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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Look, I don't know
what's going on
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- in your personal life...
- She broke up with me.
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I know what I need to do now.
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You try and call her,
I will kill you.
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No. I'm gonna buckle down
and focus on my music.
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Oh, you're gonna start a band?
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I'm gonna write some songs
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and send them to Dr. Demento.
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And he is...
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a psychiatrist?
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He's a DJ.
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He plays all kinds of cool,
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underground stuff on his show.
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I finished my song.
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Play it.
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It's called "Do the Axolotl."
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I'm already confused.
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Did you find it?
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No, it ain't anywhere.
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Did you try giving her
a different stuffed animal?
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She's been crying
for over an hour
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and I never thought of that.
Thank God you're here.
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Maybe she's crying
'cause her mother's so mean.
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Don't take it out on him.
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Yeah, he didn't lose Wawa.
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So you're saying that I did?
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No, I'm sure a stuffed monkey
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just got up and walked away.
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- Is that helpful?
- Feels bad, don't it?
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Y'all, let's not
turn on each other.
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Found it in the car.
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Does that look like
a monkey to you?
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Well, it's brown, it's fuzzy,
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she ain't gonna know
the difference.
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She'll know.
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She's fooled by "got your nose."
She ain't the brightest.
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She's three.
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Exactly.
She'll cry it out tonight
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and in the morning she'll have
forgotten all about it.
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- Found a ring.
- Oh, that's mine.
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You said you were
getting that cleaned.
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And now that I found it, I will.
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Finally fell asleep.
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Ugh. Thank God.
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She really loves
that little monkey.
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I know. It's kind of sweet.
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I hate that stupid monkey.
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Uh, excuse me,
where are your Beanie Babies?
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Sold out.
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Shoot. Let's try Walmart.
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Good luck.
They're sold out everywhere.
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Really?
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People are going crazy for 'em.
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We had a fight in here
the other day.
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What?
Kids are fighting over them?
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No, moms. It was hot.
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Okay, well, do you know
when you're gonna get more in?
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'Cause we really need
the monkey.
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Okay.
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This is not a laughing matter.
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Our daughter won't sleep
without hers.
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Yeah, we need that monkey.
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Did you say you have the monkey?
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No, they're sold out.
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If you get one in,
can you set it aside for me?
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- Maybe.
- Whoa, whoa, hey.
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We were here first.
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I'll give you 60 bucks.
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Hey, lady, back off. Okay?
If there's a monkey, it's ours.
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Here we go.
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All right,
Dementites and Dementoids,
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this next one's becoming
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a real earworm around here.
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Here's Connor McAllister
with "Do the Axolotl."
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- Oh, my God.
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He played my song.
He played my song on the radio.
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Who? Captain Demented?
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I think it's Dr. Demented.
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It's Dr. Demento,
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and he played it more than once.
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That's amazing.
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He said it was his favorite song
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about an amphibian
from the whole year.
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Do you know what this means?
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That you're finally
gonna make some money?
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Not a dime.
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Then I don't know what it means.
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This is just the first step.
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You know, Weird Al
got his start on Dr. Demento.
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You see?
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You know who Weird Al is?
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I'm assuming
one of Connor's friends.
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He's the biggest star
in novelty music.
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Maybe you can be Weird Connor.
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Maybe?
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Here's me and Dale
in front of the St. Louis Arch.
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And here we are
at Mount Rushmore.
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Looks like you had a nice trip.
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Yeah. But I'll tell you,
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making love in an RV
is a young woman's game.
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Mom.
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Oh, come... I said
"making love," you prude.
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Oh, hey, Connie.
How was your trip?
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- Just wonderful.
- Oh, good.
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So she gets "wonderful," and
I get "making love in an RV"?
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Sorry. We had a lot of sex.
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So tell me,
how's my great grandbaby?
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Well, that's actually
why I'm here.
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- Mary, I need your help.
- What's going on?
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You know that stuffed monkey
that she loves?
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Well, she lost it,
and now none of us can sleep.
