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Tommy, I gotta get out of here.

Where are you going?

I got a dinner date.

What are you working on?

Date? Oh, it's just more of a proposal.

Well, have fun.

I don't even know how long you have time to meet girls.

I mean, I don't even have time to go to the gym with this job.

I just meet them on the fucking awesome.

Fucking awesome?

What is the fucking awesome at?

Yeah, it's just an app for guys like you and me that are too busy to meet girls

in the real world.

You just go on the FA app and...

Meet hot chicks and hook up with them.

And that's the name of the app, Fucking Awesome.

Yeah, let me show you. You haven't heard of it?

No, I haven't. Simple.

Oh, so it's physically called The Fucking Awesome.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

I see.

You just go on, look through the profiles, make a profile of your own.

Oh, who's this?

I don't know, but she's five miles away.

Not bad.

And how do you communicate with her?

You just write the profile.

See if they like you, bud.

What the fuck?

Let's give this a shot.

If Deacon can get girls off it, it must be full group.

She's nice.

But nah, too blonde.

Hmm. Let's see.

Oh, yes.

That is nice.

Perfect.

Okay, fucking off. Let's get her over here.

You must be Tommy.

And you must be Asia. Come on in.

Wow.

I know your profile picture doesn't do any justice.

Oh, thank you.

Why don't we come inside?

Yeah.

I thought I didn't figure out the white ones.

Oh, thank you.

She's great.

How is this chick even on the market?

Wow. We are really hitting it off.

Great conversationalist.

Could this girl be any more perfect?

I could really get used to having her around.

She's like an angel that just dropped in from heaven.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

So, honey, where's your bathroom at?

Back there.

Right down the hall and to the right there.

I'll be right back.

I can't believe my luck.

This is definitely my lucky day.

Is it too soon to ask her to move in?

Did she fall in?

Adria?

Is everything okay in there?

Adria?

Are you in there?

What is going on here?

Adrian!

Excuse me. What the hell do you think you're doing?

Um, I was just looking for the bathroom.

Bullshit. Looks more like to me you're robbing me.

No, I would never.

Is that what you do, huh?

No. Find some lonely sucker online and you come over and rob him?

No, I... Not what it looks like, I swear.

Sure. What are you doing? I... I'm just going to call the police and let them

sort it out. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please don't call them.

I'll do anything.

Anything?

Yeah.

Anything.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

and let you rob me anytime, actually.