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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:08,041 [telephone rings] 2 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:09,293 -The door's still locked. 3 00:00:09,326 --> 00:00:10,627 Les: Explore the dollhouse. 4 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:12,429 Lindy: Les shrunk everything. 5 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,465 Terry. 6 00:00:15,499 --> 00:00:17,050 I didn't write the story. It's my student's work. 7 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,969 Then can you please fix this fucking mess? 8 00:00:19,002 --> 00:00:21,138 -We have 28 days, 9 00:00:21,171 --> 00:00:23,140 or the tech, the lab, gone. 10 00:00:23,173 --> 00:00:24,808 Les: You know I'm gonna crack this wide open 11 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:26,894 and change the world, so join me. 12 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,479 [cat meows] Vivienne: Is that a cat? 13 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:32,399 I would consider lifting a few of the protocols. 14 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:33,567 -Les, five minutes. -No. 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,027 -Two. -One. Later. Maybe. 16 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:36,036 -Done. 17 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:37,988 -It'll only be a couple more days. 18 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:39,823 -Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper? 19 00:00:39,856 --> 00:00:41,533 Couple of days, my ass. 20 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:42,993 Les: Lulu, uh, you're home. 21 00:00:43,026 --> 00:00:43,860 Lulu: Hurricane Lindy is tracking northeast. 22 00:00:43,894 --> 00:00:45,829 Les: No. Lulu: What category is she? 23 00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:47,130 -[laughs] Don't say that. 24 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,000 -[screams] 25 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:51,209 I'm human popcorn. 26 00:00:51,243 --> 00:00:53,337 How long until you can fix me? 27 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:54,254 -I don't know. 28 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,305 -[sighs] 29 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:57,891 Richie! 30 00:01:03,589 --> 00:01:07,017 [crowd applauding] 31 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:09,186 man: And now to deliver 32 00:01:09,219 --> 00:01:12,606 our graduating class' valedictorian address, 33 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,775 Louise Littlejohn. 34 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,995 [crowd applauding] 35 00:01:20,439 --> 00:01:21,865 -That's my daughter. 36 00:01:21,898 --> 00:01:23,367 Valedictorian. 37 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,127 It's no big deal. 38 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,131 -This place... 39 00:01:31,283 --> 00:01:32,759 ...is dead to me. 40 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,928 [crowd gasps] 41 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,143 -[laughs] 42 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,479 That's my daughter. 43 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:53,563 Lindy: Richie? 44 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:55,315 Oh, my God. 45 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:59,236 Oh, I-I-I can't believe it. 46 00:01:59,269 --> 00:02:01,071 I just-- Oh, my gosh. 47 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:02,948 Wait, you shrunk yourself? 48 00:02:02,981 --> 00:02:04,282 -I did. 49 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:05,951 -I have so many questions. 50 00:02:05,984 --> 00:02:07,452 -I have all the answers. -Oh, God. 51 00:02:07,486 --> 00:02:10,247 I'm so relieved and excited. 52 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,665 [footsteps thudding] -Me too--ow. What is that? 53 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,166 -Oh, you'll get used to that. -That is loud. 54 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,002 -Shh. That's Les. -That's Les? 55 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,128 -Yeah. He's walking around. 56 00:02:16,161 --> 00:02:17,421 -What? -Shh. 57 00:02:17,454 --> 00:02:18,672 -This is nice. -Okay. You need to hide. 58 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,132 -Huh? Where? -Get in the closet. 59 00:02:20,165 --> 00:02:21,675 -Oh, well, that says, "Do not enter ever." 60 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,093 -Don't worry about it. It's fine. 61 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:24,344 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 62 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,762 -And it smells really bad in here. 63 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:26,763 -Hurry, he's coming right outside. Okay. 64 00:02:26,797 --> 00:02:27,931 [doorbell dings] 65 00:02:27,964 --> 00:02:29,358 [scoffs] 66 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,153 [deep sigh] 67 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:37,441 -Good morning. -Morning. 68 00:02:37,474 --> 00:02:39,818 -Coffee and a chat? 69 00:02:39,851 --> 00:02:41,578 -Yeah. Sure. 70 00:02:45,524 --> 00:02:48,168 [birds chirping outside] 71 00:02:51,655 --> 00:02:53,832 -Oh. Right. 72 00:02:53,865 --> 00:02:55,459 -Is this really necessary? 73 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:56,960 -I just want you to be safe. 74 00:02:56,993 --> 00:02:58,045 Anything could happen. 75 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,714 -Okay. Enough with that already. 76 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,882 Wait. 77 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,176 That was a red-light reaction. 78 00:03:04,209 --> 00:03:06,470 My green-light response is, 79 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:09,848 I appreciate your concern. 80 00:03:09,881 --> 00:03:13,727 -Oh, and my green-light response is, 81 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,480 I know the circumstances are not ideal, 82 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:20,025 and I am truly, truly sorry about that. 83 00:03:20,058 --> 00:03:23,078 Oh, um, the red lipstick 84 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,747 and toothpaste. 85 00:03:29,192 --> 00:03:30,827 -Uh... -Oh, I--uh, 86 00:03:30,861 --> 00:03:32,496 but I will miniaturize them when I can. 87 00:03:32,529 --> 00:03:34,414 Um, uh, but I did get a travel-size, uh, toothpaste, 88 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,749 so it's a little bit smaller. 89 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,001 And Hilton has these new protocols, 90 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:41,004 so I will--I will find a workaround. 91 00:03:41,037 --> 00:03:43,507 -Thank you. Les: Oh, and about Lulu. 92 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:46,093 I thought a lot about what you said last night, 93 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,594 and I will speak to her. 94 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:48,887 -About the accident and about me. 95 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,514 Les: About Hurricane Lindy. 96 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:53,066 It's inappropriate and it's hurtful. 97 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,686 -Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. 98 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,855 Les: About you and the accident. 99 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:01,566 Um, I do think that our current situation 100 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,569 would traumatize her, and sadly, 101 00:04:04,603 --> 00:04:07,197 I could see her blaming you, if not handled properly. 102 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,449 And so, I would like to propose 103 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:13,036 accessing Dr. Carmichael's marital toolbox, 104 00:04:13,069 --> 00:04:15,539 and employing the UPF tool. 105 00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:17,249 Do you agree? 106 00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:19,209 -I agree. One condition. 107 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:21,419 -Oh, I'm open and I'm present. 108 00:04:21,453 --> 00:04:22,879 -We stick to the definition 109 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:25,090 of United Parental Front, 110 00:04:25,123 --> 00:04:27,300 no backdoor deals. 111 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,552 -That was once. 112 00:04:28,585 --> 00:04:30,929 I apologized and I have grown. 113 00:04:30,962 --> 00:04:32,689 -Fine. 114 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:40,480 -This is kind of nice, isn't it? 115 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,649 -Yeah. [clears throat] 116 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:44,734 Except for the tiny elephant in the room. Yeah. 117 00:04:44,768 --> 00:04:46,903 -Fair enough. And I promise I didn't forget 118 00:04:46,937 --> 00:04:48,321 about the laptop. It's just-- 119 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,115 -New investor, new protocols. 