Original subtitles

In Every Society, There Are Those Evildoers,

Ne'er-Do-Wells, And Just Plain Bad Guys

Who Break The Laws Of The Land.

For Those Good Citizens Who Risk Life And Limb

By Testifying In A Court Of Law Against These Criminals,

We Say, "Fear Not, Brave Souls,"

For This Is Where We,

The Federal Witness Protection Program, Step In.

We Provide You And Your Family With New Identities,

A New Home, New Friends, A New Life.

Just Look How Happy And Safe The Jones Family Is,

Or Should I Say The Smith Family.

Our Agents Use The Latest Scientific Technologies

To Keep Your Identities Safe And Secure.

Should The Unlikely Occasion Arise

In Which You Are Asked By Your Government

To Come Forward With What You Know Or Have Seen,

Remember...

We Will Always Be There To Make Sure

That You And Your Loved Ones Are Well Protected.

Take, For Example, One Of The Most Unique Cases

From Our Files...

Witnesses 9235 And 9236, The Parker Sisters.

First Day Of High School.

Hope We'll Be Popular.

Hey, It's The Parker Sisters.

They're So Cool.

Their Clothes Are So Hip.

Can We Be Like You?

The Most Popular Girls In School.

Ooh, They're, Like, The Most Popular Girls Ever.

Parker, Parker, Parker...

In Honor Of Their Courageous Contribution To Society,

Their Superior Grades,

And Their Extremely Fashionable Footwear,

I Hereby Declare Today

To Be Parker Sisters Day!

Girls, You're Gonna Be Late

For Cheerleading Tryouts.

Great Dream.

Wasn't It?

Come On. I Was Here First!

I Called It Last Night!

Look! There's Brad Pitt!

Where?

Hey! Hey!

Works Every Time.

Oh, No. Oh!

Oh, Oh, Oh!

Oh! Ow, Ow, Ow!

Well, Just The Way I Like It.

Mmm. Mmm. Honey, I'm Off To Work.

Oh, Honey, W-W-W-Wait.

Oh, Rick, You Know, I Just Hate The Thought

Of You Out There On The Streets.

That's The Life Of Us Men In Uniform, Teri.

Without Men Like Me On Duty,

The Very Fabric Of Society Would Unravel.

Well, You Be Careful Out There, Ok, Honey?

Mmm.

Another Day.

Good--Good Dog. Ow!

Very Good Dog. Let Go Now.

All Right.

Ugh. Good Dog. Let Go.

See You Tomorrow.

Hey!

What? Hey!

Hey!

My Hair!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

We're Freshmen.

We Want To Be Popular.

It's A Problem.

Kind Of A Scrawny Crop This Year.

Girls, Halloween Isn't Until October.

Ha Ha Ha!

Well, Then Why Are You Acting Like Such A Witch?

Oh. Ooh.

What? It--It Just Slipped Out.

Steady, Steady.

Go, Cougars!

Go, Go, Go!

Uh-Oh...

Grass...

Grass...

No!

Ah-Choo!

That Was So Close.

Here's A Tissue.

No!

Does This Mean We Didn't Make The Squad?

Our First Day Of High School,

And Our Reps Are Already Trashed.

How Are We Ever Supposed To Show Our Faces Again?

Look, You Worry Too Much.

Everything's Gonna Be Fine.

By Tomorrow, No One Will Even Remember.

Hey! There They Are!

It's The Girls Who Ruined The Pyramid.

Come On. Let's Get 'Em!

Run!

See, I Told You It Would Be Fine.

Ok, But Eventually,

They're Gonna Figure Out It's Us.

By Then, We'll Have Plan B.

I Hope You're Right.

Hot Dogs, Please.

2?

Yes, Please.

Attention, Please,

The Museum Will Be Closing In 5 Minutes.

It's Broken.

Give Me That.

No!

Yes!

No, No!

Yes!

Ugh!

Come On, Come On.

Hey, You! Stop!

You! Stop!

Face It. We're Not Like

Those Self-Absorbed Cheerleaders.

We're Sensitive...

Intuitive...

Hey! Take That!

Picking Up On Every Subtlety...

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Every Cue...

What Are You Doing?

Hey!

Ugh!

I'm Having A Bad Condiment Day.

Let Me Try.

I've Been Hit!

That's Some Powerful Ketchup.

Dude, Are You Ok?

Ecch. No Wonder He's Wearing A Mask.

Freeze! You're Under Arrest!

Look, If This Is About The Cheerleading Pyramid--

It Was An Accident.

She Just Sneezed.

And One Thing Led To Another...

And--

And--

And This Is

A Very Big Misunderstanding,

You Don't Understa--

My Uncle's A Very Powerful Man!

You Know How Some Days

Are Just Like Any Old Day?

And Others Change Your Life Forever? Well...

Did This Man Have Any Distinguishing Features?

Well, If You Call

A Gross Zit Distinguished.

And If You Saw That Gross Zit Again,

Would You Recognize It?

Definitely.

Your Honor, I Would Like To Introduce

As Exhibit 10, The Following...

I Was Under A Lot Of Stress!

Let's Take A Closer Look, Shall We?

Was That The Zit That You Saw?

Yes, That's The One.

Thank You.

For The Crime Of Stealing The Kneel Diamond,

Which Has Yet To Be Recovered,

This Court Finds You Guilty As Charged.

Order!

I Said Order In The Court!

Buh-Bye.

Order! Oh, I Give Up.

Ok, Now This Would Have Been

A Very Happy Ending...

And A Very Short Movie...

If That Crook Over There...

Hadn't Been The Nephew

Of This Crook Over Here.

Head Of The Notorious

Hatchew Crime Family.

From The Little-Known Nation Of...

You Girls Will Pay For This.

Nobody Crosses Emil Hatchew.

God Bless You.

Like That's The First Time I Heard That One.

I'll Hunt You Down Like A Dog Hunts Bones...

Like A Squirrel Hunts Nuts...

Like A Goldfish Hunts Those Tiny Little Flakes

At The Top Of The Water!

And I'll Find You! Ha!

That Guy, What A Drama Queen.

Uh, I Think He Was Kind Of Serious.

Really?

Mr. And Mrs. Parker,

The Fbi Fears For The Safety Of Your Family.

Until Emil Hatchew

Is Permanently Put In The Poky,

You Parkers Are In Peril.

You've Been Brought To This Secret Underground Facility

To Be Placed In The Witness Protection Program.

You'll Be Moved To A New City,

Receive New Identities.

No One Will Know Your Whereabouts,

Not Even Your Friends And Family.

The Whole Mci Network?

What? I Was Just Asking.

Mr. Parker, I'm Afraid You'll Have To Give Up

Your Job As A Mailman. And, Girls,

Unfortunately, You'll Have To Go To A New School.

