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Let me see.

How are you feeling?

It'll be okay. Don't be afraid.

I'll get you for this, you cheapskate.

Come on, enjoy the experience.

What experience? Getting lynched?

Hello?

You know what they do to gay people in their countries?

Yoni, chill, nobody's gonna bother you.

I have to get a selfie with one of these women in black.

-What's that jellabiya called? -A burqa.

Don't mess around, Shira.

What do you think, is it nice to ask?

Sorry.

Thank you.

Hey!

Take it easy, man.

-Oh, my God, I'm sorry. -You put it in my face.

-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sir. -Take it easy.

-Yes, yes, okay, sorry. -Okay.

Allow me to help you.

What?

I will help you.

-Okay. Thank you. -You're welcome.

Excuse me.

Did you see how angry he got at me?

Rightfully so.

Jeez.

We already had tickets for El Al.

They cost a thousand dollars.

These were half, that's two more months in India.

Shwai, ya zalame is right. You knocked your bag into his face.

Fine. I can't deal with you anymore, okay?

-Fine. -Fine.

Aren't you excited?

-About what? -Get excited, it's India.

When we get to India I'll be excited.

All right, let's take a selfie.

-Did the lights just go out? -No, it's probably just turbulence.

What do you mean, turbulence?

Ladies and gentlemen, please go to your seats

and fasten your seat belts.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put the seat belts. Thank you.

-Do you have your seat belts on? -This is mine.

You need to put your seat belts on.

Hey, it's fine.

Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

We are experiencing technical difficulties with one of our engines at this time.