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I'm sorry.

hey mom yeah yeah i totally did good

i um i got an a

yes mom this is definitely gonna get me off of

academic probation i don't know i mean

i know it takes them a few days to get The grades and the system.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, I gotta go.

Yeah, I love you. Goodbye.

Professor Sloan, can you help me, please?

Hey, Professor Sloan.

Do you think you can help me get a better grade on my test?

Professor Sloan, we need to talk.

We need to talk.

Oh. Is this the good time?

Yeah, Rachel, yeah.

Anytime's what's up for you. Come here.

Oh,

sorry. I was going to clean that up.

I'll help you. Don't worry.

You look nice.

Thank you.

You do, too.

Thank you.

Come over here.

Yeah, let me just, uh, leave that out here.

So, um, I completely failed your test.

Ah, well, you know, good thing you're pretty. You don't have to worry about

getting good grades.

Uh, let me just move that out right here.

Have a seat.

You know I'm on academic probation, right?

Oh, well, this school sucks.

Philosophy sucks.

So I wouldn't worry about it.

Let me get you something to drink. No, wait.

Listen, I can't fail this test. I can't get kids out of school. I need you to

help me.

I've actually been waiting for this.

When you put the grades in.

I want you to change mine.

I'd love to help you.

I want to make you seem like a real woman.

I am a real woman.

I'm 19.

Did those college boys never make you count?

No. Can you teach me, Professor?

Remember, the more orgasms I see, the better that grade gets.

Peace.

Hmm.

Mmm. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah,

yes. Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Hmm.

I can't believe it feels this good.

Look at that.

Stupid college guys never give my best.

mm -hmm

God, you fucked me so good.

Cool.

I can make my pussies so tight.

That's for you.

Oh, my God. It just feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. Yes, please.

Yes, please.

God, yes.

Yes, professor.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, fuck.

You're going to get there by licking that egg.

Whoa. You're not here.

Couldn't you slip up a little bit?

Um... Well, you're even more amazing than I thought you would be.

So, are you going to change my grade?

Oh, of course.

Sure I will.

But this is what I want you to do. I want you to wear the flame outfit.

For the next semester, I'll sit in the front row so I can look up your stuff.

Next semester?

Oh, honey.

Will you pass on Philosophy 101?

You'll automatically be admitted to Philosophy 102, which I'll be teaching.

And Philosophy 102 is a lot harder than Philosophy 101, which you weren't good

at to begin with. But don't worry.

I'll be there every step of the way to help you.

Great.

I'm kind of hungry.

Oh, you want me to get us some pizza?

Sure. Get some cheese and pepperoni?

Cheese is fine.