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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hello.

Hi.

It's time for the family Christmas photo. Put that on, sweetie.

Great. I have one for you, too.

Oh, great. But you need to change in our bedroom or the bathroom.

Not here.

All right, if you say so.

I do.

Put this on.

It's time for the Christmas photo.

Oh, God.

Boy, everybody is such a little pervert today.

This wholesome family Christmas shoot is just what we need to make everybody

better. But first...

Mama's gonna get hers.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

We really have to do this.

Yeah. So, Mom, can we hurry this up? These jammies are hot.

God, no. Ugh.

Itchy. Stay still. Are you recording? No, I'm taking pictures.

Itchy. We'll stay still when we find the right pose, but we're still figuring it

out over here, you know? Okay, so maybe together a little more between the candy

canes. He's heating up.

Okay, well, it's a minute, 3D, I'm going to get it.

Focus on your pretty little faces.

Okay, well, two of the three of you figured it out. Turn around, Enzo. Hey,

on. I'm so sorry. The camera's over here.

You want me closer? That's a nice little swap family.

We have a terrible photo drive.

Okay.

Everybody smile!

Don't you fucking tell her. Don't you fucking tell her. Don't you fucking tell

her. Yes, I am. Look, look, look.

Uh -huh.

All right, guys.

I'm going to set the timer to be right.

Here we go.

What was that?

He had an itch.

It might tell me.

Oh, shit. We missed the photo.

I'm going to set it up to take, like, 15 photos. We'll just move, okay? Hold on.

Okay. Stay right where you are.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, the photos are on.

Oh.

Everybody smile.

Swap mom, what are you doing?

Um, I was just trying to help her go down.

Yeah, right. That's when you get it up.

Um, besides, what are you, finger fucking your swap daughter?

What? No, absolutely not. I'm just helping her with this flap that came

back here. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, I call BS. You've been wanting to fuck her

since day one. Oh, come on. You've been rubbing your ass on a single day. You

can fuck Enzo.

Oh, damn. How dare you, young lady?

Is this what you want? Oh, really? Because I'm sure they want small perky

No, they don't.

BS.

This is Christmas.

It's supposed to be a day of peace and love.

Okay?

We're supposed to be celebrating our special bond as like a swap family.

Isn't that what Christmas is all about, guys?

That's so touching, sweetie.

Thank you.

But... I do think we should all just fuck.

Yeah, I'm cool with that.

I can go for that, too.

Well... Shit.

Okay. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Merry Christmas!

I've got a stocking, and it has a present in it for me.

Stocking's perfect.

Yeah.

This is so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

How about we take you to the couch?

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Look at this naughty pod.

Oh.

Thank you.

You're fucking sick.

You're fucking sick.

Oh, my God, it's so fucking hot. It can barely fit in my mouth.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, keep swallowing it like that. Swallow.

Swallow. Swallow.

Swallow.

Swallow.

Swallow.

How's it going over there, swap daughter?

You look pretty good sucking that shit. And your ass looks pretty good from over

here. Are we finally getting along?

I think we just needed a little dick in our mouth.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, I love feeling your hands up.

I want you to fuck me through the butt flap.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah, you like all that juicy booty, don't you?

Fuck yeah, son.

Good.

God, it's so fucking good.

It's so good.

I'll share it with you.

Thank you.

Oh, there's what I'm for.

Oh, my God.

He has a good voice, I feel it. Yes, yes, yes.

Bye.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Gliding into my pussy.

I have an idea.

Let's switch.

Okay.

Let's get rid of these pajamas.

You're right. They were an awful idea. I'm so sorry I did this to you guys.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Come here. Come

here.

Come

here.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

I think it's time to eat some pussy, don't you?

Oh, God.

You've got to never ask.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

oh my god yes

yes yes yes

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

You think we taste like each other.

I never thought about that.

Oh my God.

So good.

Okay, boys.

It's time for you to switch.

As much as I love feeling that on my pussy, I want to feel some dick.

Some Swap Sun dick.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

It's going to come all over Swamp Mom's teeth.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck her the way she deserves it. Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Oh, you're doing such a good job.

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, my God.

I want that fucking crumb. Yeah? Yeah.

Are you ready for that cream pie?

Oh, I'm so ready for all that crumb out of my titties.

Yes.

I want you to fucking give it to me.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you. Can you pull me up?

Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck me into a new crumb. Pull it out and spray it on your tits.

Thank you,

thank you, thank you. Please, please, please.

I love you so bad. I love you.

Oh, my

God.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

if I can come. I want it all.

Come inside me. Come inside me. Come inside me. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my

God.

I guess we won't be taking any Christmas pictures this year.