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Good morning, Doctor.

Oh, good morning, Charles.

You're looking splendid.

I feel splendid.

Every day and in every way, you're feeling better and better.

Indeed. Now, why don't you sit here?

Wouldn't you like me to... Not unless you want to.

No. It'll be quite comfortable here. Thank you.

Doctor, I'm surprised.

Oh, of course.

You quit.

Three months ago.

You know, there was a time when your forgetfulness would have made me feel

rejected. Not now.

Well, a little rejected, perhaps.

Did you do it intentionally?

Why should I do that?

Well, I'm a patient you consider to be completely rehabilitated.

On your recommendation soon to appear before the sanity board.

Your reputation on the line.

A little test, perhaps.

Not very long ago, an obvious trick like that would have sent you into a

towering rage.

And poor old Clouseau would have silently and passively submitted to

massacre.

It's a miracle you were somehow able to keep putting him back together again.

Poor old Clouseau.

There was a time when I couldn't even speak his name.

There was also a time when you would joyfully have killed him.

Yes.

I was a thick man, wasn't I? Mm -hmm.

We've come a long way, haven't we?

And you're not even a little bit bothered when you think of Clouseau?

Not even a little bit.

Do you believe me? If you say so.

Well, I could be lying.

You are a good psychiatrist, but I may be a better liar.

For your sake, I hope you're not.

Sooner or later, you'd run into Clouseau and then back here for life.

No more chance of another hearing.

Coming here day after day, watching you chain -smoke yourself into an early

grave, and knowing that on certain mornings you'll be particularly morose

testy because you've had another fight with your wife, like this morning.

How do you know that?

It's the only time you doodle.

I keep forgetting you used to be Chief Inspector of the Surrey, eh?

And will be again.

What? Clouseau is chief inspector now.

Until the better man comes along.

Well, in that case, I think Inspector Clouseau had better start looking to his

laurels.

What?

You mean... The board meets at two this afternoon.

This afternoon?

If everything goes as I expect it to, you'll be out of here this afternoon.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. See you at two.

Clouseau!

Now, now, Doctor.

Some people would consider your methods most unorthodox.

I was just making sure that you're not a better liar than I am as a

psychiatrist.

Two o 'clock.

How?

Out with the bad air, in with the good.

Out with the bad air, in with the good.

She's obliged.

Pervert!

Dirty old men.

Closer. Please, there is no need to thank me.

Thank you. For saving her life.

Someone.

I was hit on the head.

Yes, sir. You have received a bump on the head.

Bump? What? You said bump. Yes, I know that.

It is a large bump. You could receive a concussion from such a bump.

Allow me to... No!

I'm all right.

I'm fine.

Never better.

Just a little... a little shaky.

Probably the shock of... I mean the surprise of seeing you here again today.

Well, I received a report from the sanity commission that they were going

review your case today. So I thought a few words from me on your behalf.

Oh, God.

I mean, how generous of you, but... Well, I'm not without influence, you

Yes, I know that.

Yes, I have become a rather important official in the department.

I've heard. You're the new chief inspector.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, we made quite a few changes since you went crazy.

For the better, I'm sure.

By the way, Sergeant Chevalier sent you his kind regards.

Oh, Sergeant Chevalier.

Good old Sergeant Chevalier.

How is he, anyway?

Well, you know, there are leaders and there are followers.

And I'm afraid that Sergeant Chevalier will always be a follower, eh? Oh, yes.

And you, my friend Clouseau, a leader, eh?

Always a leader.

Onwards and upwards to the top.

It is my karma.

What? My destiny.

Oh, yes.

Yes, a few more years on the force and I might even be persuaded to run for the

public office.

You can count on my vote.

And you, my friend, can count on me to do everything in my power to get you out

of this plaza.

Oh, yes, I know how you feel.

I have to.

Well...

I'm perfectly all right.

One

moment,

and I will have you extracted.

I'm fine. I am perfect.

Every day.

And in every way, I'm getting better and better.

Somewhere over the rainbow.

