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Angelina?

Angelina?

Angelina? Do you hear me?

Well, she's not here. It doesn't matter. I'm going to go up to her.

I'm going to go see if she's there.

Bonjour.

Bonjour. Je m 'excuse de vous déranger.

Angelina, elle n 'est pas là?

Elle est partie faire les courses.

Elle m 'attendait pour midi.

Ah, mais elle ne va pas tarder à arriver. Je pense dans une heure, je

Dans une heure?

Ah, c 'est vous.

Merci.

Vous êtes?

Je suis Chanel.

La coquille de ma maman.

Et vous?

Bah, je suis son fils.

Ah, mais je vous ai tenu dans mes bras quand vous étiez bébé. C 'est vrai ? Oh

oui. Et je bandais déjà ? Oh oui, surtout quand vous faisiez pipi.

Ah bon ? Et je vous ai pas fait pipi dessus ? Non, ça va.

Bon.

Vous êtes bel homme maintenant.

Et vous bandez toujours autant ? Bah, ouais, toujours.

Ouais, ouais, ouais. Moi, je suis comme Saint Thomas, je crois que ce que je

vois.

Should I turn it on?

Ah, yes.

Oh. Oh.

Can I just go and go through?

What are you doing, ma 'am?

Oh my God.

Ah, I see, we are hungry.

I didn't know he was going to do this so early in the morning

That's good, that.

Mmm.

Ah, if you would like to sit down, please.

Ah, that's a good thought.

come from somewhere else.

Oui. Ah oui.

Oui.

You're the one who's going to carry me.

Like you.

Thank you.

Oh, merci c 'est gentil.

You love my ass, don't you?

He's happy, he's going to kick my ass.

Do you know what?

You will tell my mother because otherwise I will make him leave.

No, I will not say anything, I promise.

But for that, I will have to go back to you.

Are you sure?

Yes. Very good, as you want.

With pleasure.

Well, the shower is over there.

Thank you.

By the way, we have better arrived.

Yes, I might come back without clothes.

It's going to be years.

Oh, pardon, madame.

Mais qui êtes -vous?

Mais on ne vous a jamais appris à frapper à une porte avant de rentrer?

Mais je pensais qu 'il y aurait Max, en fait, dans la pièce. Je ne le cherche

pas. Mais vous êtes qui par rapport à Max?

Ah,

oui, c 'est vrai. Je suis désolée. C 'est vrai qu 'il m 'a souvent parlé de

vous. Mais Max n 'est pas là pour le moment. Je l 'ai envoyé faire une

Il ne va pas tarder à rentrer.

Mais je vous en prie, installez -vous.

Vous savez si...

Yes but Max is very secretive.

Even if it's my daughter, I don't know her whole life.

And unfortunately, I can't let you know about it.

But it's okay, we'll wait for it together. Anyway, I can't leave you

wall. So we'll wait for it to happen.

So tell me a little bit, tell me about you. Because in fact, apart from your

name, I only know that about you.

What do you do?

It's been years since we've known each other.

Les 400 coups ensemble, donc... Ah oui ? Et vous avez des anecdotes à me

raconter ? Parce que, apparemment, je ne suis pas non plus au courant des 400

coups. Ah bah, ça, il vous le racontera, lui.

Bon, il n 'y a rien de... Je pense qu 'il n 'y a rien de méchant, quand même.

Non, il n 'y a rien de méchant, mais bon, c 'est... Les anecdotes de deux

quoi. Et vous avez quel âge ? 27 ans.

Comme votre fils.

Ah oui, mais c 'est vrai qu 'en fait, on n 'a pas vraiment beaucoup d 'écart.

C 'est ça qui est bien, c 'est que...

All the friends of my son that I meet, they are all practically the same age.

What reassures me, on the one hand, is that the gap is not very important

between you and me. Yes, you had him young.

Yes, it's a choice I made because I thought that later it would be much more

enjoyable for him to have a mother who is still young for a lot of things,

for modernity, for the way of life, for everything.

And I admit that he is quite happy because often, in addition, most of the

his friends take me more for one of his girlfriends than for his mother. So I

admit that it's quite flattering.

It's quite funny, by the way.

And it's not hard to manage to have your son's friends who take you for his

girlfriend more than for his mother?

No, in fact, they don't take me for his girlfriend, they take me for one of his

girlfriends. Yeah, but one of his girlfriends, it can be a relationship.

It's a bit ambiguous, the situation.

Yeah, but since I'm still very open -minded, and it's true that with Max, we

talk a lot about things in life and modernity, and I'm still a very modern

woman, very open -minded, so it's frankly not possible.

Okay, and you're open -minded to what?

Well, in fact, it's not very complicated.

I don't have any problem with age, already.

It's not something that's important for me. I only work with feeling.

I find that feeling is still important.

Age, age, we have the age that we have.

But you know, you have boys of 27 years old who have...

who have the maturity and mentality of a man of 50 years old, and you have men

of 27 years old who have the maturity of a man of 35, 40 years old, and in fact,

for me, it's complicated.

After, it all depends on the course they go.

That's it.

Interesting.

There was a pause a little bit... ...sad, if I may say so.

Do you find yourself?

Well, yeah.

I don't find myself.

In fact, I'm quite flexible, so I always do a little exercise like that behind

my desk.

And can't we do a little exercise while waiting for Max?

Yes, why not?

It's a good idea. Frankly, I didn't think so, but why not?

