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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,042 -Freedom! Les: Where's Richard? 2 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,711 Janet: He's taking a mini signed sabbatical 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:11,962 to care for a loved one. 4 00:00:11,995 --> 00:00:13,130 -What's up? Steffy: Mike, 5 00:00:13,163 --> 00:00:14,631 this is my old friend, Lulu. 6 00:00:14,665 --> 00:00:15,799 -Mic Drop. 7 00:00:15,832 --> 00:00:17,801 -You are just one signature away. 8 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:20,679 -I should probably have my lawyer look at this first. 9 00:00:20,712 --> 00:00:22,055 -An NDA. 10 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,348 -[screams] 11 00:00:23,382 --> 00:00:24,524 -You are good people. 12 00:00:25,884 --> 00:00:26,894 Les: Not now, Nils. 13 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,061 I'm onto something bigger. 14 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:29,313 -What's the fuckin' plan? 15 00:00:29,346 --> 00:00:30,564 -Ah... 16 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,316 -I thought you were gonna save me. 17 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:34,318 -No, Les and the team are gonna solve 18 00:00:34,351 --> 00:00:36,320 the formula eventually. Like, they're so close. 19 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:37,529 They're-- -[screams] 20 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:38,989 -He looks happy. 21 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:40,490 Vivienne: I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure. 22 00:00:40,524 --> 00:00:41,658 Les: I have to go home. 23 00:00:41,692 --> 00:00:43,160 It's a family emergency. 24 00:00:43,193 --> 00:00:44,036 People could be dead. 25 00:00:44,069 --> 00:00:46,797 -I will save myself. 26 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,591 Come on, fucker. 27 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:53,837 So that's my phone. 28 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:55,380 I'm impressed. 29 00:00:55,414 --> 00:00:57,641 -No, Mom, stop. Do not move. 30 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:00,727 Oh, fuck. 31 00:01:10,095 --> 00:01:12,356 [clock ticking] 32 00:01:12,389 --> 00:01:13,857 Dr. Carmichael: This session. 33 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:16,743 Beginning at the beginning. 34 00:01:18,895 --> 00:01:21,073 Childhood. 35 00:01:21,106 --> 00:01:23,200 This is when family dysfunction 36 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:28,255 often makes its way known into our adult relationships. 37 00:01:29,239 --> 00:01:30,540 Lindy. 38 00:01:30,574 --> 00:01:32,376 -Hmm. 39 00:01:32,409 --> 00:01:34,761 -Describe your childhood in one word. 40 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,965 -Cold. -Uh-hmm. 41 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,300 Uh-hmm. 42 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,768 Les. 43 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,887 -Yeah. 44 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,390 -Describe your childhood in one word. 45 00:01:46,423 --> 00:01:47,808 -Happy. 46 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,893 -Uh-huh. 47 00:01:49,926 --> 00:01:51,228 Happy. 48 00:01:51,261 --> 00:01:53,397 Okay. Now, Les, 49 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,649 this session is what I like to call 50 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,152 the Check Engine Light Is On. 51 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:02,990 And we need to locate what needs service. 52 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,117 But in order to start that repair, Les, 53 00:02:05,150 --> 00:02:08,328 we need to dig deep to diagnose it. 54 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,913 Does that make sense? -Sure. 55 00:02:09,946 --> 00:02:11,915 Dig. Dig deep. 56 00:02:11,948 --> 00:02:13,083 -That's right. Les: Yeah. 57 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:14,251 -Very good. 58 00:02:14,284 --> 00:02:15,469 So digging deeper, 59 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,589 describe your childhood in one word. 60 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:21,591 -Joyful. -Deeper. 61 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,969 -Idyllic. -Deeper still, Les. 62 00:02:24,002 --> 00:02:26,096 -Loving? -Okay. 63 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:29,149 [dramatic music playing] 64 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,148 -I'm gonna change tack. 65 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:37,315 Lindy... -Uh-hmm. 66 00:02:37,349 --> 00:02:38,350 -...from your perspective, 67 00:02:38,383 --> 00:02:40,777 how would you describe Les' childhood, one word? 68 00:02:40,811 --> 00:02:42,946 -Delusional. -What's that supposed to mean? 69 00:02:42,979 --> 00:02:45,991 -It means your mother created a fantasy childhood for you. 70 00:02:46,024 --> 00:02:47,784 -Is she qualified to make these 71 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:49,661 psychological hypotheses? 72 00:02:49,695 --> 00:02:51,204 -Hypotheses? 73 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,714 It's not hypothesis. 74 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:55,459 Your mother told me. 75 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:57,127 -Hmm. -What? 76 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,295 Lindy: Nancy told me. 77 00:02:58,328 --> 00:02:59,880 She was protecting you 78 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,133 from your hypercritical controlling father. 79 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:06,845 -She is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as critical. 80 00:03:06,878 --> 00:03:08,972 -Was it Nancy who called it tough love? 81 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:11,858 -Yeah. Was. And I believe her. 82 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,362 -Delusional. 83 00:03:21,351 --> 00:03:24,371 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing] 84 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,330 -I mean, 85 00:03:33,363 --> 00:03:37,209 he has gone fucking mad. 86 00:03:37,242 --> 00:03:40,837 -Yeah. He's just-- he's been at it all night. 87 00:03:40,871 --> 00:03:44,091 Just moving, searching, taping it. 88 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,843 Ugh. -Look at that trap. 89 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:48,762 It's ridiculous. 90 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:51,181 Shrinks my laptop as bait? 91 00:03:51,214 --> 00:03:52,315 Ugh. Get outta here. 92 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,901 [scoffs] 93 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,938 -Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, sure. 94 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,023 Maybe it's not his best work, 95 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:02,526 but he's obviously worried about you. 96 00:04:02,559 --> 00:04:04,027 -Uh, no. 97 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:07,405 He is worried because he can't control me. 98 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:09,533 -Maybe control is his love language. 99 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,201 -Well, maybe that sucks, Richard. 100 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:12,702 I mean, if he catches me, 101 00:04:12,736 --> 00:04:15,413 who knows what he'll lock me up in next? 102 00:04:15,447 --> 00:04:16,581 -I can see from your point of view 103 00:04:16,615 --> 00:04:18,041 how that could suck. -Yeah. 104 00:04:18,074 --> 00:04:20,210 -But look, we could easily outsmart 105 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:22,379 that rudimentary trap 106 00:04:22,412 --> 00:04:24,756 and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email. 107 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:27,467 Put his mind at ease. -We're not obtaining anything, 108 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,261 that defeats the purpose. 109 00:04:29,294 --> 00:04:31,388 -No. Yeah, I know that-- Wait, remind me? 110 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:33,265 -We are proving my independence. 111 00:04:33,298 --> 00:04:34,975 -We... -Me, I-- 112 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,394 Okay. I don't need a laptop. 113 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:38,562 I have my phone. 114 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:39,563 -Got it. 115 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:41,231 -So, let's just... 116 00:04:41,264 --> 00:04:42,732 -Do you want a little help with that? 117 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:44,734 -I got it. 118 00:04:44,768 --> 00:04:45,944 [grunts] 119 00:04:45,977 --> 00:04:47,779 [phone chiming] 120 00:04:47,813 --> 00:04:49,739 -Oh. Whoever Terry is, 121 00:04:49,773 --> 00:04:51,283 he or she really wants to get ahold of you. 122 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:53,910 -Ah, yeah. She's my first call. 123 00:04:53,944 --> 00:04:56,913 Richard: Your story, they published it. 124 00:04:56,947 --> 00:04:58,331 -No! -Yeah! 125 00:04:58,365 --> 00:04:59,958 -No. -Yeah! 126 00:04:59,991 --> 00:05:03,420 -Ohh. Oh, God. Oh. -[laughs] 127 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:04,421 -They love you. 128 00:05:04,454 --> 00:05:06,089 [phone chiming] 129 00:05:06,122 --> 00:05:07,132 -Who's they? 130 00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:09,259 -Uh, everyone. 131 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,677 -Wait, everyone? 132 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,095 -Like, every--everyone. 133 00:05:12,128 --> 00:05:16,433 Everyone. Look, look, it's-- [laughs] everyone. 134 00:05:16,466 --> 00:05:18,018 I mean, you know, my mom says saying 135 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,855 "I told you so" is tacky, but I told you so. 136 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,274 Lindy: Breathtaking? 