120 00:04:50,148 --> 00:04:51,283 Les: Yeah. -Got it. 121 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:52,626 No problem. 122 00:04:53,276 --> 00:04:56,296 [???] 123 00:04:58,490 --> 00:04:59,799 [Lindy sighs] 124 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:01,551 Bye. 125 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,304 Okay. Okay. 126 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:07,674 -Oh, is he gone? 127 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:08,808 -Wait. 128 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,428 -[door opens] Lindy: And... 129 00:05:11,461 --> 00:05:12,929 -[door slams] -Okay. 130 00:05:12,963 --> 00:05:14,764 We're clear. -Do not go in there. 131 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:15,932 -There are cameras though. 132 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:17,100 But we have time, 133 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:18,652 he takes a while before he checks them. 134 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:20,820 -Let's go. 135 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,658 -I should change. 136 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:29,996 Um, how did you get up here? 137 00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:32,249 -I'll show you. 138 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,620 -[gasps] 139 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,455 Richie! 140 00:05:38,488 --> 00:05:39,706 Oh, I could cry. 141 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,458 Hidden stairs? 142 00:05:41,491 --> 00:05:43,710 You--you built this? 143 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,128 -Well, you know, 144 00:05:45,161 --> 00:05:47,505 I have a degree in engineering, too. 145 00:05:47,539 --> 00:05:48,890 -Of course you do. 146 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,101 [gasps] 147 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,637 Oh. [chuckles] 148 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:58,024 [dramatic music playing] 149 00:06:00,218 --> 00:06:01,695 -Follow me. 150 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:05,982 [laughs] Freedom! 151 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:07,734 Oh, you're a genius, Richie. 152 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,236 -I--well, I actually am. 153 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,737 Yeah. But there is more. 154 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:14,658 -More? But I love stairs. 155 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,743 Huh? What? 156 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,828 -Uh-hmm. -What is this? 157 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:20,497 -So we can get where we're going fast, 158 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:21,831 I brought Desdemona. 159 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:23,833 -Where is Desi taking us? 160 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:25,085 -All the way. 161 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,920 ["Do Ya" by ELO playing] 162 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:30,548 -? In this life I've seen ? ? Everything I can see, woman ? 163 00:06:30,582 --> 00:06:32,342 ? I've seen lovers flying ? 164 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:34,219 ? Through the air ? ? Hand in hand ? 165 00:06:34,252 --> 00:06:36,179 ? I've seen babies... ? -You've thought of everything. 166 00:06:36,212 --> 00:06:37,939 -And I brought everything. 167 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,558 -Everything? 168 00:06:40,592 --> 00:06:42,402 -Every...thing. 169 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,397 -Wait, how did you get past the new protocols? 170 00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:47,190 -I don't know. Maybe I'm a badass. 171 00:06:47,223 --> 00:06:50,235 -[chuckles] Yeah, maybe you are. 172 00:06:50,268 --> 00:06:51,611 -Come on, Desdemona. 173 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,079 Give me a little more. 174 00:06:55,732 --> 00:06:58,335 ? Never seen ? ? Nothing like you ? 175 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,627 -In my sleep dreams last night, I had an epiphany. 176 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,004 It's the middle of the night and I wake up 177 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:11,723 to find a gun pointed to my head. 178 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,343 The assailant has one question 179 00:07:15,377 --> 00:07:17,595 and I must answer correctly or he'll pull the trigger. 180 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:18,972 And the question is, 181 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:21,182 how do you, me, 182 00:07:21,216 --> 00:07:24,361 overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation? 183 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,441 Isolation. -Isolation? 184 00:07:29,474 --> 00:07:30,859 -Isolation, Janet. 185 00:07:30,892 --> 00:07:32,694 -It's Janet. -That's what I said. 186 00:07:32,727 --> 00:07:34,779 -Oh, um, yes, Janet. 187 00:07:34,813 --> 00:07:36,698 -Now, if we think of the equip-- where is Richard? 188 00:07:36,731 --> 00:07:38,825 -Um, he's taking a mini signed sabbatical 189 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,285 to care for a loved one. 190 00:07:40,318 --> 00:07:42,120 -I don't understand that sentence. 191 00:07:42,153 --> 00:07:45,123 -He's not here today, nor will he be here tomorrow. 192 00:07:45,156 --> 00:07:47,500 He's absent for an indeterminate amount of time 193 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:49,461 until his loved one has recovered. 194 00:07:49,494 --> 00:07:50,670 -Can he do that? 195 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,838 -According to the protocol manual, yes. 196 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,506 -Who's the loved one? 197 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,967 -Company policy precludes disclosure of said loved one. 198 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:57,686 -I reject that. I need Richard. 199 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,938 -I could be your new Richard. 200 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:02,107 Temporarily. 201 00:08:03,591 --> 00:08:04,734 -Reset. 202 00:08:06,011 --> 00:08:07,395 Where was I, Richard--uh, Janet? 203 00:08:07,429 --> 00:08:08,897 -Isolation. -Yes. 204 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:11,066 So if we think of the equation as a chain, 205 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:13,985 we can posit that a single counterproductive link 206 00:08:14,019 --> 00:08:16,196 would be responsible for the regrowth instability. 207 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,491 So, we find that counterproductive link, 208 00:08:19,524 --> 00:08:22,660 we isolate it, then we proceed from there. 209 00:08:22,694 --> 00:08:24,162 In the principle of last action, 210 00:08:24,195 --> 00:08:27,999 let us change epsilon to delta 211 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:31,544 and, uh, partial T to partial D. 212 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,171 Oh, maybe not H-hat. 213 00:08:33,204 --> 00:08:35,840 Try four pi epsilon naught. 214 00:08:35,874 --> 00:08:38,768 Hilton: Try five pi epsilon naught. 215 00:08:40,545 --> 00:08:42,272 No, no, no, seven. 216 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:44,557 Okay. You know what? 217 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:47,235 Make it a hundred! 218 00:08:48,553 --> 00:08:50,063 Good. I've got your attention. 219 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,357 Uh, allow me to introduce myself. 220 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:55,235 I'm, uh, your new boss, Hilton Smith. 221 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,787 You know me from the world. 222 00:08:58,054 --> 00:08:59,948 Pretty active out there. Uh, listen. 223 00:08:59,981 --> 00:09:01,574 I just have one question 224 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,201 for each and every one of you. 225 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:04,919 Who's hungry? 226 00:09:06,488 --> 00:09:07,789 Yeah. Yeah. Got you. 227 00:09:07,822 --> 00:09:08,873 I got you. Yup. 228 00:09:08,907 --> 00:09:10,792 Over there. This guy seems smart. 229 00:09:10,825 --> 00:09:12,210 -Hilton, good to see you. 230 00:09:12,243 --> 00:09:13,920 We break for lunch in half an hour. 231 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:16,297 -Oh. Yeah, but I-- I've had In-N-Out Burgers 232 00:09:16,331 --> 00:09:18,049 flown in from California. 233 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,426 -In half an hour, that sounds great. 234 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,552 -Uh... 235 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:21,803 [chuckles] 236 00:09:21,836 --> 00:09:24,764 No one wants a cold burger. 237 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,474 -We are on a very tight schedule in my lab, 238 00:09:26,508 --> 00:09:28,435 every millisecond counts, as you can see 239 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,396 from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us. 240 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:33,156 -That's not a clock. 