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-Gentlemen,

our new language, Spanish,

is coming along really well.

-So, far it's looking good. [ Chuckles ]

-But I was thinking, what if we made it harder to learn?

So I had an amazing idea.

-Please, tell us. -Go ahead. Tell us.

-Every word is a boy or a girl.

-One more time?

He said every boy -- every word is a boy or a girl.

And here is what we decided so far.

♪♪

-The first word is "morning."

Morning is a girl -- la mañana.

-Yes! Ah, the -- the morning is a girl

because the morning is like...

[High-pitched voice] "Hey!"

-The next word is "night" -- la noche.

-[Normal voice] Yes, "night" is also a girl

because night is like...

[High-pitched voice] "Good night!"

-The next word is "ocean."

"Ocean" is a boy -- el océano.

-Yes, the ocean is a boy because it's fun,

but sometimes, for no reason, it kill you.

[ Chuckles ]

-Okay, okay, I get it now.

So, like, a girl word is a girl thing.

Like, "dress" is a girl.

-No, "dress" is a boy.

-[ Castilian accent ] Um. Excusthe me?

-[ Sighs ]

Yes, uh, the delegate from "Barthelona."

-Yes. Barthelona. Um.

I'm thorry, slightly unrelated,

but I'm having throuble thaying some of these wordsth.

-Yes, yes,

that's because your tongue is too far out of your mouth.

Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Tongue is -- ugh!

-Now let me do one that's gonna blow your mind --

the Bible.

The Bible is a girl.

-Why is the Bible a girl?

-Because it's beautiful. -Oh.

-Yes, and also because the Bible,

everything you want to do, it say, "No."

[ Laughs ]

-Oh, yes. -Yes.

-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-Yes, yes, yes.

-Well, I'm thorry. Uh, Barthelona again.

But I don't see how we can remember all of this.

I think we should skip this.

-Thank you. Thank you for your feedback.

As a reward, this man will take you.

-Oh, okay. Hola.

Okay. Adiós.

-Everybody, don't worry. He's gonna be just fine.

-No, please!

[ Blade slices, thump ]

-And now, with a few more rules

that you'll only need to remember for school,

but will be totally useless in real life,

please welcome my cousin.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone.

Please listen carefully.

Okay. We will do also formal and unformal -- informal,

like "you" or "you."

-Okay. Okay. -That's good.

-What if the letter "r" lasted a long time,

like "rrrrrr"?

-Oh, I like that. [ Chuckles ]

It can also be sexy, you know, like "errrrre!"

[ Laughs ] -Oh, I like that.

Can I try?

Ugh-ugh-ugh-ah-ah!

Well, can't do that. [ Chuckles ]

-Okay, one last thing, not related to anything --

I think we should take a nap in the middle of the day.

-Oh! -Yeah, yeah.

-I like that. -Yeah.

-Okay. I think that's enough progress for today.

And whoever doesn't die of disease in the night,

I will see you tomorrow.

-Okay! Tomorrow!

-Okay. See you tomorrow. Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]