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Oh, my God.

You're such a dirty old pervert.

I really don't want to be grounded.

You're going to suck my dick and we're going to work this out.

Don't you think it's a little inappropriate?

Okay, what's going on?

Me and your mother got a divorce.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious. That's why I'm over here.

Oh, my God. Well, what the fuck happened?

I don't know.

It's a long story, but I think it happened. It has nothing to do with

infidelity. I think your mom's seeing somebody else.

Really? Mm -hmm.

I think I'll talk to you. A, I don't know where I want to stay, but B, I want

add some propositions I wanted to offer you.

Okay. I kind of need a break from my research. Yeah, it's kind of a blow for

that me and your mother are getting divorced, huh? I know, yeah. I feel

upset about it. I feel really upset about it.

I mean, I have a complicated relationship with my mom, so it's...

Yeah, I know.

It's, you know.

Me and you have a complicated relationship, too.

True. It's very complicated.

You look very cute.

Well, thank you.

Yeah, so.

Get out of my, my work gown.

Right here in this chair. So, listen. So, I want to explain to you what

happened, okay?

So, I fucking came into the house.

All my trophies and shit from college were in the fucking boxes. And I was

what is going on?

And I went in and she's like, I want a divorce.

And I was trying to probe her and ask her. I was like,

what about Scarlett? What are we going to do?

How are we going to break it? And she's like, Scarlett's at home. I'm not

worried about her. She's talking shit about you.

Of course she does. She always does this.

I know. She was blaming it on you.

Wow. Yeah, trying to.

But, yeah, but I think.

She met, like, a younger guy or something. She told him, my shit has to

soon.

Wow. But what I wanted to tell you is just don't freak out.

It usually doesn't work out well when you tell a woman not to freak out, does

it? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So I've been putting some money away, and you know me. I'm super

codependent. I can't fucking live without.

You can't be alone.

I can't be alone.

So I've been saving up money and your mother doesn't know about it and I think

that maybe me and you should just get like a really nice house together and

you can get out of this fucking apartment and then you can just come

me.

And then you don't have to go to college and you don't have to do anything and

you can drive a really nice car.

Just like replace them all.

Replace them all.

I don't know. I mean, it sounds really... You're like a younger, hotter

of your mother.

Well, I mean, okay.

I gotta think about this, though.

A little bit, but... She's a bitch. She's a cunt.

Her middle name's Cunt.

She is my mom, though.

So... She's weird.

She's weird.

Yeah. But fuck her. She's talking shit about me.

She's got her own mess going on. I mean, I might as well... Can you not imagine?

You don't have to work. You don't have to fucking pay bills. You don't have to

do shit.

Shit, I'll be flowing the fuck out of you.

You'll be zipping around and I'll fucking, I can't even say it. It'll be

nice.

I feel the way you look at me.

At least when I have to shower in the hallway, like, with your friends. Like,

look at it, look at it. I thought, you didn't think I could see.

I thought.

Yeah.

And you know, you may or may not have, you may or may not have.

Put your mouth on something a couple times, but we don't have to talk about

But I figured I would come talk to you first because I'm not gonna go talk to

your brother because he may Stop breaking down because he's sensitive.

like you. He's not like you. He's not strong I don't want that boy to fall

Yeah, so I'm getting divorced

And I'm going to go get a baller -ass fucking house because I've been stacking

bread. I've been gambling online, putting that money away, and then

mom about it. If she knew about it, she probably wouldn't be divorcing me. No.

So I'm going to go get like a baller crib and get a younger chick and just

her in a nice whip and not have to worry about any of this shit anymore.

Okay, well, I'm considering it.

Maybe we just kind of ease into this.

It's a lot at once. It is a lot. It's a lot. I know, I agree.

I'm just really...

Lonely person. I know.

Yeah, it's just kind of... Well, I mean, what do you mean, he's into

it? You're a little shy right now.

A little bit.

Clearly, you've had a rough day.

I know, I could deflate. You could.