137 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:26,243 Worth waiting for? 138 00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:31,698 Everyone loves me. 139 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:32,782 [laughs] 140 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:34,584 [phone ringing] 141 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,163 -You better be sitting in a dark room 142 00:05:38,196 --> 00:05:39,372 with the curtains drawn. 143 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,624 -I'm viral. 144 00:05:40,657 --> 00:05:43,835 I'm "Cat Person" viral. Me. 145 00:05:43,869 --> 00:05:46,171 I'm viral. -Like a bad flu. Look, Lindy. 146 00:05:46,204 --> 00:05:48,506 Lindy: I thought I'd been forgotten, 147 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,383 discarded, a has-been, 148 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,887 but it turns out they were waiting for me patiently 149 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,723 and they still love me. 150 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,975 -Reality check, you didn't fucking write it. 151 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:00,810 -It's not about the story. 152 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:03,313 It's about my fans and that they love me. 153 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:05,065 That they still love me. 154 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,483 -You're basking in make-believe glory. 155 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:07,901 This is a ticking time bomb 156 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,236 that is going to blow. 157 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,196 -Wait a minute. You-- 158 00:06:11,229 --> 00:06:14,658 You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb. 159 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,660 -I tried. Okay? 160 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:18,245 I--I flew Jackie out to New York, 161 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,747 was out-negotiated by hayseeds. 162 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,041 Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator, 163 00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:24,167 never got his name. 164 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,753 -Oh, my God. And? 165 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:27,921 -It was wonderful. 166 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:28,922 He was wonderful. 167 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,006 -You need to find him. 168 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,591 -Oh, I have to find him. 169 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,718 -Hey. Uh, 50 Shades of Pay on the line. 170 00:06:33,752 --> 00:06:34,844 -E.L. or the assistant? 171 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:36,554 -E.L. Lindy's nuts. 172 00:06:36,588 --> 00:06:37,772 It's chef's kiss. 173 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:40,058 -I can hear him. 174 00:06:40,091 --> 00:06:42,352 Terry: Lindy, listen to me. 175 00:06:42,385 --> 00:06:44,062 We have a chance to fix this. 176 00:06:44,095 --> 00:06:46,356 We still have plausible deniability. 177 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:47,857 So just do nothing. 178 00:06:47,891 --> 00:06:50,277 I mean, fucking nothing. Say nothing. 179 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,569 Do you hear me? Lindy: Yes. 180 00:06:51,603 --> 00:06:54,414 Do and say nothing. 181 00:06:58,109 --> 00:07:01,371 -The, um, "Today" show wants an interview. 182 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:02,706 -The "Today" show? 183 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:04,541 -The "Today" show. 184 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:05,709 -Wants me? 185 00:07:05,742 --> 00:07:08,511 The "Today" show wants me? 186 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,140 Wait. 187 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,218 -Wait. No, no. Look. 188 00:07:15,251 --> 00:07:17,854 On Zoom, you'll be regular size. 189 00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:23,435 -No, I... 190 00:07:23,468 --> 00:07:24,978 I can't. Oh, my God. 191 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,896 I--okay. 192 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:29,399 I--this is not-- I can't, really. 193 00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,401 I mean, I absolutely cannot. 194 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:33,069 I--no. I mean, there's no way. 195 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:35,572 I'm absolutely not doing the "Today" show. Oh, my-- 196 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:36,740 I can't do the "Today" show. -Okay. Listen to me. 197 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:37,657 Listen, listen. I know-- I know-- 198 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,616 I know you're scared. 199 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:39,743 I know it's been a minute 200 00:07:39,776 --> 00:07:40,994 since you've been the toast 201 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,162 of the literary town. -Yes. But... 202 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,247 -But this is Jenna. 203 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,248 -Jenna? 204 00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:47,125 -Pulitzer Prize winner 205 00:07:47,158 --> 00:07:49,919 Lindy Littlejohn, okay? 206 00:07:49,953 --> 00:07:51,963 The world, we've waited long enough. 207 00:07:51,997 --> 00:07:53,306 This is your time. 208 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,427 -It's my time. -Are you kidding? 209 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,095 This is your time. 210 00:07:59,129 --> 00:08:02,140 -It's my time. I... 211 00:08:02,173 --> 00:08:03,733 -Just say it. 212 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:07,937 -Here's the thing though. Oh. 213 00:08:07,971 --> 00:08:09,105 -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 214 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:10,699 Too much talking in the head. 215 00:08:12,809 --> 00:08:14,444 -Book it. -We're gonna book it. 216 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:15,362 -Book it! 217 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,364 [both screams] 218 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,324 -I'm gonna be on the "Today" show. 219 00:08:19,357 --> 00:08:22,160 "Today" show! -[phone beeping] 220 00:08:22,193 --> 00:08:24,037 -Okay. Okay. Okay. 221 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,705 Excited, excited. -Wait. 222 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,457 -Bad news. The, um, the phone is out of battery. 223 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,542 It's dead. Um... 224 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,795 -Why didn't you get the charger? 225 00:08:31,828 --> 00:08:35,265 -[grunting] 226 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,638 -[phone clatters] -Oh! Ah! 227 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:43,681 Uh, just a thought, don't kill the messenger. 228 00:08:43,715 --> 00:08:46,059 How about we just get the... -If you say laptop, 229 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,894 we're not getting the laptop. -La, la, la, la, la. 230 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:49,229 -No, no, no, no. 231 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,147 We are gonna go get the charger 232 00:08:51,181 --> 00:08:53,858 because the charger equals independence. 233 00:08:53,892 --> 00:08:58,121 [Les snoring] 234 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:02,325 Richard: He should have used a more sensitive trigger. 235 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:03,410 I just think the... -Okay. You need to let it go, 236 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,577 Richie. -Okay. 237 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:05,537 -We're not going for the laptop. 238 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:07,046 -Sure. Nancy: Les? 239 00:09:07,906 --> 00:09:08,840 -We gotta hide. -Huh? 240 00:09:08,873 --> 00:09:10,417 -The couch. -[heavy footsteps approaching] 241 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,876 Get on. -Oh, wait for me. 242 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,052 Wait for me. -Get on. 243 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:15,638 -Les. 244 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:19,559 -[Les snoring] 245 00:09:21,211 --> 00:09:23,263 -Les? 246 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,764 Les. -[Les gasps, snorts] 247 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,683 -It's okay. It's okay, dear. 248 00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:28,059 It's me. It's Mom. 249 00:09:28,093 --> 00:09:31,354 -Oh. Oh. -Are you-- 250 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:33,565 are you having a nervous breakdown? 251 00:09:33,598 --> 00:09:36,943 It--it's okay if you are. 252 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:40,330 I could call Lindy. Which... 253 00:09:41,731 --> 00:09:43,283 -You're in the wrong zone. 254 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,951 You gotta be in the Les zone. 255 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,036 This--do not walk outside the Les zone. 256 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,371 -Les. -Yes. Keep your-- 257 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:49,372 keep your voice down. 258 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:50,373 Let me check your shoes. 259 00:09:50,406 --> 00:09:51,416 Oh, God. 260 00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:52,417 Oh, good. Oh, good. 261 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:53,543 She's not there. 