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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,698 --> 00:00:08,625 Vivian: Let me worry about Nils. -[screams] 2 00:00:08,659 --> 00:00:10,836 The only thing on your mind should be Nobel. 3 00:00:10,869 --> 00:00:13,130 -General. Martin: Hilton has moved up 4 00:00:13,163 --> 00:00:15,632 the investor presentation to tomorrow. 5 00:00:15,666 --> 00:00:18,468 Unless you can figure out the formula, we are dead. 6 00:00:18,502 --> 00:00:20,304 -I'm tiny and I know it's a shock. 7 00:00:20,337 --> 00:00:22,180 -Dad did this. -It was an accident. 8 00:00:22,214 --> 00:00:24,224 -Professor Littlejohn is the true author 9 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,684 of "Untitled on Purpose." 10 00:00:25,717 --> 00:00:28,228 -Your publisher better have deep pockets. 11 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,730 -You are good people. 12 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,149 -I misappropriated my student's story 13 00:00:32,182 --> 00:00:34,318 and didn't correct it. -I flunked out of school. 14 00:00:34,351 --> 00:00:36,653 I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, 15 00:00:36,687 --> 00:00:37,863 make a case or whatever. 16 00:00:37,896 --> 00:00:39,406 Dad. -What did she tell you? 17 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,658 Lulu: A lot. -You know I love you, kiddo. 18 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:43,160 -Yeah, I know. Les: She didn't tell me 19 00:00:43,193 --> 00:00:44,995 that she loved me back. -Now you're being dramatic. 20 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:46,413 -Now she thinks I'm a fuckin' liar. 21 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,165 Lindy: Every dad disappoints eventually. 22 00:00:48,198 --> 00:00:50,167 It's finally your turn. 23 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,254 What the fuck are you--? [gasping] 24 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,340 You're dead. Richard: I am very much alive. 25 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:58,175 -I never meant to hurt you. -Yes, you did. 26 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:00,177 -Call it even? -Even Steven. 27 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,929 You know she's coming for you. 28 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,180 Les: Oh, I do. 29 00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:05,899 And I can't fucking wait. 30 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:18,245 [gentle music playing] 31 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,618 -Oh. 32 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,745 -Oh, goddamn. 33 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:29,539 Oh, Uncle Sam could get behind that, huh? 34 00:01:29,573 --> 00:01:32,250 My Pentagon pals are gonna love this tiny shit. 35 00:01:32,284 --> 00:01:33,460 They're so cute. 36 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,045 Hilton: Guess what's even cuter? 37 00:01:35,078 --> 00:01:36,380 Shipped across the world 38 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:38,048 for the price of a first-class stamp, 39 00:01:38,081 --> 00:01:40,133 and then restored to regular size 40 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,885 on the battlefield. 41 00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:44,554 From bang to boom. 42 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:46,723 And with your connections, 43 00:01:46,757 --> 00:01:49,484 bang to boom to big fucking bucks. 44 00:01:51,762 --> 00:01:52,779 [explodes] 45 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,064 [chuckles] 46 00:01:54,097 --> 00:01:56,233 [grenade clatters] [grunting] 47 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:58,068 [laughter] 48 00:01:58,101 --> 00:01:59,987 Hilton: A close one. That was a close one. 49 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:03,115 General, this changes everything. 50 00:02:03,148 --> 00:02:06,209 [tense music playing] 51 00:02:25,295 --> 00:02:28,357 [tense music playing] 52 00:02:31,176 --> 00:02:33,353 Lindy: I'm coming for you. 53 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,188 [loud banging] 54 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:38,984 -You crossed the line. 55 00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:40,527 You made me tiny 56 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,988 and tried to flush me down the toilet. 57 00:02:43,021 --> 00:02:45,615 [power tool whirring] 58 00:02:45,649 --> 00:02:47,584 -You wanted to drown me. 59 00:02:48,819 --> 00:02:52,622 [grunting] It's my turn now. 60 00:02:52,656 --> 00:02:55,042 Death is too easy, 61 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:57,010 but I can make you suffer. 62 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:00,380 [scoffs] Your swimming pool, moat... 63 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,175 [chuckles] ...cannot stop me. 64 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:05,135 I may be small forever, 65 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:10,023 but I've never been more powerful. 66 00:03:11,341 --> 00:03:12,726 Hey, what the--? 67 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:13,810 Whoa! 68 00:03:13,844 --> 00:03:16,229 [screaming] 69 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,865 Oh! [grunts] 70 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:24,154 I must destroy your greatest prize. 71 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:28,992 "I must break you." Drago, Rocky IV. 72 00:03:29,025 --> 00:03:32,045 [laughing] 73 00:03:34,573 --> 00:03:35,924 -Laugh it up. 74 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:41,388 Laugh...it...up. 75 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:44,975 Let's reset. 76 00:03:55,385 --> 00:03:58,780 [upbeat music playing] 77 00:04:16,782 --> 00:04:18,750 Lindy: Well, well, well. 78 00:04:18,784 --> 00:04:22,879 Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect Les? 79 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:24,464 -I'm protecting science. 80 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,217 -You're protecting the man who tried to kill you. 81 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,885 -Drawn to wrath by you. 82 00:04:28,919 --> 00:04:30,137 -It was a kiss. 83 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,763 -A naked kiss. 84 00:04:31,797 --> 00:04:36,026 -Fine. A naked kiss. 85 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:38,653 Now, move. 86 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:44,442 Richie, please don't make me hurt you. 87 00:04:44,476 --> 00:04:45,619 -Hurt me? 88 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:48,455 You destroyed me. 89 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,499 -Richie... 90 00:04:52,651 --> 00:04:55,962 I am sorry, truly... 91 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,674 sincerely sorry. 92 00:05:01,493 --> 00:05:03,670 You're a good man. 93 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,422 A really good man. 94 00:05:05,455 --> 00:05:07,966 Now, please... 95 00:05:07,999 --> 00:05:09,184 move. 96 00:05:09,951 --> 00:05:12,479 -I implore you to think about what you're doing. 97 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:14,848 Hilton has... 98 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,516 has moved the demonstration to this morning. 99 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,270 This... This is Les' last chance to fix the formula. 100 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:23,481 And so, we just-- we both need him to succeed. 