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So, what can I help you out with today?

Hey, um, so, oh, well, uh, my mom gave me $200 to go out and get the new video

game. Yeah?

But she kind of, you know, told me that she would rather see me spend it on

maybe, you know, an adventure or, you know. Okay. I guess I spend a lot of

inside and she doesn't really like that. She wants me to get out and start

socializing. I don't get out very often. I play a lot of video games.

Okay, um.

Do you have an erectile dysfunction?

I thought dinosaurs were like... I don't know.

It's when you can't function properly.

You know, down there.

Oh, um...

It's good. It's good? Yeah.

It moves when I see girls on the video games and stuff.

Oh, on the video games. Yeah. So we don't know if it works or not.

No, it works. It definitely works. Yeah, it's good. Now, is it good when you

watch the girls in the video games or girls in real life?

Oh, well, I've never had any girls in real life.

Oh. But, yeah, you know, it moves when I see, you know, girls, especially, you

know, like, you know, cosplay and stuff.

Well, let's go see if I can fix anything, okay?

So can you give me that and we can go to the back room?

If I give you all that, then I can't have enough money for, you know, Death

Arena 8.

Oh, do you say Death Arena 8?

Yeah, how'd you know about that? Oh my god, that gets me so hot.

I actually have it. You have Death Arena 8? Yeah, you can play it while I give

you a massage.

Right now?

Right now.

In there? Yeah, in there.

Come on.

What? Follow me.

Hey, just, you know, um...

Joe?

Now we are going to get you naked.

Maybe we could just, you know, massage with the clothes on, right?

I can't do that.

Here, just get comfortable.

Now, take your clothes off. Okay, I won't do that.

Are you okay?

No, you're totally fine.

I'm gonna take

your glasses off now.

Okay, there we go. Okay, hat off.

Now we're going to have you lie down, okay?

Okay.

Are you

comfortable? Yeah, I'm comfortable.

It feels good. Yeah, it feels good?

Yeah.

That's good.

So, you played the new video game, huh? Oh, yeah.

I loved it.

You said you had it in here, right? I do have it in here.

But right now, we're just going to relax.

I'm sorry. I just have it on my mind.

Just clear your head.

Yeah.

Oh, hi. How you doing?

Is this normal?

Yeah, it's completely normal.

Yeah. Yeah, don't worry.

It's completely normal.

Just relax.

Right.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous, you know.

Don't be nervous.

Really? Yeah. Just think of one of those girls in your video

games. Oh, right.

Yeah.

Oh, sources.

Vicki.

There you go.

I know you're having these feelings.

These feelings?

Oh, my gosh.

Are these good feelings?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah,

you like that? Yeah, it's pretty good.

Oh my god.

Oh wow.

They're pretty lovely.

Yeah.

They peed out of there.

You don't want to do that, no.

It's okay.

Did I pee? Oh, wow.

As a matter of fact, maybe I'm peeing. Maybe you're not such a bad idea. You

keep doing that.

Oh my god.

It feels better than the moment when I beat... Oh my god.

It feels better than beating the main boss in Death Arena 7.

This is amazing!

And that feels really good.

Yeah, are you relaxed now?

What? Are you relaxed now? I don't know about so much relaxed, but yeah, it

feels good.

Is this how everyone socializes?

Yeah,

this is how everyone socializes. What?

Your mom never told you about this?

No, she flipped it. I forgot about it. It makes me miserable.

This feels better than all the pillows I've hung.

I keep going, I can't get to the top.

Oh my god.

Oh wow.

Alright.

Time for a good turnover.

What?

What do you mean?

Oh, I know what will make you feel better.

Here, you can play this while I do your back.

Does it really work?

Yeah, it's right there on a TV.

Yeah, it's already started.

You want me to put my dick through there? Yeah, just go ahead, line your

and put your penis through that hole.

And you can play all you want.

I can play?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

So what are you going to be doing?

Oh, nothing.

Just massaging.

There you go. There you go.

No way.

You maybe want to play multiplayer?

No, no, it's a single player.

Maybe.

Oh my god, you just added a new character!

Talk about your game.

Okay.

Have you played before?

Yeah, but I'm trying to focus on something else right now.

Faster.

Faster.

Faster.

Oh, I made it.

Wow, this is like the best day of my whole life.

Between you and this.

This isn't getting much better.

Oh, my God. That's getting me so turned on.

Oh, my God. You're the best.

Oh my gosh.

Damn.

Dang it, I don't know.

Dude,

it's just getting lost.

I can't get the shivers.

Let me start round three.

about your video game.

It gets me so hot when you get excited.

Just got you on the floor.

Oh, yeah. Keep talking to me. You hear me like that?

Mm -hmm.

He's almost done.

So they come back then.