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Do you like this? Not porn, but like this today.

I have tremendous anxiety.

Who are you?

I don't know if I know you or not. It's freaking me out.

Blind Date from Balessa Plus.

Unscripted moments, sex the way they want it, and performers and their most

selves.

Hi guys, welcome to Balessa Blind Date. You can talk now.

Hey. Hello.

Have either of you ever been set up on a blind date in real life before?

No. No. Why is that? I mean, do you not trust your friend?

Or does nobody think that you're worthy of setting up on a date?

I don't know. I didn't even know that was a thing people do these days.

What are friends?

Same. Do you trust me to pick somebody for you to go on a blind date with?

Of course.

No.

She's honest.

Okay, so how would you say one of your closest friends would describe you to

another person?

What am I? I don't know.

Just really weird.

Really down to earth. Very giggly, giddy.

I just like to have fun.

Somebody very close to me said that I am...

The most complicated, simple person they've ever met.

Interesting.

If you could be any animal, what would you be?

I'd be a dog, I think. I love dogs. And the way my dogs are just pampered at

home, I would love to be my own dog.

So there's two that are very different that I'm thinking about.

Okay. So I'm just going to say both.

Okay. An elephant.

Because they're very, like, loving with their family and they're like that.

But also a leopard.

Why? Because they're fast and they're extremely, extremely, they're one of the

best at camouflage.

Interesting.

My understanding of both of you is you guys are pretty well -traveled. Is there

any place in the world that you want to go that you haven't been?

I actually haven't left the country yet.

What? Besides Mexico.

Which is Tijuana.

For some reason, I thought you went somewhere last year, but maybe not.

Well, I mean, I've been on both ends of the country. That's about it.

Which is pretty fucking cool for me, but I can't say where because I'll give it

away, I think. Yeah, I think you will.

Do you think you know who it is?

I don't. Okay. Where would you go?

Space.

Okay.

I would love to go to space. I think I'm going to miss it by, like, about 10

years.

Because people are going to go to space eventually, like normal people.

Yeah. But I think I'm just going to miss it.

Well, they're saying that longevity is within the reach of the people. I think

it's the younger generation today, but that those people might live to 140.

Oh, God. I know. I don't believe that. I cannot.

fathom being alive that long. Would you want to be?

I don't know.

I'm like, I'm enjoying the youth and whatnot, but I feel like past a certain

age, once you can't, you just start slowing down on moving, I feel like

just waiting, you know? I don't know.

I know you have a thought on this. Well, I think that if people lived to be 140,

you would view it, like, time is...

relevant to what we view it as, right? So if you live to be 140, as somebody

who's grown up with people living to be 70, 80 years old, then it would seem a

long time. But if people are living to be 140, then that'd be expected.

Oh, true.

Yeah. I don't think it's like, you know how you turn 90 and you can't do

anything anymore. I don't think you're going to have 60 years of doing nothing.

If you live to be 140, you'll probably have way more.

productive years this is so sexual true do you guys have questions

for each other respective of who are you like anything you want to know about

each other i have a hunch of who this could be really i think what now now

guess but why the answer i would say the

Pacing at what they're talking?

I don't know. It seems very familiar to someone I might know.

Okay. Do you want to guess? If she's right, are you okay if she guesses it is

wrong or if she is right? We're not going to confirm or deny if she's right.

I don't care. Whatever you want, yeah.

Who do you think it is?

Isn't it Ryan?

Okay, why do you think it's Ryan?

I don't know. Driller or McClain? I don't know if this is distorting it.

Which Ryan?

Can we?

Yeah, let me be more specific.

Ryan Driller?

I don't know. I'm asking. Okay, so Ryan Driller. It just sounds like it, I don't

know if it's distorting it to a point, but also I've talked with him a little

bit, so like it's kind of so familiar.

I don't know. Okay, all right.

I don't know. Interesting. Yeah.

Anything you guys want to ask each other?