262 00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:54,586 She's not there. -Les, Les, 263 00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:56,045 Les, Les, Les. -Yeah. 264 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:58,089 -I am very worried about you. 265 00:09:58,123 --> 00:09:59,257 -No, Mom. I'm fine. I'm fine. 266 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:00,592 I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good. 267 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,218 We--uh, I'm just-- uh, I've been, 268 00:10:02,252 --> 00:10:05,638 um, remodeling the house for Lindy as a surprise. 269 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,307 -Oh. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 270 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,392 Uh, and I'm worried about you being up here. 271 00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:10,977 It's dangerous. So we should go-- 272 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,270 we should go downstairs. Come on. Come on. 273 00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:14,939 Yeah. -I think you are unwell. 274 00:10:14,973 --> 00:10:16,566 -No, it's fine. It's the fumes. 275 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:17,901 It's the fumes from the floor. 276 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,068 That's the whole thing. -What? 277 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:21,237 -So, all right. Okay. 278 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:22,739 So, we're on the move. 279 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,991 And, um, we're gonna go... -Uh-hmm. 280 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,576 -...downstairs in the Les zone. 281 00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:27,744 No, you got to stay! -Oh, oh. 282 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,162 -You must, Mom. You gotta stay 283 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,413 in the Les zone. -Oh, in the Les zone. 284 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:32,081 -Yeah. Okay. See? 285 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:34,292 We're good. See? Les zone. That's it. 286 00:10:34,325 --> 00:10:35,919 Down we go. We're going down. 287 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,220 -Okay. We gotta move. 288 00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:40,423 Richard! -Huh? Yeah. 289 00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:42,642 You know, I, uh-- 290 00:10:44,961 --> 00:10:46,396 I miss my mom. 291 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:52,101 -Yeah. Les, Les has a really good mom. 292 00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:55,146 You know, Nancy, uh, she shielded him 293 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,106 from reality too much 294 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,776 and also from his dad though, who was, wow, 295 00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:04,155 but Nancy, no, she's a-- yeah, she's a mom mom. 296 00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:08,034 The kind I always wished I had-- Imagined, 297 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,838 what would I be like if I did have. 298 00:11:13,198 --> 00:11:14,340 Hmm. 299 00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,460 -I think I need a minute. 300 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,129 -Yeah. Yeah, we can-- 301 00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:22,432 we can take a minute. 302 00:11:28,338 --> 00:11:30,974 -Okay, Mom. So, you know, we agreed last night 303 00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:32,809 with a change of plans and Magoo's with Lindy 304 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,477 and I'm--I'm working 305 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:36,563 and Lulu's here at home, 306 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,565 but she's in and out and she's doing her thing that, 307 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,650 you know, you should-- you should probably just-- 308 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:41,693 you should go home. 309 00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:43,194 Okay? Okay? 310 00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:45,321 -Les. -Yeah. 311 00:11:45,355 --> 00:11:46,531 -I don't believe you. 312 00:11:46,564 --> 00:11:47,532 -Which part? 313 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:48,908 -Every part, dear. 314 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,369 -I'm acting perfectly normal. 315 00:11:51,402 --> 00:11:54,163 -The last-minute remodeling? -[groans] 316 00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:56,332 Nancy: The fumes that I did not smell. 317 00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:58,084 The Les zone. 318 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,319 Lindy's disappearance? 319 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,504 -"Lindy's disappearance"? That's a little Dateline. 320 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,339 "The husband was the last one to see her." 321 00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:06,009 She's at the gray house, Mom. 322 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,427 Okay? Other than that, 323 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,345 I do not see my behavior as bizarre. 324 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,681 I am working really hard. 325 00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:13,516 I am very stressed out 326 00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:15,852 and I'm not sleeping very well, 327 00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:17,687 but I'm fine, Mom. 328 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,355 I'm fine. Okay? 329 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,399 I'm fine. -Sure, dear. 330 00:12:21,432 --> 00:12:24,527 When you're ready to talk, I'm right here. 331 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,362 -We talked and I'm good, 332 00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:28,406 but it is too dangerous for you here. 333 00:12:28,439 --> 00:12:29,782 Okay? 334 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,452 -I promise I will stay downstairs, 335 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,245 away from these fumes, 336 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:36,839 but I am not leaving until I know you're okay. 337 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,417 One last thing. -Yes, Mom. 338 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:42,679 -When was the last time you showered, dear? 339 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,764 -[Les sniffs] 340 00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,259 -Okay. Richard: Whoo! 341 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:49,969 Let's get that charger. 342 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,722 Now you just have to scale the vertical surface 343 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:53,973 using the floss, 344 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,224 like a rock climber would a rope. 345 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,559 You just... [sucks teeth] 346 00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:57,810 all the way up. 347 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,771 -I can't do one pull-up, Richie. 348 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:01,397 -But you have the power 349 00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:04,150 of the square-cube law behind you. 350 00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,903 -See, why even pause, just explain. 351 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,821 -Okay. Simple math. 352 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,948 As our size decreased, 353 00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:13,493 our proportional strength, that increased. 354 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,578 It's like, um, ants. 355 00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:16,996 -I fuckin' hate ants. 356 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,248 -Yes, but ant math is never wrong. 357 00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:21,793 -Okay. Well, you're tiny too, so you do it. 358 00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:26,297 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is your independence. 359 00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:27,674 Math is freedom. 360 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,976 Freedom is independence. Go! 361 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,679 [tense music playing] 362 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,813 -Right. 363 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,599 [exhales] 364 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:39,686 It's gonna-- yeah, it's not gonna... 365 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,145 -What are you-- what are you doing? 366 00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:44,774 -I'm conjuring my inner freedom math. 367 00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:45,858 -This is exciting. 368 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,110 -[door closes] -[tense music plays] 369 00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:48,494 -Should we hide? -No, no. Shh. 370 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,447 Les: I'm walking through the foyer in the Les zone. 371 00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:52,949 I'm leaving for the lab, 372 00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,367 but I'd still love to hear from you. 373 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,828 -Wait, wait. -[door opens] 374 00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:59,789 Les: Now I've opened the front door. Martin? 375 00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,124 Martin: You never answer your phone. 376 00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,126 -Martin? We're in the clear. 377 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,210 He's never lettin' Martin in here. 378 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,461 -Yeah. But Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom is... 379 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:06,671 -Mom is in the basement 380 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:07,630 and she's a rule-follower. 