You Mean, We Never Have To Go

To Our Old School Again?

Whoo!

Gee, What A Shame.

Well, Bring On Those New I.D.S.

Wait. Not So Fast.

If, For Any Reason, Your Cover Is Blown,

You Call My Special Beeper,

And Then...

We'll Have To Relocate You Immediately.

In Other Words...

Keep...

Your Mouths...

Shut.

Ok, You Know This Whole

"Keep Our Mouths Shut" Thing?

Well, Easier Said Than Done.

See, Our Family Has A Little Bitty Problem.

We're Kind Of, Well...

Blabber-Mouths.

Class, We Have 2 New Students With Us Today--

Carla And Andrea Frauenfelder.

Why Don't You Girls Tell Us About Yourselves?

Carla?

Well...

I'm Carla.

No, I'm Carla. You're Andrea.

Oh. You Might Be Right.

She's Carla.

So, What Was The Question Again?

Uh, What Brings You Two To Texas?

Oh, Right. We Witnessed A Crime.

And Now We're In Hiding.

Sorry. It Just Slipped Out.

I Can't Wait For The Homecoming Dance.

The Band Is So Cool.

Just Watch Out For The Slammers.

Oh, We Just Sent Some Jewel Thieves

To The Slammer.

Sorry. My Bad.

Hmm.

Aw.

Scissors.

Uh, Excuse Me? Attention, Everyone.

We're Part Of The Witness Protection Program.

All Right, All Right. I'll Confess.

The Money Is--

Now You Have Finally Achieved Inner Peace.

People! I'm In Charge Now.

You've Left Me No Choice.

We're Sending You

To The Last Place On The Planet--

A Port So Remote That No Person Would Presume

To Pinpoint Your Position.

You Mean Australia?

Aw, You Ruined It! How Did You Know?

I'm An Easy Read, Aren't I? I Stink At This Job.

I Knew I Should Have Gone Into Ladies' Shoes.

Um, Dude?

Oh.

Anyway, If You Screw It Up This Time,

You'll Be Pulled From The Program...

Permanently!

™� Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow... ♪

So, Australia Was Our Last Chance.

This Time We Had To Make It Work

For Mom And Dad's Safety And Our Own.

™� Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ Well, I Can't Understand ♪

♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ A Single Word ♪

♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪

♪ Is He Serious... ♪

Well, The Good News?

Australia Was Like One Big Party.

The Bad News?

We Weren't Exactly Invited Yet.

Our Cover This Time?

The Turtlebees Of Cleveland, Ohio,

Proprietors Of The Salvation Shore Inn.

Meet Stanley And Shirley Turtlebee

And Their Daughters, Abby And Maddie.

The Inn Was Staffed

By Some Pretty Colorful Characters.

There's Katie, The Inn's Water Sports Guru.

Scuba Diving, Windsurfing, Shameless Farting--

You Name It, She Does It.

That's Shelby Shaw.

He Runs The Inn's Fishing Boat,

The Molly Mae.

Beauty.

He Likes To Work With His Hands.

And Then There's Boomer, The Inn's Mascot.

He's Pretty Independent.

He Loves Potato Chips

And Watches Way Too Many Cartoons.

Well, School's Tomorrow.

A Chance For A Fresh Start.

We Should Probably Skip Cheerleading Tryouts.

Good Plan.

Mm-Hmm.

What Do You Think We Should Wear?

Don't Worry. I've Got The Whole

Aussie Fashion Thing Under Control.

™� So Far, So Good ♪

♪ Everything, Tree And Rock ♪

You Call This Under Control?

We'll Look Like Crocodile Dundee.

Well, Look On The Bright Side.

At Least Everyone Speaks English.

G'day, Mates.

Welcome To Steak And Kidney.

What's With The Barro Daggy Duds?

You Seppos Going Troppo?

Subtitles, Please.

Ohhh.

No, No, No. We're Just New.

Oh. The Name's Sheila.

Oh, I'm, Uh...

Abby.

Right.

And I'm...

Maddie.

Right.

What Brings You Sheilas To Our End Of The World?

Oh, We're In The--

Mood To See The School.

Oh, No Worries.

I'll Show You Around.

Now, Let's See,

That's Victoria In The Popular Crowd.

Ray, Donny, And Her Whole Posse.

Forget Them. They'll Never Talk To You.

Oh, And Over There? That's The Nerds.

They'll Be Friends With You

If You Barf All Over Them.

Hi, Leonard.

Now, Let's See...

That's The Surfies.

Pete, Avery, That Whole Crowd.

Don't Talk To Them

If You Want To Be Popular.

But I Thought You Just Said

That The Popular Kids Won't Talk To Us.

Right, But In The Off Chance They Might,

I'd Stay Clear.

And That's The Jocks,

That's The Theater Geeks,

That's The Brainiacs.

Which Group Are You In, Sheila?

The Individualists.

Australia Was Great, But...

We All Had A Little Trouble Adjusting.

Dad Kind Of Missed His Job As A Mailman.

Excuse Me. Let Me Show You

Stand Over Here.

It's Like This...

With The Wrist. See?

And Mom? She Really Missed Her Friends.

Be Strong, Blabber-Mom, Be Strong.

Ah-Ah-Ah.

What? I Was...

Ordering A Pizza, Honey.

You Heard What Agent Banner Said.

No Phone Calls, No Letters,

No Carrier Pigeons To Anyone.

Maybe Just A Little E-Mail?

Oh, Please. I Told You Never Use The "E" Word.

I'm Going Stir-Crazy Here.

No Friends, No Guests,

And I'm Sorry, But That Kangaroo

Doesn't Like The Same Shows As Me.

Honey, Until Emil Hatchew Is Locked Up,

We Just Have To Stick With This.

As Tough As It Is For Us,

Imagine How Difficult It Must Be For The Girls.

Yeah, You're Right, Honey.

I Need To Set An Example For The Girls.

And You Could Start With That.

You're Right.

I Know. You're Right.

Ok.

Hello. Salvation Shore Inn.

Uh, Let Me Check The Book.

While Mom And Dad Were Sorting Through Their Troubles,

Katie Was Helping Us Sort Through Ours.

What's The Point, Katie?

We're Never Going To Fit In Here Anyway.

Ok. Here's My Advice.

Girls! You Take It From Shelby Shaw.

You Want To Make Friends Here In Steak And Kidney?

Do What I Always Do.

Ahh!

Whoo!

Well, It Goes Over Big At The Shark Hunters Reunion.

Eh, Those Were The Good Old Days.

Girls, If You Want To Fit In With The Aussies,

Here's A Secret.

Stop Worrying And Have Some Fun.

Are We Having Fun Yet?