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- Wawa's lost? Did you look...
- Yes, I looked.
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- Did you try buying...
- Yes, I tried.
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Sorry, haven't slept in a couple
days. I'm a little cranky.
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- A little?
- Yes, a little.
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What can I do?
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Well, you sew. Do you think
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you could make one
that looks like that?
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Doesn't look too hard.
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I'll just need to hit
the fabric store.
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Way ahead of you.
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Okay. I guess
I'll get right on it.
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Thank you.
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- Where you going?
- Take a nap. Keep it down.
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Jim!
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How does she even know that I...
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Come listen to this.
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What?
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Hey, Connor, it's Chloe.
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I heard your song on the radio,
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and I just wanted to say
congratulations.
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If you ever want to catch up
sometime, give me a call.
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- I don't believe her. What are we gonna do?
- What can we do?
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- We can erase it.
- No, we can't do that.
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She only wants to get back with
him now that he's successful.
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Is successful the right word?
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I don't want him
to get hurt again.
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He's a grown-up. Okay?
He can make his own decisions.
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Maybe he won't call her.
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She's a woman who had sex with
him. He's gonna call her.
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- Call who? - No one.
- Chloe call...
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- Oh.
- She left a message.
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Which you could erase.
Or I could erase.
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- I'll erase it.
- Wait.
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I want to hear it.
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Okay.
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Can I have some privacy?
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I understand.
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But no.
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We'll be in the bedroom.
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She just wants you back 'cause
you've got a song on the radio.
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- That ain't what she said.
- It's what she meant.
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A mother knows.
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Well...
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Mary did a great job.
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I know. CeeCee couldn't even
tell the difference,
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and she's pretty smart.
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CeeCee, don't eat the sand.
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Don't eat...
She's eating the sand.
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Where'd you find a Beanie Baby?
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Oh, uh-uh, it's my
great-granddaughter's.
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I'll give you 40 bucks for it.
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What? For this thing?
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Fifty.
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Oh, I... I-I couldn't.
She loves it.
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So does my son,
and the dog ate his.
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- Oh.
- Sixty?
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I couldn't possibly sell it.
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For less than a hundred.
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Deal.
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Easy money.
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Hey. Where's Wawa?
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I sold it to that broad
over there.
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Are you crazy?
CeeCee's gonna lose her mind.
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Just calm down. We'll get Mary
to make her another one.
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Connie.
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She gave me
a hundred bucks for it.
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Seriously? It's not even
a real Beanie Baby.
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She don't know that.
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Why do you need 20 of 'em?
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Well, we were at the park
with CeeCee,
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and this woman saw the one
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you'd made for her
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and, as it turns out,
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she runs a charity
for sick kids.
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Really sick, really sad.
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And she said, you know,
the kids go nuts for 'em,
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but of course, the real ones
are so hard to find.
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Oh.
Well, of course
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I can make more.
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You said 20?
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Twenty... Uh, 50...
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Fifty?
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Lot of sick kids out there.
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Really sick, really sad.
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Thank God my mom can sew
or CeeCee'd still be crying.
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I get it. One time, my dog
lost his favorite squeaky toy.
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It was rough.
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Every time I tell you
about my daughter,
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you tell me about your dog.
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You should be honored.
I love that dog.
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One's a person, one's an animal.
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- CeeCee eat stuff she shouldn't?
- Yeah.
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- You clean up after her?
- Yeah.
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- She happy to see you when you get home?
- Course.
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There's literally no difference.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Oh, what brings you by?
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I need some advice about a girl.
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Hit me.
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Don't talk to the married guy
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about girls.
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Talk to someone
who's still in the game.
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Or someone who won the game.
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You got her pregnant.
You won on an error.
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Anyway, Chloe called.
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Wow.
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- Is this the ex?
- Yes.
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She heard my song on the radio
and wants to catch up.
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Nice.
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Not nice.
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She broke his heart
and now she's poking around
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'cause he's got
something going on.
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Yeah, that's why
you write songs... to get girls.
