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Hey, hey Lizzie.

Yeah.

No, I haven't quite got the fucking oven fixed yet, but I'm trying my best sweetie.

Oh, okay.

Look, I know you had your heart set on a home cooked meal tonight.

I could probably get it done then, but couldn't we just like order some takeout or something?

Honey, honey, we don't need to call the maintenance guy.

Come on, you know I'm handy. You know I can fix this.

I just need a little bit more time is all.

Fine, okay, I'll get him on the phone.

Just, I'll see you in a couple minutes, okay?

Wow. Stupid fucking thing.

Are you fucking kidding me? This is ridiculous.

You said that the oven was broken. This is the stove. You do realize that, right?

Okay honey, I'm sorry. How was work today?

It doesn't matter. Are you fucking kidding me? What are you even doing?

Look, I told you I put the stove back together. I just...

Why did you break it? Did you try turning it on? Like...

Honey, look, I'm getting it fixed, okay? And I called the maintenance guy.

Like, he probably doesn't even need to come here. I swear. Like another two or three hours.

Hours? Are you kidding me?

Oh my god. I'm sorry, I can figure this out. This is ridiculous.

What are you even doing?

I'm sorry honey. Why don't I go pick us up some food while having a nice romantic dinner together?

Like, I can make this up to you. Come on.

You can make it up to me by making me food on stove as we fixed.

Alright. Alright. Just give me some time, okay? A man needs his space.

Are you kidding me? This is pathetic.

That's probably the maintenance guy. Let me go a little bit.

Yeah, it's just down this way, man. You know, I really don't even think you need to come here.

I've almost got it fixed.

Did you even pay the gas bill?

What the fuck is this?

Look, it's not as bad as it looks.

Yeah, it's worse. It's worse.

What the... I think you might have made my job more difficult.

What the fuck is this?

Come on. No, it's... You guys are exaggerating.

Just look...

Don't touch nothing else. Please, please, please. I know this is your house, but you just ruined a good thing.

I'm so glad you're here.

Yeah, I see you desperately needed me.

Yeah, oh my god. You have no idea. My husband is honestly useless.

I'm right here.

Did you really fuck it up?

Yeah, yeah. He did a number on it.

I'm never gonna let him try and fix anything ever again. This is ridiculous.

Please don't. Please don't. But I'll take care of it.

Thank you. I'm so glad you're here.

You really thought you were gonna be able to fix this? Are you kidding me?

I fixed lots of things, right?

Like what?

I fixed the sink cabinet, didn't I?

What did you even fix? What was wrong with it? Did you fuck it up yourself?

Was it open and then you fixed it by closing it?

I cannot believe this.

I'm sorry honey, I'll make it up to you, okay? It's T.P.R. He's fixing it now.

How are you gonna make it up to me?

You're wasting my time. You're wasting money. This is ridiculous.

Okay. Do we have to do it in front of a handyman?

I mean, I don't know how else you're gonna learn.

You obviously haven't learned. You're doing this.

Well, at least we'll have a working stove for me to cook for you on.

Now you'd better cook me something good after this.

I forgot to send him upstairs. Want to send him?

Him?

Yeah.

Love you.

That's a bad motherfucking bitch. Damn.

Okay, and we are done.

I'm gonna go get some food.

Okay.

I'm gonna go get some food.

I'm gonna go get some food.

I'm gonna go get some food.

Okay, and we are done.

Great.

Hey, please, please. If you have any more questions or any problems, just call me.

Don't try to do it yourself.

Yeah.

It's a bad situation.

I learned my lesson. Hey, what was your name again?

Boswell.

Boswell. Wonderful.

Hey, man, before you leave, there's just one last thing.

What's going on?

I don't really know how to say this, but there's been a leak that sprung upstairs,

and it's kind of getting everything wet.

It needs some urgent attention.

A leak? That wasn't on my work order.

Like, I just was here for a stove.

You know, it actually just started right when you came in.

Yeah, you know, if you just want to come up and see,

it's probably one of those things that you'll get once you just come with me.

I have a lot of orders, but...

Bring your tools.

Oh, come on. All right.

Boswell, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just have a seat, my man.

Oh, okay.

Where's the leak?

Oh, you know, it's one of those things that you just gotta see, you know...

Oh, um, in the feeling?

I don't do feeling work. I don't, um...

You know, honey?

What's going on?

Uh, the plumber?

The maintenance man?

Yeah.

I'm gonna need you to help me with my pipes.

Um, yeah, that's what he brought me in for.

No, I want your tank.

Um, I don't think I'm that kind of maintenance man.

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

I run this house. We don't need to worry about it.

Um...

Sure?

Yeah.

This is my house.

I see.

Okay, I think I kinda get it.

Yeah, he's just gonna hang out. Don't worry about him.

Okay, well...

I don't know if I should be doing...

No, it's...

Oh.

Come on.

Just wait.

It's okay.

Okay.

All right, let's, uh...

Let's give this a try then.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Sorry.

I'm gonna need you to help me with my pipes.

Okay.

I'm gonna need you to help me with my pipes.

Okay.

I'm gonna need you to help me with my pipes.

Okay.

Sorry.

Oh. Oh my God.

Oh, wow.

You're doing it so fucking big.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna do so much bigger than my ass is.

Oh my God.

Wow, I cannot fit two hands around my husband's neck.

Okay.

Well, we're here now.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You know, I could tell through your pants that you had a big dick,

but I didn't realize it was this big.

Oh, there.

You can tell it's over there.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Over there.

Get over here.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

You know, honey, maybe I could go downstairs and get started on dinner.

No, you're gonna watch.

I need to take notes.

Yeah, learn something.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm too glad you came upstairs.

I am now.

I am now.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

It takes a little bit at all.

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Oh, it's so fucking good.

Oh, you're so much better than my husband.

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Oh, my God.

Oh, I love it when you spit on it.

It's so good.

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It's so fucking good.

Oh, you never fuck me like this.

Take note.

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It's so fucking good.

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I can barely take it.

I feel so fucking good.

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Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, I gave fucking much.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Make yourself useful.

Don't make her.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you make me so wet.

I feel it.

You make me so pipes clean.

Oh, yeah.

I'm making it worse.

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I'm making a lot of hair suck this.

Suck this again.

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Oh, my fucking God.

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Come get on it.

Come get on it.

We're back.

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Fuck me.

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Yeah, right.

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What the fuck are you doing?

Can I?

Is this still fixed?

Yeah, I fixed the motherfucker.

Oh, I guess.

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Go here, Rob. Go here.

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Did you hear that?

I'm gonna be making weekly visits

I don't think we have anything else that's perfect

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I'll get you on the floor and get you to this load okay?

Why are you making me so fucking mad?

Get off the floor, get off the floor

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Fuck

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My husband is so fucking clumsy

I'm sure he's gonna be breaking more things all the time

Weekly visits

Yeah

Okay

I'm gonna go

Go get started on dinner right now

Yeah yeah the stove's fixed, go get started on dinner

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I can't believe he fucked up that god damn stove like that

I'm glad he did

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