241 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,652 That's me looming over everything that's mine. 242 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:40,238 This lab, you, these people, 243 00:09:40,271 --> 00:09:42,740 every millisecond belongs to me. 244 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:44,492 So I get to decide what to do with it. 245 00:09:44,526 --> 00:09:48,338 And right now, it's burger time. 246 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:54,085 -Fine. 247 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:57,630 We'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early. 248 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,591 Okay? Hilton: Great. 249 00:09:59,624 --> 00:10:01,426 You hear that, everyone? Come on. 250 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:03,595 Let's go. Burger time. 251 00:10:03,628 --> 00:10:05,472 Let's go. Science. Science. 252 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,599 You need to put some food in your mouth, 253 00:10:07,632 --> 00:10:09,434 so science can come out your brain. 254 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:13,146 Oh, hey, I got animal style for you, Awesome Les. 255 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:17,942 -My suggestion, eat every last bite of your burger. 256 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:19,861 Hilton [singing in distance]: ? Let's go, science ? 257 00:10:19,894 --> 00:10:21,362 ? Let's go, science ? 258 00:10:21,396 --> 00:10:24,616 ? Let's go, science ? ? Let's go, science ? 259 00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:26,367 ? Let's go, science ? 260 00:10:26,401 --> 00:10:28,253 ? Put some food ? ? In your mouth... ? 261 00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:32,215 [car horn honks] 262 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,846 Steffy: Lulu? -[honking] 263 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,016 -Steffy. -I'm gonna pull over. 264 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,014 Hi. How are you? 265 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,974 -They still let you work there? 266 00:10:50,008 --> 00:10:51,643 -Oh, yeah. New management, 267 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:54,062 and I don't steal as much, so... -Oh, right. 268 00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:55,813 -I mean, I steal a little bit, but it's, uh-- 269 00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:57,148 I gotta keep this job, now that I'm like 270 00:10:57,182 --> 00:10:58,191 a serious college student. 271 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,817 -You're in college? 272 00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:01,736 -Don't--don't act so surprised. 273 00:11:01,769 --> 00:11:03,363 -Sorry, I didn't-- Steffy: No, it's fine. 274 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:08,034 I, um--I go to Forest Park Community College. 275 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,328 It's, uh--I-- -Oh. 276 00:11:10,361 --> 00:11:12,163 Yeah. Great. 277 00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:14,499 So what are you studying? -Psychology. 278 00:11:14,532 --> 00:11:16,426 Uh, gonna help people out with their bullshit. 279 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,754 -You gonna start with yours? -[laughs] 280 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:22,423 Um, how's, uh... 281 00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:24,342 -Good. Made it through finals. 282 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,553 -You know, it's so weird seeing you. 283 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,930 My mom was just asking about you. 284 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:30,431 She always liked you, you know? 285 00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:31,733 -Yeah. 286 00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,186 Um, what did she say? 287 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,271 -Oh, you know, she just asked 288 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,522 why we stopped hanging out. 289 00:11:37,555 --> 00:11:39,732 -Oh. What did you say? 290 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,693 -I told her you turned into an asshole. 291 00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:43,027 -Hmm. Funny. 292 00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:44,571 -I wasn't kidding. 293 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,447 -Okay. Yeah, I get it, okay? 294 00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,283 You--you fit in. I didn't. 295 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,034 Steffy: I think you didn't wanna fit in. 296 00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:51,578 I think you wanted to be an asshole. 297 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,588 -Easy there, Psych 101. -I'm just saying. 298 00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:56,708 I remember, you know, like before. 299 00:11:56,741 --> 00:11:58,710 -Before? -Before you decided 300 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:00,428 you wanna get the fuck out of here. 301 00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:05,600 We used to laugh a lot. 302 00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:12,482 [imitating] Mr. Jones. 303 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,147 -[imitating] Mrs. Spence. 304 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:22,400 -[laughs] 305 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:23,610 -Okay. Well, it was good to see you-- 306 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,819 -What are you doing tonight? 307 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:26,821 I know the door guy at Crabby Pete's. 308 00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,740 No ID necessary. 309 00:12:28,773 --> 00:12:31,075 -Well, who's gonna be there? 310 00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:34,162 -Oh, everyone you shut out during high school. 311 00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:37,665 -Hmm. A warm room. Hard pass. 312 00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,417 -Come, meet my college friends. 313 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,585 They don't know you. 314 00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:42,462 Clean slate. 315 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,132 You could, gasp, have fun? 316 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,092 -Or I could, 317 00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:50,428 ugh, feel miserable? 318 00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:53,898 -Yeah, but isn't that, like, your vibe? 319 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,143 -You know it. 320 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,603 -It's good to see you crackin' a smile. 321 00:12:58,636 --> 00:13:00,271 -Sardonically. 322 00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:01,939 -Right. Yeah. I'll text you. 323 00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:03,491 Bye. 324 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:08,663 [soft music playing] 325 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,334 Lindy: Is this how you got in? 326 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,719 [can hissing] 327 00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:25,296 Oh. 328 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,631 What is all this? 329 00:13:26,664 --> 00:13:29,100 -I recreated our first milestone date. 330 00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,136 The bistro at WashU, 331 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:35,014 the campus square, the snowflakes, 332 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,225 the place that you said you were your happiest. 333 00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:39,018 -Sorry, what is going on right now? 334 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,812 -Uh--oh, dang, I forgot one thing. 335 00:13:40,845 --> 00:13:42,196 Ooh. 336 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,817 -Richie, how did you get in the house? 337 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:50,029 -Oh, I watched a YouTube video on how to pick locks. 338 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,824 You can learn, like, anything on YouTube, 339 00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,459 like anything. -[door slams] 340 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,708 -Oh, shit. Shit. 341 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,334 Just freeze. 342 00:14:03,368 --> 00:14:07,138 -[tense music playing] -[footsteps approaching] 343 00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:18,316 [fly buzzing] 344 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,271 [door closes] 345 00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,022 -Okay. -That was a good idea. 346 00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:27,909 [fly buzzing] 347 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,403 -Run! Go. Come on. Run. 348 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,363 -What? Oh, no, geez! 349 00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:33,531 -Shit. It's a bug. 350 00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:35,408 No, no, no. Close the door. 351 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,668 Close the door. [panting] 352 00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:40,079 -Oh. