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Hi, happy to be here.

Hey, what's your name?

No!

This sounds so silly.

Blind Date from Valesa Plus.

Unscripted moments, sex the way they want it, and performers at their most

size.

Hi guys! Welcome to Valesa Blind Date. You can talk now.

Hi, happy to be here.

Hey, what's your name?

No!

This sounds so silly.

Have you guys ever been set up on a blind date in real life?

No.

No, never.

Never? Why?

This is my first time.

Why, for me?

Yeah. I didn't really go on that many dates before I got in this job.

Really? Yeah.

Why?

I was homeless and broke.

Were you actually broke before you got into business? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Without getting too much because a lot about you is really

specific to who you are. Yeah.

What were you like?

Was it you were trying to pursue a profession that didn't pay a lot or what

the reason?

No, I just didn't have any background in jobs that would pay a lot.

Got it. And I live in California.

What about you? What do you think the reason is you haven't, you know, been...

No,

I trust my friends. I think that I was either like in relationship or

right when I got out of relationship, I already had like an interest in somebody

else. I don't know. There was never an opportunity.

I don't know. I mean, I've never been in a monogamous relationship. So it was

all like you can be jumping.

from relationship to relationship it wasn't i don't know it wasn't like a

cheating thing no definitely not not at all everyone was aware of everything all

right if you guys were to take the other person on a date

that would kind of showcase who you are where would you take the person i'll go

first i would um to i would go on a hike probably to like maybe like a viewpoint

in malibu and

Have a little picnic.

I just did a hike out there with my dog the other day.

I have a dog, too.

Oh. Look at that.

What kind of dog do you guys have?

A mincer schnauzer.

I have a border collie.

Same thing.

Same thing.

Not really.

Where would you take...

her if you were to go on a date uh probably i'd take let's go backwards end

the night would start and at this restaurant called animal uh that serves

bunch of crazy interesting food that's really delicious uh middle of the day

because i want to get back to doing this i figure why not i want to go skydiving

uh it's gonna be an expensive day don't worry i'll cover it because i'm rich now

and uh beginning of the day start with a nice hike yeah that's that's a nice

nice hike start of the day because that way if the hike doesn't go well you can

bail before the skydiving got it or the skydiving could just end a certain way

like you could cut you'll be fine yeah right are you a vegan No, I'm not vegan.

Okay, when he said the name of the restaurant, you had a reaction and I

potentially. I'm just thinking because I feel like I know who's on the other

side of this. Really?

I'm going to let you guess in just a second. Okay.

Let's first talk about things that you, what are your turn -ons that you want to

share with the other person?

I like, depending on the person, but most of the time I like lots of eye

contact. I like making out. I like my dick and balls squeezed. That's always

nice.

Besides that, I fucking could care less about opening up. Also, depending on the

person, I will pound the shit out of you or just give some sweet, sweet loving.

Okay.

I like kissing. I like eye contact.

I like it all. I'm not very picky.

I like my nipples pinched. Neat.

Yeah. Oh, I love eating pussy.

Me too.

Sweet. Well, we'll both get the chance today. Nice.

Okay.

Okay,

now. I'm going to let you guess who it is, but no reaction if she's right or

wrong. Will it hurt your feelings if she guesses somebody that's not you?

Yes. No, I don't care. Okay, all right.

What do you think it is? And before you answer that, have you worked with that

person before? And are you sure it would be this person?

Yeah, if it is this person, I'm stoked.

I'm not 100 % sure.

They're just very silly.

And this person seems quite silly.

It would be a lot worse.

Oh, God, I hope it's not this person.

That would be great. Okay, we'll make the date even better. We'll just pay you

guys and you go home.

Who do you think it is in New York?

Wait, can they guess too?

Yeah, do you have any idea who it is?

No. You really don't? No, the person I thought it might be was canceled out

she answered one of those questions.

What question? The vegan one.

Okay, so the person was a vegan.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay,

can I say? Yeah. I think it's Nathan Bronson. Okay.

White and white. I mean, is he silly? He's super silly.

