here.

Listen, listen. This is $10 ,000.

You're holding them.

And, you know, we caught you and that's it. So I'm going to have to conduct a

search on your granddaughter.

A search?

Yeah. But I don't have anything.

I don't. I'm going to have to find out for myself. So can you please stand up

for me?

I don't have anything. Stand up. Listen, it's either I'm going to be doing this

or, like I said earlier, the cops are going to come down.

And it's going to be a lot of people. But you said you have to call the cops,

right?

Well, let me get through the procedure here and then... I guess I'll just pat

you down. I mean, it's okay, darling.

Come on, get up.

Let's just get this over with so we can go home.

Okay? Get up. There you go.

Okay.

That's okay.

You guys sure you don't have anything else? Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Why would I put anything there?

Hey, listen.

Stop. This is part of the search, all right? This is part of our procedures. I

don't know about that. Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm worried. You don't have any female security guards? Nope, we have

none. Can we request one?

Nope. Hey, look, listen.

You guys stole $10 ,000 worth of items from there, right? I didn't do anything.

You guys are both in really big trouble. This is going to ruin your

granddaughter's future.

I don't have anything.

All right, I'm going to have to call the cops.

Well, don't do that.

Like, can we honestly wait?

There's got to be something we can work out.

I'm not taking your money, and I'm going to have to have your granddaughter take

off some layers of clothes.

What? You mean like a jacket? Yeah, I'm going to have to see if she has stuff

underneath it. I can't feel everything.

And, you know, also, you're going to have to do the same thing, too, here.

I can't. I can't have my grandmother.

Yeah.

He's my grandmother.

He's the one who had the items falling out, and I have to see if you have

anything else under there.

Well, I mean, a couple of things I can take off.

Listen,

like I said, it's either me, or I'm going to get the cops really involved

this, and this is going to be really bad for the both of you's future.

We can't have the cops.

This is part of my job.

Please, take off your top. Let me see what you have under there.

I know she got her scholarship and everything. We're not going to ruin

Come on, take... What?

The top's awful. Let's go. I don't have another shirt on under this. That's

fine. I have to see everything. I don't know if you have anything taped

underneath or hidden.

I don't even have a purse. Why would I hide tape?

Come on.

Take the top off.

Is this what you do all day? This is humiliating, Dana.

Well, it's just us. It'll be over soon enough.

I'm not going to find anything and then we'll be out of here.

I told

you I don't have anything.

I promise.

Yeah, well, we'll see.

Taylor, I'm going to need you to remove the skirt as well.

Come on. I'm going to also need you to remove the skirt.

My skirt?

Yes, your skirt.

But, sir, I... It doesn't even have pockets.

You've got to remove it. Let's go. This is part of the shirt.

Come on.

Pants, too.

Pants? Yes, I've got to strip, strip, strip both of you.

It's going to be me yelling at these poll cops here.

Well, I mean, this is better. It's just,

you know, let's just... Take the skirt down. It's not like he's

asking us. Take it off. It's not like he's asking us to take our underwear

I mean, you know, I guess it's no worse than a day at the beach.

All right.

Turn around.

Officer, I swear, it's your butt. Turn around, too. Come on. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, really?

Oh, my goodness.

You are really taking advantage, aren't you? The whole situation.

I'm just doing my job, lady.

I'm making sure that you have nothing else under here.

I'm gonna have to, you guys, you're gonna have to lose it all.

What?

What? Yeah, lose it all.

Can't you feel? Can't you see?

What could I be hiding in here? I have to check your clothing.

I have to see if you have anything hidden in there.

You might have hidden pockets.

You probably have hidden pockets among you two ladies.

We don't.

Look, ladies, it'd be a lot easier if I do this and the cops.

Alright?

This will be over quickly, or you can be here all day with the cops.

It'll be a huge scene.

And there's no way out of it. You're going to get strip -churched, one way or

another.

It's going to be embarrassing for her. There's no way out of this. You're going

to get strip -churched regardless.

Come on.

I don't have all day here.

Let me see that.

Let me see them more. Give me. Do you see buckets?

Nothing in there.

Nothing in here.

Alright, Lise.

Nothing in there.

Pants also.

Come on with the panties.

Like I said, it's either my way or it's going to be the cops around here.

I can't do the cops. I can't lose this scholarship.

I really can't.

We're not going to find anything and then we'll get all our clothes back on

and then we'll be out of here.

Let's just get it over with.

Nothing on here, huh?

No, nothing.

Excuse me.

I need to make sure there's nothing under here. Be careful. It's my

granddaughter.

How can I put things in my hair?

Alright.

Well, ladies.

I'm never shopping here again.

Like I said, you guys are in very, very big trouble. Turn around when I'm

talking to you.

You two are in very big trouble here.

You know, like, look, I could get the cops involved, but, you know, maybe I

could help you out here.

Okay.

You don't want to get your granddaughter arrested, have her college ruined, her

future, have her mom mad at you.