No. They Are.

While Victoria And Her Posse

Were Having Shrimp On The Barbie,

We Were Having Sandwich...

Heavy On The Sand.

Good Day, Maddie, Abby.

Hello! Earth To Sheilas.

Oh, Right! Abby And Maddie.

That's Us. Duh!

Glad You Could Make It.

I Want You To Meet Me Gal Pals.

This Here's Sheila, And This Is Sheila,

And This Here's...

Erica. But My Friends Call Me Sheila.

You Girls Are Gonna Love Our Gang.

Hey, What's Wrong With Your Friend Leonard?

Oh, Man!

Jeez!

Oh!

Man!

Actually, He's More Than A Friend.

Oh!

Oh!

But, Please, Don't Tell Anyone.

I Don't Want Vic And Her Posse

Giving Me The Raw Prawn Over It.

Hey, Do You Think You'd Introduce Us To Them?

Are You A Few Sheep Short Of A Station?

Those Guys Wouldn't Talk To Us

If We Were The Last Sheilas On Earth.

Heads Up!

Heads Up!

Little Help?

Whoo!

Righto!

What's Up?

How'd You Learn To Do That?

Uh, Your Frisbee's Broken.

Where'd You Learn To 'Rang Like That?

I, Uh...

Oh, Well,

She's The Boomerang Champ Of Chicago.

Cleveland.

Whatever.

Hi, I'm Millie.

Maddie.

Whatever.

Whatever?

Is That Like A Big Saying With You Americans?

Well, Cool Americans.

Um, We're Just Going Down The Beach For A Surf.

You Want To Give It A Go?

It Was Suddenly Clear.

If We Wanted To Fit In,

We Had To Do The Aussie Thing.

So I Put On Me Jumper

And Hoed Into Some Tucker,

But Me Brekkie Had Chicken Snacks.

Well, I Don't Like To Whinge,

But I Said, Bring On Me Damper

And Hot Chokkie.

It Seems The Royal Court

Thought We Were Pretty Awesome,

But The Queen Needed Some Convincing.

No Yank Has Ever Eaten Vegemite

Without Tossing Their Cookies.

Mmm!

She Likes It!

Ahh!

Aw!

Aw!

Since When Does She Know How To Surf?

Since This Scene, Apparently.

And When That Doesn't Work, There's...

You Girls Are Awesome Aussies!

Well, We Lost Some Good Ones

To The Forces Of Evil, Mates.

Ow!

Australia's A Discreet Operation.

I Need Someone I Can Trust.

It Has To Be Family.

Get Me My Big Brother Shorty And Cousin Crusher.

Eh, They're On Assignment, Boss.

The Thing With The, Uh, Thing.

Right!

What About My First Cousin Slasher?

Eh, Prison.

Second Cousin Basher?

A Movie Deal!

Third Cousin Twice Removed Shotski?

Vacation.

Again?

He Gets 3 Weeks This Year.

Well, Would You Mind Telling Me

Who Is Available In This Family

For A Dishonest Day's Work?!

I Check.

Let Me See. Uh...

These Guys!

12th Cousin Mac

And Great Uncle By Divorce, Sidney.

Well, At Least It's Family.

Mac Here.

We're On Our Way.

G'day, Mates. Welcome To Sydney.

What Can I Do For You?

We Need A Car.

No Problems. I Got One Left.

Plus We Need Directions To The Salvation Shore Inn

Near Manly.

No Worries. What You Do Is

You Come Out Of The Airport And You Make 2 Lefts

And Then A Right.

Then You Drive 4 Ks Beyond The Black Stump.

2 Right, Turn Left At The Water!

If You Miss The Turnoff, Though,

You've Gone Past The Dog On The Tucker Box--

And Welcome To Woop Woop!

We're Lost.

No, We're Not. I Know Exactly Where We Are.

What The Heck Is That?

That's My Global Positioning System.

It Tells Me Where We Are,

Anywhere In The World, Within 3 Inches.

Yeah? Well, It Tells Me Here

That We're 3 Inches From Lost!

That's State Of The Art!

That Cost Me A Thousand Bucks!

Next Time, Buy A Map Like A Normal Person.

Yo, I Don't Need A Map. We're Not Lost.

But We Are About To Hit That Tru--Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Uncle Sidney?

What?

I Think We're Lost.

We Knew We Had Really Made It

When Victoria Invited Us On Her Father's Boat.

So, Vic, This Is Your Father's Boat?

No. That Is.

Whoa!

Beluga?

Oh, Thank You.

Mmm! What Is This Stuff?

Fish Eggs.

Eh! No Spit Takes In This Movie.

Great Boat, Isn't It?

Yeah.

Did You Have A Boat Back In The States?

No. We Lived...

Not Near The Water.

Oh. This Is Daddy's Favorite.

He Likes It Better Than The Jet.

I'll Bet.

™� My Mind Is Racin' ♪

♪ And Feet Are Movin' Slow ♪

♪ Look All Around ♪

♪ I Don't See Anything I Know ♪

♪ I'd Like To Answer You, But I Can't Clarify ♪

♪ If I'm A Hundred Miles Ahead ♪

♪ Or A Hundred Miles Behind ♪

♪ You Carried Me ♪

♪ When I Fell ♪

♪ Can I Carry You... ♪

So, On The Good News Front,

Things Were Really Working Out Great For Us.

Little Did We Know...

What The Heck Is That?

Oh, I'm Checking My E-Mail.

It's A Wireless Internet Connection.

Barely Th...

Uncle Sidney, Are You Wacked?

How Am I Going To Check My Joke Of The Day?

De Niro Wouldn't Have To Put Up With This.

My Feet Hurt. Your Feet Hurt?

I'm Hungry.

Are You Hungry?

I'm Hungry.

You Hungry?

Got It!

Yay!

Oh, It's Ok. Nice Try, Sheila.

Hey, Maddie, Abby!

Hi!

Hi, Sheila!

Hey, Look Who It Is! It's Lenny The Spaz Boy.

Hey, Lenny!

9-7!

Hey, Who Did That?

I Can't Believe Sheila's Really Friends With That Dag.

Actually, They're More Than Friends.

They're Doing The Lip Mash?

Yeah, But Don't Tell Anyone.

Lenny, Sheila.

What A Dork.

Just Where Do You Surfies Think You're Going?

This Is Our Beach.

Someone Talking To Us, Pete?

No. Nobody That I Can See.

Well, You Better Listen, Or There's Gonna Be Trouble.

Ray,

You've Been Watching Too Much Baywatch.

Look, Guys. We Just Want To Surf.

Why Don't You Bloody Just Go Back To Looking In The Mirror

Or Whatever It Is You Do For A Living.

Let's Go.

Let's Get Out Of Here.