101 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:25,317 So, regardless of what's happened, 102 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:27,994 just think about your future and mine, 103 00:05:29,354 --> 00:05:30,822 hmm? 104 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:31,998 -[Lindy exhales] 105 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,785 -Your generosity of spirit 106 00:05:35,819 --> 00:05:38,121 will be instrumental in our restoration 107 00:05:38,154 --> 00:05:41,216 and a scientific discovery for the ages. 108 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:46,129 One worthy of the recognition of the highest order, 109 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:47,264 the Nobel. 110 00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:53,019 -Oh, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie. 111 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:57,691 You almost had me convinced. 112 00:05:58,842 --> 00:06:01,519 Get the fuck out of my way. 113 00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:03,313 -What, what... 114 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:06,483 -I would rather die a six-inch death 115 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:11,538 than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel. 116 00:06:13,565 --> 00:06:14,874 -You're gone. 117 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:18,044 You're gone into the heart of darkness. 118 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,417 -The curve. 119 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:25,969 Follow the curve. 120 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:29,306 The curve to infinity. 121 00:06:33,501 --> 00:06:35,053 I need to reset. 122 00:06:35,086 --> 00:06:36,771 I need to rest. 123 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,932 I'm so close. 124 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,609 What's the math? 125 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:44,479 What is it that you don't see? 126 00:06:44,512 --> 00:06:46,823 [rhythmic music playing] 127 00:06:53,939 --> 00:06:55,573 What... 128 00:06:55,607 --> 00:06:56,708 don't... 129 00:06:57,943 --> 00:06:59,210 you... 130 00:07:00,612 --> 00:07:02,005 see? 131 00:07:04,866 --> 00:07:07,794 -[objects rustling] -[breathes deeply] 132 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,012 Lindy? 133 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,562 [quirky music playing] 134 00:07:57,502 --> 00:08:00,397 -[snoring] 135 00:08:04,342 --> 00:08:06,728 Lindy: Les, wake up. 136 00:08:06,761 --> 00:08:07,979 -[gasps] 137 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:11,149 [tense music playing] 138 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:14,486 [eyeball squishes] -[screaming and grunting] 139 00:08:14,519 --> 00:08:15,745 [small splash] 140 00:08:21,276 --> 00:08:23,995 Fuck! Where the fuck are you?! 141 00:08:24,029 --> 00:08:26,873 You evil, tiny bitch! Fuck! 142 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,041 Ugh! 143 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,669 You made a fucking canoe. 144 00:08:31,703 --> 00:08:33,755 I'm bigger than you! 145 00:08:33,788 --> 00:08:36,841 I will crush you! I will win! 146 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:38,051 Ugh. 147 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:41,012 Ow, ow, ow! 148 00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:43,348 [metal clanging] -[grunts] 149 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:45,850 Oh, come on. 150 00:08:45,884 --> 00:08:48,937 [objects clattering] 151 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:51,272 -[Lindy screams] 152 00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:53,116 Help, Les! 153 00:08:53,558 --> 00:08:54,659 -Lindy?! 154 00:08:56,811 --> 00:08:58,163 Lindy! 155 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:00,782 If you're hurt, answer me. 156 00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:03,084 We can call a timeout. 157 00:09:04,652 --> 00:09:05,912 I don't know what to do. 158 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,505 I don't know what to do. Fuck. 159 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,874 Lindy [on megaphone]: Help, Les! 160 00:09:09,908 --> 00:09:12,043 -I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming! 161 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:13,420 I'm coming! 162 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,921 And I'm trusting. 163 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,966 Oh. Whoa. This is a timeout, Lindy. 164 00:09:17,999 --> 00:09:19,551 We agreed, right? 165 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:21,094 [grunting] 166 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,096 I'm here now. 167 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,765 Ow. Ow. 168 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:29,477 [coughing] 169 00:09:29,511 --> 00:09:31,229 -My pathetic hero. 170 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:33,231 -I called a timeout. 171 00:09:33,264 --> 00:09:35,233 -I didn't agree. -Ugh. 172 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:37,277 You're a poor sport and a monster. 173 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,820 -You deserved it. 174 00:09:38,853 --> 00:09:40,405 You're a sore loser. 175 00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:43,491 -You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion. 176 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:46,411 -Good. Now we're even. Time in. 177 00:09:46,444 --> 00:09:48,455 -So there was a timeout. 178 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,622 -In your mind. 179 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,332 I'm dumbin' down to play along. 180 00:09:51,366 --> 00:09:52,917 -Oh, yeah. You don't need to dumb down. 181 00:09:52,951 --> 00:09:54,169 You've been dining out on dumb luck 182 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,920 for the last 20 fuckin' years. 183 00:09:55,954 --> 00:09:57,021 -Dumb luck? 184 00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:00,675 That's what jealous, resentful people call talent. 185 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,428 -Talent is the battle cry among housewives 186 00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:04,854 over midday Chardonnay. 187 00:10:05,964 --> 00:10:07,098 -I teach. 188 00:10:07,132 --> 00:10:09,150 -Yeah. Those who can, do. 189 00:10:10,135 --> 00:10:11,202 What's that saying, 190 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,437 "You wanna see a woman's future, look at her mother"? 191 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:14,189 Well, you are your mother. 192 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,941 -That's not even the saying, idiot. 193 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:19,110 -I'm no idiot. I'm a literal genius. 194 00:10:19,144 --> 00:10:20,653 -Who's out of ideas. 195 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,864 A science has-been 196 00:10:22,897 --> 00:10:26,117 who will be so close for the rest of his life. 197 00:10:26,151 --> 00:10:29,871 At least I started something and finished it, and won. 198 00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:32,540 That Nobel you wanna fuck so bad? 199 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:36,002 I will kill us both before letting you win it. 200 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:39,514 Start and finish, I win again. 201 00:10:39,914 --> 00:10:43,134 -Oh, you know, there's just one thing I'd love to finish? 