Original subtitles

Hi babe. How are you doing today?

I mean, that sounds rough. I'm sorry to have to correct your words and everything, but how many of you talked with you?

Yeah, yeah, no. Um, I was curious if you were alone right now. Why not?

You are not. You're hanging out with your friends. Okay?

Um, would you be able to step away for a second?

No, you don't think so? I think you should. Like, I really do think that you should.

Okay, so you're at the bathroom now? Alright, cool. Um, I wanted to send you something a little exciting.

I got a little bit dressed up for you and whatnot. I figured since you might have had a hard day of work and whatnot, I wanted to send you something a little exciting.

Yep. I'm gonna send it right now.

Okay.

Okay, so I just sent you the last one, a shot. I wanted to conclude with all of that. Um, I hope that you like it.

I am definitely really excited for you to see it and everything. I hope that you find it hot.

Okay, um, you're too fucking busy to even give me a compliment, let alone like acknowledge the fact that I'm sending you a whole bunch of really fucking hot nudes and everything. Some really sexy pictures.

No, I really don't give a fuck if you're like at dinner with your friends or anything like that. Like I said, you can go away, step away for one fucking moment to give me some fucking attention. I'm your fucking girlfriend, David.

I really, I really don't know why I even entertain this shit. You don't give me any fucking attention. Like I'm sitting here dressed up for you, sending you fucking nudes. And the best you can say is that you're busy and you'll get to this later.

Okay, whatever. Um, you know what? Like I really don't know why the fuck I entertain this shit. Like I'm done with this shit. I am, I, I really, I'm over it. I don't know what the fuck else to tell you other than lose my fucking number, David. This is some fucking bullshit.

Yes,

really?

I am a little bit upset and I was curious to get some time to talk.

I'm watching something.

I mean you can pause it.

Okay, okay. Yes, fine. What was that?

Thank you for listening. I just, I just got off the phone with my boyfriend and he, he just has not given me the time of day. Like he's not giving me any kind of attention. He is just completely writing me off. Like I sent him a whole bunch of really fucking sexy pictures and he just could not fucking care less. Like I really don't understand what the fuck it is that I'm doing wrong, but it's really, really upsetting.

Okay, I'm gonna ask you, you say sexy. Like you're talking about like girl, girl sexy. Like you show them like a half a level or something. You're talking about like man sexy. Like you know, you do your man sexy.

I mean, what I just sent him was just like a girl sexy.

Okay.

I'm going to be a real issue player.

In the age of social media,

I'm working with a lot of those,

I would say in the house.

And you know, maybe he didn't work.

No, he wasn't. He was at dinner with his friends. He was free.

You're with the boys. You know, you ain't with the boys. If you want to pull away from the boys, you got to throw out some action. You know what I'm saying? You got to throw out laundry, spruce up the paint cup. You got to let them know that like, hey, we open for business over here, whatever you want or not.

I mean, I have laundry on.

When you say laundry, you're talking about like that QC like run of the mill shit. And we're talking about like straight up, you know, tend to laundry. Like you know, pack yourself. You seduce presidents.

Somewhere in between. It's not shitty laundry, but it's definitely not anything fucking crazy.

I mean, I wouldn't expect it to be shitty, but I'm going to be a real issue player.

Look, you're a nice young lady.

All right. You're cute and that weird kind of kids is the way.

But you want to throw some grown woman vibes at it. So you don't have to let it go. Put some grown woman shit on.

Right now while I'm watching TV.

As long as you promise that this is what's going to get his attention.

I can't promise anything, but as a red blooded heterosexual citizen now, I will say that it's probably going to be the best bet.

Otherwise, you probably got to get cheated on.

I'm just being real, man. I'm just being real.

I mean, I appreciate it. I can hear you talk. So there's one of this.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Well, I guess it wouldn't.

It wouldn't make anything better that I changed everything I got dressed up way fucking sexier.

Take pictures for you.

Just for you to still call me mad. You haven't even seen them yet or anything and you're still fucking mad.

Like I did all this shit for you and you haven't even seen it.

And now it's it's all for nothing for you at least.

What do you mean? What do I mean by that?

It's not for you now.

Like this is you don't give a fuck.

Obviously, you don't give a shit.

So why would I show you what the fuck I did?

How I dressed up or anything like that?

How sexy I look.

You know what? How about this?

I'll send you something while I'm going and fucking my roommate.

While I'm dressed up like this.

Yeah.

How do you fucking like that?

You know what? As a matter of fact, I don't give a shit how you feel about that.

I need something from you.

Okay. What the fuck is going on?

Like I said, I need something from you.

Like I need you to fuck the shit out of me.

Really?

Yeah.

As my roommate, I'm going to have a short white moment. I'm just going to be real with you.

You were throwing off my whole gang.

With that whole set of words.

I mean, what's the problem? What's the issue with it?

I live with you. And that's my check. You have a man.

I don't actually.

Not anymore. Not anymore. He's pissing me off and I dumped his stupid ass.

He didn't fucking appreciate me or give me any kind of attention.

And that's why I need your help.

How is me fucking you going to help?

Because I want to make him mad.

Okay. Once again, how does me fucking you help?

Because I want to take some pictures and everything like that. If you're comfortable with it, send him to make him jealous.

It's really not that big of a deal. You can get back to your game. It won't be that long or anything like that.

It's to make him pissed off. No strings attached. Nothing.