Okay, and you like, have you worked with him before?

Twice recently.

Yeah, and he's great, lovely.

Are you a fan of Nathan Bronson? It's Cody's deal.

Headsets off and hang up.

Don't say anything.

You're going to see if you're right.

In just a second, you hang tight there.

Okay, and you can push that forward. Yeah, there you go. Okay, slowly step

forward to discover if you're right or wrong about your blind date.

I'm nervous.

Oh, yeah. What's up?

How are you doing? Damn.

You're just silly.

No, that's not me. No? No, it's Cody Spielton. Dude.

How are you? Good. How are you? I'm stuck. We want to blind date with you.

my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. I think you're a border collie.

Yeah. Oh. I know.

Why don't you look at that?

It was because when you said he would go skydiving.

Yeah. Wasn't I talking about skydiving last time? No. No? But you just eat like

crazy things. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah.

Parkour! I have that shirt on. Oh, no, I didn't wear that shirt today.

Shall we finish the blind date? Oh, wait, we're going?

Oh, yes.

Go and do whatever you want for however long you want.

Enjoy yourself. It was kind of exciting because we haven't actually gotten to,

like, have, like, a full... Like, we had a seat, or we had, what? We had two,

but, like, the two that we had were... What was we doing on the last one? It

on the couch.

Yeah, but we were both so exhausted. We've been working, like, ten days in a

row.

You flew in super early. I think I flew in super early with, like, co -mate

caffeine. They didn't bring my food.

Yeah. Sons of bitches.

Yeah. Is that the only time you guys have worked together? No, we had one,

threesome. But it was the weirdest day ever. Yeah, I had to jerk off for, like,

eight hours.

And you had to jerk off a banana pretending you were your own dick for a

Taiwan, right?

It was a really, really odd time. It's just a terrible time.

So now I'm going to try and make that up. Yes.

Now we can actually have sex.

Enjoy it, guys.

You're also on

my yes -yes list, by the way. I'm on your yes -yes list? You're on my yes

list. So that's also why. You can have a yes -yes list? I have a yes -yes list.

And you're on it.

Now you think you eat pussy too and we're like, that makes sense. Now that

sense.

What are these?

They're really cute pants. Yeah, I can see that.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Your turn.

Pick it up.

Okay. Okay.

Oh,

don't worry about that.

This is our scene. You still have my face while we're doing this. What are

doing? What?

This is our scene. You still have my face while we're doing this. Okay, yeah,

we're in control.

I thought, open it for camera and shit.

I don't know.

Dude, that feels good.

It's so nice. Who did you think it was? Huh? Who did you think it was? I

honestly didn't know.

So it was vegan.

Oh, because I thought it was supposed to work with Vanessa Vegas.

Oh, okay, okay.

But as soon as you started talking, I was like, that's not Vanessa.

having a problem when you were doing this because you were really good at

We'll watch a movie, some Netflix and chill.

Because...

That was hot.

Good game.

It wasn't a hike, but yeah.

Same exercise, though. Same exercise, yeah.

How many calories did you burn? It was just good.

Okay, we're going to have to watch.

Second date.

Why not?

I'm not studying anything.

I'm tired.

Oh, who came on me?

Gross.

You guys did great.

Thank you so much. I'm glad that it was who you thought and who you got was who

you wanted. Did you laugh when I said that?

Huh? Did you, when I guessed it was you?

Uh, no, because I say so much similar shit that I'm like, this is the problem

with this. Someone's going to fit, like, if you met me at all, it's like... You

were very... like, particular personality. Yeah, I say some stupid

yeah, yeah. Neat. Yeah.

Neat. Neat. Yeah, neat.

Yeah, when you put the ranch on that hot dog, I'm like, who's that weird?

Who do I know?

Wait, you didn't get it after the Batman one?

No.

No, it was the dog and the parachuting.

My parents. Or skydiving.

Well, thank you guys. Thank you.

Oh,

goodness.

How are you, dude?

Oh, not bad, yeah. Yeah. Got back to Arizona.

Yeah. Again.

Again.