I'm afraid this is just not your day, my friend.

But it is my day.

It is, my friend. After three long, terrible years, it is at last my day.

I will not permit, repeat, not permit anything, repeat anything to spoil it

I will walk you to the gate, and I will kiss you goodbye, and you will drive

off in your new car, which should rightfully be mine, and then I will have

interview with the sanity commission, and they will set me free, and then I

will kill you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, hello, dude.

And two.

Oh, three weeks.

I'll get it.

This is Chief Inspector Cluseau's residence.

This is Chief Inspector Cluseau speaking on the phone.

What? Oh, put him on, put him on.

Good evening, Commissioner.

How are you? How is Madame and all these little commissioners?

you can rest assured that I shall take every precaution that is necessary.

Thank you, Commissioner, and good evening.

I have just received the word that Father Chief Inspector Dreyfus has

from the insane attack.

For some reason, the Deputy Commissioner thinks that he might try to kill him.

Obviously, the poor man is crazier than anyone gives him the credits for.

Nevertheless, I am ordered to take every precaution. Now, see that the back door

and the front door are locked while I slip into my new hunchback disguise,

Both doors are locked now. Who are you?

What have you done with Inspector Klusoff?

Chief Inspector Klusoff.

Sure, dear, didn't I?

Oh, Chief Inspector, that is fantastic.

If you think this is fantastic, wait till you see the full effect with the

The bell.

The bell. The bell.

Chief Inspector Clouseau?

Yes, this is Chief Inspector Clouseau.

Who is speaking?

My name. My name is Clouseau.

Claude Duval, I have the honor to be chairman of

the Jacques Clouseau Presentation Committee.

A presentation committee?

To me?

For what purpose, may I ask?

For what purpose, you ask?

How modest of you.

The purpose, monsieur, is to honor one of the city's...

dedicated, brave, and selfless public servants.

You are most generous, Monsieur Neuf.

Yes, I must admit I have often wondered, considering my years on the port of my

numerous accomplishments, why recognition was not forthcoming earlier.

Absolutely right.

Nine years' faithful service at the surety. Have you had as much as a single

decoration in all that time?

No.

Yes, that is quite correct.

However, as you are no doubt aware, I have recently received an important

permission.

Really? I have replaced the lunatic Dreyfus as Chief Inspector.

I know.

That's your Paris lift, the most sacred because of the change.

You're really missed, Ken.

But I can assure you when it comes to matters of giving the piss, I'm always

my toes.

Chief Inspector!

The one lemon, please.

Don't you see that I'm on the film?

Yes, yes.

But thank you very much, Commissioner.

Goodbye.

That was the Commissioner.

He was most concerned.

Well, you have been very, very lucky, you know. Oh, yes, yes.

Poor Kato will be in the hospital for weeks.

Do you know what kind of a bum it was?

The exploding kind.

Mark my words, Francois.

Sinister forces are at work. And this mad dimmer must be apprehended at all

costs.

Make sure you issue an old prince bulletin immediately.

Yes, sir.

What about my clothes?

Sergeant Chauvin is rounding some up for you.

Yes. While you're waiting, perhaps you would sign the order to transport Jean

Tournier to prison.

Tournier the bank robber? Yes, sir. I should be happy to sign that order.

It's life for you this time, Tournier.

At last, we are rid of you.

I have to go to the toilet.

Alright.

All right, Tournier, that's long enough.

Now, this is my plan.

Step number one, I will recruit the world's greatest criminal mind.

Step number two, I will build an organization so sinister, so, so

By comparison, the Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys Choir.

Here is the list.

But half of these men are in prison.

We'll get them out.

Impossible.

I'll bet you 20 million francs it is.

Where would I get 20 million francs? I thought you'd ask that.

Step number three.

Next Thursday at precisely 2 p .m., you and six men will enter the main branch

of the Paris Credit Bank.

It's afternoon at approximately...

Five minutes to five o 'clock, three men dressed in building maintenance

uniforms entered and robbed the Paris Credit Bank.