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 353 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,340 Let's--I know. 354 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,677 [siren wailing in distance] 355 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,756 Oliver: I present Jackie Baldwin. 356 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,674 -Hi. Terry: Hi. 357 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:54,010 Take a seat. -Ms. Leyland, 358 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:57,263 the flight was just heavenly. 359 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,433 -Oh, you got a little taste of first class? 360 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,101 -Oh, Ms. Leyland. 361 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,437 -Oh, Terry. -Oh. 362 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,938 Whoa. I'm sweating. 363 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,649 Ms. Leyland, would you, um--I'm sorry. 364 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,693 Would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming? 365 00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:12,612 This is crazy. 366 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,497 Give me just a little squeeze. 367 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:21,954 -See, Jackie, this is real. -[laughs] 368 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,541 -I'm real. The, uh, the six-figure book deal 369 00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:28,169 I'm offering is very real. Jackie: Oh, my goodness. 370 00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:33,049 Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just... 371 00:15:33,082 --> 00:15:35,802 -Too real? -I mean, Ms. Leyland, 372 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,845 how do I even begin to thank her? 373 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:40,640 -Oh, I should be thanking her for sending you to me. 374 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,142 Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer, 375 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,852 a voice that cuts through the noise. 376 00:15:44,886 --> 00:15:47,647 A book editor gets one of those, if she's lucky. 377 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,483 And here I am, sat in front of my second. 378 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,402 You are just one signature away 379 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,621 from adding your name to my own imprint. 380 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,251 -Wow. 381 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,711 [sighs] 382 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:04,797 -[phone beeps] -Oh, sorry. 383 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:17,093 You know, Terry, 384 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:20,271 I should probably have my lawyer look at this first. 385 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,850 -You have a lawyer? Jackie: Uh-hmm. 386 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,060 She's close by. -How close? 387 00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:29,355 Because I, uh--I do need to be getting back to it. 388 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,940 Oliver: She's in the hall, loitering. 389 00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,358 Oh, I'm sure you have a minute 390 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,118 for a once-in-a-generation writer. 391 00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:37,029 -You're a quick study. 392 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,031 -Uh, I unleash Hel. 393 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,283 No punch line. 394 00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:41,367 Jackie: You got my text. 395 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,119 -Sure did. 396 00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:44,704 Jackie: Terry, meet Hel. 397 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,506 -I'm her lawyer and her cousin... 398 00:16:49,784 --> 00:16:51,093 once removed. 399 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,380 -Oh, you might wanna check your phone. [chuckles] 400 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,765 [message tone] 401 00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,355 Terry: Oh, I see. 402 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,726 Jackie: Looks like we both have a Google Alert 403 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,603 for Professor Littlejohn. 404 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,229 Hel: [laughs] 405 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,898 Okay, here it is. 406 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,817 Buried. An NDA. 407 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,819 Good thing I know where to look. 408 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,070 -[scoffs] 409 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,373 We're not total rubes. 410 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,618 -Excuse me. I just need to use the restroom. 411 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,044 I won't be a moment. 412 00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,789 The old heave-ho. 413 00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:30,841 -Elevator or stairwell? -Elevator. 414 00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:35,346 [elevator dings] 415 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:41,477 [sighs] 416 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,481 [beeps] [elevator creaks] 417 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:48,484 [screams] 418 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:50,820 man: Tough day? 419 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,498 Takes the shine off the boot. 420 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,168 Go on. 421 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,510 [quirky music playing] 422 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,968 -Don't. -You don't know 423 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,636 what I was going to say. -Enlighten me. 424 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,471 -That was bullshit. both: This is still my lab. 425 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,523 I am the head scientist. 426 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:29,859 -Follow me. 427 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:35,031 [quirky music playing] 428 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,837 -Is this... -Allowed? No. 429 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,547 Does Hilton know? 430 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,048 No. 431 00:19:01,082 --> 00:19:03,718 -So I guess everybody does have secrets. 432 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,928 -And now we have, too. 433 00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,063 But... 434 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:12,852 -[gasps] In the name of science. 435 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,520 He looks happy. 436 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,272 -Is that your scientific assessment? 437 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,357 -Yeah. Observation is foundational. 438 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,860 So beyond observation, how's he doing? 439 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,236 -Strong vitals, good appetite, 440 00:19:22,269 --> 00:19:23,779 clean fluids, solid feces. 441 00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:25,531 Les: What more could one ask for? 442 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,668 -Also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing. 443 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,746 -Interesting. But not harmful? 444 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,122 -Quite the opposite. 445 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:35,841 Happy, as you've observed, is accurate. 446 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:40,963 Don't waste your energy on Hilton's antics. 447 00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:42,715 Think of him like an overbearing father 448 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,551 with a sense of humor akin to "pull my finger." 449 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,646 There is no pleasing him and he can only please himself. 450 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,109 -I have been told that, um, 451 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,146 an overbearing father figure is a trigger for me. 452 00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,106 -A scientist who's been to therapy. 