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Hey, man.

I'm really happy that you're going to be my best man ever, buddy.

Of course. Like, we've known each other forever. I wouldn't miss this for

anything. I appreciate that.

Can I be honest with you for a second?

Yeah, sure.

I get the feeling sometimes she flirts with other guys when I'm not around.

What makes you think that?

I don't know.

It's just a feeling, but... I mean, I guess it's not a big deal. She's

right? That's a very mature way to look at it, yeah.

I mean, she promised to save her virginity until we got married, so that

commitment, I think.

Yeah, that is absolutely great.

It's great to hear, yeah.

Oh, honey, look who's here.

Kieran!

So good to see you.

Yay,

it's been a long time, hasn't it?

The way you guys always get along so well, the frog's never hooked up.

Yeah. Uh, yeah. Nah, nah, yeah.

You guys hungry?

You want to make some lunch?

I could really go for a night big sausage.

You know, I think I need to pick some stuff up.

I'm going to run out.

I'll come with you. No, don't go. You guys stay behind and catch up.

Okay.

There is something I'd like to catch up on.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You're getting married tomorrow.

Can you go anywhere without these?

Huh.

Hey, man.

I just want to say thanks for being such a good friend.

You know I'd do anything for you.

I know, and I appreciate that, but I mean...

You're one of the few people that I can really trust and count on.

She's just too kind.

Plus, you can really get along with my girl, and a lot of my other friends

like her.

Really?

Why's that?

I don't know. They just heard things about her past.

They don't trust her.

I don't know. They don't know like I do, you know? You know, I think she's going

to be really, really happy.

Well, thanks, man. I appreciate it.

All right, I'll be back.

Fuck it.

That was too close.

You heard it.

He trusts me and you.

That was exciting.

No, no, no, no, no. From now on, me and you stay away from each other.

Understood?

There's just a little fooling around.

So how do I look?

You look great, mate.

Thanks.

So you all ready for your big day?

Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but I'm ready.

Man, you'll be fine.

Hey, listen, do me a favor.

Could you go check on Ada?

She's, uh, having a little fight this morning.

I just don't want her getting cold feet.

Um, yeah.

Yeah, sure, I can do that.

Hey, Adrienne.

Hey.

Jack sent me in to come check on you, make sure everything's all right.

Well, I'm doing a lot better now.

Oh, no, no, no, no. We agreed. No more.

Not on your wedding day.

It is my wedding day.

And I should get whatever I want.

No.

Especially not today.

Right, it just can't happen.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah, I'm sure. And plus, you agreed to lose

your virginity to Jack and Jack off me.

I am saving it for him.

But there is...

I don't think this is such a good idea.

It's so fucking moist.

Oh, shit.

What's wrong with me?

Just like that. Oh, yeah.

What?

What?

What? What?

I don't know what I'm going to do.

That's not bad at all.

Yes, yes, yes. Don't stop kissing.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Just that.

Yeah, I said right now.

Sturkey, that's it. Sturkey.

Sturkey.

Like that.

Keep going, keep going.

Lick them fucking balls.

Lick them balls. Lick them balls. Lick them balls.

Put your face all over.

Put your face all over. Slip them.

Come on. Come on.