202 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:46,137 You. Ow! 203 00:10:46,171 --> 00:10:47,355 You! 204 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:49,691 [groans] 205 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:53,645 [doorbell rings] 206 00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:55,613 Les: All right, already! 207 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:01,035 Ow, ow, ow! [yelping] 208 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:02,362 -[laughing] -[doorbell ringing] 209 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,404 Les: Fuck! 210 00:11:03,438 --> 00:11:04,822 What?! 211 00:11:04,856 --> 00:11:06,991 -What happened to you? 212 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:09,327 Your eye. Eww. 213 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,246 -Nothing. Why are you here? 214 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,206 Vivian: You're late. -Well, what time is it? 215 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,166 -Presentation time. You're not answering your phone. 216 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,376 Lindy: Hey! 217 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,336 Hey, down here! Hey! 218 00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:19,546 -One second. 219 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,672 -He made me tiny! 220 00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:21,839 Down here! Hey! 221 00:11:21,873 --> 00:11:24,050 -Just a minute. 222 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,510 -Fuck me. 223 00:11:25,543 --> 00:11:26,978 [screams] 224 00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,315 -Five minutes. I'll be right behind you. 225 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,530 -[sighs] 226 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,455 [phone ringing] 227 00:11:47,148 --> 00:11:48,625 [groans] 228 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,622 Lindy: Hi, Lulu. 229 00:11:54,656 --> 00:11:56,082 -Hi, Tiny Mom. 230 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,584 Lindy: Oh, funny. 231 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,344 Lulu: I'm back at school. 232 00:11:59,978 --> 00:12:02,589 -Uh, how did it go with the review board? 233 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,474 -It hasn't happened yet. Um... 234 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,428 I'm thinking about bailing. 235 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,980 Lindy: Oh, yeah. I get that instinct. 236 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,650 -What would you do? 237 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,477 -Uh, okay. 238 00:12:16,511 --> 00:12:20,106 Uh, let me think. Um, [clears throat] well... 239 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,774 Lulu: I know you're excited I called. 240 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:22,942 Don't make it a thing. 241 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,110 I will hang up. 242 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,203 -Got it. 243 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:28,998 I would wanna bail too, but... 244 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,418 older, tiny me 245 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,171 might come to regret that. 246 00:12:36,197 --> 00:12:37,707 -Like, regret what? 247 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,550 -It's self-destructive. 248 00:12:40,118 --> 00:12:42,045 And they control the narrative. 249 00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:44,681 [dramatic music playing] 250 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,226 Lulu? 251 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:49,894 -That's... 252 00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:52,939 pretty good parenting. 253 00:12:54,048 --> 00:12:55,233 What the fuck? 254 00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:58,978 -I might know a thing or two about a thing or two. 255 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,229 -There she is. 256 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,815 -I can only be me. 257 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,735 Lulu: Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking, 258 00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:07,153 you get to hold this 259 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,489 "my husband shrunk me" shit over Dad 260 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,791 for, like, forever. 261 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,828 Like, you could be tiny for...forever. 262 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,831 Which, that's kind of cool, but... 263 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,417 is it cool forever? 264 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:24,754 You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage. 265 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,382 -Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever. 266 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,385 Uh, but I currently don't have a choice, 267 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,262 so I am making peace with it. 268 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:35,556 -Are you stamping your tiny foot right now? 269 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,266 If a tiny person stamps their foot, 270 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,518 does it make a sound? 271 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,895 -Once again, funny. 272 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:43,239 -Just thoughts. Okay. 273 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,442 I think I know what I'm gonna do. 274 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,453 But I want it to be a cliffhanger. 275 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,738 Bye, Tiny Mom. 276 00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:52,415 -Uh-- [phone disconnects] 277 00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,917 [tense music playing] 278 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,930 -So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me. 279 00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,223 -I need a third option. 280 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,933 Oliver: Cyd called. -Oh. 281 00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:20,393 -Ultimatum. 282 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,271 Lindy's second book or your imprint is dead. 283 00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:24,772 Like her patience. 284 00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,232 -Lindy doesn't have a second book. 285 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,233 -Or does she? 286 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,776 -No, she does not. 287 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,070 -Hell yes, she does. 288 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,239 -Ultimatum. Jackie finished her novel, 289 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,907 Untitled on Purpose. 290 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,909 -That was quick. Hel: Well, she's prolific 291 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,911 and driven and willing. 