453 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,649 Uh-hmm. -[chuckles] 454 00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:02,443 Since we're getting personal, I have no, um-- 455 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:05,321 have no problem admitting that I have been to therapy. 456 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,406 Couples therapy. 457 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,784 So, there you go. 458 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,952 -You are surprising, -[chuckles] 459 00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:14,547 -which is surprising. 460 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:18,175 I'll bite. I can do personal. 461 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:21,796 How did it go? -Okay. I'll bite back. 462 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,256 Um, it's ongoing. 463 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,633 -Dare I say, complicated. 464 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,259 -Vivienne, you have no idea. 465 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,677 -Les, you got my name right. 466 00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:31,180 -[laughs] You just called me Les, 467 00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:34,650 which...please do. 468 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:39,405 [quirky music playing] 469 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,656 -Is this modeled after Union Station on Market Street? 470 00:20:48,689 --> 00:20:50,157 -Richard? -Hmm? 471 00:20:50,191 --> 00:20:51,283 -What's the fuckin' plan? 472 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,085 -Got you. -Okay. 473 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,289 [gasps] You've had a phone this whole time. 474 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,458 Okay. Because I asked for help 475 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,378 and you brought me a piece of fuckin' pie. 476 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,797 But we have a phone. Okay. So... 477 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,215 -Here's the plan. Lindy: Hit me. 478 00:21:06,248 --> 00:21:08,175 [dramatic music playing] 479 00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:09,802 -I, Richard Paul Wear, 480 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:13,472 willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself 481 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,683 in the name of love... -Oh, fuck. 482 00:21:15,716 --> 00:21:18,310 -...for the greatest love story ever told. 483 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,229 You will pen our story, 484 00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,815 inspiring lovers for generations to come, 485 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:26,360 thereby earning a second Pulitzer. 486 00:21:26,393 --> 00:21:29,697 Then, we will live out our days in the dollhouse 487 00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:31,532 as tiny people, but only in size, 488 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:33,209 not in spirit, not at heart. 489 00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:37,713 Happily ever after. 490 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,084 -That's--that's the plan, huh? 491 00:21:42,117 --> 00:21:43,544 -Yeah. That's the plan. 492 00:21:43,577 --> 00:21:46,380 -So you--uh, I just--when-- 493 00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:50,259 why, though, would you shrink yourself 494 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:53,512 without a plan 495 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,890 to make us big again, 496 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,224 Richard? -Well, I mean... 497 00:21:57,258 --> 00:21:59,018 -You have no fucking plan at all. 498 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,352 Do I have that right? -Well, no. 499 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,438 -Oh, my God. Huh? -No, no, no, no, no. 500 00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:05,232 Why did I think that you would have any answers? 501 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:08,527 I thought you were gonna save me. 502 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,196 Oh, my God. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 503 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,740 Les and the team are gonna solve the formula, eventually. 504 00:22:12,773 --> 00:22:13,908 Like, they're so close. They're-- 505 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,451 -[screams] Richard: No. 506 00:22:15,484 --> 00:22:17,536 Once they solve it, we can choose. 507 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,915 Tiny bodies, big love, big bodies, big love. 508 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,416 -Choose? 509 00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:24,710 You think I would choose this? 510 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,879 -Ah, it's run out of battery. 511 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,047 I should've... -Oh, my God. 512 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,423 Richard: I should've packed the charger, 513 00:22:29,456 --> 00:22:30,883 but, uh, I put the pie in instead 514 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,092 because you said it was your favorite. 515 00:22:32,126 --> 00:22:33,802 -I'm walking away before I punch you 516 00:22:33,836 --> 00:22:35,971 in the fucking throat. -What? 517 00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:37,932 I--wait, should I follow you? 518 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,099 -No. 519 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,143 The train has left the station. 520 00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:42,561 Okay? 521 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,771 -Uh, I'm gonna get the next train. 522 00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:45,606 I'mma get the-- -No! 523 00:22:45,639 --> 00:22:47,775 It's the end of the line, Richard. 524 00:22:47,808 --> 00:22:49,443 Richard: All right. -And the end of the metaphor. 525 00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:51,320 Okay? Richard: All right. 526 00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:53,664 -Do not fucking quote Shakespeare. 527 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,293 -Lindy? 528 00:22:58,819 --> 00:23:00,246 Terry: 15 years of silence-- 529 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,581 no, not 15 years of silence, 530 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,918 but 15 years of silence, 531 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,920 and now my dream, my imprint-- 532 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,256 my publishing imprint, 533 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,967 Terry Leyland Publishing, 534 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,179 simple, elegant, dignified, [sighs] 535 00:23:17,212 --> 00:23:19,815 is slipping through my manicured fingers. 536 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,603 Does she care? No. 537 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,314 Does she demand more? Yes. 538 00:23:27,348 --> 00:23:29,074 Are we still friends? 539 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,038 I don't know. [sighs] 540 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,206 -Hmm. 541 00:23:37,858 --> 00:23:39,251 You help her. 542 00:23:41,236 --> 00:23:42,504 Who helps you? 543 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:46,925 -Me. 544 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:55,100 -Transactional relationships are unsustainable. 545 00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:57,728 -And lonely. 546 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,528 -You are good people. 547 00:24:07,429 --> 00:24:08,814 -I know at least 30 people 548 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:10,816 who would disagree with you about that. 549 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,985 -[chuckles] 550 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,579 More opinions don't equal truth. 551 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:23,162 -You are so wise. 552 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,298 -[breathes heavily] 553 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,838 [musical ping] 554 00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,807 You got me in a twist. 555 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:38,602 -I like that. 556 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,772 A lot. 557 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,776 Les: May I--may I ask, 558 00:24:53,809 --> 00:24:55,411 uh, are you married? 559 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:57,913 -You may. 560 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,285 -Oh. 561 00:25:03,318 --> 00:25:04,411 Are you married? 