Hey, Girls.

I'm Having A Party In Me Dad's Boat

This Friday. I'd Love For You To Come.

Great.

Yeah.

But In Case I Forgot To Lay Out The Rules

Of The Game,

Hang With Them,

And You Can Forget About The Party

And Everything That Goes Along With It.

Don't Go There.

Too Late.

Good Day, Huh?

Mm.

Well, At Least We're Part Of Vic's Group Now.

Mm.

Those Surfer Boys Are Pretty Cute.

Mm.

I'm Gonna Wear Your New Shoes

To The Party.

Mm.

All Right, You've Been Mm-Ing All Night.

What's The Deal?

I Was Just Thinking,

Don't You Feel The Least Bit Bad

About What Happened Today?

Blabbing About Lenny And Sheila?

Well, Yeah, But It Was Just An Accident.

I Know. It Just Slipped Out, Right?

Don't You Ever Ask Yourself

Why Things Are Always Just

Slipping Out Of Our Mouths?

Don't Get All Oprah On Me.

I Blew It, Ok?

Please.

Ok, Then.

What'll It Be, Gents?

Harry, Push The Fried Cockatoo!

2 Homemade Pies With Ketchup...

And One Beer.

Dog's Eye, Dead Horse, And Pig's Ear!

Tourists, Eh?

Where Are You From?

Yur-Ugli.

Come Again, Mate?

I Said Yurugli.

Would You Like Me To Spell It For You?

Whoa!

Aah!

Next Time, Just Do Me A Favor.

Tell 'Em We're From New York.

So, What's His Name?

Pete, And He's Totally Cool,

But If Victoria Ever Caught Me

Hanging Out With Him,

I'd Be History.

When I Was Your Age,

There Was A Girl Just Like Victoria.

Really?

Yeah, There's Always A Girl Like Victoria.

Anyway, I Wanted To Be In Her Group So Badly,

But I Stopped Doing All The Things

I Wanted To Do

And Picked Up All The Things

She Wanted To Do.

Oh, I Know This One.

But You Were Completely Miserable

Because You Weren't Being True

To Yourself.

No. I Was Totally Popular.

It Was A Blast.

But...

I Wasn't Being Me.

I Was Being Who They Wanted Me To Be,

And That's No Good.

Have You Ever Asked Yourself

What Price Is A Girl Supposed To Pay For...

Popularity?

I Can't Say That I Have, Missy.

Is That Alive?

Not Anymore.

I'll Give You Some Advice, Young'un.

You Follow Your Heart,

Be True To Yourself,

And Always Use A Number 5 Hook.

That's The Key To Happiness.

I'm Glad We Had This Talk.

Yeah.

You Know How I Said There Were Gonna Be

No Spit Takes In This Movie?

Well, This Is An Exception.

I've Been Looking For This.

Hello, Salvation Shore Inn.

Do You Have A Room?

Matter Of Fact, We Just Had A Cancellation.

Like, 2 Minutes Ago.

Good, Then I Would Like To Make A Reservation.

Great, For When?

Tonight.

Terrific. Come On Over.

Idiot.

Let's See...

Ok...

Lucky For You We've Just Had A Cancellation.

It's High Season, You Know.

Yeah, Lucky For Us.

Cute Kids.

Oh, Aren't They, Though?

Oh, You'll Meet 'Em Later, At Dinner.

Fantastic.

Let Me Put You In Room 2.

This Is One Of Our Best.

Ok...

So, Mac, Sidney,

Are You Here On Business Or Pleasure?

Business.

Pleasure.

Well, For Us, You Know,

Business Is A Pleasure.

Yes, We're Traveling Agents

Touring Beautiful Austria.

You Mean Australia?

Exactly.

Ok, Everybody.

Here We Go.

Uh, Mom?

Oh, It's Shark Casserole, Honey.

Mr. Shaw Gave Me The Recipe.

The Secret Ingredient Is A Pinch Of Whale Blubber.

Eww.

So, Uh... So What About You Folks?

Where Are You From?

Texas. Delaware. Cleveland.

We've, Uh...

We've Moved A Lot.

Uh, Sidney, The--The Fin,

It's A Garnish.

I Knew That.

Sorry I'm Late.

Scuba Lesson Ran Long.

Uh, Dude?

She's Trying To Tell You

You Have Broccoli In Your Teeth.

Oh, Thanks.

You're The Next Contestant

On Who Wants To Marry A Loser?

Ok, Right Here Is The Opera House,

And All Along Here Is Circular Quay.

And What's That A Little To The Right?

Oh, The Maritime Museum--

No, No, No. The Other Right

And Down A Little.

Ok, No Need To Shout.

Well, That's Just A Post Office.

Exactly!

Oh, Do You Like Post Offices?

I Love Them.

Oh, Well. There Are Many.

There's A Big One Right Here On Martin Place

That Is Just Out Of This World.

I Can Take You There If You Want To See It.

Don't Worry. Listen.

We Can Find It. No Problem.

Oh, No. It's No Trouble.

And Then We Can Go Later On

And Watch Them Sort Tomorrow's Bulk Mail.

Such Fun.

Mm-Hmm.

Looking Forward To It...

Yeah.

A Lot.

Okey-Doke.

Shh.

Boss Said The Diamond Was In The Backpack.

It's Been 2 Months. I Don't Know.

Maybe She Cleaned It Out.

Well, If It's Not Here,

Where The Heck Is It?

Hey, Is That New?

Yeah. Found It In My Backpack.

Must Have Fallen Out Of My Jewelry-Making Kit.

Spruced It Up A Little. What Do You Think?

Kind Of Nineties.

Hmm.

Now, How Are We Gonna Find The Diamond?

Maybe It's Time

We Had That Little Talk With Those--

Aha!

Mac, Sidney...

Completely Forgot To Show You

2 Other Post Offices.

I Don't Know What I Was Thinking.

Right Down Here There's A Beaut.

Just Take A Look.

Now, This One, You Could Drive Up Here.

There's A Little Fountain In Front.

A Fountain?

I Mean, What Do You Wear To A Yacht Party?

An Inflatable Dress?

Hello, Pulse Check.

Sorry.

I Was Just Thinking,

There's Something Weird

About Those Travel Agent Guys.

Duh. They Like Shark Casserole.

No, Not That.

I Mean, We've Been Here For 2 Months Already,

And We Haven't Had Any Guests.

And All Of A Sudden,

These 2 Extras From The Sopranos

Show Up.

You Haven't Blabbed To Anyone About Us,

Have You?

You're Accusing Me Of Blabbing?

What About You?

I Didn't.

Well, I Didn't, Either.

You're Just Being--

Ow!

Paranoid.

This Is Dumb.

Then Why Are You Walking So Fast?