292 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,413 But I have a strict moral code. 293 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,415 -Huh. -So let's wheel and deal. 294 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,625 You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, 295 00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:47,011 save your imprint, or... 296 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,555 my dad. 297 00:14:50,998 --> 00:14:52,892 He doesn't know anything about this...yet. 298 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,762 -Yeah, so I did a little research and it's true. 299 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,972 Jackie finished her novel and, um... 300 00:14:58,005 --> 00:15:00,516 your cowboy has a daughter, and it's Hel. 301 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,851 -Me. 302 00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:03,478 Oliver: This is the hate part, 303 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,863 but, like, let's just focus on the love part. 304 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,649 -Which is what, exactly? 305 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:11,778 -Whatever you choose. 306 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,987 Hel: It's an ethics test. 307 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:14,697 Your imprint or my dad. 308 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,582 Lies or love. 309 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,502 [quirky music playing] 310 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,840 Terry: Uh... 311 00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:29,554 me. 312 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,465 I choose me. 313 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,634 Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be. 314 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,186 -Love the me choice, hate the rhyme. 315 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,856 -Is this gonna be a problem? 316 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,234 -First thing you've said that I respected. 317 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:45,728 Philip. 318 00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:47,572 Dad's name is Philip. Goes by Flip. 319 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,365 -Oh, Flip? 320 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,069 I flipped for Flip. 321 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,120 -Oh, God. 322 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,822 -That's good there, right? 323 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,039 Oliver: Very. 324 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:02,870 -How does one solve the problem of feeding the world? 325 00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:05,756 Only Les Littlejohn knows. 326 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,758 Now, what if we could take, say, 327 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,379 an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction... 328 00:16:11,412 --> 00:16:13,472 -Where is this jackass? 329 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,176 -I can assure you, he will be here. 330 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,679 Les: ...a hundred, a thousand ears of corn. 331 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,732 [soft music playing] 332 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,357 -I know I'm late. I know. 333 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,159 I just--I just need a minute. 334 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,072 I fell down. Martin: Oh, really? 335 00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,282 -Yeah. -Mount Kilimanjaro? 336 00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:41,075 -Yes. Practically, yes. 337 00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:44,537 -Hilton is going to sell the tech 338 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,873 to the military. 339 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,374 "Bang to boom," he said. 340 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,710 -What, after we solve world hunger or what? 341 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,378 -No, instead of. 342 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,882 Tiny soldiers, tiny missiles. 343 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,050 Big surprise. -But I am so close... 344 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,427 -Close. I know. -...for real. For real. 345 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,888 -For real, I know. I believe you. 346 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,022 Now, Hilton owns the tech, 347 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,141 he--he's gonna do with it whatever he wants anyway, 348 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:08,611 but we can't be party to that. 349 00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:13,157 So walk--no, run. You run away. 350 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,952 -I... 351 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,821 I don't think I can. -Give them what they want. 352 00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:19,780 -Mm. -You out, 353 00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,407 the tech in government hands, 354 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,577 but not the restoration. Okay? 355 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,078 -What about my Nobel? What if I'm-- 356 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,788 what if I'm out of ideas? 357 00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:31,008 -Um, it's time! 358 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:37,515 -Les, you have the fate of the planet 359 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,592 in your hands. 360 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,801 -Me? 361 00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:42,687 -Don't fuck it up. 362 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,236 -I see you. 363 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,155 Looking at me, judging me, 364 00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:56,275 like smug dicks. 365 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,987 But you will never judge me 366 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:02,406 as harsh as I judge myself. 367 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,441 [uplifting music playing] 368 00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:06,285 I've realized that I've been trying to live up 369 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,337 to other's expectations of me. 370 00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:11,340 I don't know what I want for myself. 371 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,427 And I thought that was a problem... 372 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,179 but it's not. 373 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,349 It's just the process. 374 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,853 And I can figure that out here 375 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,939 or somewhere else. 376 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,110 Honestly, 377 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,863 I'm okay either way. 378 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,409 [music continues] [phone keyboard clicking] 379 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:52,331 Any chance you might be swingin' 380 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,426 by the airport tonight? 381 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:13,728 -He looks fuckin' nuts. 382 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,196 -Yes. Quite. 