562 00:25:04,445 --> 00:25:07,206 -In a way. -Is he or she...? 563 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,583 -He. -He, he--is he, um... 564 00:25:09,616 --> 00:25:12,127 -Alive? In a way. 565 00:25:12,161 --> 00:25:13,712 -Oh. -We're starting with alive. 566 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,715 -Isn't the term alive binary in its nature? 567 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:19,051 -A living organism is considered alive 568 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:21,220 if it exhibits certain characteristics 569 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,056 that differentiates it from non-living matter. 570 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,101 In a way, my husband cannot be differentiated 571 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,269 from non-living matter. -May, may I ask if he... 572 00:25:29,303 --> 00:25:31,063 -No, we're done here. 573 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:32,314 But it felt good to share. 574 00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:34,066 [machine beeping rapidly] 575 00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,151 -Oh no. -What? 576 00:25:36,185 --> 00:25:38,404 -I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure. 577 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,072 Les: A seizure? What? 578 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,657 She could die. 579 00:25:41,690 --> 00:25:44,076 Okay, I can't lose her. -Her? 580 00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:46,954 -I, uh, I--sorry, him, clearly. -Are you okay? 581 00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:48,664 -Yes, I just love the fucking cat. 582 00:25:48,697 --> 00:25:50,416 -Okay. 583 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:51,917 The seizure has stopped. 584 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,252 His heart rate is back to normal. 585 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,294 -Okay, good. 586 00:25:54,328 --> 00:25:56,472 My heart is racing. 587 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,635 -Your pulse is excessively high. 588 00:26:01,668 --> 00:26:04,646 The wrist, excessively sweaty. 589 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:10,018 -I, uh--nothing can happen to that cat, okay? 590 00:26:10,052 --> 00:26:11,603 -Mr. Magoo is fine. 591 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:14,440 I'm more worried about you. 592 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:15,941 -I appreciate your concern. 593 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:19,153 I, uh, have to go. 594 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:20,496 Excuse me. 595 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:28,287 Come on, come on. 596 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,713 Where is she? 597 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:35,043 Oh, come on. Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? 598 00:26:35,077 --> 00:26:37,796 Where is she? Come on. 599 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,014 Oh. 600 00:26:45,963 --> 00:26:48,065 -I'm utterly alone. 601 00:26:50,801 --> 00:26:52,945 -[beep] 602 00:26:59,726 --> 00:27:01,245 [objects clatter] 603 00:27:04,314 --> 00:27:05,866 I was just looking for you. 604 00:27:05,899 --> 00:27:07,409 -Why? 605 00:27:07,442 --> 00:27:09,286 Lindy: I wanted to tell you 606 00:27:09,319 --> 00:27:11,371 how much I loved your speech. 607 00:27:11,405 --> 00:27:13,415 -What are your notes, professor? 608 00:27:13,448 --> 00:27:16,543 -No notes. Very efficient use of your words. 609 00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:18,420 -Yeah. Sure. Right. 610 00:27:18,453 --> 00:27:20,964 -Efficient again. Listen, I know that 611 00:27:20,998 --> 00:27:23,592 you didn't wanna do anything for graduation, 612 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,469 but I wondered if you and I 613 00:27:25,502 --> 00:27:28,939 could go get milkshakes at Mandy's. 614 00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:32,192 -I'm not 10. 615 00:27:33,427 --> 00:27:35,145 -Yeah, uh, I know. 616 00:27:35,179 --> 00:27:36,980 I just thought it would be, you know... 617 00:27:37,014 --> 00:27:38,156 -Nostalgic? 618 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:40,400 -Uh-hmm. Yeah, you busted me. 619 00:27:40,434 --> 00:27:42,486 I'm so uncool. 620 00:27:42,519 --> 00:27:44,112 So...? 621 00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:45,739 It's just ice cream. 622 00:27:45,772 --> 00:27:47,449 What do you think? 623 00:27:47,482 --> 00:27:49,409 -Okay, I can't. 624 00:27:49,443 --> 00:27:51,745 Um, I'm leaving. 625 00:27:51,778 --> 00:27:53,914 -For where? -College. 626 00:27:53,947 --> 00:27:55,082 -It's June. 627 00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:56,500 College starts in the fall. 628 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:57,793 Lulu: Didn't Dad tell you? 629 00:27:57,826 --> 00:28:00,254 He got me, like, some internship 630 00:28:00,287 --> 00:28:03,465 or observation whatever thing. 631 00:28:03,498 --> 00:28:05,968 -Uh, no. 632 00:28:06,001 --> 00:28:07,636 No, Dad did not. 633 00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:09,012 -Dad did not what? 634 00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:11,640 -Lulu's summer plans? 635 00:28:11,673 --> 00:28:13,433 -I didn't tell you? 636 00:28:13,467 --> 00:28:15,352 -No. -Well, it was very last-minute. 637 00:28:15,385 --> 00:28:17,271 Um, I thought I told you. 638 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:18,864 Sorry. 639 00:28:26,897 --> 00:28:28,040 Where are you going? 640 00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:32,828 -Didn't I tell you? 641 00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:35,956 [blues music playing] 642 00:28:35,989 --> 00:28:39,009 [female singer vocalizing] 643 00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:41,795 Barbara: You're the second person today 644 00:28:41,828 --> 00:28:44,047 drowning sorrows in a milkshake. 645 00:28:44,081 --> 00:28:45,057 -Oh, yeah? 646 00:28:45,415 --> 00:28:46,550 Huh. 647 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,135 Was it another mother? 648 00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:49,686 -[Barbara chuckles] 649 00:28:50,671 --> 00:28:52,681 -[Lindy sighs] 650 00:28:52,714 --> 00:28:54,358 -It was me. 651 00:28:56,677 --> 00:28:58,528 -How are you sad, ever? 652 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,065 -I could ask you the same thing, 653 00:29:02,099 --> 00:29:03,525 but I've read your work, 654 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:05,652 and I mean that with all respect, 655 00:29:05,686 --> 00:29:07,371 and a hint of jest. 656 00:29:08,855 --> 00:29:12,159 -Do I know you? -Nah. Nah, nah. 657 00:29:12,192 --> 00:29:15,495 I know you and I love you. 658 00:29:15,529 --> 00:29:17,164 In full transparency, 659 00:29:17,197 --> 00:29:20,667 I work at the lab with your husband. 660 00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:22,594 -Oh, well, 661 00:29:24,746 --> 00:29:25,973 too bad. 662 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,392 [song continues] 663 00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:30,644 -Yeah. 664 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,940 [indistinct lyrics] 665 00:29:36,883 --> 00:29:37,985 You know, 666 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:42,439 I would be remiss 667 00:29:42,472 --> 00:29:44,358 if I didn't take the opportunity to tell you 668 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,193 how much I admire 669 00:29:46,226 --> 00:29:48,737 and adore your novel. 670 00:29:48,770 --> 00:29:50,405 -[chuckles] -But no, look, 671 00:29:50,439 --> 00:29:53,033 your ability to capture the weight, 672 00:29:53,066 --> 00:29:55,202 the burden of the mother's 673 00:29:55,235 --> 00:29:57,037 complicated emotional relationship, 674 00:29:57,070 --> 00:29:59,539 not only with the daughter, but with herself, come on. 675 00:29:59,573 --> 00:30:00,791 That is a masterclass. 676 00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:03,251 It is a masterclass in dimension, 677 00:30:03,285 --> 00:30:05,045 and in heartbreak, 678 00:30:05,078 --> 00:30:06,588 and in a lesser writer's hand, 679 00:30:06,621 --> 00:30:09,257 it could come across as cartoonish or salacious, 680 00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:12,928 but I was--I am, you know, it stays with you, 681 00:30:12,961 --> 00:30:16,598 and, uh, it deeply moved by the daughter's ability 682 00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:18,392 to thrive under the complex 683 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:22,604 emotional circumstances thrust upon her. 684 00:30:22,637 --> 00:30:25,440 It is a hero's journey 685 00:30:25,474 --> 00:30:29,202 underneath a comedic cry for help. 686 00:30:32,522 --> 00:30:37,411 I just wanted to give that daughter a hug. 687 00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,963 It's reductive, I know, but it's true. 688 00:30:45,827 --> 00:30:48,221 -I could really use a hug. 689 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,091 Richard: This might be overstepping, 690 00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:54,094 but I would be happy to provide one. 691 00:30:54,127 --> 00:30:57,814 -Um, okay. 692 00:30:58,965 --> 00:31:01,985 [soft music playing] 693 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:15,499 [R&B music playing] 694 00:31:19,403 --> 00:31:21,288 Richard: Is this okay? 695 00:31:21,321 --> 00:31:23,006 -That's perfect. 