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Um, who's that bitch?

Oh, that's New Girl.

That's New Girl?

I don't like New Girls.

I've seen her around. That's whatever.

You should put her in a playlist.

Hi, I'm Janelle.

Can I sit with you guys?

Please? You can't sit with us.

We're waiting for our friend.

Right, Franco?

Who?

Oh, yeah, right.

Why don't you go eat, dorkville?

Seriously? The audacity?

I mean, obviously she's never met a Gamma Alpha Gamma girl.

Clearly. A sorority queen like me...

Never be caught dead, man. I was a fucking loser like that. Oh, please.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Did you see that?

Wow.

These girls nowadays, especially the new ones.

fucking bitch. Who the fuck does she think she is anyways?

I blew the whole basketball team to get work on that.

Maybe that's her plan.

Well, she better back off and stay away from me because this is my territory.

Fucking dumb bitch.

Seriously, can't believe she did that shit.

I mean, you should show her next time.

I mean, I did, didn't I?

I told her who was boss and who was queen bitch in this fucking school.

Yeah, you're the boss, Fisher.

That's right.

And don't you ever forget that either.

Yeah, you're the boss. You run the school.

That's right, I do.

Fucking bitch.

Where did that bitch go anyway?

She scared her away.

Good. Yeah, that's right. Where does she fucking belong?

I mean, she was kind of cute.

Excuse me?

I'm cuter.

I don't know.

Maybe we'll give her a chance. You can turn her.

No,

definitely not.

Because I'm queen bitch.

She needs to know her place.

She will never be someone like me.

I run this fucking school.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. And she needs to know that.

Yeah, for sure.

It's probably miles away by now.

Yeah,

I would fucking hope so.

Hope I scared her off.

Do you know where she is?

Yeah, she's eating lunch by herself.

Yeah, good.

I hope she's back in Loserville where she fucking belongs.

Or wait, what was it? Dortville?

Good one. I know.

Everything I say is a good one. Hello, I'm queen bitch of this fucking school.

Yeah, feeling good.

Yeah, I know it feels good. Trust me, I know. I had to blow off the whole entire

basketball team to get where I'm at.

I remember those days. I remember those days. I was there that year.

Yeah, I worked fucking hard.

And I worked hard to be in that fucking table, too. And she thinks you can just

come over here and sit with us? Please.

No, you gotta earn it right.

Exactly.

She actually reminds me of you a little bit. I don't know how, but... Um, excuse

me? You see those glasses she was wearing? She looked pathetic and such a

and a dork.

God.

Right. Yeah.

Why are you guys... You're so quiet.

Aren't you guys supposed to be agreeing with me like everything else? I mean,

you know you're right, babe.

I mean, yeah, but you guys are supposed to juice me up always. Like, that's your

guys' job.

You got it.

I mean, I'm fucking queen. I'm the most popular girl in the fucking school. I

mean, you guys can be just like her and go into dorkville.

I'll look forward to the way I fucking want to.

This is my school. This is my table. This is my territory.

Fucking loser.

You know, and then he just comes over here thinking that he could sit with us.

Like, that just pisses me off so fucking much.

Oh, you should be mad.

Yeah, I am fucking mad. You should be super pissed right now. Yeah.

I don't say what.

I mean... I'm fucking the captain of the football team, for fuck's sake. And she

thinks that she can just come over here and, like, yeah, try and sit with us,

especially my boyfriend.

That's my man.

I'm the only one who fucks my boyfriend.

She shouldn't be fucking with her boyfriend, that's for sure.

Definitely, definitely. Thank you, Tony. No one fucks with me.

That's right.

I'm the only one that fucks you, right, babe?

You fuck on me.

That's right.

And then she thinks you can fucking come over here.

This is my fucking territory, and she needs to know that.

Shit.

You fucking bitch.

Franco, you backstabbing piece of shit. We're fucking through.

She's smelling me. I'm sorry.

Fuck you, asshole.

No,

I can make time for a date.

What's your name, by the way? I'm Franklin.

I'm Franklin.

Franklin's such an asshole, right?

He's teaching a lesson. We should have revenge bets.

Get lost, Tony.

Please. This is the last time that stupid Thor brand dorkette hears about

Hell no.

Dear Diary, today is a big day.

I think I made a friend. Being a new girl in town is tough.

Nobody knows me.

It's been, what, three months now that I have started college?

And finally, someone spoke to me.

Her name is Melanie.

Anyway, I am pretty sure Melanie thinks I am cool.

And now I get to have fun with her ex.

You like that? Yeah.

I like your tongue, but do you want to come put something else in there?

That's so good.

That was so good.

Don't leave me.

Oh,

come

on.

I don't have those gloves

I'm throwing an all -girl party.

I thought we were just getting started.

Yeah, I'm serious.

You've got to go. I think we have a misunderstanding.

You're kidding, right?

No, I'm serious.

Your ex is going to be here any minute, and I don't want there to be any

tension.