So maybe we just start with that. I've been in work mode in my head, and I

use a little break, too. Maybe I could see you from the length of some nice

and stuff, and maybe you could, like...

Give me a little, make it ease into some.

Okay. Like a hand job or something, like ease into stuff.

I like where you're going with this.

Yeah. Something simple, right? Yeah.

That sounds good to me.

You think?

Yeah. Fuck it.

Yeah, you're a little freak.

A little bit. I can tell.

Yeah.

I think you're not a hip of everything.

Thank you.

I grew them myself.

Your mother doesn't have those.

That's fucked up, huh? Yeah, it's got to be some hidden gene.

I just got lucky.

They're beautiful.

Thank you. Can I touch them right now?

Sure.

Wow, they're so pretty.

So what do you think? You want to see Lionel? Is it show and tell?

Yes, exactly.

All I said was a nice car and you're like... I'm like, I'll think about it.

I'm sure about this. You don't have to if you don't want to.

Huh?

No, I want to.

But I think this is where we need right now.

Just let all the tension ease away.

Think about a new beginning

I have to jerk myself off to that.

Taking a load off your step there.

I

might

make you wait a little bit.

Give you a little tease.

That's fine with me. While you keep thinking about what kind of...

I should put a little more lotion on that thing.

So you really want to move in together, huh?

Can't come yet.

You want me to save it?

Yeah. Good girl.

If you want me to cover it, I'm on my way.

I think that's just too much water.

A little bit.

Put your head on this side.

You like the dick? I do.

Is that your friend?

Yes.

I really like that.

You felt the spot, huh?

Thank you.

You've established you know how to give a hands -off.

Do both hands for a minute.

One on the tip, one on the base, just like that.

Save this for later.

You're going to edge me like that?

Mm -hmm. So we're going to ease into this, huh?

Ease into it.

It'll be worth it.

Okay.

I was about to come. I'll see you later.

All right. Well, I guess I should come back later?

Yeah. Yeah?

All right, all right, all right. Back to reality.

All right, you get back to studying. I'll come back.

What are you up to? You about to cook me a dinner or what? What's cracking?

I'm looking.

Not a whole lot of options.

Sorry to just barge in here like that.

What's going on? You got some news for me? Yeah, I do got some good news.

I don't know if you're ready for this.

Yeah, so check it out.

So I went and I looked at a house today and I looked at a car today that you'll

probably love.

When I say nice, I'm talking about...

People are going to be turning their heads when you're at the red light.

Wait, are you serious?

I'm serious. Dude, I'm not messing around.

I told you what I was going to do, especially after what you did the other

Shit. But I was kind of half expecting you to just... You didn't say anything

Mom, did you? Of course not.

No, definitely not.

Wow, okay. So you actually went and looked at houses and cars.

I'm so blown away. Listen, this house is close to the beach.

You ain't never got to worry about shit.

Oh, I see how excited you are. You just go dive into your fridge.

You're probably going to make a TV dinner or something, huh? You guys don't

how to cook. That's one thing I'm going to miss about your mom.

Well, I'm a very good cook, too.

Is that right?

Oh, yeah.

What are you going to cook me?

The first day in our house, what are you going to cook me? First day in house, I

would cook a marbled ribeye.

Medium rare, cooked in butter and garlic salt.

What about thyme?

What about what? Thyme.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just messing with you.

Rosemary from my rosemary bush.

Oh, you got a garden too, huh? Oh, yeah. Then I'll make a micro cream. Hey, we

can invite mom over to be a cook.

That's fucked up, huh? Yeah, if you want her to destroy all of our furniture,

maybe. Set the house on fire.

That woman's crazy.

She's out fucking some 20 -year -old. Who cares?

She's happy.

Yeah. If you're serious about it, I'm serious about to pull the trigger on it.

Well, I'll have to look at the place to make sure you're actually serious. I

didn't want to send you a link because I didn't want you contacting them or

sending it to your mom. So, you're just going to have to take my word. It's by

the beach.