696 00:31:24,991 --> 00:31:26,293 [car horn honking] 697 00:31:26,326 --> 00:31:27,627 Barbara: Your mom's here. -Yeah, okay. 698 00:31:27,661 --> 00:31:28,887 Thank you, Barb. 699 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,801 I should--I should go. 700 00:31:34,835 --> 00:31:36,636 -Yeah. Okay. 701 00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:39,306 [car horn honking] 702 00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:41,808 -She doesn't like to drive at night. 703 00:31:41,842 --> 00:31:43,902 -The sun's out. -It's setting. 704 00:31:49,182 --> 00:31:52,619 [thuds] [car horn honking] 705 00:31:56,565 --> 00:31:58,208 -[sighs] 706 00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:00,919 I am alone. 707 00:32:02,571 --> 00:32:04,047 -We're all alone. 708 00:32:10,454 --> 00:32:11,505 -[sighs] 709 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,390 [wings fluttering] 710 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:17,093 [gasps, screams] 711 00:32:17,127 --> 00:32:19,146 -[fly buzzing] -[screams] 712 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,566 [panting] 713 00:32:23,717 --> 00:32:25,227 -[crackles] -[screams] 714 00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:28,897 [panting, grunting] 715 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,774 [screams] 716 00:32:30,807 --> 00:32:32,742 -[loud thud] -[groaning] 717 00:32:34,227 --> 00:32:35,328 No, no! 718 00:32:36,897 --> 00:32:38,665 [screams] 719 00:32:43,153 --> 00:32:45,088 [screams] -[metal clanging] 720 00:32:54,664 --> 00:32:55,849 -[loud thud] -[gasps] 721 00:33:03,256 --> 00:33:07,277 [tense music playing] 722 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:22,075 Martin: What are you doing? -I'm going home. 723 00:33:22,108 --> 00:33:24,911 -Because of the showdown at high noon over burgers? 724 00:33:24,945 --> 00:33:26,830 -In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay? 725 00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:30,417 -Great galloping God, what are you not getting here? 726 00:33:30,450 --> 00:33:32,586 Okay. Listen, there is a new gun in town 727 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:36,339 and he's wearing a black hat, but he has got the money. 728 00:33:36,373 --> 00:33:38,016 -Fine. Whatever. He started it. 729 00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:40,594 -That's adult. -I have to go home, Martin. 730 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,012 -Okay. You know what? 731 00:33:42,045 --> 00:33:44,598 Hey, hey. Hilton has not left the building yet. 732 00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:46,516 This does not look good. -Oh, fuck him! 733 00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:49,102 -F him! F me! 734 00:33:49,135 --> 00:33:50,270 -F everyone. -Okay. You know what? 735 00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:51,855 You are tying your own shoelaces here! 736 00:33:51,888 --> 00:33:53,815 -Tell him it's a family emergency. 737 00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:55,317 -What? Is it? -Yes. 738 00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:57,110 People could be dead. -What--what people? 739 00:33:57,143 --> 00:33:58,528 Martin: People! -Who? What? 740 00:33:58,562 --> 00:33:59,654 -People. 741 00:33:59,688 --> 00:34:02,749 [upbeat music playing] 742 00:34:11,908 --> 00:34:14,836 -Do we like that guy? -We might. 743 00:34:14,869 --> 00:34:17,797 -Okay. But do we have to, like, poke him a bit? 744 00:34:17,831 --> 00:34:20,550 You know, I can pull up the presentation. 745 00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:23,011 Watch him shake, bake, and shit. 746 00:34:23,044 --> 00:34:24,471 -Not yet. 747 00:34:24,504 --> 00:34:27,057 He's not, not useful. 748 00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:28,900 -Okay. It's your call... 749 00:34:30,510 --> 00:34:32,479 until it isn't. 750 00:34:32,512 --> 00:34:34,648 -That's not what we discussed. 751 00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:36,983 As the brains and boots on the ground, 752 00:34:37,017 --> 00:34:38,735 as you like to refer to me, 753 00:34:38,768 --> 00:34:41,913 I have final say when it comes to the... 754 00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:44,324 ...talent. 755 00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:45,492 Hilton: The talent. 756 00:34:45,525 --> 00:34:47,494 Sure. 757 00:34:47,527 --> 00:34:50,547 But my guts say poke. 758 00:34:52,032 --> 00:34:54,501 -You can't help yourself, can you? 759 00:34:54,534 --> 00:34:56,094 -Neither can you. 760 00:34:59,372 --> 00:35:00,640 Poke, poke. 761 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,093 -Don't. 762 00:35:03,126 --> 00:35:05,095 -Poke, poke. 763 00:35:05,128 --> 00:35:06,271 -Do not. 764 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,651 -What? I'm not touching you. 765 00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:14,187 Oh, you gonna go? Oh, really? 766 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,823 Okay. Well, that's childish. 767 00:35:18,099 --> 00:35:19,192 -Oh, God. 768 00:35:19,225 --> 00:35:20,902 Not now, Nils. 769 00:35:20,935 --> 00:35:22,112 No time for questions. 770 00:35:22,145 --> 00:35:24,114 No time for comments. Thank you. 771 00:35:24,147 --> 00:35:26,533 -No problem. 772 00:35:26,566 --> 00:35:27,909 I'm onto something bigger. -Oh, yeah. 773 00:35:27,942 --> 00:35:29,703 Bigger than me? I'm the story. 774 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:31,871 -Not anymore. 775 00:35:31,905 --> 00:35:33,039 -What? 776 00:35:33,073 --> 00:35:34,874 [fast jazz music playing] 777 00:35:34,908 --> 00:35:36,926 Whatever. I gotta go. 778 00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:48,805 [crowd chattering] 779 00:35:48,838 --> 00:35:50,140 man: Come on! 780 00:35:50,173 --> 00:35:51,433 Come on, come on, come on! 781 00:35:51,466 --> 00:35:52,817 -We're not bailing. We're here. 782 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,436 Look, we're walking through the doors. 783 00:35:54,469 --> 00:35:56,855 It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be great. 784 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,189 -You said you were coming earlier. 785 00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:00,525 What happened? -This is earlier. 786 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:01,993 Wear a damn watch. 787 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,363 -What's up? 788 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,990 -Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu. 789 00:36:07,023 --> 00:36:08,158 We go way back. 790 00:36:08,191 --> 00:36:10,702 -Lulu, Mike. -Hey. 791 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,120 -Come find me when you get a break, okay? 792 00:36:12,153 --> 00:36:13,838 -Anything for you, boss. 793 00:36:15,323 --> 00:36:16,758 Wow. 794 00:36:18,326 --> 00:36:20,295 You got ID? 795 00:36:20,328 --> 00:36:21,880 -What? -ID! 796 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,548 -Yeah. I--it's... Mike: I'm just kidding. 797 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,508 You look 21 to me. 798 00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:26,634 Go. 799 00:36:26,668 --> 00:36:29,729 [indistinct yelling] 800 00:36:32,507 --> 00:36:34,684 -Cute, right? -I hate him. 801 00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:37,737 [tense music playing] 802 00:36:47,856 --> 00:36:49,199 [gasps, grunts] 803 00:36:49,232 --> 00:36:52,252 [fly buzzing] 804 00:36:58,074 --> 00:37:01,094 [groaning] 805 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,556 [groaning] 806 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:10,011 -I will save myself. 807 00:37:10,044 --> 00:37:13,314 [tense music playing] 808 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,734 Come on, fucker! 809 00:37:29,731 --> 00:37:31,583 [grunts] 810 00:37:34,611 --> 00:37:37,922 [grunting] 811 00:37:43,244 --> 00:37:46,264 [panting] 812 00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:04,449 [sighs] This isn't goodbye, Space Colon. 813 00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:07,068 It's over now. 814 00:38:07,101 --> 00:38:09,988 [rock music playing] 815 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:12,240 -[beeps] 816 00:38:12,273 --> 00:38:13,825 -For me! This is for me! -Okay. Okay. 817 00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:15,326 There we--there we go. Here we go. We're going in. 818 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,462 We're going in. 819 00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:20,915 -I can't believe you just did that. 820 00:38:20,949 --> 00:38:24,669 [overlapping chatter, laughter] 821 00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:26,921 woman: I did two shots. I did two shots, Mckenna. 822 00:38:26,955 --> 00:38:28,423 -Mic Drop! 823 00:38:28,456 --> 00:38:30,175 Mic Drop. 824 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:32,260 -You did the thing at graduation, right? 