381 00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:08,631 She'll stay there. 382 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:09,841 It's Lulu. 383 00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:10,967 We don't have eyes on Lulu. 384 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,678 So, tick-tock. 385 00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:14,971 You gotta help me. 386 00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:16,973 -Oh, yeah. I'm gonna help you. 387 00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:19,358 [phone dings and vibrates] 388 00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:29,702 [phone chimes] 389 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,227 [Lulu breathes deeply] 390 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:02,610 -Intense. 391 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,734 Lindy: I remember the moment I discovered my mother 392 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,444 was a liar. 393 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,695 -Too intense. 394 00:15:12,728 --> 00:15:14,697 Mike: You're too intense. 395 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,199 Lulu: You. 396 00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:19,085 -Me. -Why? 397 00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:23,289 -Roommate? -Well... 398 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,791 -Sure. -Stop. 399 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,459 Mike: What? -You suck. 400 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,127 -And you probably suck more. 401 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,129 -Okay, so I was a dick. 402 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,964 Sorry. -You didn't insult me. 403 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,591 -Oh, you don't go to Forest Park? 404 00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:35,134 -No, I do. 405 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,311 I just don't give a fuck about what you think. 406 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,648 Who's Wendy Presid? 407 00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:44,727 -Wendy? What? 408 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,231 -Yeah, she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night. 409 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:49,816 -She sounds like a good time. 410 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,109 -You both had whiskey sours. 411 00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:56,072 She paid for your tab, but then left her credit card. 412 00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:57,006 Huh. 413 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,908 Okay, why don't you just fucking say it? 414 00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:00,668 -Credit card fraud. 415 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,916 -So, what is this? 416 00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:10,219 Is this a shirtless citizen's arrest? 417 00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:12,755 -No badge. 418 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,140 -Nowhere to pin it. 419 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,425 -I'm only asking. 420 00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,970 -Only you asking? -Only me. 421 00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,471 -Good. 422 00:16:20,505 --> 00:16:22,523 It's a stupid question anyway. 423 00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:34,827 Okay, I'm gonna go. 424 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,913 -Well, happy reading, Wendy. 425 00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:43,286 -You ran out saying someone could be dead. 426 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,538 -Yeah, Lindy is-- Lindy is having a hard time. 427 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,165 -Is she sick? -No, she's unwell. 428 00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:51,794 -Oh. Look, I am happy to stay with Lindy. 429 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:52,962 -No, she's at the gray house. 430 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,881 -Oh, but you rushed home. 431 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,132 -She left this morning 432 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,509 'cause she's emotionally unwell. 433 00:16:58,543 --> 00:16:59,844 -Oh, right, yeah. 434 00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:01,554 Should--Should she be alone? 435 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,056 -No, Gary and Meg are nearby. It's a lot, Martin. 436 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,057 There's a lot to keep in my head, okay? 437 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,017 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:06,976 barista: Quad for Les, 439 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,686 herbal tea for Martin. 440 00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,112 Les: Bob? 441 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,149 Oh, oh, fuck! 442 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,034 -Another quad for Les. 443 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,248 Les: Is that Nils with Bob? 444 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,131 -[grunting] 445 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,759 -Ca-Ca--Careful. Yes! 446 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,229 [bird chirping] 447 00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:47,608 Richard: Keep going! 448 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,408 Almost there. 449 00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:00,780 Yes! You did it! 450 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,282 -Whoo! 451 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,242 Oh, I love math! 452 00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:06,535 -I know, right? 453 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,621 It's, like, it's never wrong. 454 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,539 Uh, and the charger? 455 00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:12,174 -On it! 456 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,252 Oh, okay. 457 00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:18,347 [whimsical music playing] 458 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:31,936 [Christmas music playing] 459 00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:34,730 Les: Big smile. Ready, ready and... 460 00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:35,731 [camera shutter clicks] 461 00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:37,233 -Okay. All right. 462 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,110 Ready? -Ready, ready, ready? 463 00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:41,487 -Three, two, one. 464 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,331 -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! 465 00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:46,409 -A dollhouse. It's just like our house. 466 00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,244 -Yeah, Daddy's been working on this for months. 467 00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:49,787 -Oh, it was Mommy's idea. 468 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:53,082 -Well, I knew you liked the one Steffy had. 469 00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:55,167 -This is way better than Steffy. 470 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,460 -And look, the lights work. 471 00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:58,462 See? Lindy: Wow! 472 00:18:58,496 --> 00:18:59,755 Wait, wait, who do we have here? 473 00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:01,090 -Me and you. 474 00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:03,259 -Oh, where's Daddy? -He's at work. 475 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,094 -Yeah, arguing with the mean people 476 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:06,429 from Monsanto 477 00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:08,180 and the Organic Produce Alliance. 478 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,433 Young Lulu: Mommy's at home. 479 00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:13,861 -Oh, yes. But Mommy is in her office, working. 480 00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:18,482 -No, but Mommy's watching TV. 481 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:19,608 -Uh, no. 482 00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:23,279 Mommy is at her desk writing. 483 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:27,333 -No, she's watching TV. 484 00:19:29,819 --> 00:19:31,420 -[sighs] 485 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:38,010 -I'm the architect of my own prison. 486 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,057 Not anymore. 487 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,353 [dramatic music playing] 488 00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:51,015 [Lindy sighs] 489 00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:54,944 Okay. You got this. 490 00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,733 [grunts] 491 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,026 [groans, screams] 492 00:20:02,059 --> 00:20:03,486 -Lindy! You all right? 493 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:04,620 Lindy: Yeah. 494 00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:08,416 Whoo! 495 00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:15,998 [grunting] 496 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:19,051 [whimsical music playing] 497 00:20:20,578 --> 00:20:22,379 -[laughing] 498 00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:23,839 Freedom! 