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Well, we're here in Duke's snazzy opening here, riding in style, Duke.

We're styling now, huh? We're styling. This is cool. You could have tennis

matches in this thing.

And we're headed towards my grandson's house. Yeah, what's that all about,

Frankie? Well, my grandson called me the other day and he said he had a girl he

had met at night school. Yeah.

And he had told her what we do.

About pornos, you mean?

Exotic films? Yes, yes, to be exact, yes. He told her that, huh? Yeah, and

was interested.

Oh, my.

So we're going over there. He's got her at the house, and we're going over. And

now the big thing is she's a ginger.

Whoa.

I've never had one of those, man. Frankie got us a ginger.

I had Duke and I had her a redhead because we had this girl Dolly.

that we did. Oh yeah, Dolly. And she was fabulous.

She was, yeah. I ate her. She was the best. I wasn't in on that one there.

So what, did you talk to this girl?

I talked to her and sort of gave her an outline of what we do. What did she have

to say? She was really into it. She needs money.

to continue her education. Yes, don't they all? Aren't we blandering again?

So she's interested in doing it.

Did she sound nice or what?

She has an accent.

I'm going to say it sounded like she was from England.

Oh, we'll have to see.

Okay, so he's got her at the house, so we're not even going to have to pick her

up or anything. Oh, excellent. Great.

Okay, she's at the house. Okay.

I'm looking forward. I've never had a ginger experience in my life. Well,

going to have one today.

That would be the first for me, gentlemen. Hopefully, anyway.

Yeah. All right, gentlemen.

We've arrived at our destination.

Yeah. So I'll get crazy.

All right. I hope this is for real, Frankie.

I'm a little nervous.

Hey, Michael.

How you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?

Okay, Jace, this is Duke.

Nice to meet you.

How you doing? Behind the camera. All right. Let's go on it.

Okay.

Oh, look who we got here.

This is my friend Zara.

Zara. Hi, Zara.

Hi. This is my grandfather.

to finally meet you. It was nice talking to you. It was nice talking to you.

I'll sit with you anytime.

I'm Duke. And that's Duke. Wonderful to meet you, darling.

Hi, I'm Glen.

How are you doing? Glen, hi. Do you guys want anything to drink?

Yeah, I'll take some prune juice.

I'll take water, thanks. Yeah, water's good. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.

So, Frankie, you spoke to this young lady.

Yes, we spoke.

We did.

Your accent, where are you from?

Oh, I'm Australian, born and bred. Ah, okay.

I thought you said English.

You don't know who's a Brit?

Oh, I don't know that I can forgive that. My goodness.

I know.

Oh, man.

Off on the wrong foot already.

They didn't want us in England.

They sent us away.

I know, and that's a penal column.

It was a penile comedy.

Yes, it was.

Yes, it was. We were just too much trouble with too much fun.

You're a beautiful, beautiful girl. Thank you. And your hair, red hair,

beautiful. Yeah, it's beautiful. Love that. Thank you so much. Does the carpet

match the drapes?

Not quite as bright, but there are definitely, there's a little bit of red

there. Okay, that sounds nice. You'll have to get a close look. Oh, I

will.

Look at that pretty girl.

Well, you know Frankie's not looking at her eyes.

All right. Thank you. Thank you, Jason.

All right, grandson. Thank you. Thank you for introducing us to this lovely

lady. Jason, you did good. You're leaving? I got an appointment, so have a

day. I'm back. All right, man.

Take care. Thanks again.

We'll take good care of you.

What inspired you to join us here today?

Well, class is very expensive.

Actually.

So definitely, since I'm doing a business class, it's not very good

sense to start your life in debt.

So I figure I might as well pay my tuition up front.

Yeah, definitely.

Have you ever done guides our age?

No. This is going to be a first -time experience for you. It is. It's very

interesting.

Definitely, definitely.

Do you enjoy sex?

I do, for sure.

Being in school has taught me, though, that AIDS brings with it experience.

So I'm actually... We like to think so.

I'm pretty excited.

We'll see.

We'll see. Those college boys just can't keep up with me.

Oh, boy.

They're off.

Oh, boy.

My poor guy, Glenn, is getting all excited. Yeah, I am. No, you're

You're beautiful.

Thank you.

Big with the ginger, the red -headed ginger. Oh, well, we are almost always

referred to as ginger snaps, or at least I have been. It's a very popular

nickname for me, so you'll have to let me know if I taste accordingly.

