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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

to be perfect for today's barbecue.

My son always brings hot little friends.

I cannot wait.

I've got to get dressed. I've got to start cooking.

I'm just excited.

Today is going to be a good day.

This is so cute.

I love this.

I've got to look good today.

Hey,

Miss Fox.

Hi, Ryan.

How are you?

Good to see you. Good to see you.

Sorry, I just let myself in. My phone is fried.

What did you do to it? I left it by the pool the other day, and the thunders

toasted it.

I hate when that happens. Waiting for a replacement.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Well, I was expecting everybody to be here. Where's Jason?

Jason went to go pick up Susan. She didn't have a ride, so they should be

And then I'm expecting everyone else here in a little bit.

Cool. Yeah. I'm so excited for this food.

I know.

None of you ever said everyone gets here.

All right. I was just, I didn't think your burgers were the best. Oh, I know.

Labor Day barbecues are my favorite occasion with you guys.

Thank you, thank you. I love doing it.

It's my favorite.

Now I have to continue off summer. What do you have to do?

Oh, you know, girls and parties.

Girls and parties? The college life. The college life? And when do you start

back in school?

A couple weeks.

Oh, a couple weeks. Okay. Not really looking forward to it, but I am broke,

you know, I'm running out of things to do.

So this weekend's like your last hurrah before you go back?

Pretty much, yeah.

Sweet, okay. Well, I tell you what, you are more than welcome to go to the pool

and wait for everybody.

I'll keep it warm, yeah. I got some foam trunks I can go change.

Yeah, how about you use my bathroom?

Upstairs to the left.

Cool, okay. I'll call you.

Thanks. Okay, I'll call you soon.

Hi, honey.

Yeah?

Jason.

No, no, no, wait.

I have all the food here. What do you mean you're going to the lake?

We're having a party today.

Jason.

Well, no, I'm not going to pack this up in Pleasant.

Uh -huh.

That's... You know how much I love Labor Day, honey.

Okay, fine.

Yes.

Right? Have a good time at the lake.

No, no, it's fine.

It's all good.

I'll figure out something to do.

Okay. Bye, honey. Have a good time.

Whoa, hey.

Excuse me, how long were you standing there?

A long time.

Um, sorry, do you need to use the bathroom? I can grab my stuff, sorry.

No.

Um...

So I need to let you know that Jason just gave me a call, and there's some

change of plans.

Oh, no.

People are not coming over here anymore. They're actually going to the lake.

Oh, my God.

And my phone's fried. Did they call us?

Yeah. He said he tried to call you, and he couldn't get through, so that's why

he gave me a call.

They always do this to me, changing plans on me. And I don't have enough gas

get out there. I mean, what am I supposed to do? And what about you? The

you made for them?

Right.

I can't believe they would do that. Yeah, I don't know.

Well, are you going to go?

No, me, no, no, no, no. I'll just stay here.

I don't know, maybe... What do you want to do?

Maybe you and I can have our own party.

Wow.

I mean it's just a thought but I have

all of the food already done and

Mm -hmm.

Good second to talk.

Yes, yes.

shirt wet.

I'm sorry.

Mm -hmm

Did I kick you?

Thank you for watching.

some of that delicious food.

Yeah. And do it in the pool.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

And fuck again.

And fuck again.

In the pool.

Next time.

Nobody does it better.