383 00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:18,491 -Science is not magic. 384 00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,326 No. 385 00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,070 There is no "ta-da!" 386 00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:24,288 There is not. 387 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:26,407 It is work. 388 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,075 Hard work. 389 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,668 Evidently. 390 00:19:30,945 --> 00:19:32,338 It's frustration. 391 00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:35,166 It's passion. 392 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:36,417 It's misery and joy. 393 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,052 And it's fear. 394 00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:42,256 You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees, 395 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:45,926 wishing, hoping, maybe even praying, which... 396 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,137 goes against all established scientific understanding 397 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,481 that maybe one day you will finally... 398 00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:52,349 see the forest. 399 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:53,526 Well... 400 00:19:55,386 --> 00:19:56,771 today is that day. 401 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,407 [suspenseful music playing] 402 00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:01,700 Let's finish what we started. 403 00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:09,208 [softly] Fuck. 404 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,753 Here are my final thoughts. 405 00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:19,376 H-hat equals H-bar omega times A-dagger A 406 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:23,380 plus one half plus... 407 00:20:23,414 --> 00:20:25,299 [clears throat] 408 00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:30,221 plus P-hat squared over two M plus two 409 00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:32,223 over M-omega squared-- 410 00:20:32,256 --> 00:20:34,733 uh, X squared, which... 411 00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:42,533 which... 412 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:49,206 [dramatic music playing] 413 00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:02,553 -It's upside down. 414 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,225 It's inverted. 415 00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:13,597 Janet, invert. 416 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:17,943 M-omega squared X squared over two. 417 00:21:18,969 --> 00:21:20,563 -Bobs, invert. 418 00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:21,572 -Invert! 419 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:31,749 Inverted M-omega squared X squared over two. 420 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,869 -Carl, implement. 421 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,630 [suspenseful music playing] 422 00:22:04,598 --> 00:22:06,116 -Let's make history. 423 00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:17,503 [sizzling] 424 00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,093 -Oh. 425 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:35,980 [beeping] 426 00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:43,020 -Gentlepeople, three minutes 427 00:22:43,053 --> 00:22:45,489 until the curve reaches limitless stabilization. 428 00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:47,491 -Translation? 429 00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:49,827 -Ta-da! 430 00:22:50,094 --> 00:22:51,996 [people chattering] 431 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,498 [beeps] 432 00:22:55,399 --> 00:22:59,870 -[sighs, laughs] Okay. 433 00:22:59,904 --> 00:23:02,006 Fuck. I fuckin' hate tape measures. 434 00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:05,376 [grunts] 435 00:23:05,409 --> 00:23:07,836 Okay. [exhales] 436 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:12,558 It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn. 437 00:23:17,171 --> 00:23:19,640 [beeping] 438 00:23:19,673 --> 00:23:22,693 [dramatic music playing] 439 00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:34,204 -I did it. 440 00:23:35,397 --> 00:23:36,540 I did it. 441 00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:39,410 I did it. 442 00:23:39,443 --> 00:23:41,328 I did it! 443 00:23:41,362 --> 00:23:43,831 Yes! We made history! 444 00:23:43,864 --> 00:23:47,209 Limitless stabilization. Yeah! 445 00:23:47,242 --> 00:23:49,211 -Translation? -Hilton... [clears throat] 446 00:23:49,244 --> 00:23:51,889 the corn, mathematically-- -Ah, let me. Let me. 447 00:24:02,549 --> 00:24:04,018 Delicious. 448 00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:07,730 Sweet and crisp. Mwah. 449 00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:10,407 [people cheering] -He did do it. Who knew? 450 00:24:11,475 --> 00:24:15,446 -Oh. Oh, dear. [groans] 451 00:24:15,479 --> 00:24:18,032 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 452 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,241 -Uh-oh. 453 00:24:19,274 --> 00:24:20,784 -[gagging] 454 00:24:20,818 --> 00:24:21,869 -Are you okay? Les: Ow, oh! 455 00:24:21,902 --> 00:24:24,621 Hilton: Les. -[groaning] 456 00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:26,540 Hilton: No, no, no. Give him some room. 457 00:24:26,573 --> 00:24:28,876 Les, Les, are you okay? 458 00:24:28,909 --> 00:24:30,252 Give him some space. Give him some space. 459 00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:31,712 -[high-pitched voice] Ta-da. 460 00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,881 [laughs] 461 00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:35,140 I got you! 462 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,469 Finally, I got you. 463 00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:40,888 -Fuck yeah, you did, Awesome Les. 464 00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:42,940 [indistinct chatter] 465 00:24:44,341 --> 00:24:46,527 -Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh? 466 00:24:48,512 --> 00:24:49,613 -Thank you. 467 00:24:53,934 --> 00:24:55,736 Hilton: Thank you. 468 00:24:55,769 --> 00:24:57,446 Let's talk numbers. -What the fuck? 469 00:24:57,479 --> 00:24:59,239 General Henderson: Let's talk numbers. 470 00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:00,374 Yeah. 471 00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:08,132 [quirky music playing] 472 00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:12,553 -Oh, no, you didn't. 473 00:25:14,455 --> 00:25:17,424 -[laughs] Okay. 474 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,852 Fuck. I fuckin' hate tape measures. 475 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,513 -[gasps] -It is time you knew the truth 476 00:25:22,546 --> 00:25:24,932 about Dr. Les Littlejohn. 477 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,975 All right, Nils. 478 00:25:27,009 --> 00:25:28,986 You wanted to know more about Les' secret project? 479 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,989 Here I am. Okay? 480 00:25:34,391 --> 00:25:36,443 -Les. [door closes] 481 00:25:36,477 --> 00:25:38,028 -Is it the corn? 482 00:25:38,062 --> 00:25:39,530 Are you sick? Les: No, it's not the corn. 483 00:25:39,563 --> 00:25:40,989 Uh, somebody emailed something. 