Okay. And you have a three -car garage. We're about to be pimping up in there.

Okay. And you don't got to cook. What word for you?

You're too hot to be. cooking.

I look hot while I'm cooking though.

I'm going to try to fuck you.

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Okay. Yeah. Well, why'd you, you've been watching that edging porn. Why'd you do

that the other day? Oh, I like how you have to take a drink before you tell me.

I just wanted to drive you crazy a little bit.

Well, you did. You see how I came back here like a magnet.

Well, I haven't closed down yet.

I was trying to get a gauge on you.

Because if I don't get a car, then I still have a little money.

Well, if you have me interested, I'm intrigued to see if it's real.

So you're still down for real? I thought you'd be like a little skeptical or

something. I mean, I am skeptical, but you keep coming back with all these

ideas. I had you at no build.

No work.

That is very, that's very tempting.

Laid up in a hammock shape.

Yeah, I've been working. So what are you going to do? You got to do something

for me. Of course. You were like edging me out, making me, torturing me the

other day.

I'm showing all this initiative.

Don't worry, there's more coming.

There's more coming.

What are you talking about?

Yeah.

Oh, look at you.

Yeah. Showing initiative, huh?

If you're serious.

Oh, look at you. You have a little blowjob pad. You have it controlled.

I'm ready.

You sure about this?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay. Well, I just heard it because of what you did last time.

Right.

I wouldn't do that without a follow -up.

Does this really happen?

I've thought about this a few times.

I've done this before.

Thank you.

to the top.

See if that's what she wants to tell her.

Do you think you can get used to this?

Mm -hmm.

That's it.

Look at that. There you go.

What are you doing?

I'm about to come. What the hell? Are you going to do that to me again?

I think I want you to fuck me.

No, that ain't happening yet. What?

No. Why not?

Yeah, because you did this to me.

Oh, God damn it.

Yeah, you're fucking with me.

I'm going to get back to your mom. She's going to be home soon.

We'll save this for a special occasion, all right?

Okay. What do you think?

All right, fine. You won't be here much longer.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to be balling out. Okay.

Cool?

Skip where you're doing this shit. Yeah. Cool?

Cool. Alright, alright. I'll be back again, alright?

Alright. Scarlett, where you at?

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hello.

What's going on with you?

I'm just, I'm making some pictures. I was just about to send them. You better

not be sending them to anybody.

No, of course not.

Of course, these are for you. No, they're not. Stop it.

Oh, come on. Is it for your boyfriend?

No, I don't have a boyfriend.

Mm -hmm.

They're really good.

Yeah, you're taking selfies on the patio. Turn it up to your boyfriend.

No, I don't have a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend.

You ain't got no house, girl.

I didn't show you.

You ain't got no house, girl. You're tripping.

Yeah, I got updates. Yeah, the house is in escrow now.

Wow. Yeah, it's going down. It's happening.

It's happening. It's going down.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

I got to cross for you outside.

Oh, my God, no. Yeah, I do.

Seriously? Baller stuff.

You're going to be whipping around.

But first, you know what's up.

We have unfinished business.

We do have unfinished business.

And I'm telling you right now, you're going to be really happy with what you

out there.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

Yeah, so everything's done.

Wow. We're going to be living together.

We're going to kick your mom with a cube.

Your mom thought she was being slick with me with that 20 -year -old

Let's see what she's talking about now when she sees us on social media

in combo.

I'm going to lose my shit.

She's going to lose her shit, but that's okay because she's already lost her

shit. True.

Yeah.

Wow, wow, we have to celebrate.

Yeah, we do.

Turn around.

There we go. Come back here.

on this.

Why don't you come lay up on this bed?

I know you're putting in that hard work right now.

Lay right there.

You're sure about this, right?

I brought a little something for us to play with, maybe.

What do you think?

We're talking now.

a certain level.

Let's do it again

I think she would die.

I'm excited to see my present outside.