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Dungeons and Dragons? You got dragons?

You like things like chromatic or metallic dragons?

There's a good one.

It's none of your damn business.

What color do you think you're doing?

What color do you think you're doing?

It's not your problem.

Did you ever play Dungeons and Dragons?

Dungeons and Dragons?

Oh, I love it.

Did you not hear me when I said it's none of your damn fucking business?

Well, but, um...

Yeah.

I'm not here to talk about my childhood with you.

Well, I played Dungeons and Dragons too.

And I don't care.

Oh.

So, uh...

Are you my bodyguard?

What do I fucking look like?

Well, uh...

You think I'm here for my health?

I just enjoy spending time with your ass?

Yeah, I'm your fucking bodyguard.

Oh, I'm a nice guy, right?

You're a nice guy, that's what they all say.

The creepier they are, the more they say that.

Well...

Fucking insult.

So, why do you have this?

Is it hot? Is it cold in here?

Do you want me to turn the...

Why are you worried about what I'm wearing?

Well, no, I just want you to be comfortable.

It's not in my job description to wear something specifically for you.

It's in my job description to make sure your dumb ass doesn't get fucking hurt.

But I'm... What if I had a uniform that I wanted you to wear?

Or, like, what if I just...

What if I just didn't give a shit about anything you have to say

and you shut your fucking mouth, okay, and stay the fuck over there

and don't touch me again, or I'm going to knock your fucking ass out.

Do you understand me?

Well... You know what? I fucking had it.

I'm going to the store to get us some shit. What do you want?

You know... What do you want?

From the store.

Dried cherries? They...

They don't have that.

I'll get you fucking snowballs.

...

...

Hang on a minute.

Hey, buddy.

Just go to sleep. Just go to sleep.

Just go to sleep.

Yeah.

Oh.

He's coming back.

What is it, Taz?

What the fuck?

You thought she was gonna have me.

You really thought she was gonna have me.

What the fuck is this?

Hey.

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

We're friends.

We're friends. You know, we're just friends.

The real question is, what is this?

Jules, shut up!

You should hire a better help.

I gotta wrap her up.

But don't worry. I'll certainly get my revenge.

We're gonna zip Taz in.

I'm fucking kidding you.

You quit it?

You're the reason why we're in this mess.

What the fuck did you do to piss that guy off?

What he did to piss me off

was, uh,

take my money.

What? You took his fucking money?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You never told me about your hired real estate guard, did you?

I think he just wants to fuck me.

Well, be that as it may,

he ran a nice little crypto scam

that I just happened to be a part of.

So, through some internet super sleuthing,

I got him to do it.

Through some internet super sleuthing,

I just happened to track him down.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You idiot.

You're one of those bitcoin assholes.

It's fire, it's really, really,

matter, matter.

You shut the fuck up.

I got plans for you.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe I got mixed up with this piece of shit.

Well, here's how this could work.

You don't tell law enforcement or anybody about this.

I gave my revenge.

Everybody walks away.

I mean, you want to save the constant vengeance, right?

I do. And you know what?

You want to get some revenge on him?

Who?

We should fuck.

Wait, what?

I said we should fuck.

What does that have to do with him?

He wants to fuck me.

He wants to fuck me.

And I would love to see the look on his fucking face.

While I enjoy some real cock.

Since he obviously doesn't have one.

I mean...

Look at his reaction.

Breaking his heart.

Fucking inzo.

With your bitcoin.

They always think they're going to run some fucking scam

and get more pussy.

But you're too much of a fucking creep to get pussy.

Sorry.

Nah.

I'm picky.

You fucked me.

That's better than what I had planned on.

Because I was going to get some nip clamps.

Some batteries.

But that sounds a whole lot more fun.

I could do that shit later too.

Well, let's get you out of these end times.

That's a great idea.

No!

No!

It's too fucking bad.

You can watch.

You can't even jack off while you watch.

You probably would you fucking pervert.

Your balls are going to get so blue.

But I'm a painter!

Do you know how pathetic you are?

I'll take your money too.

I don't fucking care.

You took his money.

You went out all day.

I'm going to go fresh enough to get my pussy

all ready for this nice big fucking cock.

I knew it.

I didn't even have to ask.

Okay.

Later loser.

That's good.

Okay.

Yeah man.

You should have hired a better health.

It's meant to be used.

Let's try.

Let's just get you back over here.

You're going to get your justice served buddy.

Sit down.

I'm going to have some fun.

See this?

It's a real dick.

Unlike yours.

How are you?

I'm pretty good.

Thank you.

See that's what a real man does.

He doesn't even know how to be a gentleman.

Fuck you man.

Remember, you gave him money to guard you.

Now she's up to it.

Aww.

Oh what? You're not rubbing your dick now.

Aww. Are your feelings hurt?

Yeah she saw how creepy we were being.

Taking off our strengths.

Isn't this a lovely dick on her bro?

That's what I see.

Steal money.

Sexually harass people.

I'm going to have to on this dick.

It's a real one.

This is a real fucking dick.

Aww go.