484 00:25:41,023 --> 00:25:43,450 Something not good, uh, to a journalist, 485 00:25:43,484 --> 00:25:45,202 and that something is going to destroy me 486 00:25:45,235 --> 00:25:46,954 just when I'm-- -Nils. 487 00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:49,456 Is that the journalist? -Yes. How did you know? 488 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,833 -You mentioned him before. 489 00:25:50,866 --> 00:25:52,126 -Yes, well, imagine what he could do 490 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:53,502 if he had something on me. 491 00:25:53,535 --> 00:25:55,629 Something big-- uh, small, but very big. 492 00:25:55,662 --> 00:25:57,056 What do I do? 493 00:25:57,664 --> 00:25:59,016 -You sit... 494 00:26:00,709 --> 00:26:02,010 relax. 495 00:26:02,044 --> 00:26:03,470 [intriguing music playing] 496 00:26:03,504 --> 00:26:06,014 Today is your day. 497 00:26:06,048 --> 00:26:07,232 No... 498 00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:09,860 it's our day. 499 00:26:10,928 --> 00:26:14,364 We did it. Partners. 500 00:26:15,724 --> 00:26:17,317 Don't worry about Nils. 501 00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:19,570 Vivian's taken care of it. 502 00:26:19,603 --> 00:26:23,157 Nils has retired permanently. 503 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:27,077 Nils is not a problem. 504 00:26:27,111 --> 00:26:28,212 -He's not? 505 00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:30,088 -Who sent you the email? 506 00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:32,049 Tell Vivian. 507 00:26:32,349 --> 00:26:34,334 Who is your problem? 508 00:26:34,368 --> 00:26:36,086 -Are you going third-person? 509 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,088 -I find it effective in situations such as this. 510 00:26:38,122 --> 00:26:41,008 Now...tell Vivian. 511 00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:42,559 -Um... 512 00:26:44,419 --> 00:26:47,606 -Fine. Doesn't matter who. 513 00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:52,394 Sometimes, when someone threatens 514 00:26:52,427 --> 00:26:55,522 the most important thing in the world to you, 515 00:26:55,556 --> 00:27:00,110 you have no choice but to eliminate them. 516 00:27:00,144 --> 00:27:03,697 Because the someone who would do something like that 517 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:05,624 is never going to stop. 518 00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:10,629 You are going to have to stop them. 519 00:27:12,781 --> 00:27:14,374 Does that scare you? 520 00:27:14,408 --> 00:27:18,212 -No. Yes. No. Uh, a little. 521 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,881 -I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone. 522 00:27:20,914 --> 00:27:22,466 Did you think that? -No. 523 00:27:22,499 --> 00:27:25,052 Yes. No. A little. 524 00:27:25,085 --> 00:27:26,386 -No, I'm-I'm only suggesting... 525 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:28,639 -Get creative. 526 00:27:28,672 --> 00:27:30,190 -Why, yes. 527 00:27:31,091 --> 00:27:33,101 Get creative. 528 00:27:33,135 --> 00:27:37,105 And then, leave the rest to fate. 529 00:27:37,139 --> 00:27:41,326 Fate makes its own choices. 530 00:27:43,145 --> 00:27:44,204 -Fate. 531 00:27:45,981 --> 00:27:47,624 Yes, that is creative. 532 00:27:49,943 --> 00:27:51,787 -Come on, Nils. [cork pops] 533 00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:53,005 -Whoo! 534 00:27:58,994 --> 00:28:02,973 Okay, write me back. Write me back, Nils. Jesus. 535 00:28:05,459 --> 00:28:07,019 Come on, Nils. 536 00:28:08,545 --> 00:28:10,564 [cat meows] -Lindy. 537 00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:15,152 Lindy, I have a surprise for you. 538 00:28:17,346 --> 00:28:18,647 I'm unarmed. 539 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,816 There's no tricks up these sleeves. 540 00:28:20,849 --> 00:28:24,444 I come bringing tidings of great joy. 541 00:28:24,478 --> 00:28:26,947 I solved the restoration formula. 542 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:29,324 I can make you big again, 543 00:28:29,358 --> 00:28:31,535 if that's something you're interested in. 544 00:28:31,568 --> 00:28:33,670 [suspenseful music playing] 545 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,554 Hilton: Going to celebrate? [door closes] 546 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,800 -I've decided. We're keeping him. 547 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:49,720 -Yeah. He won't play ball. 548 00:28:49,753 --> 00:28:50,971 -You don't know that. 549 00:28:51,004 --> 00:28:52,514 -I do, actually. 550 00:28:52,547 --> 00:28:54,057 That's kinda my thing. 551 00:28:54,091 --> 00:28:55,475 Just fire him. 552 00:28:55,509 --> 00:28:56,735 -I can get him to play. 553 00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,355 Les' brain is a valuable asset to us. 554 00:29:00,389 --> 00:29:03,650 -More valuable than mine or yours? 555 00:29:03,684 --> 00:29:06,486 -You're making me choose. -You're making me choose. 556 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,581 -Well, then we should both choose wisely. 557 00:29:17,072 --> 00:29:20,258 -What? I'm not even blocking, just go around. 558 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:30,552 -You better not be fucking with me. 559 00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:32,763 [cat meows] -Oh, no. It's true. I did it. 560 00:29:32,796 --> 00:29:34,765 I remain a literal genius. 561 00:29:34,798 --> 00:29:39,653 Look, I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo. 562 00:29:40,187 --> 00:29:42,564 -How's that proof? I never saw him tiny. 563 00:29:42,597 --> 00:29:45,317 I hate that cat. Les: Well, that's funny. 564 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,402 He told me he hates you too. 565 00:29:47,436 --> 00:29:50,288 [cat meows] Les: What's that, Magoo? Huh? 566 00:29:52,149 --> 00:29:55,744 You're hungry? Oh, poor thing. 567 00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:57,579 He's been through a lot. 568 00:29:57,612 --> 00:30:00,749 Oh, what am I saying? You know, sorta. 569 00:30:00,782 --> 00:30:03,126 Well, gotta feed him. 570 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,845 It'd be inhumane not to, right? 571 00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:08,256 You know, Dr. Carmichael said 572 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:11,259 that I can't force change on you, 573 00:30:11,293 --> 00:30:15,597 so I'm having second thoughts about making you big. 574 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:17,933 I think I've learned that I have to accept you 575 00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:21,153 for who you are, the way you are. 576 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,772 And that you're never gonna stop. 577 00:30:23,805 --> 00:30:24,873 [watch beeps] 578 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:28,360 I gotta eat myself, worked up quite the appetite. 579 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:29,995 I think I deserve a good meal. 580 00:30:31,313 --> 00:30:33,615 And so, I bid you farewell 581 00:30:33,648 --> 00:30:35,834 and I wish you the best of luck. 582 00:30:37,152 --> 00:30:39,171 [dramatic music playing] 583 00:30:39,988 --> 00:30:41,590 I'll leave it up to fate. 584 00:30:45,994 --> 00:30:47,963 [door opens and closes] 585 00:30:47,996 --> 00:30:49,848 [growling] 586 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,185 [growling] 587 00:30:56,004 --> 00:30:57,889 -Good kitty. 588 00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:59,808 Easy, Magoo. 