Do you like this? Not porn, but like...

this today i have tremendous anxiety no i am like so nervous

and it's so weird because i haven't felt like nerves like this but i want to say

since i shot my first porn like i'm like who are you i don't know if i know you

or not it's freaking me out um but if i had a question how are you this morning

I will just say this. That is the exact question I would expect this person to

ask.

I have, like, no idea who this is.

Interesting. Okay. I do have one guess, actually.

But I'm not guessing it.

Okay, will you tell us later?

Yeah. When you step forward and you see her, will you be like, I was right?

No. Okay. All right.

Anything that you would like to know about me? Wait, wait, wait, wait. If I

right, yeah, yeah. I'm also very fucking nervous like her.

I have so much anxiety right now. You won't be when you see who it is.

I think you guys will be happy.

I think?

I don't think you guys are on each other's nose.

Anything you want each other to know about you sexually?

I am very much a...

sensual kind of teasing kind of partner i guess i love to

experiment with touch and talking and licking and sucking and all the

good things um i just really love being involved like using in the process

yeah you know i like to tease as much

As I can. I love a lot of foreplay. I think that's the hottest part.

And then just all that teasing and then finally gets to fuck, you know?

Yeah. Yeah.

Same. Nice.

Anything else you guys want to know?

Wait, how was your day?

Terrible, actually. I overslept.

Well, now it's a lot better. I just felt really bad this morning about

oversleeping. I ain't got no too cozy in bed.

I'm here and I feel a lot better and I'm excited and nervous and yeah, that's

how my morning went.

He's analyzing the voice. I am. I'm trying. Yeah.

Don't take your thing off. I'm not. I'm adjusting it. I have, I told you I don't

like wearing headphones. Okay. Yeah.

They can be. Yeah, I get it. All right.

No talking.

Take off your headphones, but no talking and you're going to hang them on that.

Boom pole right there. Yep.

Take them off. Oh, don't do anything yet. Yeah, you can take them off. Yep.

Okay. You can push it forward if you want so that when you step forward, you

don't run into it or anything.

Okay, guys.

Hold on just a second there, sir.

Okay, you can step down. I just don't want you because you've got heels on. Be

careful. Okay.

And slowly step forward.

And meet your blind date.

Oh, my God. Ron Ryan.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

my God. That's so funny.

Hello. Hey, how are you? I'm great. I have so much anxiety with this. So did

It's you.

I know. It's you. I'm so glad it's you. Holy shit. I was like, oh.

I thought it was so unfamiliar.

I was like, I was like, hey, Ron Ryan. I know.

He's one of the only people like I consider like not a friend like like

Interesting like yeah interesting that you would yeah I

was talking about years or age

140

Man, I feel like I've talked with this person before. It sounds way too

familiar, but I still feel better.

I'm good.

I'm a lot better now.

I mean, like, when I said my morning was terrible, I did not mean it.

Well, it's not. I don't take it personally. I mean, it's not.

No, it's just. Yeah.

I woke up so late. I know. I'm like stuck on it, but I'm

excited. I get to have sex with someone familiar. I know.

Um, I still remember your nose really just... No, what's that?

Nothing.

Nothing? Okay.

Um... I feel like the last time we were together was here.

No,

you're not wrong. It was here. Yeah.

Hey,

guys, I do need to remind you, at 11 .20, which you will be in the middle of

sex, the national thing is going off.

Our phones. So don't be alarmed.

We'll be loud noise at 11. Do we need to turn it on airplane mode?

We can, but whatever.

Okay, I was like, I didn't turn mine off. I didn't want you guys to be like,

It's like, we finally got comfortable, and then the phone's every single time.

Right? Oh, Jesus, I'd freak out. Okay, good thing you guys told us.

How is, like... Have we worked since my titties? Oh!

Oh!

right before then. We did, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Adam?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, they're great. They're really squishy.

I mean, I can just take them out at this point. Yeah.

But they are amazing. They're so fun to play with. I love everything about it.

Yeah, there's no issues. You want to take a grab?

Those are great.

Right? Yeah. Aren't they fun?

Yeah, those are great.

Thanks.

Um, okay.

So when do we, like, is there a timeline? Do you guys just want us to

Just, like, yeah, just fuck and have fun. Okay.