The leader has been identified as Jean Tournier.

How much did they get?

Millions. Here's the report.

All right, that will be all, Francois. Thank you.

Twenty million francs.

And now, the next step.

Hugo Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnapped.

Professor Fassbender?

Paris has a theory. They're sending over the top manager. Chief Inspector

Clouseau. He just sent this telegram. Get to the airport.

BR121. 12 .38pm.

Jarvis, sir. And what is it you do?

I am the butler. The butler, yes.

Can you tell me where you were on the night of the kidnapping?

Asleep in my room, sir. Asleep in your room.

Can you prove that?

No. Make a note of that, Sergeant Jarvis.

Tell the staff to assemble in the drawing room. I will interview them in a

moments.

Who's your name again?

Jarvis. Jarvis, that's right.

Perhaps you'll be kind enough to show me around the house.

Very good, sir.

I suggest

we start with the upstairs.

This is the upstairs, sir. Yes, I know that.

That is a door.

I guess, sir, that is a door.

Yes, I knew that. I knew that. It's not locked up.

Obviously.

Stay where you are. I prefer to handle this alone.

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

Nothing like a good warm -up when you're on a case, you know?

Tell me, which switch did you use to turn on the lights?

The light switch, sir.

Strange,

it didn't work for me.

Ah.

Yes.

Unless I missed my guess, this would be the, uh, gymnasium room, huh?

I guess so. Yes.

It is a good room.

Yes.

This reminds me of my younger days at the Circe Hip Academy.

The parallel bars, my specialty.

There was something of that for me to know. Yes, yes.

I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels.

Yes.

Yes, it's all coming back now.

Ah, yes.

I remember.

I expect you're all wondering why I asked you here.

The night it was, that suit did not last very long.

Why not?

Yes, yes, I know, I know.

Now, um, yes, as I was saying, um... You were saying you suppose we were all

wondering why you called us here. Look, there is no need for you to speak unless

I ask you a question.

What is your name?

I'm Chalk, the gardener. And what is it you do?

I'm the gardener. And why didn't you say that to me in the first place?

I did.

Look, don't try to be funny with me, monsieur.

This is a very serious matter.

And everyone in this room is under the suspicion.

Well... What? What was that? You said well. Yes, I know that.

And there is a very good chance that someone in this room knows more about

murder than he is telling.

Murder? What was that you said?

I said murder.

What murder?

Well, I don't know if you said murder.

I said murder. You said murder.

No, I said murder because you said murder.

I said murder. You said there was someone in this room who knew more about

murder than he's telling.

Now, listen.

What was her name?

Shawk. The cook.

Gardener. Ah, now we are getting somewhere.

You.

Are you all right, Mr.

Stutterstut? Who is this man?

He's Mr.

Stutterstut. Let's see him. What is your job, Mr. Stutterstut?

He's the beekeeper. I'm not asking you. I'm asking Mr.

Stuffucker.

What is he saying to you? What was that? He says he's got a bit of a cold and

he's lost his voice.

Lost his voice.

A beekeeper who has lost his voice. A cook who thinks he's a gardener.

And a witness to murder.

Oh, yes.

It is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than

the ear.

Before you are dismissed, Mr. Tiff Speaker, I suggest you count your bees.

You may find that one of them is missing.

You ruined that piano!

What is the price of one piano compared to the...

Terrible crime that has been committed here. But that's a priceless Steinway.

Not anymore.

What is your name?

Mrs. Lever, Lily.

Mrs. Love Lever, I would take a sure guess that you're the housekeeper, am I

right? I have been with Professor Fassbender for 30 years.

That would account for your exaggerated hysteria over a simple blemish on the

furniture. Blemish?

Whatever has happened to the piano can easily be repaired.

What has happened to Professor Fassbender and his daughter is another

And it is my job to bring the guilty party or parties to the justice.

Now then, what do we know?

One, that Professor Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnapped.

Two, that someone has kidnapped them.

Three, that my hand is on fire.

