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Hi, so how can I help you today?

Well, I've been here a couple times and sometimes it works, sometimes it does

not, but I have an erectile dysfunction and it really bothers me.

Well, do you study your chakras at all?

I noticed that your root chakra seems a little closed.

Chakras? What is this? I've never heard that. You've never heard of your

chakras? Oh, star child, I'm going to open your mind.

Well, you see, the chakras, they can help many areas of your body.

And I think it would do you wonders.

Really? Especially for your ED.

I'm willing to try anything, whatever helps.

Yeah? Well, how about we go explore that then?

Sure.

I'll get you a nice ninja so I can dutifully play with your chakras.

Oh!

I forgot.

We live in this horribly capitalist society, and I have to take some money

this.

Maybe... How much is that? Two hundred?

Right here.

Where were we?

Chakras, right?

I want to sit right down on the table for a moment.

Now your root chakra is right here.

So I'm going to place this crystal.

I'll help open you up.

Can you just relax?

Can you feel the energy that's coursing through your body? Oh yeah, I feel the

energy right now.

Mm.

Seems like your chakra is opening up quite a bit.

Yes, it's better now.

You really know what you're doing.

Your body feels so good.

It's a ride back on your chakra.

um um

You know, I actually have a really good way of opening up for

shotguns.

Not a lot of people do this, but I'm kind of a professional.

I can tell.

So?

You horse.

You're working this.

No.

Hopefully, you won't have any more problems now.

That's your shocker clearly off.