I'm going to have to on this dick.

It's a real one.

This is a real fucking dick.

Aww go.

Aww.

Oh you just searing off in the space?

Don't worry about it.

Fuck.

Aww.

Just let you fuck that throat.

There we go.

Rub that spit in.

Just over there just looking sad.

He wishes you were him.

He could never live up to you.

There we go.

Aww.

Hey!

Hey don't worry about him.

Alright.

You just watched his happy.

It's not like he can save you anyway.

He won't get paid for that.

Fuck you.

Hi loser.

Fuck you.

Fucking perv.

He can be helpful.

Oh good I can hear.

He can be my pillow.

He's your arm.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

You should have this.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh that feels so good.

Oh my god it's so big.

Fuck.

Aww.

I'm going to get to see what a real dick looks like don't you honey?

I'm a fucking loser.

I got all this saliva on my hand.

It was all over his cock.

How about you fucking taste it?

Yeah.

Oh fuck it feels so good.

Look at my fucking fingers.

Lick it off.

Oh my god.

He's...

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Come on.

Come on you dick.

Oh.

It's so fucking deep.

It's so fucking deep.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck it feels so good.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh yes.

Hey.

Don't move.

Are you fucking looking you perv?

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I just want to rub it like a puss.

Oh.

Fuck me.

Yes.

I like it so fucking deep in me.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

What are you doing? What are you pitching?

Shut up back there.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

That big cock makes me so fucking wet.

That big cock makes me so fucking wet.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Where am I going?

Oh.

Okay.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm. This feels so fucking good.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Fucking your bodyguard bro.

Yeah.

He wanted to fuck me so bad.

There's no way I can even find that little baby carrot you got in there.

Mmm.

This is a real fucking dick.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Can I turn around?

Yeah. I want to turn around and ride you.

Mmm.

Oh. He gets to see what a real dick looks like

since he's never seen one like this before.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh. Yeah.

So good.

Mmm.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

See that?

This is real sex.

You know what I'm talking about right?

You're such a little fucking bitch.

I'm just joking.

You're fucking cute when you're fucking watching.

It's kind of fucking cute to watch you

who wishes to be like this.

Oh.

Yeah.

I don't want to look at your face anymore.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh. Yes.

Mmm. There we go.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh my god.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh my god. It's so fucking deep.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yes.

Yes.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. I feel so good bouncing up and down that big fucking cock.

Oh.

It's so fucking big and thick.

It's so fucking good.

I don't know what this little real dick feels like.

Oh.

Oh.

He can do a sit there with his dick in his hand but he can't even

get his hands out.

It sucks to be him.

It sucks to be him.

Hahaha.

Yeah.

That's a good idea.

I don't know.

This cock is like a ride.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Nice.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yes baby.

Yes baby. Oh.

Are you touching your dick?

Yeah. Oh.

I'm touching it.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god. Yes.

Fuck. He's so fucking good.

Oh my god. He's spilling out my pussy all the way.

Oh my god.

Are you trying to touch your titties?

What? I'm gonna fucking smack you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Mmm.

Okay.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Hi.

Hi loser.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes. Yes.

Oh. Fuck yes.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That's what I fucking want. Yes.

Yes. I've been wanting this.

I've been wanting this so fucking bad.

I've been wanting this so bad. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Touching his fucking dick.

Not on there.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Riding up and down a fucking elevator.

So fucking long.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes. Yes.

Oh. Fuck yes.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

You don't have to take your dick out. It's so long.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

So much of a piece of shit.

Oh you know what a piece of shit is don't you?

I do.

Yeah.

Oh.

You have any idea how much of a piece of shit you are?

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god this dick goes so fucking deep.

Oh.

It goes so much deeper than yours ever could honey.

Oh.

It feels so good.

I know you're so fucking pathetic.

Look how pathetic you are.

Do you even have a dick?

Oh yeah.

It's right there.

Or bulge in his veins.

We're going to have to get a microscope or something to see that.

I don't know what it is.

This is so fucking good.

This is the best job ever.

I'm so glad you hired me.

Haha.

Haha.

Haha.

Fuck yes I'm ready for it baby.

I fucking want it.

Oh.

Oh yes.

I'm going to get the fucking laboring.

Oh my god. Yes.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck. Yes.

I'm going to have to fucking come.

I want it so bad.

Oh yes. Oh yeah he's going to come on me.

Not you.

Oh fuck. Yes.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh fuck I'm ready for it. Yes.

Give it to me.

Yes give it to me.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I want every drop. Give it to me.

Give me every fucking drop.

Give me that

Give me that big fucking load.

Mmm.

I want it so bad.

I fucking want it. Yes.

Mmm.

Oh I'm so fucking hungry.

So fucking hungry for that load.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh don't swallow that. Don't swallow.

Oh fuck.

I'm going to shove it to him.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That's what you get.

You don't get to do this.

He does.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Well.

That's what a real man sticks like.

Well.

I know how badly you want to eat this cum.

Because I know you're that kind of fucking pervert.

But you don't even fucking deserve it.

You loser.