Why Are You Walking So Fast?

I'm Just Following You.

You're Freaking Me Out.

You're Freaking Me Out.

You're Freaking Me Out.

Aah!

Aah!

Hmm.

I Knew I Should Have Brushed My Hair Today.

You'd Still Look Scary.

You Girls Ok?

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Uh...

We're Just Heading Over To Luna Park.

We'd Love To Go.

But We Can't.

I Mean, We Have Stuff...

To Do.

You Mean, Victoria Might Not Like It?

That's Not What I Said.

That's What You Meant.

Do You Guys Do Everything Victoria Tells You To Do?

Hmm. It's Closed.

Not For Us.

Avery's Dad Owns The Place.

Come On.

I've Worked Here Every Summer

Since I Was 12.

Guess We Don't Have To Worry About Long Lines.

™� 99 Red Balloons ♪

♪ Were Floating In The Summer Sky ♪

♪ Panic Bells, It's Red Alert ♪

♪ There's Something Here ♪

♪ From Somewhere Else ♪

♪ The War Machine, It Springs To Life ♪

♪ Opens Up One Eager Eye ♪

♪ Focusing It On The Sky ♪

♪ As 99 Red Balloons ♪

♪ Go By ♪

Look At Me. I'm Ally Mcbeal.

And Look At Me. I'm Mini-Me.

So, Uh, What's The Story With You Guys

Wasting Your Life With Victoria

And The Dim Bulbs?

Well, She's Not So Bad

Once You Get To Know Her.

You Mean, She's Not So Bad

Until You Get To Know Her.

™� 99 Ministers Meet ♪

♪ To Worry, Worry ♪

♪ Super-Scurry ♪

♪ Call Out The Troops Now In A Hurry ♪

♪ This Is What We've Waited For ♪

♪ This Is It, Boys ♪

♪ This Is War ♪

♪ The President Is On The Line ♪

♪ As 99 Red Balloons ♪

♪ Go By ♪

Later, Guys.

So, Uh, What Brought Your Family To Sydney?

Well, I, Uh--

Um...

My Parents Inherited The Inn.

Really? From Who?

Oh. Uh...

Some Dead Guy?

Dead Guy.

Yeah.

Why Does Everyone Take Surfing

So Seriously Here?

It's Just A Sport.

No. Surfing Is Much More Than That.

It's A Way Of Life.

It's Not About The Competition.

It's About You

And The Board

And The Wave.

Communing With Nature.

Ok, So It's A Bit Much,

But He's Cute, Right?

™� 99 Kriegsminister ♪

♪ Streichholz Und Benzinkanister ♪

♪ Hielten Sich Fuer Schlaue Leute ♪

♪ Witterten Schon Fette Beute ♪

♪ Riefen: Krieg Und Wollten Macht ♪

♪ Mann, Weer Haette ♪

♪ Das Gedacht ♪

♪ Dass Es Einmal Soweit Kommt ♪

♪ Wegen 99 Luftballoons ♪

This Is So Cool!

Ready To Hurl?

Almost.

™� There's Something Here From Somewhere Else ♪

♪ The War Machine, It Springs To Life ♪

♪ As 99 Red Balloons ♪

♪ Go By-- ♪

Oh, This Is Ridiculous.

She'd Never Stay With Him.

He's Having An Affair With Her Mother

And 2 Sisters.

Honey? Where Are You?

I'm Out Here, Honey.

There You Are.

Oh.

Happy Anniversary.

Sweetheart...

Oh, They're Beautiful.

Honey, Oh...

Oh, Mom, Dad,

You're Freaking Us Out.

Hey, Where Have You Girls Been All Day?

The Roller Coaster Of Life.

What Happened?

Boomer.

Boomer!

What--What's The Matter, Teri?

Shirley.

Yeah, Whatever.

Did I Do Something Wrong?

No.

No, And The Flowers,

They're--They're Beautiful, Honey.

It's Just, Um...

I Don't Know, I--I Miss Our Old Life.

Maybe Next Year,

We'll Have Our Anniversary

At Home...

Well, Whatever Our Name Is...

Whatever It Is This Week...

We're A Family,

And We Gotta Stick Together.

This Is The Part Of The Movie

Where We Feel Really Guilty

For All The Trouble We've Caused.

I Feel Really Guilty

For All The Trouble We've Caused.

I Know. We've Been Having

The Time Of Our Life.

And Mom And Dad Are Running An Inn

With 2 Guests Who Seem Like

They Warped In From Another Planet.

Hey, I've Got An Idea.

No, It's Out Of The Question.

There's Way Too Much To Do Around Here.

Besides, We're Not Gonna Leave You Two Alone

Here At The Inn.

But, Dad, We're, Like, 14.

We Haven't Had A Baby-Sitter

In, Like...

Weeks.

No.

But Katie Promised

That She'd Look After Us

And The Inn.

No. Ow!

Honey, It Is Our Anniversary.

No, And That's It!

Oh!

Well, Maybe A Couple Days Off

Wouldn't Be So Bad.

Girls...

I Want You To Be Good, Ok?

Bye, Guys.

Love You.

Bye.

Bye.

Have Fun.

Love You.

We Convinced Mom And Dad

To Go On A Camping Trip

For Their Anniversary...

For Their Sanity.

Wrong Side!

Come On. We're Gonna Be Late For The Party.

It's Like Taking Candy...

From A Baby.

Ok, Boomer. We're Going To A Party,

But Please, Don't Trash The Room Again.

And Only 10 More Minutes Of Tv.

Later, Mac, Sid.

Have Fun.

Where Are You Going?

Yacht Party.

Come On. We're Gonna Be Late.

Was That--

Yes.

That Was The Kneel Diamond.

Wait.

We're Going To A Party.

Yeah, But I'm Not Dressed Right.

Al Pacino Wouldn't Have To Put Up With This.

What Do You Call

Australian Boxer Shorts?

Down Underwear.

Surf-Adelic, Baby.

Why Did The Crocodile Cross The Road?

Like I Care.

Oh. Am I Supposed To Say Something Funny?

Something Funny.

Kill The Engine.

Ok, Here's The Plan.

I Hack Into The Ship's Mainframe,

Create A Feedback Loop

Which Knocks Out The Power Grid.

What?

Why? Am I Being Tested? Why?

Listen, Mr. Bill Gates.

We Climb Up The Ladder,

We Grab The Diamond,

And We Get Back In The Boat.

Fine, Fine. Do It Your Way.

God, You're So Eighties.

You Wanna Dance?

Um, I'll Be Right Back.

Maddie, You're Really Pretty.

Thanks, You're Really Pretty, Too.

I Mean...

I'll Be Right Back.

You Just Gave Him The Cheek?