499 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,057 Oh, shit. 500 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,561 Richard: I, uh--I'm fine. 501 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,347 -[pants] 502 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,731 [sighs] 503 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,904 -Grandma. 504 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,732 -Oh, you are a sight, dear. 505 00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,526 [laughs] 506 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,528 -I'm hungover, grandma, 507 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,905 and I'm not the legal drinking age. 508 00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:49,031 Do you hate me? 509 00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,074 -Never, dear, 510 00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,700 I appreciate your honesty. 511 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,536 Don't lose that quality. 512 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:55,746 -Yeah, I think I was a little too honest last night. 513 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,923 -Oh, well, booze will do that. 514 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,127 -I'm so glad you're here. 515 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,753 I don't even know or care why. 516 00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:06,215 -Oh, crossed wires with your dad. 517 00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:08,759 Have you told him "Fuck science" yet? 518 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,720 -Grandma. -Your words. 519 00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:13,856 Or that you flunked out of college? 520 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,559 -Sounds worse when you say it. 521 00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:18,694 -Is that not accurate? 522 00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:24,158 -No, it's just... fuck. 523 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,569 -What do you got there? 524 00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:29,321 -Oh, Mom's book. -Oh. 525 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,574 -Apparently, I'm just like her. 526 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,951 -Well, I'd take that as a compliment. 527 00:21:33,984 --> 00:21:35,786 -I don't think that's how she meant it. 528 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,214 -I think you'll be surprised. 529 00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:45,471 [whimsical music playing] 530 00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:52,144 Les: Morning, Bob. 531 00:21:53,295 --> 00:21:54,305 -I didn't see you. 532 00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:55,648 Les: But I saw you. 533 00:21:56,674 --> 00:22:01,103 Nils, lattes, plural. 534 00:22:01,136 --> 00:22:02,438 -I can explain. 535 00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,106 -Yes, you can, and you will. 536 00:22:04,139 --> 00:22:07,151 I know you can't help yourself, Bob. 537 00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:08,444 -Technically speaking, 538 00:22:08,477 --> 00:22:09,653 I did not break the conditions 539 00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,447 stipulated in my NDA. 540 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,116 I answered questions solely related to my brother-in-law 541 00:22:14,149 --> 00:22:15,701 and his experiences at MedBot. 542 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,704 -Then why are you so nervous, Bob? 543 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,456 -My brother-in-law alleges 544 00:22:20,489 --> 00:22:23,375 that once Hilton's company became the primary investor, 545 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,294 they illegally acquired his tech. 546 00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:27,346 -Illegally acquired? 547 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,715 -Oh, you know, as per my attorney, 548 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,634 I must qualify, allegedly. 549 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,677 Hilton's legal chicanery is airtight 550 00:22:33,711 --> 00:22:35,387 and I mean airtight. 551 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,514 -How did Hilton illegally acquire 552 00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:39,475 your brother-in-law's tech, Bob? 553 00:22:39,508 --> 00:22:41,143 -Well, they closed ranks, 554 00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:44,363 had my brother-in-law removed, allegedly. 555 00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:48,484 Vivienne: Gentlemen. both: We didn't see you. 556 00:22:48,517 --> 00:22:50,319 -We need to talk. both: Me? 557 00:22:50,352 --> 00:22:51,862 -Not you. Les, you. 558 00:22:51,896 --> 00:22:53,372 It's important. 559 00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:58,544 [tense music playing] 560 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:04,917 Lindy: Okay. The "Today" show. 561 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:06,794 I need to make a new 562 00:23:06,827 --> 00:23:08,596 first impression tomorrow morning. 563 00:23:10,748 --> 00:23:11,882 What? 564 00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:13,884 -[beep] 565 00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,886 -Okay. For your information, 566 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,522 I gave Jackie Baldwin extensive notes. 567 00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:21,558 No one would even care about the story 568 00:23:21,592 --> 00:23:23,102 if it didn't have my name on it. 569 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,812 Les took everything from me. 570 00:23:24,845 --> 00:23:28,482 Look at me. I'm--I could be six inches tall forever. 571 00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:31,068 So I need this. I need this one thing. 572 00:23:31,101 --> 00:23:33,320 I tried. Okay? 573 00:23:33,354 --> 00:23:34,947 Writing is hard. 574 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,782 And the pressure on a second book 575 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,158 after winning the--pfft. 576 00:23:38,192 --> 00:23:40,661 I mean, it's paralyzing. 577 00:23:40,694 --> 00:23:41,962 I'm on my own. 578 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:47,551 I need you to tell me it's okay. 579 00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:50,387 Please... 580 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:56,060 ...tell me I'm independent. 581 00:23:57,294 --> 00:23:58,646 Tell me it's my turn. 582 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,682 Tell me. 583 00:24:01,715 --> 00:24:03,767 It's mine. 584 00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:05,144 Me. 585 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,937 Me? The Bordeaux. 586 00:24:06,971 --> 00:24:08,197 Thank you. 587 00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:10,482 -How's the second book coming? 588 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:12,443 -[scoffs] 589 00:24:12,476 --> 00:24:14,111 It's not. -But it will. 590 00:24:14,144 --> 00:24:16,113 Do you remember how much Gary and I struggled 591 00:24:16,146 --> 00:24:19,116 when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business? 592 00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:21,285 It was, what? -Oh, like nine and a half months 593 00:24:21,318 --> 00:24:22,619 before we made a single sale. 594 00:24:22,653 --> 00:24:24,788 -Nine and a half months 595 00:24:24,822 --> 00:24:26,123 before we made a single sale. 596 00:24:26,156 --> 00:24:27,541 -Yeah, but look at us now. 597 00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:28,959 Meg: Barely able to keep up with demand. 598 00:24:28,993 --> 00:24:30,669 Gary: Yeah. -And it is absolutely 599 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,379 gonna be the same for you. 600 00:24:32,413 --> 00:24:33,881 -Same for you. 601 00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:36,008 -No, it's not. 602 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,844 It's not the same... at all. 603 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,396 It's absolutely not the same at all. 604 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:45,559 -How is little Lulu? 605 00:24:45,592 --> 00:24:47,144 How was her Christmas? -Yes. 606 00:24:47,177 --> 00:24:48,479 -Oh, we knocked it out... -We--I... 607 00:24:48,512 --> 00:24:49,897 -...of the park. -Best parents ever. 608 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:51,315 Show 'em, show 'em the pictures. -Oh, yeah. 609 00:24:51,348 --> 00:24:52,524 -Oh. Lindy: Yeah. 610 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,151 You should see this dollhouse. 611 00:24:54,184 --> 00:24:55,652 -Oh, well, there she is. 612 00:24:55,686 --> 00:24:57,321 -Uh-huh. That's amazing. Right? -Cute, huh? 613 00:24:57,354 --> 00:24:59,990 -What a sweetie. Gary: What a sweetie. 614 00:25:00,024 --> 00:25:02,034 So, Les, what have you been working on these days? 615 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:04,703 I mean, RIP GMO tomato. -Oh, yeah. 616 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,206 Gary: Yeah. Meg: RIP GMO tomato. 617 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,707 -But it did bring you success though. 618 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,834 -You know, it did bring you some success. 619 00:25:10,868 --> 00:25:12,836 Gary: Yeah. -Well, I do have a little... 620 00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:14,213 [tongue clicks] germ of an idea, 621 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,173 which I'm pretty excited about. 622 00:25:16,206 --> 00:25:18,592 Gary: Mmm. -You do? 623 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,927 Les: Yeah. It's early days, 624 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,346 but, um, I think I can say confidently 625 00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:25,099 that it does have the potential to change the world. 626 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,558 -Has the potential to change the world? 