589 00:30:59,841 --> 00:31:01,518 Easy. 590 00:31:01,551 --> 00:31:02,944 Easy. 591 00:31:04,346 --> 00:31:05,530 Fuck. 592 00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:07,733 [growling] 593 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,451 [panting] 594 00:31:11,186 --> 00:31:12,988 [panting] 595 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:15,532 Magoo, stop! Bad cat. 596 00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:18,660 Stop! Oh, shit. -[meows] 597 00:31:18,693 --> 00:31:20,712 [growling] 598 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,540 -So be honest, when I took a bite of the sweet corn, 599 00:31:23,573 --> 00:31:25,333 did you think I was going to explode? 600 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:27,502 Did you? You didn't? Did I? I don't know. 601 00:31:27,536 --> 00:31:29,171 I mean--I mean, not really. 602 00:31:29,204 --> 00:31:31,590 But--but, you know, I was thinking, um, trust the math. 603 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,175 -Uh-hmm. -Trust the math. That's what-- 604 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:35,051 Oh! Did you see Hilton? Did you see his face? 605 00:31:35,085 --> 00:31:37,095 Was he scared? I didn't see-- -Let's not focus on Hilton. 606 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:39,431 -Yeah, fuck that guy. Let's focus on me instead. 607 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,224 [laughs] -Let--let's focus on us. 608 00:31:41,258 --> 00:31:43,435 -[laughs] Yeah. I'm the fuckin' golden boy. 609 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:44,686 Cheers to me. 610 00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:46,354 -Cheers to us 611 00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:48,940 and everything we want to accomplish... 612 00:31:48,974 --> 00:31:50,283 together. 613 00:31:50,817 --> 00:31:52,402 -You know, I can't believe it. 614 00:31:52,436 --> 00:31:53,945 I mean, I can believe it, but I can't believe it 615 00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,363 because, you know, I did make fuckin' history. 616 00:31:55,397 --> 00:31:58,416 If only Lindy could see me now, right? 617 00:31:58,817 --> 00:31:59,751 -Lindy? Les: Yeah. 618 00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:02,037 You know, I saw her in my science thoughts 619 00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:03,455 at the podium. 620 00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:04,915 Um, that cocktail napkin 621 00:32:04,948 --> 00:32:06,374 when she turned it right side up? 622 00:32:06,408 --> 00:32:07,751 [snaps] Bang. That was it. 623 00:32:07,784 --> 00:32:09,461 I got it. Invert. 624 00:32:09,494 --> 00:32:11,296 -Lindy... Les: Uh-hmm. 625 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:12,472 -...helped you... 626 00:32:13,106 --> 00:32:15,217 with science. Les: Yeah. 627 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:16,551 I guess. 628 00:32:16,585 --> 00:32:18,812 You know, cheers to me again. 629 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,556 Hmm. You're not really eating. 630 00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:23,600 -I feel ill. Les: Yeah, so do I a little bit, 631 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:24,810 in my stomach. 632 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,061 I think it's excitement. 633 00:32:26,094 --> 00:32:28,947 -Les...we shared, 634 00:32:30,098 --> 00:32:31,608 we got personal. 635 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:35,954 -Uh-hmm. -We have secrets. 636 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,323 I thought we were partners, 637 00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:41,576 a scientist standing in front of another scientist. 638 00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:44,120 -Yeah, of course, you helped. 639 00:32:44,154 --> 00:32:45,956 [chuckles] -Helped? 640 00:32:45,989 --> 00:32:49,000 -Yeah. -Like Lindy helped. 641 00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:50,252 Les: You both helped. 642 00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:53,421 But I plan on thanking you 643 00:32:53,455 --> 00:32:54,965 in my acceptance speech, 644 00:32:54,998 --> 00:32:58,093 um, when I win the Nobel, and not Lindy. 645 00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,345 And then everyone will know that you contributed 646 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,429 and not Lindy. 647 00:33:01,463 --> 00:33:03,481 And that's very important to me. 648 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:06,985 -Not-Lindy is more important to you... 649 00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:09,029 than us. 650 00:33:10,347 --> 00:33:11,940 -Not really following. 651 00:33:11,973 --> 00:33:13,033 -Exactly. 652 00:33:14,142 --> 00:33:17,204 [playful music playing] 653 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:21,950 -I think you should collect your things. 654 00:33:21,983 --> 00:33:24,119 -Uh, from what? From here? 655 00:33:24,152 --> 00:33:26,454 -From the office. -Oh, yes, good idea. 656 00:33:26,488 --> 00:33:28,498 We need more space. We do. 657 00:33:28,532 --> 00:33:29,758 -In a way. 658 00:33:30,492 --> 00:33:31,718 Excuse me a moment. 659 00:33:33,662 --> 00:33:35,597 -Can I, uh, order you anything else? 660 00:33:37,207 --> 00:33:38,266 -I'm done. 661 00:33:51,555 --> 00:33:53,865 -Is that--is she leaving? 662 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,288 [beeps] 663 00:34:08,321 --> 00:34:10,257 Les: Fuck. [continues beeping] 664 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:13,468 -That's my stuff! 665 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:15,879 Hey! [pounding] 666 00:34:15,912 --> 00:34:18,715 I know you can see me. Open the fucking door! 667 00:34:18,748 --> 00:34:20,926 [door beeps] 668 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,978 -My ID's not working. 669 00:34:26,756 --> 00:34:28,191 -Where is Mr. Magoo? 670 00:34:28,658 --> 00:34:30,652 -You gonna let me in? 671 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:34,364 -Where is Mr. Magoo? 672 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:37,400 -Is this about a cat? 673 00:34:37,434 --> 00:34:41,446 -I want my tiny cat back. 674 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:43,323 -I restored him! I took him home. 675 00:34:43,356 --> 00:34:44,991 It's fucking Lindy's cat. 676 00:34:45,025 --> 00:34:46,293 I hate that cat. 677 00:34:47,277 --> 00:34:48,837 -I don't know who you are. 678 00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:50,797 [quirky music playing] 679 00:34:52,282 --> 00:34:54,301 Les: Aren't you gonna let me in?! 680 00:34:55,952 --> 00:34:57,804 Oh, fuck this! 681 00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:05,261 [car door closes] [engine starts] 682 00:35:05,295 --> 00:35:07,263 Les: You think you can lock me out, motherfuckers? 683 00:35:07,297 --> 00:35:09,516 [tires screeching] -[laughs] 684 00:35:09,549 --> 00:35:12,018 It's my fucking lab! Mine! 685 00:35:12,052 --> 00:35:13,320 [laughing] 686 00:35:17,474 --> 00:35:19,826 Oh, goddammit. 687 00:35:20,093 --> 00:35:22,829 [sighs] Goddammit. 688 00:35:27,817 --> 00:35:29,669 -What was the plan here? 689 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,339 -My ID didn't work. 690 00:35:34,491 --> 00:35:37,010 -And you were gonna drive through the lobby? 691 00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:39,846 -Yeah. 692 00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:44,267 Martin: You didn't listen. 693 00:35:45,001 --> 00:35:46,227 I tried. 694 00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:48,513 I was passionate about it. 695 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:49,856 I cursed. 696 00:35:51,049 --> 00:35:53,309 I warned you about these people. 697 00:35:53,343 --> 00:35:54,686 -You did. 698 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,112 Martin: You dummy. 