Maybe, like, 25 minutes, guys, okay?

Okay. Sounds good. Can I get a water?

Me too.

Oh,

I got you. Thank you.

I didn't trust, so you were on the list of people, and

she was like, nobody on the list, and I can't get anyone on the list. Like, who

else? Mm -hmm.

And then so I tried to give her different names, but then I thought,

thinking, like, is she fucking with me?

Like, is she trying to, like, keep it?

Wait, wait, wait.

It's completely.

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

So, like, I was, oh, man.

You should actually, you should feel really good about yourself.

Why?

Because.

I just realized.

Because when she said no one on the list, like, like.

She's like, yeah, like, think of other names. Like, I thought of your name,

like, again.

And I checked. I was like, no, I already said Giselle. Yeah.

Yeah. So I thought of your name twice.

Yeah.

Nice. I was like, shit, okay.

Yeah. Huh. I was trying so hard not to, like, give away things that would be,

like, so noticeable. I wonder what it's like for you because there's only so

many guys.

Mm -hmm.

Like, it can only, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not.

And the thing is for me, like, I talk.

With almost, like, every scene partner I've had. Unless they're, like, super

-duper quiet.

Right. And, like, are, like, more introverted.

So, like, at this point, like, I kind of recognize. And I've also worked with

enough people. Yeah, yeah. I feel like you have, like, a little unfair

with that. For sure. Because I feel like there's way more girls that could be,

or that you've worked with or haven't worked with. Like, we would genuinely,

like, not know.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I've been around the block once or twice from the point of just doing it.

So, I'm like, I...

Recognize certain things. Yeah. But.

Have you done this before?

Mm -mm.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

Once. Mm -mm.

Yeah, it's actually, yeah.

Is it nerve -wracking every time or is it this time? Extremely. And even this

time, like, I've gone through a lot of different things in my life since that

time. And I thought, well, I'm not going to be nervous anymore.

Right. Because so much shit has happened.

Yeah. I won't be nervous.

Even now, like, I'm still, like.

I know.

Because, like.

Like, yeah. Who are you?

It's definitely the most nerve -wracking thing, right?

Yeah, no, because that's so funny. Like, I'm shaky a little bit. I'm like, why?

Like, I swear, this is my job.

It's not, yeah, but just not knowing, like, and everybody's being quiet.

Everybody's acting all, like, in the voice. It sounds like we're in, like,

or something.

Yeah, I was like, oh, man. I don't know if that, could you hear any bits and

pieces of the talking that you could think it was me?

No. Like, my voice? I was just trying to go off of not your voice, because you

have a very specific, like, very unique voice.

Yeah. I feel like that one. Right. But I was trying to go off of, like, your

inflections and what you were saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, like, I genuinely, yeah.

Interesting, because I swear, for me at least, I was like, I could hear bit,

just bit, out of the random distortion. And I was like.

When you said Ryan, I was impressed.

I was like, how the fuck knew you said Driller? I was like, oh, okay. No, now

that you say that, I was like, you guys kind of sound familiar.

You guys are sound familiar, similar. Similar, yeah. Yes. Oh, that's so

interesting. Yeah.

But I'm excited.

So good to see you again.

Good to see you.

Especially when you said the sensual stuff, I was like, oh.

I was like, may have been another Ryan. Like, a thing went off. I was like, it

used to be a Ryan. You guys talk too similar.

But the sensual stuff, I was like, oh.

That's my good friend, Ryan.

McLean. There we go.

I know, it's like, yeah. It's so complicated. I took the wrong thing to

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

That's fucking bad.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

You got me there.

Okay.

Those jokes feel so good.

Oh, thank you.

You really fucking pissed me off on that podcast.

Oh.

Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucking funny. That's so cute.

I'm scared. I'm so scared.

Oh my fucking god.

You taste good as always.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

I'm so glad.

I know, right?

See? You didn't trust me, Robin.

Come on.

I'm not going to fuck you over. I mean, it's like if you have, like, a

quarterback, sometimes they throw a touchdown.

blind date you guys thank you so much i had a great time