Good afternoon, sir.

Inspector Clouseau has been interrogating the staff.

Inspector Clouseau is Superintendent Quinlan. Ah, Inspector.

Superintendent.

Why don't you just tell Paris that he's incompetent and request that he be taken

off the case?

Of course.

I've got enough trouble with France without suggesting that their great

detective is a fool.

Steady.

Where is he now?

He is shadowing the Fassbender farm.

Yes. Who are you?

Chuck. Who are you?

What's next?

I am Chief Inspector Jacques Crusoe.

Oh, how exciting.

I think I will just take a look around.

Yes, well, you'll have to make use of the bar first, or take a table. We shall

start in a couple of minutes.

In that case, I will take the table. Right.

Follow me, Jock. Jacques.

Jacques?

Ladies and gentlemen, once again, it is my profound pleasure to introduce the

incomparable Aimsley Jarvis.

What's a queen without a castle?

be wanting this need I need can come from only

you until you love

me I'll live a life of longing for that the

next best thing I

of knowing which way

Jarvis the Suspender Butler, and tonight you are... Inspector, Inspector, before

you get yourself all under the... Madame, Monsieur, I must warn you.

You had better watch your step.

Something wrong, Ainsley?

No, of course not, Bruno.

No, the Inspector here was just warning me that I had to watch my step.

You see, back in France, he's known as King of the Tango.

Tango? Oh, I'd love to.

The kidnappers are here.

Kidnappers?

Okay,

let's go.

Ah!

Look at it this way.

It can't possibly get any worse.

Professor Fassbender.

What an honor to have you and your charming daughter as my guests.

Who the devil are you?

Ah, yes. Who the devil indeed?

Come, sit down.

Let us just say for the moment that I'm your host.

And that I will do everything in my power to make your stay here at Monshine

Castle as pleasant as possible.

Providing, of course, that you reciprocate by giving me something that

much want.

And that would be?

I am fascinated by your work on time -space relationships.

Particularly the vortices of electromagnetic aberrations.

I see.

And do you work for a particular government?

Or do you expect to sell my discovery to the highest bidder?

Neither, Professor.

Nothing so mundane.

You and I begin to join forces, Professor.

Begin to build the doomsday machine.

And conquer the world.

Have a sweet.

Mad.

Mad?

On the contrary.

Every day, in every way, I've been getting better and better.

Mad?

Was Hannibal mad?

Or Alexander?

Surely Napoleon was the maddest of them all.

Mad?

We shall see, Professor.

I shall tell you nothing.

I think you will.

die first.

Show Miss Fussbender to the schoolroom.

So very, very painful.

So hideous.

Your father will have no choice but to cooperate.

What happened?

Where's the game?

Who is that?

Hello there.

He's on every station.

Well, call the FCC.

Hold it, hold it.

He's saying something.

Mr. President, everybody, calm down. Calm down, Hal. This is an emergency.

An emergency.

It's a Michigan storm.

Please, let's hear what the fellow has to say.

It is little enough to ask the life of one man against a holocaust that

could destroy the globe.

What the hell is he talking about?

Quiet.

That's why I say again.

Give me Clouseau, and we can all sleep secure in our beds.

What's a Clouseau?

And so, next week, I shall give the world a demonstration of the awesome

hold. On Saturday, October 9th, at precisely 3 p .m. Eastern Standard Time,

the United Nations building will vanish from the face of

the Earth.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

And the gun goes off. The game is over. Call the FBI, the CIA, and the Pentagon.

Find out who won the game.

That's a photograph taken by an American news photographer while the broadcast

was in progress.

Palace has identified him as one Charles Dreyfus, former chief inspector of the

surety.

You're joking.

and more recently an inmate at the state facility for the criminally insane.

Oh. Until he escaped.

Here's the text of his speech.

He obviously controls equipment sophisticated enough to pirate the

Give me closer, we can all sleep secure in our beds. I thought that bit might

interest you. That's one crazy chief inspector talking about another crazy

inspector. Is he mean? Anyway, closer.