She's young and beautiful.

And you don't want to be known as a grandma on the news who got her

granddaughter arrested for shoplifting.

No, no, no.

So, you know, I think I'll give you guys a break.

Okay.

But you're going to have to help me out. Okay.

You know,

this is very serious.

I could get fired. I could get in trouble with the law. So I think you

could help me out in a certain way.

We're listening.

We're listening.

You guys could help me out in a certain way.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Look, like I said, if that's the only way to get the cops down

here, it's going to be 12, they're going to be searching you.

God knows what they'll do.

Or you won't be known as a grandma on the news who got her granddaughter

arrested.

But you're not going to call the cops, are you?

If you help me out, I won't call the cops.

What do you want?

I want... Touch it?

Both of you, you suck my dick.

What?

Yeah.

Help me out a little bit here, and this will never happen.

Just never happened.

You promise?

Cops won't even know about this.

What about the paperwork?

Paperwork? What paperwork?

Really? Yeah.

That's it?

That's it. Just like that.

Please, come on. I don't have all day.

I don't think we have a choice, though.

Okay, okay.

Come on, get down. Both of you guys get down.

I know you don't want to do this.

Just think of something else. Don't think about what it is.

Think of it as like a rubber toy or something.

Come on.

Watch,

watch. I can't watch.

It's not that.

I can't watch you do that. I don't like watching you do it either.

Don't. Just take a little of it. Don't. Oh, God.

Keep me happy. Nothing.

Sorry. Never happy.

Look here. Listen, you two need to have a little bit of a better attitude here

or this isn't gonna work. I'm gonna get the cops Okay,

baby, come on suck it up

Make me believe like you you guys like it or something

Stop the crime

Oh God.

That's it.

Get

the

balls, yes.

Get those balls, yes. Slip them. There you go.

I guess they keep me happy.

Come on. Show me a little bit more than that. There you go.

You too, granddaughter.

You don't care. You love those gloves.

That's not as bad.

That's it.

Like that, yes.

There you go.

Oh, that's it, yes.

Oh, you're crying.

Oh,

that's it. Oh,

that's it. Oh,

that's it. Okay, have you had your

fun?

Now let us go, really. No, this is not. Oh, come on. Listen here.

Like I said, this or the cops. You guys got to keep me happy.

You said you don't have all day.

You got to show your granddaughter what happens when you get caught or do

something wrong.

It's either this or she could be in jail.

Have both your grandma and your granddaughter spit on you. There you go.

Oh,

geez.

Be easy on her.

Hey, look. Look, she doesn't have a lot of experience.

I mean, I haven't been doing this for years.

She has to be taught a lesson.

Lesson that matters.

Get up, get up.

Come on, keep me happy.

Get up, get up, come on.

Both of you get to that table.

Oh, man.

Well, what?

Get going.

I think he is doing.

You're sticking me.

Oh, jeez.

I know.

Just because I'm a grandma doesn't mean I don't have a tight hole.

Oh, my God. I don't need to hear that.

Oh, goodness. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Oh. I'm sorry, Nana.

Oh. Oh, baby.

Oh, thanks.

It's been enough.

This morning, I sure didn't think I'd be doing this.

Yeah, you don't say.

Oh, do you have to do that?

Mm -hmm.

I guess it kept him excited.

Some men are like that.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, you can punish what you're crying.

She doesn't do anything.

It's all me. I'm already naked. You saw I have nothing. You felt inside my

pussy. There's nothing in there.

Well, actually, he's in me now.

Big too, isn't he? Yeah. You ever had one that big before? No.

Really? No, I've never been fucked that deep.

Really? I don't think it's natural, Dana. I don't think it's natural, Dana.

It's nothing like pumping up, you know? I think I'm pumped to work. I do,

though.

We're pretty now.

I don't think they were worth this.

Probably not.

No.

This will matter as long as they keep my scholarship.

You're going to keep your scholarship, okay? That's what you're doing this for.

Right?

You're doing this for your scholarship.

Yeah, we're doing it for the scholarship.

We're sure not doing it for the fun of it. At least I'll be ready for all those

frat boy losers.

And you know what? We don't even get to keep the earrings after all this.

I don't think.

Turn around.

Turn around.

There you go.

Turn around.

Oh, no.

Are you kidding on the third table?

What?

Nobody does this on a table.

That's very pretty breath.

And then a beard.

It's so fucking weird.

Oh my god.

Don't think about it. Think about something nice.

Can you believe this goes on in a store like that? Hey,

quiet.

How did you ever qualify for this job?

Anyway. Yes,

she does.

This isn't hurting your back, is it? Hey, tell your granddaughter to suck it

All right?

Well, she's just so young. I can't expect her to suck it up. It's either

she'll be going to jail.

I'm so sorry.

You are one trick pony.

He'll walk in here. No, nobody's gonna walk in here.

Oh, great.

You can see how he probably trains people around here.