While waiting for Max, anyway, apparently he's not too busy to come

let's take care of ourselves as we can.

That's it, we have to kill the wait.

Yes, that's a good answer, an excellent answer even.

Well, let's go.

Well, first of all, I would still have to know if

I am up to your taste.

But, absolutely.

Because you are the good friend, well, the best friend of my son, to know if

there is not a problem of ethics in this story.

Well, I get along easily with my ethics and my morals.

Is that true?

Yes.

And in addition, you are rather pretty boys.

But you are pretty too.

And?

Well, we could start.

Start? Well, if there is one thing that I love, it is that you are very elegant.

Well, go ahead.

In addition, you are very, very elegant.

Wow.

Wow.

What an erection.

Yes, it's your fault. Is it true?

It's thanks to me.

Both of them.

All these years that I've known Max, if I had suspected that one day he would

hit his mother... Good surprise.

Good surprise.

Go on, drink it well.

I really want you to take care of me now.

Oh yeah?

I love you.

I'm going to smash you all.

No, I don't think so.

I think I like sex too much.

Thank you.

We are from the reception, so it would have been a shame to make a woman as

beautiful as you wait.

Thank you, it's nice to come.

So, you don't have hot water anymore? No, I took my shower and then all of a

sudden the water became cold, so nothing at all.

Ah yes, it must have cooled you down.

Don't worry, I'm hot inside anyway.

Ah yes, really?

So yes, if you want, you can see for yourself.

Why not?

But first I have to call my colleague.

Yes.

Yes, yes, it's Joël.

I'm in the room where Claude's problem is.

It looks serious, I think I'll have it for ten minutes.

Ten minutes?

Yes,

in fact, maybe twenty minutes.

Yes, well, see you later.

I didn't lie to you. Oh yeah?

We're going to try to warm up all of this... ...without having hot water.

It's starting to get hot. Oh yeah?

You see? Yeah.

I know what I'm saying.

Oh, it doesn't get better.

and then

Ugh.

Thank you.

No. No. No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

All right.

Oh my god.

All right.

All right.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Bye.

Why?

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

You have a problem with hot water?

There's never a problem with hot water.

Okay.

Okay.

Well done.

Well done.

So you're the kind of girl we call and who comes.

Yes, exactly.

Why? Does it shock you?

No, not at all.

I'm happy because Joël told me that you were all excited and that I had to

hurry.

Yeah, every time he calls me, it's to tell me stupid stories with hotel

And me, every time, it makes me want to fuck.

Well then go ahead, it's your pleasure, kiss me.

Oh well, at least it's not a success.

um oh

Mm.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Oh.

Now kiss me!

Oh, yes.

uh oh

Are you all right?

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Yes.

What? What?

Oh, what?

Oh!

Oh, what?

Oh!

Oh, I feel good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh.

Just sweat.

Sweat. Sweat.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

oh oh

Oh, yes. Oh. Oh.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

I don't regret coming, you're really a good guy.

Honestly, you're not bad either, you're a good guy, even though you're 35 years

old. Yeah, 35 already.

Well, listen, I hope we'll see each other soon, and above all, I'll see you

tomorrow. You won't miss it, I'll see you next week.

I'm talking about Lilou.

Okay, you're Max, aren't you? You're right.

Come on, come on.

She's not here.

Lilou? She didn't tell you? No, Lilou left.

She went out for half an hour, three quarters of an hour, to do some little

things. She was sent.

It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal. We're going to wait for her here.

That's it. Yeah, okay.

But we're not going to wait for her here because I'm in the middle of moving.

It's a little bit of a mess everywhere.

So what we can do is, well, I'll show you his room and then you can paint it

the room if you want.

Well, listen, I want to paint it. You want it like that?

Yes. Come on, come with me, I'll show you his room.

I like manual workers.

How did you meet my daughter?

Oh, well, my daughter, I met her, it was in a party between friends and...

We had a feeling, we hung out directly.

You know, Lilou, it's been three months that we are together, but we make

restaurants, we watch movies, we have fun.

Because you are careful, Lilou, she barely comes to be 18 years old. Yes, I

know. So, not too much nonsense anyway.

She is pretty, Lilou?

Like you.

You find me pretty?

You are really beautiful.

Even I want to say that you are more beautiful than you.

Oh, that's nice.

How old are you?

It's not very nice to ask.

I tell you, I'm 52 years old. 52 years old? Yes.

You are well done for your age.

Do you like older women? I love women, if I may say so, cougar.

How do you find me compared to a nicer man?

You don't have your boobs anymore than she does. Yeah.

Nice butt too, look.

No? Wow.

How do my butt look? They're beautiful.

You can touch them if you want. Really? Yeah.

Go ahead. I don't like it too much because... Go ahead, tell me if I have a

skin.

You can't pray anyway.

It's true that it's very nice.

I didn't think that when I was here I would be able to touch your butt.

Well, yes.

Are we going to be able to do things for half an hour?

No? I'm not going to say no. You're not in my opinion.

I'm not going to say no.

You're not going to say no?

No, it's going to be a little bit of fun.

A little bit?

Yes.

They are very, very soft.

Do you have a soft ball?

Wow.

How come you're in front of us all the time? You told me we only had half an

hour. Yes, but... Let's see how you're built.

I'm sure you're going to make me fall in love.

You did a good job.

I know.

I know.

I know.

Come on, leave me alone.

What is it?

let's go

Thank you.

It was incredible.