I Gave Him The Cheek.

Defensive Maneuver 41.

Well, I Don't Care How Popular Johnny Is,

He's A Dorko Dancer With Bad Breath.

I Mean, I'd Rather Hang With Pete And Avery

Any Day Of The Week.

This Is A Closed Party.

Invitation Only.

Must Have Left It In My Other Wet Suit.

Just What Do You Think You're Doing Here?

We Heard There Were Some Babes On Board.

If I Catch You On Our Beach Again,

Or Anywhere Near Us, I'll...

What?

Finish A Sentence?

That's It. We're Done Talking.

Wait.

No Fighting On Daddy's Boat.

Too Messy.

I've Got A Better Idea.

A Surf War

On Sunday.

Winner Takes The Beach.

Loser Moves Down To D.Y.

Deal.

Shake?

Now Get Off Daddy's Boat.

Our Pleasure.

See You On Sunday.

All Right, Everybody.

Back To The Party.

Ah, The Motor Is Dead.

Ah, Great. Flooded.

Let's Get Underway.

Yes, Miss Victoria.

Raise Anchor.

Look Out, Mac!

Oh, Shoot!

Watch Out!

Sharks, Sharks.

Sharks!

David Hasselhoff Never Had To Deal With This.

What?

Shh.

Over Here.

No. I'm Not Going.

No. I'm Sorry. No.

Please, Please, Please, Please--

No. I'm Not Going.

Please.

No. These Are My New Boots.

Please.

™� On The Inside ♪

♪ Do You Know? ™�

♪ Well, I'm Sure Of That ♪

♪ We Could Be Riding On The Waves Of The Ocean ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Playin' To The Beat Of A Heart ♪

♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪

♪ Don't You Know? ™�

♪ It's Not Really That Complicated ♪

♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪

♪ You Come And Go ♪

♪ It's So Hard For Me To Sleep At Night ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪

♪ Don't You Know? ™�

♪ It's Not Really That Complicated ♪

♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪

♪ You Come And Go... ♪

That Was Fun.

Thank You.

Thanks For The Ride.

Sorry About Your Shoes.

It's Ok.

They Were Ugly Anyway.

Uh, We Don't Want To Rush Anything,

But...

Tomorrow's Saturday.

You Guys Got Any Plans?

No. What Did You Have In Mind?

™� If I Came To You With Nothing ♪

♪ But A Story Of My Life ♪

♪ Would You Listen? Would You Listen? ™�

♪ Give A Moment ♪

♪ Of Your Time? ™�

♪ And I'll Tell You ♪

♪ If I Came To You With Nothing ♪

♪ But The Stories Of My Life ♪

♪ Would You Listen? Would You Listen?

™� Give A Moment ♪

♪ Of Your Time ♪

♪ And I'll Tell You ♪

♪ We'll Get Through ♪

♪ Just Fine ♪

♪ If I Came To You... ♪

I Don't See Why

We Just Can't Tell Them The Truth.

You Mean That We're In

The Witness Protection Program?

Oh, That's A Big Turn-On For Guys.

"Hey. Wanna Go See A Movie?

"Oh, And By The Way,

We're Wanted Dead Or Alive."

Mustard?

No Condiments!

I Mean, We've Been Here For 2 Months Already,

And Nothing Has Happened.

I'm Sick Of Living A Lie.

I'm Sick Of Being Paranoid.

Gotcha!

Gotcha!

The Tenors.

Sopranos.

I Knew They Were The Bad Guys.

Keep Your Mouth Shut

And You Might Live To Talk About This.

That's Such An Old Line.

Honey, I Got A License To Kill.

So? I Have A Learner's Permit.

Run!

Now It Gets Personal.

Run!

Why?

Chase Sequence! Run!

Out Of The Way! Out Of The Way!

Hey, Give Me Back My Bike!

Hi, Vic.

Bye, Vic.

How's It Going?

Hey, What's Up?

Get In!

Since When Did You Learn

How To Drive?

Since This Scene, Apparently.

I'm Getting Too Old For This.

Well, Thanks For The Ride, Guys.

Yeah! See You Later!

Uh, Girls?

Is There Something You Want To Tell Us?

Like?

Like Why We're Being Chased

By 2 Inept Thugs?

Right! Excellent Question.

Molly?

Maddie!

Whatever!

Look, You Guys Are Cool.

And We Like You A Lot, But...

We're In...

We're In...

Trouble.

But We Can't Say Any More Than That.

Well, Is There Anything We Can Do To Help?

Right Now, We Kinda Just

Have To Help Ourselves.

But We'll Tell You About It

When The Time Is Right.

But For Now, You Guys Are Just

Gonna Have To Trust Us.

Done.

Say No More.

We're Working On That Skill.

Well, Looks Like We're Gonna

Have To Call The Fbi.

Are You Joking?

We Can't Ask Mom And Dad

To Pick Up Their Lives Again.

I Mean, I'm Tired Of Running.

We Made This Mess,

Now Let's Clean It Up.

I'm Open.

Ok, Well, First We Have To Get Rid

Of Katie For A Couple Of Hours.

Great, Girls! I've Got A Scuba Lesson

In A Half An Hour. Can You Man

The Reception For The Rest Of The Day?

Thanks!

Sure!

That Was Easy!

Now What?

We Pool Our Resources.

™� Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll ♪

♪ Get Ready, I'm Ready To Go ♪

♪ And Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll ♪

♪ Get Ready, Ready To Go ♪

♪ Let's Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll Tonight ♪

Honey, Do You Think

The Girls Are All Right?

I'm Sure Everything's Under Control.

I'm So Glad You Talked Me Into Doing This.

It's So Relaxing.

Are You Sure You Got

This Tent Set Up Right?

Oh, Honey! I've Done This A Million Times.

Of Course... Not Successfully--

Whoa!

Ow!

Let's Get Ready To Rumble.

Uh... Uh...

Ow!

Hmm! That Was Easy. Lipburst?

Sure.

Now What?

You Gonna Talk?

I Don't Wanna Have To Get Rough Here.

Never!

Tell Us Why You're After Us!

Mm-Mmm!

Looks Like Someone's

Giving Us The Silent Treatment.

Is There Anything You Wanna Say?

Mm-Mm-Mmm!

Are You Looking For A Way

To Go Glam One Day

And Natural The Next?

You Wouldn't Dare.

He Obviously Doesn't Know Us Very Well.

Hmm!

They Still Won't Talk.

Mm-Mm-Mmm!

Ok!

Didn't Want To Have To Resort To This.

You Wouldn't Dare.

Wouldn't I?

Ok, Twinkle Toes. Spill It!

They Still Won't Talk.

Now What?

Ta-Da!

I Like It!

Me, Too!

No.

Yes!

