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Yeah, I'll cuddle you.

Oh, you want me to tell you a bedtime story, do you?

Hmm.

Okay.

I'll tell you a bedtime story.

So there was once a little prince.

And the little prince had to grow up really fast.

Because he was going to be the king.

And unfortunately, his father was a heroic general.

And he unfortunately died when the prince was, you know, just barely 16.

And so the prince had to become king when he was 18.

And his mother, the queen, was really worried.

queen for her son the prince and she looked far

and wide to find a beautiful queen a beautiful

princess for her son she found some pretty ones with long hair and she found

some smart ones and she found some some that were you know wonderful at playing

music and some that were and could laugh and some that could tell

amazing stories.

But none of them would do.

No.

So the queen hatched a plan because there was only one woman in the whole

kingdom that could satisfy the list of things.

And that was herself.

So the queen made sure that she could do anything that she could.

And she told her prince on the wedding day that, you know, to be ready

and that she found the person. And so when he went up the aisle and he saw his

princess with the veil covered face and he got really excited, you know, this is

the person that's going to spend the rest of his life with. This is the

that he was going to, you know, lose his virginity to.

So he pulled back the veil, and it

was his mother who had made a deal with a horrible

witch so that she could be transformed into an 18 -year -old princess.

The prince was confused and scared at first, but then he grew excited.

He grew excited, right?

down in his pants and when the priest told him to kiss the bride he got really

really hard and it was a little embarrassing for the whole kingdom and

when they were finally alone on their wedding night the prince and

his princess mother the prince couldn't help himself

and he took all of his princess mother's clothes off

and he fucked her and he came

and they made millions and millions of little prince and princess

babies.

Did you like the story?

Yeah?

Well, it's just a story.

But you know, sometimes stories can come true

if you really, really want them to.

Do you want it too, son?

Good. Come on.

Enter me.