Oh, my, yes, I will. It's been a pleasure to figure that out.

I'm all excited here, guys. It's beautiful. I can see that.

Oh, my God.

Would you like to maybe let us photograph your beautiful body here?

Absolutely. Oh, thank you so much, darling.

And maybe you could start by taking off your top.

Start with my top? Yeah, how about you start with your top? Absolutely. She's

got a great top.

Thank you. How can you tell that, Duke? But notice this area.

My God, I was like, yeah.

Beautiful. He was looking at the eyes. I was looking at... You're looking at the

top. Yes, we are, Frankie.

Lovely, lovely, lovely.

How about taking that bra off there? Oh, my goodness. Showing us the

rest of what's up there.

Oh, baby.

I'm getting excited, too. Should there be music here? Yeah, there should be.

Oh,

she's a teenager.

Watch out.

Oh, my goodness.

Let me see.

Oh, God, look at those nipples.

Oh, beautiful. Thank you.

Yes, beautiful. Have it at the bottom.

I think the hair is covering your beautiful nipples. Oh, I'll move it.

You're so helpful, thank you. Oh, well, I've been known to be helpful. Very

kind.

Beautiful.

So I want to focus here on your beautiful breasts for a couple minutes.

No worries. No worries.

Very nice.

Very, very nice.

Okay. Would you turn around perhaps?

Yeah, sure. And take off those shorts nice and slow for me.

Get a good focus here. Oh, yeah. There's those cheeks.

Very nice.

I am getting really hungry.

I see you're not very shy, are you? No, not really.

That's an Aussie thing, though, too. It really is. We're a very clothing

optional culture.

Let's get a closer look. Maybe you could bend over a little bit.

Oh, gorgeous butt.

Frankie, you're such an ass kisser. I know.

Frankie, that's a perfect ass. If you're going to kiss an ass, that's the one to

kiss. Oh, my. I just need to get a good shot. Oh, boy. Now, maybe nice and slow,

you can take that thong down and show us your love. Ready? Nice and slow. I

think I'll let my assistant see it.

Nice and slow and easy.

And just savor the moment.

Oh, God. Yes.

Oh, yes.

To the outback we go.

Yes.

All the way down under, eh?

Down under there, yes.

Down under.

Beautiful. Oh, God, is this gorgeous. You look great.

Gorgeous, gorgeous. Focus on here.

Beautiful putter. Wow.

You want to get on your knees if you can, sweetie?

There you go.

Beautiful. Look at that.

I'm a little too excited behind the camera here, guys.

Yeah, you're getting a little bit excited. I may have to switch off with

here. I may have to switch off with you, baby.

Is that prune juice getting to your mouth?

Is that prune juice getting to your mouth?

Yeah, I'll tell you.

Oh, yeah?

He just goes right for it, Frankie. He is.

No social decorum.

Okay, I'm going to switch with you. I'm going to give you a good chance.

Oh, well, thank you very much.

I'm going to take the camera. I appreciate that. I would like to get

a little up close and personal.

Oh, my.

You're a beautiful girl.

Thank you.

It is red.

You got that here? There is. There is just a little bit of that red. No,

definitely. No, it's not just a little bit. It's definitely red.

It's a very good match.

What's your tank?

Mind if I touch you a little bit? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.

No, thank you.

Look at her.

She's enjoying it.

See, us old guys aren't that bad at all.

Not at all, no.

I was waiting for that pregnant pause there.

Well, okay, maybe not that bad.

This little patch here, oh my, that just does it.

Thank you.

I'm quite fond of it myself.

Very nice, very nice. Would you mind if I licked you a little bit? Oh, go ahead,

darling, do it.

Oh, gosh.

Frankie,

you're right. This tastes wonderful.

It's a ginger thing.

It's a ginger thing.

Does it taste different to you than what you've had before?

Yes, it does.

The spice of life makes.

You like that accent. Isn't that great when she says it's the spice of life

makes? Yeah, it makes.

That ain't Mexican.

We're going to Old Barbie.

It's the history here.

We can go on to Old Barbie.

Oh, thank you. It's not too bad for me either.

My glasses are getting fogged up.

Doing a good job there, Glenn.

Everything's getting all hot and steamy.

It's good protection. Once it gets all wet down there, I won't get it in as

always.

Look at those nipples. They're as hard as can be.

Well, you guys really know what's up.

I'm sure there's a lot up right now.

I sure hope so.