No!

No!

Yes!

No, You Couldn't.

Yes!

No!

Mm-Hmm!

No, You Wouldn't!

No, Not That! No!

I'll Talk!

Hello?

This Is Hatchew.

You Idiots Have The Kneel Diamond Yet?

Please Hold.

He Thinks We Have The Kneel Diamond.

What Would Make Him Think That?

Hello? Hello!

No!

Yes.

You Mean--

We Had It All Along!

Hello!

That's What You've Been After?

Bingo.

Bingo.

This Is A Long Distance Call!

Hey, Hatchew?

Now, Don't Be Mad, But I've Got

Both Your Men Tied To Surfboards.

Don't! They'll Kill Us!

Oh, And The Kneel Diamond

Looks Great Around My Neck,

Especially With Casual Wear.

Oy!

What--

What Are You, A Blabbermouth?!

So, I Guess You're Just

Gonna Have To Come Over Here

And Get It Yourself.

Otherwise, I'm Gonna Go Titanic On You

And Throw The Diamond

Into The Ocean.

Have A Great Trip! Oh, And By The Way,

I Recommend Qantas. It's A Long Flight.

I Assume You've Got A Plan?

Uh... Sort Of.

A Couple Of Kids!

Yuri, Get Me My Travel Agent...

Cousin Boris.

I'm Going To Australia.

Good! You Know,

When You Flush The Toilet There,

The Water Spins The Opposite Way!

You Two Seem Like Nice Guys.

How Did You Ever Get Into This Line Of Work?

Family Business, You Know?

Well, Actually, I'm Starting Up

An Internet Business.

Again With The Internet?!

It Seems Like You Guys Should

Just Play To Your Strengths.

Like?

Like You're Bad Guys? Duh!

So Why Not Badguys.Com?

Right! Like A Temp Service, But For Goons.

No Offense.

None Taken.

Oh! And You Guys Can Have,

Like, Bad Guy Stuff.

What Kind Of Stuff Do You Guys Use?

Brass Knuckles, Thumb Screws.

Sp43 Eavesdropping Devices!

Shiny Suits, Dark Glasses!

Pinkie Rings!

Yeah!

I Think We're On To Something Here.

I Really Do.

Hello?

Hello?

Look At Me!

All My Stuff Worked!

Good Teamwork!

That's It! You Girls Are So Out Of Our Group!

No, Vic, You're So Out Of Ours.

Ooh!

Whatever!

Boy, What A Crank!

I Know. Isn't She?

Well, We Better Take Off

Before Hatchew Gets Here.

Otherwise, He'll Throw Our Bums

On The Barbie And Have Us For Brekkie.

I Have No Idea Where That Came From.

Are You Sure You Guys Don't Wanna Stick Around?

Help Us Catch Hatchew?

You Mean, Go Straight?

Turn To The Side Of Good?

Away From The Darkness Of Evil?

Can You Imagine A Day Where I Escort

A Little Old Lady Across The Street?

Help Abandoned Puppies

Find New Homes?

And Work For The Good

Of All Mankind?

Uh, No.

Me, Either.

Bye!

Good Luck!

See Ya Later!

Stroke! Stroke!

Stroke!

Oh! Welcome Back, Agent Banner.

Thank You, Norm.

How Are You Feeling?

Better Than Ever.

Boomer, Can You Turn It Down?

Well?

I Beeped Agent Banner, Left A Message.

The Fbi Should Be Here Within Hours.

That's It! I Quit!

I'm Gone. I'm Out Of Here!

Hope That Wasn't Important.

Well, The Surf War's Tomorrow.

I Really Hope The Fbi Shows Up

Before Hatchew.

Don't Worry. It's All Under Control.

They Catch Hatchew Making Off With The Diamond,

He Goes To Jail, We All Go Home.

Shh! Us Going Home Depresses Him.

No. He Just Lost The Remote.

Your Attention, Please.

All Surf War Contestants Please Sign In

If You've Not Already Done So.

The Competition Is About To Begin.

G'day, Everybody! I'm Milo Mendaboonder,

And I'm Reporting For The Surf Channel.

Here We Are Today, Live At Manly Beach,

Where Stakes Are High As 2 Teams Will Vie

For The Control Of The Beach.

And If I'm Not Mistaken,

Here Are Some Contestants Now.

G'day, Milo!

Thank You Very Much!

He, Uh, Lives On The Beach.

Thinks He's On Tv.

Hey, Lenny, Sheila, Wait Up!

Look... I Just Really

Wanna Apologize For... Blabbing.

What I Did Was Awful And...

I Hope You Can Forgive Me

And We Can Still Be Friends?

It's All Right!

You Forced Lenny And I To Declare

Our Undying Love For Each Other.

We're Getting Married!

What?!

Joking! You Septic Tanks Are So Gullible!

Today We Stick It To Those Surfies!

Bury Those Big Nerds!

Obliterate Those Bludgers

And Blot Out Those Boofheads!

We're Gonna Destroy Those Drongos!

Demolish Those Dipsticks! Nullify Those Nimrods,

And Wipe Out Those Wimps! Argh!

She Spit The Dummy.

Chucked A Spazz.

Uh, All Right, Then.

Well, Let's Just Win This Thing, Shall We?

All Right, Well, This Is It.

For All The Marbles, It's Us Against Them,

A Chance To Take The Beach And Make Surfing History.

But It's More

Than A Competition, Mates!

It's A Chance To Be Part Of Nature,

To Float On Air!

It's Not Just A Sport,

It's An Art Form.

See The Wave, Ride The Wave...

Be The Wave!

I Know, I Know!

But He's So Cute!

Oh, My! A Very Strong Wind Has Picked Up.

We're In For Some Powerhouse Surfing!

And With The Whistle, Surf Wars 2000 Is Underway!

Go, Pete!

Go, Avery! Whoo!

Go, Ray!

Right!

In All My Years, I've Never Seen Finer Surfing.

This Reporter Is Very Impressed.

Milo! I've Been Looking For This!

There's Only One Surfer Left--Young Jake Guligan,

The Best Surfer Here Today,

But He Needs A Perfect 10 From All 3 Judges.

Wait. What's This?

A Crisis In Store For The Surfies.

Jake, What Happened?

Oh, My Widgey!

I Bent My Widgey!

Oh, What Are We Gonna Do Now, Pete?

Well, He Can't Surf In This Condition!

Abby!

Me?! Enter The Contest?

Aw, My Widgey! Me Poor Widgey!

It's Not About Winning. It's About Trying.

Yeah, So Just Remember To Bend

Your Knees And Keep Your Weight Balanced

On The Center Of Your Board.

You Can Do It, Agnes!

It's Abby!

Whatever!