I mean, it's not an awful idea. Like, yes, we're roommates and whatnot. But like I said, no strings attached.

You are literally telling me right now, out of your little filth box there, that you want me to fuck you.

Take some pictures so you can send me boyfriend. Tell him he's a cuck after you just broke up with him.

I mean, it's not a cucking thing. I really just want to piss him the fuck off.

That sounds like a cucking thing. That sounds exactly like a cucking thing.

Not really. Because we're not together. That man can go and fuck himself.

That sounds like some shitty disabled man. That's very close.

Just because you're not together doesn't mean he's not going to get jealous or he can't do shit about it.

I mean, he's not going to do shit about it. He's not going to do shit about it. It's not a cucking fantasy.

It's to make him pissed off. That's it. It's definitely not a fantasy.

It's not a fantasy. I hear that part.

Look. Okay.

Eww. Eww. Eww.

Yeah.

Do I get to do what I want? The weird shit?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the weird shit.

Exactly like that. The weird shit.

Whatever you want.

Can you get the doggy stuff?

Thanks, Rose.

I need to get in the water.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Um.

I'm a woman of my word.

I'm telling you.

Okay. All right.

We're doing this.

Yeah.

Go ahead and...

I'm cheating.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Close, close.

Yes.

That is the whole idea.

Yes, please feel free to take pictures and videos.

Say hi to the clearhead.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, hi.

This is what you could have had.

Mm-hmm.

We're going to do this.

Look at me.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, this is awesome.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh, how nice of you. Thank you.

Mm.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Mm, nice and gentle.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

utveckля.

Mm. Look at me, baby. Look at me while you suck that dick.

Is this dick really that tiny?

Yeah, really that tiny.

I mean, I knew your dick was big,

but I didn't realize it was this big.

I mean, like, my ex really can't compare.

I really can't compare.

I know.

Mm.

Ah.

It's going to kill me.

Mm.

Mm.

What the fuck?

Okay.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

That's okay.

Oh, yes.

Get in here.

Get in here.

Do you need to breathe?

You can't breathe.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

One hand, another hand.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

This is definitely a lot more fun than my ex-furshick.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Stand up.

Stand up.

Do your best.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Take off your panties.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Why did I take this short beat?

RIP

Oh my god yes!

fuck

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, man.

Oh, this feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

This can't be real.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, thank you.

No problem.

I don't need these.

Definitely have a higher score

than my stupid ex-boyfriend.

Oh, a lot fucking bigger too.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Do you want me to come over?

You're okay.

Oh, my God, fuck.

Oh, I don't wanna come over.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

This feels good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, fuck.

My old boyfriend can never do this position.

This feels so, no.

Oh, my God, this feels so good.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

This is cave.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh.

This is fucking good.

Yes.

Oh, this is exactly what I wanted.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you wanna come?

You wanna come close?

I'll let you know, though, don't worry.

You wanna come here?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

This feels like hell.

No.

Oh, no.

No.

She came to your boyfriend.

I'm your old.

Come here, close.

Hey.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

You're done, you're so bad.

Hey.

Yes, Jesus.

Give it a balls tune.

Oh, good fucking first.

That's good.

And then the other side.

Definitely way better at that, slitting me out than my stupid fucking old boyfriend.

You're not done yet.

You've got tons of days to...

You're gonna lose that.

Watch your mouth.

Get on that, babe.

Spin around.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Are you gonna come again?

Not quite, no.

Like I said, I'll let you know. Don't worry.

Are you gonna lie to me?

You'll be able to tell, too.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Can I get a moment?

Please.

Can I get a moment here?

Oh my God, can I get a moment, please?

Please.

Oh my God, close.

Oh my God, yes.

You're not gonna push me down.

You're almost there, little girl.

Push your hip more.

Push your hip more.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, this is so hot.

I don't want you to fuck me like this.

Turn around.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Stick your finger in your hands.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, that was so fucking good.

I don't think this is my favorite position so far.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Get in, get in.

Stay like that.

Yes.

You're such a great boyfriend.

Or should I say ex?

Oh, yes.

Definitely my ex.

Especially now.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh my God.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh my God. You can never fucking see this.

Never make me feel like this.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, she's not doing such a good job.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Fuck yes. Yes.

No.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh my God.

My ex never would have fucked me like this.

So fucking hot.

Yes.

Yes.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, howly.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Look back at me.

Look back at me.

Fuck me harder, please.

Oh, yes, yes.

Just like that.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at me, Twizzle.

Mmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Fuck yes.

Oh.

Come, come, please.

Yes.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh my God, yes.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, indeed.

Yes, you're a bad person.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Just stop right on the end.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah, look at you.

Mmm.

Eternal.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

You're a bad person, you know.

Yeah.

Oh my God, I love what you feel hitting against me.

Okay.

Hi.

Yeah, that's true.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Absolutely.

I promise you, you can come and picture this a bit.

This will make him extra jealous.

Okay.

Is that good?

The arm's okay.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, come on.

Oh.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

That's it, that's it.

Get ready for it.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, I'm watching you over here cleaning up or whatever.

I'll send you these pictures and uh,

make sure you keep my face out of it.

Don't like tell him it was me unless you already did

in which case I'm gonna be super pissed at you.

Nah, he doesn't know and he doesn't need to know.

What he doesn't fucking know won't hurt him.

I'm pretty sure this will hurt him.

But what happened?

You send him a good item and go, go, go.

Go.

You're so gross.