699 00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,898 Now it's over. 700 00:35:58,932 --> 00:36:02,869 Hilton has everything. 701 00:36:04,354 --> 00:36:07,824 We have...nothing. 702 00:36:07,857 --> 00:36:10,910 -Well, I... I couldn't help it. 703 00:36:10,944 --> 00:36:12,829 It's my life's work. 704 00:36:12,862 --> 00:36:14,047 I had to do it. 705 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:15,799 -Les... 706 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,836 the Nobel was never on the table. 707 00:36:19,869 --> 00:36:22,505 They were always going to steal your tech. 708 00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:26,810 -[sniffles] Martin, without the Nobel... 709 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,397 I'm not worthy. 710 00:36:32,215 --> 00:36:33,441 -Worthy of what? 711 00:36:39,973 --> 00:36:41,116 -Her. 712 00:36:42,142 --> 00:36:43,193 Lindy. 713 00:36:43,226 --> 00:36:45,245 [dramatic music playing] 714 00:36:46,896 --> 00:36:49,082 I needed Lindy to be proud of me. 715 00:36:52,902 --> 00:36:55,505 Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me, 716 00:36:56,406 --> 00:36:57,465 seen me. 717 00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,636 Lindy. [sniffs] 718 00:37:03,663 --> 00:37:05,432 I can't get her out of my head. 719 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,267 She's everywhere. 720 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:11,604 [ominous music playing] 721 00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:13,440 Oh, God. 722 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,644 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh. 723 00:37:17,677 --> 00:37:19,813 Martin: What? I can't keep up. -Uh, Martin... 724 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:21,606 can you get back in there? 725 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,233 -What did I just say? 726 00:37:23,266 --> 00:37:25,068 -I have to get the formula. Oh, fuck, fuck. 727 00:37:25,101 --> 00:37:26,903 I can't go home without it. I need a ride. 728 00:37:26,936 --> 00:37:29,405 -No, you're gonna have to take an Uber because I got Dana. 729 00:37:29,439 --> 00:37:31,241 -No, you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now. 730 00:37:31,274 --> 00:37:33,284 -What? No. That--what? -This is life or death, Martin, 731 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,495 for real this time, for really, really, real. 732 00:37:35,528 --> 00:37:37,747 Magoo could eat her. -The cat? 733 00:37:37,781 --> 00:37:39,124 -Yeah. I'll explain-- -What do you mean? 734 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:40,959 -I'll explain to you and Dana later. 735 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,127 You gotta drive me. Come on. -What do you mean, eat her? 736 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,169 Why? What are you-- 737 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:46,222 [tense music playing] 738 00:37:55,465 --> 00:37:56,524 [cat meows] 739 00:37:57,509 --> 00:38:00,353 -Fuck. [panting] 740 00:38:00,386 --> 00:38:01,771 [grunts] 741 00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:03,690 [Richard grunting] 742 00:38:03,723 --> 00:38:06,109 Richie! -Huh? Ah! No, no, no! 743 00:38:06,142 --> 00:38:08,161 -What? Whoa! -Go, go! 744 00:38:09,979 --> 00:38:11,531 -Come on. [gasping] 745 00:38:11,564 --> 00:38:13,616 Oh, good. Good, good. We're safe. We're safe. 746 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:15,285 The fat lady hasn't sung, man, okay? 747 00:38:15,318 --> 00:38:16,870 Richard: Well, I appreciate your... 748 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,454 -You're alive. You're alive! -You're a strong one. 749 00:38:18,488 --> 00:38:20,123 But I just-- I'm trying to reconcile 750 00:38:20,156 --> 00:38:21,666 Les the husband and Les the scientist. 751 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:24,294 What drives a man to-to such generosity 752 00:38:24,327 --> 00:38:26,045 and compassion towards science, 753 00:38:26,079 --> 00:38:28,464 and yet such selfish heartlessness towards his wife? 754 00:38:28,498 --> 00:38:31,676 -Oh, God. -I just--tell me, why? 755 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:34,345 I'm asking you again. Why Les? 756 00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:35,847 -Richie... -What? No, no, no. 757 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,557 -...this is not the time for this. 758 00:38:37,590 --> 00:38:39,475 -No, listen. Why marry a man who has no-- 759 00:38:39,509 --> 00:38:41,477 -[cat growls] -[screaming] No, no! 760 00:38:41,511 --> 00:38:42,812 -Richie! 761 00:38:42,846 --> 00:38:45,565 Richard: Lindy, help me! Please! Mommy! 762 00:38:45,598 --> 00:38:47,734 ? Yes, 'cause it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 763 00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:49,569 ? The love is gone ? 764 00:38:49,602 --> 00:38:50,737 ? Yeah, it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 765 00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:52,572 ? The love is gone ? 766 00:38:52,605 --> 00:38:53,656 ? Yeah, it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 767 00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:55,491 ? The love is gone ? 768 00:38:55,525 --> 00:38:56,743 ? Yeah, it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 769 00:38:56,776 --> 00:38:59,045 ? The love is gone away ? 770 00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:07,503 ? When I see you ? 771 00:39:07,537 --> 00:39:10,548 ? Eyes will turn blue ? 772 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:13,593 ? When I see you ? 773 00:39:13,626 --> 00:39:16,054 ? A thousand eyes ? ? Turning blue ? 774 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,931 ? 'Cause it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 775 00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,224 ? The love is gone ? 776 00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,934 ? Gone, daddy, gone ? 777 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:22,769 ? The love is gone ? 778 00:39:22,802 --> 00:39:24,187 ? Yeah, it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 779 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:25,939 ? The love is gone ? 780 00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:28,858 ? Beautiful girl, ? ? Lovely dress ? 781 00:39:28,892 --> 00:39:32,028 ? Fifteen smiles, oh yes ? 782 00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:34,906 ? Beautiful girl, ? ? Lovely dress ? 783 00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:37,700 ? Where she is now, ? ? I can only guess ? 784 00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:39,619 ? 'Cause it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 785 00:39:39,652 --> 00:39:41,454 ? The love is gone ? 786 00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:42,705 ? Yeah, it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 787 00:39:42,739 --> 00:39:44,540 ? The love is gone ? 788 00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:45,708 ? Said it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 789 00:39:45,742 --> 00:39:47,543 ? The love is gone ? 790 00:39:47,577 --> 00:39:48,920 ? Yeah, it's gone, ? ? Daddy, gone ? 791 00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:52,632 ? The love is gone away ? 792 00:39:52,665 --> 00:39:55,760 ? Gone away ? 793 00:39:55,793 --> 00:39:58,888 ? Gone away ? 794 00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:01,524 ? Gone away ? 795 00:40:01,574 --> 00:40:06,124 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52446

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