627 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,185 -Change the world. -I like the sound of that. 628 00:25:28,218 --> 00:25:30,187 -I like the sound of that too. 629 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:33,240 -But, honey, it's my turn. Remember? 630 00:25:34,725 --> 00:25:39,029 -Well, actually, it's still my turn, sweetheart. 631 00:25:39,063 --> 00:25:40,364 I do remember. 632 00:25:40,397 --> 00:25:42,199 -Sorry, we don't. 633 00:25:42,232 --> 00:25:44,368 What is--what is the-- what is the turns thing? 634 00:25:44,401 --> 00:25:46,620 -Oh, well, we take turns supporting each other. 635 00:25:46,653 --> 00:25:48,539 So he supported me through my first book 636 00:25:48,572 --> 00:25:50,374 and I supported him through the first tomato. 637 00:25:50,407 --> 00:25:52,209 And now it's my turn again. Gary: Right. 638 00:25:52,242 --> 00:25:55,045 -He needs to support me for the second book. See? Turns. 639 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:58,048 -No, because your turn won you the Pulitzer 640 00:25:58,082 --> 00:26:01,552 and my turn is yet to win me the Nobel. 641 00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:02,719 -The Nobel. 642 00:26:02,753 --> 00:26:04,888 Very funny. [laughter] -[both laughing] 643 00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:07,474 -Are you fucking joking? Honey? 644 00:26:07,508 --> 00:26:09,226 -Not at all. I'm not at all, sweetheart. 645 00:26:09,259 --> 00:26:12,896 -But the Nobel, I mean, that could be never. 646 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:15,899 -That's how turns work, right? That's... 647 00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:20,612 -Your turn ended with the tomato that put you on the science map. 648 00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,072 But then went splat, followed by 649 00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:23,740 your imminent termination from Monsanto, 650 00:26:23,774 --> 00:26:25,242 followed by our housekeeper 651 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:28,328 finding him naked, crying on the bed. 652 00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:29,913 -Oh. 653 00:26:29,947 --> 00:26:32,499 -Depression is a bitch. 654 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,085 -Hmm. Yeah. 655 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,587 -Oh, you know what? 656 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,422 Should we take a visit to the Arch? 657 00:26:38,455 --> 00:26:40,891 Meg: Ooh. The Arch. Gary: The Arch. 658 00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:44,845 Les: How dare you tell Gary and Meg 659 00:26:44,878 --> 00:26:46,430 about my naked crying? Huh? 660 00:26:46,463 --> 00:26:48,015 That was me at my most vulnerable. 661 00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:49,433 That was a secret between us. 662 00:26:49,466 --> 00:26:50,976 Lindy: How dare you tell them 663 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,020 your germ of an idea before me. 664 00:26:53,053 --> 00:26:55,814 Especially when this got me trapped in St. Louis. 665 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,942 And it's your turn until you win the Nobel? That's new. 666 00:26:58,976 --> 00:27:00,611 -Not everyone, Lindy, 667 00:27:00,644 --> 00:27:02,821 lucks into their prize on the first try. 668 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,656 -Lucks? -You know what I mean. 669 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,666 -I think I do. 670 00:27:08,986 --> 00:27:11,121 -Point is how can I trust you... -Oh, fuck. 671 00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:12,956 -...if you're gonna expose me like that? 672 00:27:12,990 --> 00:27:14,791 -Don't trust me then, just don't tell me 673 00:27:14,825 --> 00:27:16,126 anything ever again. -Fine. 674 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,219 -I won't. I won't. -Good. Me too. 675 00:27:17,486 --> 00:27:19,004 -Great, secrets from now on. Yeah. 676 00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,172 -Secrets. -Need a secret. 677 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:21,348 -Love a secret. 678 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,937 But it is my turn. 679 00:27:27,538 --> 00:27:30,691 [thrilling music playing] 680 00:27:31,341 --> 00:27:32,893 My fucking turn. 681 00:27:32,926 --> 00:27:34,978 -Uh-uh. It's my turn, you understand me? 682 00:27:35,012 --> 00:27:36,647 -It's my fucking turn. 683 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,525 It's my fucking turn, it's my fucking turn. 684 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:41,818 [both moaning] 685 00:27:41,852 --> 00:27:43,370 -It's my fuckin' turn. 686 00:27:44,605 --> 00:27:45,914 My fuckin' turn. 687 00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:49,710 [suspenseful music playing] 688 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:52,045 -I can't take any more bad cat news. 689 00:28:00,037 --> 00:28:02,339 [cat meows] 690 00:28:02,372 --> 00:28:04,424 So is this behavior normal? I don't know how to feel. 691 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,592 What... -You should feel good. 692 00:28:05,626 --> 00:28:07,261 -Really? 693 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:09,721 Vivienne: Mr. Magoo has diabetes. 694 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:12,432 I stabilized his blood sugar and he's going to be fine. 695 00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:14,393 -So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization? 696 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:15,727 -Completely unrelated. -[sighs] 697 00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,688 So she's going to live-- I mean he. 698 00:28:17,721 --> 00:28:18,855 He, he's going to live. 699 00:28:18,889 --> 00:28:21,074 -There is more good news. Look. 700 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,449 That is a sample of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue. 701 00:28:29,483 --> 00:28:32,369 The rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation 702 00:28:32,402 --> 00:28:33,704 in the atomic bonds, 703 00:28:33,737 --> 00:28:36,256 leaving them too fragile to hold. 704 00:28:38,659 --> 00:28:40,802 -So we need to-- 705 00:28:42,246 --> 00:28:44,214 we need to slow the reaction. 706 00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:45,882 -To allow the nuclei time... 707 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:48,302 -[snaps finger] To form stronger bonds. 708 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,803 -Stronger bonds are fundamental 709 00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:52,764 in the expansion of any fragile connection 710 00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:55,267 or alliance. 711 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,777 -Oh, I agree. 712 00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:02,199 [snaps] 713 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,786 -We need a neutron moderator. 714 00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:11,625 [???] 715 00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:16,955 V, the bond, 716 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,166 equals V naught... 717 00:29:19,199 --> 00:29:20,834 -Times the exponential of... 718 00:29:20,867 --> 00:29:23,170 -Negative R 719 00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:25,672 divided by lambda. 720 00:29:25,706 --> 00:29:27,674 -I see it. Keep going. 721 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,760 -H-hat equals 722 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:32,095 negative H-bar squared over... 723 00:29:32,129 --> 00:29:35,432 -Don't stop. -...and over, over, over, um, 724 00:29:35,465 --> 00:29:37,601 two times the mass of the nucleus, 725 00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:39,436 uh, times the Laplacian operator. 726 00:29:39,469 --> 00:29:43,023 -Yes. -Um, and was, uh, V, uh, 727 00:29:43,056 --> 00:29:44,483 multiplied by R? -Yes. Yes. 728 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,942 -Yes? Oh, God. -Yes. 729 00:29:45,976 --> 00:29:47,361 -God, this is what I've been... -Yeah. 730 00:29:47,394 --> 00:29:48,662 -...missing. 731 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,283 We should, uh... 732 00:29:53,317 --> 00:29:54,668 both: Check the math. 733 00:30:02,826 --> 00:30:06,630 -Mom is a good writer. 734 00:30:06,663 --> 00:30:08,131 Like, good. 735 00:30:08,165 --> 00:30:09,966 -Well, she won an award, dear. 736 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,011 -I know, but I didn't know-know. 737 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:16,223 Like, look, the book is really funny, 738 00:30:16,256 --> 00:30:19,726 but it's also deeply sad. 739 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,278 Grandma, it's making me-- 740 00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:28,318 there's just so much I'm connecting about Mom, 741 00:30:28,352 --> 00:30:30,579 Grandma Diane, me. 742 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,909 It's like, I might need to rethink my thoughts. 743 00:30:35,942 --> 00:30:37,327 -Well, you're coming of age 744 00:30:37,361 --> 00:30:40,464 reading about your mom coming of age. 745 00:30:41,365 --> 00:30:42,883 -That's deep, Grandma. 746 00:30:44,034 --> 00:30:45,719 [notification chimes] [phone buzzing] 747 00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:50,891 [indistinct TV chatter] 748 00:30:57,881 --> 00:30:59,558 -Grandma, turn on Channel 5. 749 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,185 [people speaking indistinctly on TV] 750 00:31:02,219 --> 00:31:04,730 -We are talking to Pulitzer Prize-winning author 751 00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:08,024 Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story, 752 00:31:08,058 --> 00:31:10,610 "Untitled On Purpose." -What? 753 00:31:10,644 --> 00:31:12,529 -...a huge viral sensation. -Lindy looks terrific. 