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She's just gonna use him.
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Exactly. Go get it, son.
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You weren't there last time.
He was a wreck.
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- I was.
- And he's just getting over her.
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- I am.
- So, he definitely does not want to see her again.
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I might.
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Dude.
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Yeah, I got to say, you raised
a really good counterfeiter.
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Just think
how much fun she'd been
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if Jesus hadn't gotten
his hooks in her.
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Oh, Mandy.
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Boy, it's a good thing
I got on pants.
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The mailman got quite a show
the other day.
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Hey, what's all this stuff?
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Oh, uh, it's for charity.
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Sick kids.
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That don't sound right.
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What do you mean?
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Come on.
What's the angle?
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No angle.
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I'm just trying to give back.
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That's a load of BS.
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Aw, he really gets you.
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Fine.
They're counterfeits.
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We're selling 'em for a bundle
to desperate mothers.
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You see, that's why we got our
lawyer's number on the fridge.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
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I actually got here early,
but then thought too early
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might seem weird, so I took
a walk around the block,
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then ran into a guy
I went to high school with.
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00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,575
He was always really mean to me,
258
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,794
but he acted like
we were old friends,
259
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,796
which was confusing,
but I played along.
260
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,712
Anyway, here I am.
261
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,713
It's nice to see you.
262
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,802
You too.
263
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,022
I wasn't sure
you'd call me back.
264
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,501
I wasn't sure either.
265
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,809
Kind of figured your family
might hate me.
266
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,203
They do.
Big-time.
267
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,119
Do you?
268
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,947
I did.
269
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,689
I probably should, but I don't.
270
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,691
Oh.
271
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,216
Kind of awkward, isn't it?
272
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,479
Even for me,
and that's saying something.
273
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,353
So, what do we talk about?
274
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,312
I heard your song.
275
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,270
- So good.
- Thanks.
276
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,969
I had to look up
what an axolotl is.
277
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,535
Well, you know what they say,
278
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,407
every good song
requires homework.
279
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,453
So why'd you write about that?
280
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,455
They can regrow their hearts.
281
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,066
That's interesting.
282
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,807
'Cause I had mine torn out,
283
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,287
stomped on,
and smashed into the dirt.
284
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,378
Sorry.
285
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,816
Hey, it's awkward again.
286
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,260
Looking for Beanie Babies?
287
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,436
This is the third store
I've been to.
288
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,655
They're hard to come by.
Unless you know somebody.
289
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,398
Be cool, be cool.
290
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,313
One for 60, two for 100.
291
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,488
That's outrageous.
292
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,361
- Are those Beanie Babies?
- They sure are.
293
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,580
Well, how much? Oh,
I don't care. I'll take 'em all.
294
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,582
- Ooh.
- Hang on, hang on. I want one.
295
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,149
You said 60?
296
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,543
Sorry, lady, price just went up.
297
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:48,028
Look what I got for CeeCee.
298
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,943
Oh, that is so sweet,
299
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,683
but she already has this one.
300
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,816
Oh, shoot.
301
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,470
I'll buy it from you.
302
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,778
Oh, you don't have to do that.
We'll just keep it as backup.
303
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,867
Please, my kid's
begging for one.
304
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,913
Oh. What do you think?
305
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,569
Well, it does seem like
the Christian thing to do.
306
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,614
Amen.
307
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,051
Hundred dollars.
308
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,273
Thanks so much.
Tell your friends.
309
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,842
- What are you doing?
- I'm counting.
310
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,975
Have I taught you nothing?
We don't count in public.
311
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,455
- How much we got?
- A lot.
312
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,329
I heard you were selling
Beanie Babies.
313
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,983
Yeah, we got a few left.
314
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,375
That's gonna be one lucky kid.
315
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,117
They're not just for kids.
316
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,947
A lot of adults collect them.
It is not weird.
317
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,949
Nobody said it was weird.
318
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,169
Tell that to my mother.
319
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,128
"You're never gonna get a man
with a bedroom full of dolls."