Beautiful, beautiful nipples.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know why anyone wouldn't do this. You're getting spoiled rotten.

Oh, yeah.

She's got a beautiful profile.

I can't see it right now. You're a bit distracted, yeah.

The feast for the eyes.

Oh, yeah, well, how is it for the mouth? Why don't you suck on her nipples a

little bit?

Hey, dude, why don't you suck on her nipples a little bit? Now

she's going to be taking care of the top

and the bottom.

Yeah, finger her while you're doing that, while you're eating her. Thank

Frankie, for your instructions.

I don't know what these guys would do without you.

I know. They wouldn't be here without me.

They wouldn't be here without me.

So sweet.

Say, how did you guys get this gig? Did you want to round a bingo?

No,

it was my idea and then I got them into it. Oh, man.

You all took to the right bike.

Okay. Do a little bit of that.

Oh, yeah. Don't let you leave yourself out. Yeah.

Everyone's being left out today is me.

of this attention.

That is one pretty woman. You know

something, Len?

Yes, sir?

It would be a good reason to go to Australia.

Down under.

Down under?

That's where you're down under. You're down under. I'm down under. You're down

under. I got another idea for down under. How about I turn around and go

underneath the... Yeah.

I bet you did. On top of him. I'm going to go down under.

All right.

Well, that was an easy trip for you, mate.

I'm ready.

You got to get the flight and everything.

I did.

Then I have to wait the 22 hours.

Yeah, it's a bit of a trip.

Glad you are, baby.

I'm there.

I'm there.

Why aren't you glad? I'm glad we helped you out with that little thing. Perhaps

you could, young lady.

I'm not doing any work here. All right. Well, let me loosen up my trousers

here.

You need a pillow in your hip, Danny? Let's see here.

Thank you

Oh my.

You guys should let me taste you too.

Oh, I think we could.

That's a real good idea.

Yes, make yourself comfortable.

Please.

I mean that in a good way.

How

about

that, Duke?

I'm gonna double do tomorrow Sarah.

I like to keep busy.

You look so cute with your glasses on.

Let me have these vaccines.

That's much better.

Keep sucking.

Keep sucking. Keep sucking. Just bring this up here to me.

Like that.

Let's see.

I'm pushing her at you.

Yes, you are, son.

Push her right in my direction.

Thank you.

Down under the land of Oz.

Frankie, I'll take over the camera here, guy.

You're all mine now. Oh, sweet. Oh, yeah.

And we're only just getting started.

And we're only just getting started. Oh, that nice butt. She loves her nipples.

Show us that nice butt, baby.

Absolutely.

Please, yeah.

What a way to go.

We don't see PR, though, Duke.

We could ring Mortis to tell you to start all over again.

Sure you can.

That was great. What a great line. Girls got us. Did you pick that up?

Somebody make a note of that line.

Did you pick that up?

That's that Aussie sense of humor.

squirts inside.

See the Australian tube steak.

They don't serve that one, I don't think, at that restaurant.

Or if either that or the Australian crawl.

I get a good view with that there.

That is one beautiful, sexy woman.

I'll see cowboys right after this.

Oh, my God.

Your pussy is way wet now.

Oh.

Like she's massaging my cock with her pussy.

It feels good.

Best thing about college girls is you always stay the same age, eh? Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

And a nice smooth body.

Yeah, that's important.

And the nice nipples.

And the nice pretty boobs.

They're so soft.

Oh, she's blowing it off.

Why don't you shake a little bit? Oh, that was aftershock.

What a mess.

Oh, man.

What were you saying there, buddy?

Well, you see, she did it, and she was down under.

She was all over.

Down Under, all over.

She's awesome.

All right, guys, we made another trip, and this one was to Down Under. And you

guys were Down Under a lot.

Especially Duke. He was Down and Under. And she was Ginger Down Under, too.

Yeah, she was a ginger snap.

And this was your first ginger. My first ginger, first redhead.

What was the little one's name?

Dolly. Dolly. See, I wasn't there for that.

We ought to have women from every country in the world on each episode.

Talk much?

All right, Frankie.

You're all excited.

That's what he gets because he didn't come.

Oh, well.

Next time we'll have you do something.

It does.

We had a good time, and we were on the highway to hell, as her fellow Aussies

say. And we're going to go ahead and see you guys next time.

Okay. Because we have a great time.

All right, and let me add in here. There you go, guys. All right, thank you. See

you next time.