754 00:31:12,562 --> 00:31:14,531 -Lindy, could you possibly have expected 755 00:31:14,564 --> 00:31:16,616 the reaction to be anything like this? 756 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:18,201 -Oh, Jenna, I-- 757 00:31:18,235 --> 00:31:19,953 nothing about this experience 758 00:31:19,986 --> 00:31:22,038 is what I expected. [chuckles] 759 00:31:22,072 --> 00:31:24,374 Jenna: The story is just so... -Mom wrote something? 760 00:31:24,408 --> 00:31:26,293 -I always knew she would. 761 00:31:26,326 --> 00:31:28,128 -Did you know you were writing something 762 00:31:28,161 --> 00:31:29,629 so provocative? 763 00:31:29,663 --> 00:31:30,881 -You know, everything I write 764 00:31:30,914 --> 00:31:33,300 provokes someone, right, Jenna? 765 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,260 [chuckles] Yeah. Jenna: Very true. 766 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:37,137 -Well, you famously fictionalized 767 00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:39,890 your difficult relationship with your mother 768 00:31:39,923 --> 00:31:42,058 in My Rainbow Starts With Black, 769 00:31:42,092 --> 00:31:43,894 one of my all-time favorite books. 770 00:31:43,927 --> 00:31:45,979 Lindy: Oh, thank you. -I've gotta ask you, 771 00:31:46,012 --> 00:31:48,565 did you base this story on your real life too? 772 00:31:48,598 --> 00:31:50,150 Please say yes. -So the book is true. 773 00:31:50,183 --> 00:31:51,777 Lindy: You know, Jenna, I just think everyone 774 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,403 does their best writing when they're not worried 775 00:31:53,437 --> 00:31:54,780 what other people think. 776 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:58,158 Lulu: That's the office upstairs. 777 00:31:58,191 --> 00:31:59,960 -I thought she was at the gray house. 778 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,496 -So did I. Jenna: Lindy Littlejohn, 779 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,414 thank you so much for being here. 780 00:32:04,448 --> 00:32:05,749 -Oh, thank you, Jenna. 781 00:32:05,782 --> 00:32:07,292 It's been wonderful talking to you. 782 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,668 Jenna: Please turn the story into a book. 783 00:32:08,702 --> 00:32:10,086 -I'll think about it. 784 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,721 Okay. Bye-bye. 785 00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:18,678 -[laughs] -Ha! 786 00:32:18,712 --> 00:32:20,806 Ha! I killed it. 787 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,524 [laughs] 788 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:25,310 -You have to write the book. 789 00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:27,270 -Oh, my God. I feel like I have another chance. 790 00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:28,605 I could write something. 791 00:32:28,638 --> 00:32:29,940 I could write something great. 792 00:32:29,973 --> 00:32:31,316 -You already have. 793 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,944 -Yes, Les supported me, but I wrote, 794 00:32:33,977 --> 00:32:36,446 I am a writer. Right? 795 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,615 -I'm here. I could support you. 796 00:32:38,648 --> 00:32:41,368 -I feel like me again. Richie, this is... 797 00:32:41,401 --> 00:32:43,870 [excited screams] Like, where have I been? 798 00:32:43,904 --> 00:32:46,373 You know, like I-- I've been here the whole time 799 00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:48,166 and it's like, I forgot. 800 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,386 I forgot. I was right here. 801 00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:54,681 I'm a writer. 802 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,551 Wait, are you crying? 803 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,302 -No. 804 00:32:59,336 --> 00:33:00,470 [sniffles] A little. 805 00:33:00,504 --> 00:33:02,022 -Me too. 806 00:33:03,507 --> 00:33:05,233 Hoo! 807 00:33:07,344 --> 00:33:10,363 [whimsical music playing] 808 00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:19,956 -Mom? Mom. 809 00:33:34,788 --> 00:33:37,807 [whimsical music continues] 810 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,791 Lulu: "By Jackie Baldwin"? 811 00:34:04,067 --> 00:34:05,418 What the fuck? 812 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,341 [dramatic music playing] 813 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:15,679 [Les snoring] 814 00:34:22,335 --> 00:34:24,638 [knocks] -[continue snoring] 815 00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,806 [security device beeps] Martin: Les. 816 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,309 [clatters] -Were you here all night? 817 00:34:29,342 --> 00:34:30,810 [phone chimes, buzzing] -Uh, oh, shit, Lindy. 818 00:34:30,844 --> 00:34:32,062 Wait, what time is it? 819 00:34:32,095 --> 00:34:33,730 Martin: Oh, okay. 820 00:34:33,763 --> 00:34:36,399 So you knew. So everything's okay, then? 821 00:34:36,433 --> 00:34:38,318 -Yeah. Yeah. 822 00:34:38,351 --> 00:34:40,070 I admit there's a little something between us, 823 00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:41,655 but nothing happened. We had a breakthrough. 824 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,074 -Oh, well, she looked great on the "Today" show. 825 00:34:44,107 --> 00:34:45,283 -Vivienne? 826 00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:47,911 -Lindy. -Lindy? 827 00:34:47,944 --> 00:34:50,080 -Vivienne? -Who's on what? 828 00:34:50,113 --> 00:34:53,750 -Lindy was on the "Today" show this morning. 829 00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:56,169 -How--How did she-- 830 00:34:56,202 --> 00:34:57,462 what did she look like? 831 00:34:57,495 --> 00:34:59,306 What? What? What?! 832 00:35:04,044 --> 00:35:07,022 [suspenseful music playing] 833 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:23,872 [softly] Lindy. 834 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,210 [softly] Lindy. 835 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,258 Lindy. 836 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,837 Lindy, where are you? 837 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:39,971 Lindy: Right here, Les. 838 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:43,808 And I can take care of myself. 839 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,054 -Yeah. Clearly. You're on the fucking "Today" show. 840 00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:49,848 I'm worried sick. I'm working all night 841 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,349 and poof, you're writing again? 842 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:53,184 You're a viral sensation. Who knew? Not me. 843 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,353 -Poof, I'm six inches tall. 844 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,355 Who knew? Not me. 845 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,191 Keeping secrets was your idea. 846 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,193 -I think you're taking that to the extreme. 847 00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:04,529 -I think you're taking that to the extreme. 848 00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:07,782 -You're delusional. -You're delusional. 849 00:36:07,816 --> 00:36:09,743 Les: I can't lose you, Lindy. I can't. 850 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,911 -No more traps, Les. 851 00:36:11,945 --> 00:36:14,956 -Lindy? Is that you? 852 00:36:14,989 --> 00:36:16,174 Lindy: Oh, shit. 853 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,044 -Mom! -Dad? 854 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,345 Les: Oh, no. Oh, no. 855 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,298 -What--what's going on? 856 00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:26,468 Oh, my God, Grandma. Is she dead? 857 00:36:26,501 --> 00:36:28,261 -No, she just fainted. Quickly, run to the pharmacy. 858 00:36:28,294 --> 00:36:30,055 Get some bromides. 859 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:31,389 -What the fuck are bromides? 860 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,724 -I--Google it. 861 00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,392 She's having one of her spells. 862 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,326 -Grandma has spells? 863 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,772 -Yes. She's--she's--She's old. Hurry up! 864 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,031 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 865 00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:43,735 [door closes] -Mom. 866 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,120 Okay, Mom. 867 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:48,448 Okay, Mom. Oh. 868 00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:50,291 Here we go. Mom? 869 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,994 Mom, it's okay. 870 00:36:53,027 --> 00:36:55,914 Hey, Mom. Hey. -[Nancy groans] 871 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:56,965 -Mom. 872 00:36:58,283 --> 00:36:59,584 Hey. 873 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,960 Hey, it's okay. 874 00:37:00,994 --> 00:37:03,388 You just fainted. -[labored breathing] 875 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,591 -Yeah. -I saw--I saw her. 876 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:08,093 -Saw who, Mom? 877 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,185 -Lindy. 878 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,430 She was so small. 879 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,641 -Yeah, Lindy's not here. Remember, Mom? 880 00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:16,101 -I saw her. 881 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,437 Like--Like a little doll. She was-- 882 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:21,439 she was like a real life little Lindy doll. 883 00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:23,274 -I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom. 884 00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:26,111 -No, no, no. I know what I saw. And I... 885 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:28,947 -Yeah. -I saw her on TV too. 886 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,824 -No. -Lulu. 887 00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:32,951 -No, no. Lulu's not here either, Mom. 888 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:35,120 Lulu's not here. I think you're a little confused. 