Hey,

I'll make the rules here.

She can take it. She's a big girl.

Well, in the end, what have we stolen?

We'll get through this together.

We don't ever have to talk about it.

And that should be over in just a minute.

What are you doing?

I'm going to lay flat on your back.

Lay flat on your back on both of you.

Do what?

Lay flat on your back.

Lay flat on my back?

Yeah, there you go.

She's too young for this. I'm too old for this.

Don't they have some nice beds in this store in the home department?

I'm fucking on a bed, young man.

Is there something wrong with this picture?

That he's excited and we're not?

Just shut your eyes baby if you can't take it.

She's a big girl. That's what I do.

I just shut my eyes.

Back and forth and back and forth.

What kind of room is this?

Don't cry. Don't cry.

My hips sure hurt.

Don't cry.

You know what? Maybe when we leave here we can go out in the mall and get a

massage or something.

Wouldn't it be nice?

Right?

I think we need to do something like that.

I'm not sending anyone home.

Neither are you. Nobody else pays for it.

No, not here. Not here.

You sure? Think about it.

Here, come here.

Over now.

Come here. Aren't you tired?

Nope. You gotta sit down right here.

Get on top.

Do what?

You gotta teach a girl to know how to ride.

Come on.

Come on.

There you go.

You're going to do it in reverse?

That's not easy.

I think she has it.

Well, at least you don't have to go down any farther than you want to. You can

kind of control it.

That's it. Up and down.

Yeah.

It's so easy.

Hannah don't want me to do this.

At this point, does it even matter?

It's great.

I mean, if you have to do it, you might as well just not be completely unwell.

Yeah.

You know, just go slow and don't go down too far.

Yeah. Right?

Yeah.

Nice and long. There you go. Up and down.

Listen to me. Come on. Pick up that eye.

Oh,

your grandma's turn.

Come on.

Your turn.

Here, get a nice and warm tree, grandma.

Get nice and warm for her. There you go.

Why can't I do that?

There you go.

That's it.

Be a good girl, brother.

Come on.

Oh, Jesus.

No, right now.

That's it.

Look at Grandma. I'm just taking the tip part.

She's going to sit all the way down on her balls.

I don't want to hear you talk like that, Mama.

Oh, honey.

Desperate moment.

Desperate measure.

What?

What are you doing?

What's going on?

What

are you doing?

Am I not enough for you?

Now it's your store? I thought you just worked here.

I run this store, right?

Now my legs can only take so much.

Come on switch.

I don't want her to... You're getting tired. Come on.

Switch.

Baby, I'm sorry. I'm just getting tired

Does it hurt?

No, it's just really deep.

Well, don't let him push you down too deep.

Stay up more.

Honey, the sooner we get this done, the sooner we can get out of here.

I'm just horrified that this is even happening.

I thought the store was constructed.

I just have no idea what type of thing went on. I just can't

believe it.

I just can't.

It's like I'm in shock.

Do what you can.

Do what you can do. Just do what you can do.

Okay, play my balls.

There you go, that's it.

Get those balls, yes.

Uh -huh.

Oh, that's it, yes.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Are you okay?

Oh, that's it. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's it. Just like that.

Oh, good grief.

Trust me, ladies. This is way better than having cops come down here and go

jail.

I'm beginning to wonder if that's true.

Oh, that's it. There you go.

Oh, fuck.

I'm okay.

My legs are tired.

What do you want from my... Oh, you girls get up.

Get in your knees.

Yes, I fell down.

What? Yeah, I fell down.

just like this again uh -huh your lady's

almost there almost there almost works your way out of this

that's it there you go

Get used to that taste.

I never liked it.

Take

it

all, there you go.

This is what she's going to have to expect in college, and she goes.

Oh, that was frightening.

There you go. There you go. This is what college life is going to be doing to

you. Yes, there you go.

Those guys aren't like them.

Those guys aren't like them. Come on, your grandma's been to college, right?

knows. She just lied to you.

That's a girl.

You guys have to do one more last thing for me.

Come on.

Come here. I'm going to cover your face now.

My face? On both of your faces. What?

Yes. Oh,

no.

You do this, and nothing ever happens.

Please don't get it in my hair.

Honey, you can always wash your hair. I don't want everybody in the wall to see

what we were doing in here.

Come here.

Face this way, honey.

We'll be out here.

Just shut your eyes so you don't get all that nasty stuff.

Shut your mouth, too, or you'll get all that stuff.

Come on, close in here.

And look up if you come up.

Let me see your beautiful faces.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh,

no. Shut your eyes.

Oh.

He's stroking it harder.

Oh, yeah.

Almost done. Almost done. Almost done.

Maybe it won't be very much.

oh there it is

I think he has a little titty bargain.

It's never happened.

You know what, ladies?

Clean yourselves the fuck up.

Get the hell out of my office.

And I never want to see you back here again, alright?

Don't worry.

I think we'll be back.

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