Listen to this. Little enough to ask the life of one man against the Holocaust

that could destroy the globe.

He's the best, Bedlam.

He also threatens to make the UN building disappear.

Operation Looking Glass.

Fassbender.

Give it. Give it level. Home office.

When is Clutha?

I've no idea.

ladies and gentlemen, once again, the incomparable Ainsley Jarvis.

Mrs. Jarvis?

Mrs. Jarvis?

So, coroner's reporter.

It's amazing.

Even after he'd been stabbed twice, he was still able to break the kidnapper's

neck. Ah, pity.

Yes, he had a lovely voice.

No, I mean, pity for the kidnapper's dad. We might have got something out of

him.

I did get something out of him.

What?

What's that?

There.

Here?

You said it clear?

Yes, yes. A brochure, clear.

Advertising the Octoberfest in Munich.

It begins the day after tomorrow.

And you think the dead man was planning to go there? Perhaps to meet someone?

Yes.

Perhaps to meet the lunatic Dreyfus.

At one time partners in the war against crime.

Now, not enemies.

He'll need help.

I prefer to do this alone.

Yes, but if Dreyfus is what we suspect, yes, he probably has an armor behind

him. Well, of course, it won't be easy.

Nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have

succeeded.

For me, the greater the odds, the greater the challenge.

And as always, I accept the challenge.

Well, I am off to Munich.

Just ingenious.

The old, pleasant plough.

I really must congratulate you. If there's one thing I do enjoy, it's a

pleasant plough.

Well, until we meet again in the case of Silverwood.

For a minute.

We're going to look like a bunch of dipsy doodles if this turns out to be a

hoax.

Well, we would look very foolish if we didn't take every precaution and it

turned out not to be a hoax.

Dr. Pathbender and Operation Looking Glass are certainly no hoax, Mr.

God, a weapon like that in the hands of a crazy Frenchman.

You are certain?

You can do it?

Theoretically, yes.

For your daughter's sake, I sincerely hope so. Ah, the dreams I had.

All the terrible things I was going to do to that sweet child if you fail.

I've done everything you asked. Not yet. When the UN building vanishes, then you

will have done everything I asked.

What do you suppose they will call the crater, huh?

The Dreyfus Ditch.

There should be no crater.

No crater?

But I want a crater. I want wreckage.

Twisted metal.

Something the world will not forget.

They will not forget today.

They won't? Wonderful.

I have to tinkle again. Don't do anything to like it. Too late.

The countdown started.

One minute.

Thirty seconds.

Seven, six, five, four, three.

The awesome power which I control.

A power so great that if I choose, I could wipe out an entire city.

After all, what is the life of a man compared to the destruction of a whole

city?

I give you seven days.

Seven days.

Okay.

Well done.

So, now we wait.

All this to get one cop.

But we have the finest hitmen here in Europe in this very room. Yeah, why

we take care of it ourselves, huh?

Because you wouldn't stand a chance. Come on. You don't know Clouseau.

He can't be that good.

Good?

He is not good. He is terrible.

He is the worst.

There is not any man like him anywhere in the world.

Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is...

Just a water pistol.

That's why it will take all the great nations with all of their trained

assassins and all of their sophisticated murder weapons to eliminate Clouseau.

Taxi, please.

What are you doing?

That's my case.

Lucky for you, I'm in a hurry. Otherwise, you would have been arrested.

And when it comes to the matter of eliminating Foucault, nobody wants to

anybody else get the credit for it.

It's a matter of national pride.

Well, I think we all agree, don't we, Mr. President, that we simply cannot

afford to allow any other country to get hold of Fassbender's machine.

And crazy or not, Anyone who has gone to the length that Dreyfus has gone to in

order to eliminate one man is reasonable to assume that Dreyfus will smile very

kindly on the one who eliminates Inspector Clouseau.

I think that's pretty far -fetched.

Mr. President, if I told you one week ago that the UN building would disappear

and that a certified lunatic would blackmail the entire... You made your

What do we do?