320
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,303
A whole room?
321
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,088
Sounds cool to me.
322
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,351
So, how many would you like?
323
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,485
Hang on.
Where's the tag?
324
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:55,790
What do you mean?
325
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967
All Beanie Babies
have a heart-shaped tag.
326
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,883
This is fake.
327
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,972
Just keep your voice down,
and you can have it for free.
328
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,408
Don't insult me.
329
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,280
Like I would put this
in my room.
330
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:12,547
Oh.
331
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,679
Hi.
332
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,942
Hey.
333
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,682
You remember Chloe.
334
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,206
I sure do.
335
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,643
Hi, Mr. McAllister.
336
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,775
We're gonna go up to my room
and play music.
337
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,647
Well, have fun.
338
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,868
- Be safe.
- Dad!
339
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,957
Roll the dice.
What do you want me to say?
340
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,265
Don't freak out,
341
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,225
- but he brought her home.
- What?
342
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,140
They just went up to his room
to play music.
343
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,620
That's how it started last time.
344
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,058
Then the music stopped
and he got his heart broken.
345
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,103
He's a grown man, Audrey.
What do you want me to do?
346
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,714
That grown man is still
my precious baby boy.
347
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,673
And you wonder why he's weird.
348
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,260
We sound good.
349
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,957
We do.
350
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,481
Um...
351
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,093
I missed this.
352
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,486
Me too.
353
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,622
Don't.
354
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:28,884
Uh...
355
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,278
I'm sorry.
I thought we were having fun.
356
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,410
We are, uh, it...
357
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,283
It's just...
358
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,719
What?
359
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,331
You really hurt me.
360
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,814
I know.
I'm sorry.
361
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,472
You think maybe
we could try again?
362
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,086
Someone has to go check on them.
363
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,000
Go ahead.
364
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,871
You're the scary one.
365
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,353
You think I'm the scary one?
366
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:06,748
Hey.
367
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,097
Georgie,
368
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,534
of the two of us,
369
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,015
which one are you
more scared of?
370
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,279
Um...
371
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,541
I guess I'll say him,
372
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,500
but that's just because
you terrify me.
373
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,547
- Hello.
- Oh, hi, honey.
374
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,769
So... how's it going up there?
375
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,249
She left.
376
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,600
For now? For good?
I need more information.
377
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:36,125
She wanted to get back together,
but I told her no.
378
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,692
Oh, thank God.
379
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,217
Good for you, son.
380
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,177
At first, I thought she'd be
the only girl to ever like me.
381
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,874
Oh, that ain't true.
382
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,443
I know. 'Cause if one song
on the radio got her back...
383
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,619
there's no telling
how many girls I can get.
384
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,187
- Damn straight, bubba.
385
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,460
Oh, excuse me.
You dropped this.
386
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,635
Thank you so much.
387
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:11,030
I recognize that monkey.
388
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh.
389
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,208
How is your little guy feeling?
390
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,471
Fine.
391
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,909
Praise the Lord.
392
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,607
Although, I like to think
I had a little hand in it.
393
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:28,830
You should've seen him.
394
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,614
He was so happy,
you would never even know
395
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,573
he was sick.
396
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,401
Sounds like a miracle.
397
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,143
Doesn't it feel good
398
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,406
knowing you're
making a difference?
399
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,190
I just wish we could do more.
400
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,887
Or stop now before you regret
401
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,238
doing too much good.
402
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,544
There's no such thing
as too much good.
403
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,980
I agree.
404
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,287
We need to find ways
to ramp this up.
405
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,854
Oh, what are you thinking?
406
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,859
What if we included all the kids
from Sunday school,
407
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,904
like a little assembly line?
408
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,212
Kids helping kids.
I love it.
409
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:05,954
I am gonna call Pastor Jeff
right now.
410
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,042
Do you mind if I use your phone?
411
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,304
Go for it.
412
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,485
So now you're turning
Sunday school into a sweatshop?
413
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,272
They're little.
They don't sweat much.
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