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How can I help you?

Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I've got some photographs of a little

incident outside of my place of living.

The perpetrator, as you can tell, comes up, takes him on camera, takes out the

place, then makes his way over to my car, breaks into my car and takes

something very valuable to me. It's actually medicinal.

It's a penis pump. I don't know if you're familiar with those things. Yeah,

course.

Some people may find it kind of funny, but it's actually a medicinal thing for

me.

Anyway, so he took this thing, which assists me in getting an erection.

Without it, I can't.

It's nearly impossible.

So, I have a detective friend who's on it. He's going to help me get this back.

So I was told to possibly come here and see if you could help me.

Yeah, no, I can definitely help you.

Achieve an erection without this thing until I get it back. Okay, yeah, no.

I think, first of all, you just need to relax, and I can help you with that,

definitely. Okay.

I am, unfortunately, going to have to charge you still, so it's going to be

about $200 cash or credit.

I have cash, yeah.

Okay.

All right.

This is money well spent. I want you to know, because it's very important to me.

Thank you.

Well, I will do what I can.

Over here.

I'm going to get you out of these clothes.

You're not allergic to any sort of oils or anything?

No, no.

She's got to relax, I think, right?

Yeah, definitely.

No loss of sensation up here at all?

No. Yeah, everything seems to be feeling good.

Traumatic thing that happened.

Yeah, definitely.

I heard this can be pretty important. I can't imagine.

Yeah, right.

Now that he's having some fun.

I'm sure you'll get it back.

Hey, do you mind if I un -teal it?

Oh, please.

I'm laughing.

I'm ticklish.

Well, at least I didn't get a feeling down here.

Yeah.

Like I said, everything, you know, needs proper places.

Okay.

I'm ticklish right there, too.

Yeah. Oh, you are? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Feel good?

It does.

That feels really good.

I guess that's part of the

therapy, huh?

I hope he relax.

Yeah.

It's a shame you need one of those peanut pumps.

You've got a really, really nice peanut.

I think it's a result of the peanut pump. Oh, really? Yeah, sure.

It's my best friend, actually.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I approve of your choice.

You're right.

Nothing's better than a pump.

Oh, no.

Good to know. I'll have to use that as a recommendation in the future. Maybe you

can use one in here.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

It is getting hard, though, maybe.

Maybe I'm wrong about that.

I think you just needed some relaxing.

Yeah. Just need a deep breath and massage.

Quite a technique you got there.

Oh, thank you.

I guess I wouldn't be able to help you out. I'd just be pretty flustered.

Yeah, I'm sure I'll get over it.

Very attractive.

Thank you. So are you.

It's open.

Good.

Cleanse the body. Thank you. You're welcome to feel around if you like.

I can tell.

Yeah, right?

Oh, that's good.

Mmm.

I like it. Oh.

Quite a technique you have. I like it.

If I could get you to flip over real quick, you'll find a hole.

Okay. I want

you

to imagine me taking out my test.

I'm squeezing and rubbing them while I'm jerking you off.

I

think

it's my ball.

Yeah, of course.

I can't even imagine you having problems with this thing. You're so hard right

now.

Well worst case scenario, if you don't get

your penis pumped back, you can always come back and see me.

Tell me what you're imagining right now.

So I've heard that peanut pump can make your dick grow. Is that true?

I believe.

Yeah? I feel like it works.

Mm -hmm.

Looks like it.

So how long have you been using it?

A number of years actually, yeah.

I guess that being your best friend would imply that you're quite acquainted

with it.

I'm so hot and bothered down here, I may just have to play with my pussy.

It's so sick.

Sick hugs are my favorite.

Can you see my ass from the thing?

You're supposed to be imagining.

I get too excited if you're allowed to touch me.

Just relax.

I hate to sound insensitive, but I'm kind of glad you lost that penis. I

really like stroking you.

But you know what I'd really like?

What? If you came on my face.

Yeah? Yeah.

Right, baby?