Well, Mr. President, Clouseau is in Munich.

Well, I ordered one of our top people to Munich yesterday.

Yesterday?

Well, just in case.

He's just reported in.

Clouseau has gone to the Oktoberfest.

I wonder if we have enough time before the others act.

Oh, Germany's already acted.

And bundled it.

According to the latest code transmission, 12 countries have got

assassins in Munich and they're all converging on the Oktoberfest.

My God, it will be like a shooting gallery.

Do you know what time it is?

He wants me to call.

I'll be in, coach.

What's the score?

Yes!

Oh.

It's okay.

How many?

26, Mr. President. Holy cow.

No wonder Dreyfus wants that Clouseau killed. He's a one -man army. Who's

Just the Russian and the Egyptian.

Thank you.

Good evening, Inspector Clouseau.

I couldn't sleep, and I just happened to be in the neighbourhood.

I hope you don't mind.

Oh, you Frenchmen are so romantic.

Thank heaven for little girl.

Bye. Bye.

Ugh.

Forgive me, darling. I just washed my hands.

Oh, they must have been freezing.

Freezing, yes, yes.

Something wrong?

Wrong?

What could be wrong?

Then come back to bed.

Yes, yes, of course.

Into the dead, you know.

And take off those...

Silly pyjamas.

You may rest assured you will never see these silly pyjamas again.

That I can assure you.

Darling.

Yes, I won't be a moment.

Darling.

I'm just going to take a bath.

Excuse me.

Yes.

Hello, this is Chief Inspector Clouseau.

There is a beautiful woman in my bed and a dead man in my bath.

Madam, I arrest you for the murder of the man in this bathtub.

What? And I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down and used in

evidence against me. You.

I don't know. He looks familiar.

He looks like you.

Looks like me?

Tell me, is he bankrupt?

What is he doing in your bathtub, dressed up like you?

It is a question I could very easily ask you.

But he has been shot.

And I do not carry a gun.

Obviously not, no.

I am Olga Beriosova.

Until one hour ago, I was a loyal Russian agent under direct order from

Presidium to kill you.

To kill me?

I was considered a perfect liquidator because no man had ever been able to

involve me emotionally until tonight.

Do you think that you could fall in love with an ex -Russian agent?

Well, of course, everything is...

Possible, yes.

But you are not the same.

Huh? Oh, well, of course.

Dead men in bathtubs have been known to make quite a difference, you know.

Anyway, this is the man who can lead me to the lunatic Dreyfus, who it is my

sworn duty to apprehend. I too had a sworn duty, but I have forsaken it,

traitor.

With me, it is the duty that comes first.

Oh, make an exception just this once.

I wish that I could.

Oh, you can.

I guarantee it. No, you see, I... Oh, look, look. What?

That tattoo. When I arrested Tournier, he did not have that tattoo.

It looks like the moonshine crest.

Moonshine? Mm -hmm. It is that.

An infamous family who ruled Bavaria in the 15th century.

Oh. I read somewhere that the Monshine Castle had recently been sold.

You read somewhere that they had sold the castle?

Oh.

Fancy them selling the castle just like that.

The cut.

Yes, Dreyfus.

Dreyfus. He is in the castle.

There we go.

Farewell, I am off to Munchen Castle.

be getting a cavity.

When can my daughter and I leave?

When Clouseau is no more, perhaps.

I have done everything you asked.

You've done everything I've asked so far, but I have not asked everything.

What you mean is that you have no intention of letting us go.

You plan to continue your reign of terror, whether Clouseau is eliminated

not. You must admit the thought had occurred to me.

You are mad.

And you are redundant, Professor.

Redundant and fallacious.

Madness does not preclude achievement.

You cannot operate the machine without me.

Not yet, but when you have taught me. And if I refuse to be taught?

Then regrettably I would have to take the matter up with your charming

What kind of a man are you?

A madman.

That's so yourself.

What?

What?

Only this morning, in his hotel room. Ah!