889 00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:36,788 -No, I'm not confused. -Yeah. 890 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,623 -You're lying to me. 891 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:40,542 I am your mother. Tell me the truth. 892 00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:42,627 -Okay. Okay. 893 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,672 Um, yeah. Come on. Come on. Let's sit down. 894 00:37:45,705 --> 00:37:46,798 Come on, Mom. Come on. -What? 895 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:47,841 -Just sit, sit. 896 00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:49,851 So, um, okay. So, um-- 897 00:37:51,044 --> 00:37:53,304 Okay. So this is--this is hard. 898 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:54,722 -What? -This is hard. 899 00:37:54,756 --> 00:37:56,941 But the truth. -Yeah. 900 00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,811 -The truth is... -Mm-hmm. 901 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:04,149 -...um, that I put a painkiller in your tea 902 00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:06,151 and hallucinations are a side effect. 903 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:08,153 So there is no tiny Lindy. 904 00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:09,696 -You what? -Yeah. 905 00:38:09,729 --> 00:38:13,074 -Why? When? -Because of your back. 906 00:38:13,107 --> 00:38:14,409 Because I know it's been bothering you 907 00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:16,911 and I wanted you to relax and, yeah. 908 00:38:16,945 --> 00:38:19,372 -You--you drugged me? 909 00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:23,084 What kind of son drugs his own mother? 910 00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:25,837 -Concerned son, Mom. -No, no, no, no. 911 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,839 You're not sorry. 912 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:31,509 You are manipulating and controlling and a liar. 913 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,887 You are without a doubt your father's son, 914 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,181 which breaks my fucking heart. 915 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:37,348 -What? -Oh. 916 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:38,725 -Whoa, what? 917 00:38:38,758 --> 00:38:41,186 -I failed. I'm guilty. 918 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,687 I mean, I tried. 919 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,689 I tried to protect you from this. 920 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,733 -From--from what? 921 00:38:46,766 --> 00:38:48,401 -From becoming your father. 922 00:38:48,434 --> 00:38:51,529 -My--well, I-- I'd say you overdid it. 923 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,698 Nancy: Huh. -Because I was invisible. 924 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,533 Huh? And I still am. 925 00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:58,036 Yeah. That's what fucking drives me and that's fine. 926 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,914 But Dad is a kind and fair... 927 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:02,423 -An asshole... 928 00:39:03,449 --> 00:39:05,543 who keeps me on a tight leash. 929 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:09,547 But I have made my peace with that. 930 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,883 And my marriage is not your marriage. 931 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:14,219 Oh, whatever you have done to Lindy, 932 00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:17,222 and I mean, whatever you have done to her, 933 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,723 she is not me. 934 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,433 She needs to be off the leash. 935 00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:23,895 She needs to be free, out of anyone's control. 936 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:25,813 Now, I don't know what you are hiding, 937 00:39:25,847 --> 00:39:27,982 but you are not remodeling. 938 00:39:28,016 --> 00:39:30,151 And if you are lying to me, 939 00:39:30,184 --> 00:39:33,738 I bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself. 940 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,615 -Mom. Mom, I love you. 941 00:39:35,648 --> 00:39:36,991 -No, no. 942 00:39:37,025 --> 00:39:38,952 You love you. 943 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:42,580 What is it your Dr. Carmichael says? "Dig deep." 944 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,249 If I were you, I'd start digging deeper 945 00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:46,626 than you've ever dug before. 946 00:39:46,659 --> 00:39:47,919 Find the truth. 947 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:50,171 Keep on lying, keep on burying 948 00:39:50,204 --> 00:39:53,141 and you will lose her if you haven't already. 949 00:39:55,043 --> 00:39:56,761 -But she was going to leave me. It was an accident. 950 00:39:56,794 --> 00:40:00,682 -No, there are no accidents. 951 00:40:00,715 --> 00:40:02,984 Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book? 952 00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:08,106 Tell her. Tell her what you did. 953 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,984 Tell Lindy everything. 954 00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:14,996 Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear. 955 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,836 [tense music playing] 956 00:40:24,739 --> 00:40:26,874 Les: [muffled] Uh, and the truth is-- 957 00:40:26,908 --> 00:40:29,043 the truth is that, 958 00:40:29,077 --> 00:40:30,428 I was-- 959 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,558 and that's the complete and honest truth of it. 960 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,228 And I love you, Lindy. 961 00:40:40,755 --> 00:40:42,357 And I need you, Lindy. 962 00:40:44,425 --> 00:40:45,735 And I miss you. 963 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:58,623 [knocks on door] 964 00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:02,919 [car door opens] 965 00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:07,131 -Where's Grandma? 966 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:09,550 -Uh... 967 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,089 she... [sobs] 968 00:41:15,123 --> 00:41:16,557 She left. 969 00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:20,345 -This isn't about Grandma, is it? 970 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:22,889 -[sobbing] 971 00:41:22,922 --> 00:41:24,515 -Mom left you. 972 00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:26,776 -[sobbing] 973 00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:31,356 -She left us, didn't she? 974 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:33,408 -[continue sobbing] 975 00:41:34,342 --> 00:41:37,954 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing] 976 00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:43,868 Les [on recording]: I am trying to hear you and see you, 977 00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:45,787 and be honest with you, 978 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,455 if you're ever going to forgive me. 979 00:41:47,488 --> 00:41:49,707 And the truth is-- 980 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,418 the truth is that I was scared 981 00:41:52,452 --> 00:41:55,630 you were going to leave me and I didn't wanna lose you. 982 00:41:55,663 --> 00:41:57,598 And so, um... 983 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,519 I miniaturized you... 984 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,138 on purpose. 985 00:42:04,172 --> 00:42:05,273 I did it. 986 00:42:07,175 --> 00:42:09,143 And that's the complete and honest truth. 987 00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:10,528 I miniaturized you... 988 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:13,272 on purpose. 989 00:42:13,306 --> 00:42:15,066 I did it. 990 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:16,734 Miniaturized you... 991 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:17,985 on purpose. 992 00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:19,404 I did it. 993 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:21,114 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 994 00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:23,207 [echoing] I did it. On purpose, I did it. 995 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,243 On purpose, I did it. 996 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,120 I miniaturized you... on purpose. 997 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,579 I did it. 998 00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:29,956 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 999 00:42:29,989 --> 00:42:31,416 I did it. 1000 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:33,084 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 1001 00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:35,086 I did it. On purpose, I did it. 1002 00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:36,796 Miniaturized you... on purpose. 1003 00:42:36,829 --> 00:42:38,423 -[gasping] 1004 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:40,341 [grunts] [thuds] 1005 00:42:40,374 --> 00:42:42,477 [breathing furiously] 1006 00:42:46,005 --> 00:42:51,027 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" continues] 1007 00:43:05,399 --> 00:43:08,211 Les: ...miniaturized you on purpose. I did it. 1008 00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:13,674 [music continues] 1009 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:09,230 [music ends] 1010 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,830 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67957

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