The Tension Is So Thick,

You Can Cut It With A Knife!

In All My Years, I've Never Seen

Anything So Intense-- Hey! What--No!

With One Competitor To Go,

The Surfies Need A Perfect Score.

That's Three 10s!

The Fate Of Manly Beach Hangs In The Balance! Aah!

Go, Abby! You Can Do It!

You Can Do It, Abby!

Go, Abby!

Boo!

We Won!

Let's Go.

I'm Sorry We Lost.

Oh, Forget The Contest!

You Were Awesome Out There!

Thanks.

D.Y. Has Some Pretty Good Waves Anyway.

Yeah, Come On! Let's Go Down To D.Y.

Party At D.Y.! Who's Coming?

Look, You Guys! I Won This Beach! We Won!

What's The Matter With You?!

This Is My Beach! I Won This Beach!

Guys! Hello?

Come On.

Well, All Things Considered,

I Think Things Have Worked Out

Pretty Well.

All The Loose Ends Have Been Tied Up.

All The Ts Have Been Crossed,

All The Is Have Been Dotted,

And The Cake's Out Of The Oven

Waiting For The Icing.

Uh, I Think You Forgot About Something.

So, We Finally Meet Again, Girls!

I Believe You Have Something

That Belongs To Me.

Not So Fast, Hatchew.

Bless You!

Ok! Fbi Guys?

You Can Come Out Now!

Agent Banner?

Agent Norm?

Agent Anyone?

Great Plan.

Let's Keep This Brief.

Hey!

Ah, Nice Work.

You Might Have A Career Ahead In Jewelry Making.

Oh, Like Compliments Are Going To Make Up

For All Your Bad Behavior.

I Tried.

Hmm!

Hmm!

Ah! My Ride Is Here.

Turn Them Into Shark Bait.

Bye-Bye!

Hmm!

Hmm!

You Want Them? Huh?

You Gotta Go Through Us.

Ain't That Right, Avery?

Avery?

I Know I Said I Wouldn't Pry, But...

Does This Have Anything To Do

With That Trouble You're In?

Hmm!

Hey, Frankenstein!

Why Don't You Pick On Somebody

Your Own Size?

What Are You Guys Doing Here?

We Were Wondering If You Could Touch Up Our Nails.

I Seem To Have Broke Mine!

Go, Go, Go!

Look, He's Getting Away!

Go On! Don't Wait!

No, He's Not!

Can I Borrow That?

Certainly.

Nice Shot!

Thanks.

Good Work, Girls. Let's Get Him.

Why Is Everyone Showing Up

All Of A Sudden?

Duh! Big Finale!

Emil Hatchew, You're Under Arrest!

What?!

Agent Katherine Smith, Fbi, At Your Service.

Fbi?

I Was Assigned To Look After You All Along,

Wait For Hatchew To Make His Move On The Diamond.

All This Trouble For This?

Exactly.

What Is A Diamond Really?

Well, Actually It's Fused Carbon

Compressed Under The Earth's Surface

For Tens Of Millions Of Years.

She's Right.

And You Thought I Had All

The Brainy Lines?

Well, Now There's Only One Thing Left To Do.

Whoo!

™� We Got The Beat, So Move Your Feet ♪

♪ Come On, Get On With The Show ♪

♪ There's No Excuse, You're On The Loose ♪

So Everything Worked Out After All,

And Mom And Dad Were Psyched To Go Home.

Mom Was So Happy, She Decided

To Give Up Smoking Once And For All.

Mac And Sidney Got A Piece Of The Reward Money,

So Sidney Was Able To Retire To Miami Beach

And Write His Memoirs--

I'm Ugly, You're Ugly Too.

And Mac Was Able To Start His Internet Company.

And He Finally Expressed

His True Feelings Towards Katie.

Well, You Can't Blame A Guy For Trying.

And Victoria? Well, She Said She Was Sorry.

Sorry, Sheila. Sorry, Sheila.

Sorry, Sheila. Sorry, Sheila.

And We Finally Got To Dance

With The Coolest Guys In The Movie.

™� We Got The Beat, So Move Your Feet ♪

Well, What Have We Learned

From All This?

Crime Really Doesn't Pay.

And Being A Blabbermouth Is Very Uncool.

And Life's Not About Being Popular,

It's About Being Yourself.

And That's Fair Dinkum!

And So Ends One Of The Most

Unusual Cases In The History

Of The Federal Witness Protection Program.

Our Witnesses Cleverly And Bravely Managed

To Recover The Priceless Kneel Diamond,

Capture Emil Hatchew,

And Throw The Most Awesome, Rocking

Beach Party Ever.

Witnesses 9235 And 9236

Were Returned Home To Los Angeles

With The Grateful Thanks Of Their Country.

And This Concludes Another Tale

In The Annals Of The Witness Protection Program.

Thank You, And Drive Safely.

Parker Sisters Day!

Come On, I--

Nyah!

Nyah!

Ow! Sorry!

Second Cousin Basher!

A Movie Deal!

Third Cousin Twice Removed--Ooh!

™� Move Up The Road ♪

♪ To The Outside Of Town ♪

♪ And Sound Of That Good Gospel Beat ♪

Bliterate Those Bludges!

Destroy Those Drungos!

Demonish--

So I Put On Me Jumper

And Hoed Into Some Tuckey.

™� Brother Love's Traveling ♪

♪ Salvation Show ♪

♪ Pack Up The Babies ♪

♪ And Grab The Old Ladies ♪

♪ Everyone Goes... ♪

But My Brekkie Had Chicken Snacks,

So I Don't Like To Complain--

I Mean Whinge--

I'm Sorry.

I Have So Much Toast In My Mouth, I Can't Talk.

I'm Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry! Ok, Ok!

™� Eyes Black As Coal ♪

♪ And When He Lifts His Face ♪

♪ Every Eye In The Place ♪

♪ Is On Him ♪

♪ Staring Soft And Slow ♪

Invitation Only!

Must Have Left It In My, Um, Belly--

That's Some Powerful Ketchup.

Ow! Sorry. My Shoe Got Caught.

Boomer--Ok!

Boomer.

Mary-Kate!

™� Everyone Knows ♪

♪ Brother Love's Show ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Brothers! ™�

♪ I Said Brothers! ™�

I'm Sorry, But I Can't Do--

♪ Take My Hand In Yours ♪

It's All In The Wrist. Huh?

Oh, Sure, It Is! Good-Bye!

Run!

Why?

Oh, I'm Sorry, I'm So Sorry!

G'day, Everybody! I'm Milo Mindabunder--

Sorry, Mingabunder!

™� Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show ♪

There's No Phone.

Boomer.

Stop Looking!

Boomer.

I Didn't Make One Face,

So I Don't Know Why She Smiled!

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