He's dead!

Ah!

He's dead in his hotel bedroom!

Guten Tag.

Guten Tag.

My name is Professor Guy Gardevoir, medieval castle authority from

Tell me, do you have a ring?

I do not know what a ring is.

Zimmer.

That is what I have been saying, you idiot.

Does

your

derg bad?

No.

I thought you said your dad did not buy it.

That is not my talk.

Yeah.

Anything I can get your boss?

I can't stand it any longer. Get me a dentist.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no, Dr.

Schweitz lives here, but he has gone fishing.

Did I hear just the doctor lives here?

The doctor is a dentist.

He made my teeth for me. They want him up at the castle.

Up at the castle?

Where can I find him?

Dr. Schultz has gone fishing.

He probably won't be back until... Show me his Zimmer.

His ring.

Like a shirt from the village, you know.

Dr. Scheutz is here. Ah,

here. Doctor, please hurry. I am in agony.

Guten Tag.

The gates.

All will be well, sir.

Did you hurt yourself?

Just the burn. I can set it later.

First of all, I will need some hot water and towels.

Get some hot water, Harry.

And lock the door.

I don't want to be disturbed.

And like the door high, he does not wish to be disturbed, you know.

Please, Doctor, hurry. I can't stand the pain. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Now then, let me see.

Ow! What?

My eye.

Your eye? I thought it was your tooth.

Hmm? But it is my tooth. I wish you would make your mind up.

I don't normally make castle calls in the middle of the night, you know.

Hmm?

Is it that one?

Is it that one?

Is it that one?

There's the naughty one.

Are you going to pull it?

Pull it?

Yes, of course I will pull it.

Please give me something to put me out.

Put you out?

Yes, here first you must wear the special anesthetic cotton wool in here.

Wear it over the eyes. A nurse can't look out from under the anaesthetic

because that ruins the whole effect of the anaesthetic on the eyes.

What would be to hold it like that? Hold it like that on the eyes.

Let me get some more.

Please, doctor. I can't stand the pain. Yes, coming soon.

in order to give you the full effect of the anesthetic.

Please, doctor.

I'm in agony.

Not for much longer.

It was hell down there.

What's wrong?

Well, they built this house.

Put the stealth in the wrong place.

I mean, you failed on the stairs.

I was preoccupied with the anesthetic, you know. It's really hot in here, isn't

it? Hot in here.

Now, the anesthetic.

That is the anesthetic, you know. Oh, good.

Yes, it is good, yes.

Please,

doctor. The pain is getting worse. Please, hurry up.

A few whips of this and you won't feel a thing.

All right.

Now, breathe deeply.

How's that?

It's fine.

How do you feel?

A little, a little dizzy.

What's so funny?

I don't know, nothing.

Then why are you laughing?

who has the last laugh.

They will betray me and now they will have to pay. What shall I destroy?

Buckingham Palace? Too small.

How about London? Not big enough.

England! Yes, England!

Goodbye, Mickey Dilly.

Farewell, Leicester Square.

You

are just

in time, Professor.

Within five minutes, I shall destroy...

warm...

I gave Kato the night off.

But what has happened to my room?

Come to me and the world will be

ours tonight.

Make me yours, come and hold me tight.

I must have you.

Come closer, love me now.

And I'll give all I've got to give.

Make it soon so that I can live and love

and dream for two.

I'm here and I'll stay here

for at least forever.

can't you see I want you loving me

I need

you come to me and we'll

walk in the sun each day summer will be

a kiss away just wait

and see.

Darling. Darling.

Darling.

Darling, sing to me.

Sing to you?

Come to me.

Darling? Darling?

Darling?

Where did you go?

Your voice?

Yes, that was my voice.

That was my voice singing a little song we used to sing in the resistance to

keep up the courage.

Was it hard for you in the resistance?

Very hard.

But not as hard as it is now.

Darling, relax.

The resistance is over.

My darling.

My beautiful darling. What?

What? Kato!

You hear me, dear? Not now, Kato.

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