825 00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:34,137 Yeah. Uh... -The mic drop? 826 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:35,263 -Mic Drop. 827 00:38:35,296 --> 00:38:37,640 -Yeah. That was me. -[grunts] 828 00:38:37,674 --> 00:38:40,310 My grandma hated your speech. 829 00:38:40,343 --> 00:38:43,104 And, uh, I hate my grandma, so thank you. 830 00:38:43,137 --> 00:38:44,772 Yeah, I told you, you stupid assholes. 831 00:38:44,806 --> 00:38:46,149 It's her. It's Mic Drop. 832 00:38:46,182 --> 00:38:48,985 all: Oh, Mic Drop. man: You rock, girl! 833 00:38:49,018 --> 00:38:51,446 -See? No one cares. 834 00:38:51,479 --> 00:38:53,990 Fun, right? -Sure. 835 00:38:54,023 --> 00:38:56,034 -Are you at Forest Park? -No. 836 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,536 Are you kidding? -It's just a question. 837 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:01,506 Steffy: Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan. 838 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,625 Oh. Did you guys know 839 00:39:03,658 --> 00:39:06,794 that her mom wrote My Rainbow Starts with Black? 840 00:39:06,828 --> 00:39:08,338 -That's your mom? 841 00:39:08,371 --> 00:39:10,223 -We read it in class. 842 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:13,051 -Your mom's childhood. 843 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,303 The dinner table. Wow. 844 00:39:15,336 --> 00:39:17,055 -The class was Narcissism In Fiction. 845 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,890 And we know it's fiction. 846 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,975 -There's a lot of truth in fiction. 847 00:39:21,009 --> 00:39:22,227 Was your mom capable of showing you 848 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:24,479 any kind of affection at all? 849 00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,898 -What the fuck kind of question is that? 850 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,192 -So defensive. Hmm, that tracks. 851 00:39:29,225 --> 00:39:31,569 Matteo: Hey, Mic Drop! Hey! -What? 852 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:33,571 Matteo: Shots? Let's go. Shots. -No. Lulu. 853 00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,907 Lulu. She--please don't. Matteo: Let's go. 854 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,158 -It's fine. Steffy: No, it's not fine. 855 00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:38,493 Lulu: It's fine. 856 00:39:38,526 --> 00:39:39,878 Matteo: We're doing shots with Mic Drop. 857 00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:47,552 [whimsical music playing] 858 00:39:50,246 --> 00:39:52,724 [high-pitched motor whirring] 859 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,435 -Huh. 860 00:39:57,253 --> 00:39:59,347 -You look, uh... -Filthy. 861 00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:00,773 -I was gonna say strong. 862 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,893 -So that's my phone. 863 00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:05,687 I'm impressed. 864 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,856 -That, huh? Well, I hoped you would be. 865 00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:10,233 -I'm driving. 866 00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:11,359 -You're--you're what? 867 00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:13,695 Wait--wait. We're leaving? 868 00:40:13,728 --> 00:40:15,913 -Yeah. We'll come back and loot the place. 869 00:40:18,107 --> 00:40:19,834 [exhales] -Where are we going? 870 00:40:20,902 --> 00:40:23,204 -Into the sunset, Richie. 871 00:40:23,237 --> 00:40:25,173 It's the dawn of a new day. 872 00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:32,630 -So I'm a little worried--oh. -I miss you. 873 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:34,215 -What are you talking about? -Oh, 874 00:40:34,248 --> 00:40:36,134 -we need to get you some water. -Water is dumb. 875 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,385 It's just stuff in the lakes. 876 00:40:37,418 --> 00:40:39,137 -Okay. -"Was your mom 877 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:43,308 even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?" 878 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:46,227 -Funny. -She's drunk. 879 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,645 -Steff, I'm gonna go. 880 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,113 I'll see you after the New Year. Steffy: Okay. 881 00:40:50,306 --> 00:40:54,110 [screaming] 882 00:40:54,143 --> 00:40:55,737 -What the fuck? 883 00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:57,789 [rock music playing] 884 00:40:59,315 --> 00:41:01,159 Psycho! 885 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:02,460 Let's go! 886 00:41:04,445 --> 00:41:06,247 -My God. Just--why? 887 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,749 Oh, my God. Why? 888 00:41:07,782 --> 00:41:10,168 Steffy: What is wrong with you? -I'm sorry. 889 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,670 I don't go to LOL University with all of y'all. 890 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:15,089 -You're acting like a bitch. -Me? 891 00:41:15,123 --> 00:41:16,341 I'm a bitch? 892 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,259 -I think you overreacted. 893 00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:19,594 I get it, your mom's a trigger. But... 894 00:41:19,627 --> 00:41:20,928 -Wait, wait though. 895 00:41:20,962 --> 00:41:23,481 Is that, like, your professional opinion? 896 00:41:24,298 --> 00:41:26,684 -Wow. Huh. 897 00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:29,479 -Okay. Look, you have to go to a better school 898 00:41:29,512 --> 00:41:31,814 if you want people to take you seriously. 899 00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:34,409 Okay? I'm just being real. 900 00:41:36,978 --> 00:41:39,155 -Hey, you ever read your mom's book? 901 00:41:39,188 --> 00:41:42,950 -No. Um, she wrote some shit about me one time. 902 00:41:42,984 --> 00:41:45,536 So, um, I already know she hates me. 903 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:46,788 -Hmm. Yeah. 904 00:41:46,821 --> 00:41:49,123 Uh, well, you might wanna read it. 905 00:41:49,157 --> 00:41:51,626 -Oh? Why? 906 00:41:51,659 --> 00:41:54,262 -Because you're just like her. 907 00:41:56,664 --> 00:41:57,932 Mic drop. 908 00:41:59,542 --> 00:42:02,603 [indistinct chatter] 909 00:42:04,881 --> 00:42:08,401 [crowd cheering, laughing] 910 00:42:09,102 --> 00:42:12,021 -Word to the wise, if you wanna be liked, 911 00:42:12,055 --> 00:42:13,314 don't be a dick. 912 00:42:13,347 --> 00:42:14,649 -Okay. 913 00:42:14,682 --> 00:42:16,734 Word to the dipshit, 914 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,986 I don't give a fuck who likes me. 915 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:21,155 -Uh, bullshit. 916 00:42:21,189 --> 00:42:22,490 -Fact. 917 00:42:22,523 --> 00:42:24,409 -Oh, you care too much. 918 00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,877 And it's showing. 919 00:42:29,030 --> 00:42:32,049 [tense music playing] 920 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,761 [tires screech] 921 00:42:50,384 --> 00:42:51,853 [door closes] 922 00:42:51,886 --> 00:42:53,438 -Les! -Mom? 923 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,690 -What're you doing here? -What are you doing here? 924 00:42:55,723 --> 00:42:56,941 -I live here. -Well, you're supposed to be 925 00:42:56,974 --> 00:42:58,192 in Vermont, dear. 926 00:42:58,226 --> 00:42:59,777 I'm here to catsit. 927 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:02,947 Where is Mr. Magoo? -Mom, Mom, stop! 928 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,123 Put everything down. 929 00:43:06,067 --> 00:43:07,285 Put it down. 930 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,036 -Well, I--I--I'm almost done. 931 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,080 Oh, my suitcase. It bumped the plant. 932 00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:12,290 -I don't care. I don't care. 933 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:13,374 Just leave it. 934 00:43:13,407 --> 00:43:16,210 Don't walk or move 935 00:43:16,244 --> 00:43:18,379 or do or touch anything. 936 00:43:18,412 --> 00:43:20,047 Anything. 937 00:43:20,081 --> 00:43:21,265 -Les? 938 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:24,719 [objects clattering] 939 00:43:24,752 --> 00:43:26,888 I--I--I just cleaned that up. 940 00:43:26,921 --> 00:43:28,389 Here. Let me--Let me... -No, no, no, please! 941 00:43:28,422 --> 00:43:31,642 Just don't, please, just stay where you are. 942 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,060 Do not move. 943 00:43:33,094 --> 00:43:35,780 [objects clatter] 944 00:43:43,938 --> 00:43:44,997 Stay. 945 00:43:47,441 --> 00:43:50,461 [???] 946 00:43:56,492 --> 00:43:57,885 Lindy? 947 00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:00,463 Lindy, where are you? 948 00:44:00,496 --> 00:44:03,558 [tense music playing] 949 00:44:04,959 --> 00:44:07,979 [suspenseful music playing] 950 00:44:10,673 --> 00:44:12,642 Oh, fuck. 951 00:44:12,675 --> 00:44:15,695 [music continues] 952 00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:38,277 [music ends] 953 00:45:38,327 --> 00:45:42,877 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 63511

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