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That was such a good show.

I had a really great time. I'm so proud of you, Dad. You killed it today. Thank

you, sweetheart. You did amazing today.

One of our best performances. Yeah, it was great.

Definitely. I think so. Yeah, I think it was a great venue, too. I think so. I

think the crowd absolutely loved me.

Yeah. They did. And you guys had such an amazing new trick.

I was blown away.

Well, obviously we couldn't have done it without you two. It was great. Well,

you know, we do our thing.

The crowd really loved you today.

Cool. I love the crowd.

The crowd was good, but I mean, who got the standing ovation, though? I mean,

come on.

I mean, clearly I did.

You know, us with our new outfits and everything, I mean, we bring a little

of class to the whole show. I mean, we know, like, you know. Our outfits did

look really good. Yeah, we got the velvet and all the sequins, I mean. Ours

pretty. We look good, too. Yeah, they want to clap. They go to the prom.

They're here for a magic show.

Come on. I mean, you saw the audience.

Clearly, they were on our side. Well, I mean, you saw the bachelorette party in

the front row. I mean, they were obsessed with her. I mean, they were in

with her. I mean, they obviously were checking me out with the tattoos.

I mean, come on. You talk about theatrics and stuff like that. We're

about theater.

Always do this.

They really do.

I know. I respect the true magician style. I do. I love it. Okay. Can you

settle this like men? You're always arguing.

Well, so what do you suggest?

I mean, well, we are magicians here. I mean, well,

how about an old school magic off then?

I'm not afraid of that. Stop it. You know I hate that. You don't want that to

happen to me. Are you kidding? You're talking about old school magic?

Well, that's the case.

What? Well, that's the case.

All right.

Are you ready for this?

What? Why did you do that?

Dad, do something.

Okay.

Don't laugh.

Watch this.

What are you doing? It's so unoriginal. You're copying my trick anyway.

I mean, you started it.

I'm not, but she's... I mean, this is just like you.

Just be original.

Okay. How about this?

What the fuck?

There you go.

This is... This is enough.

I mean, all right, fine. Wow, Kimmy. You have a nice body.

Thanks, Mr. Gibson. What the fuck?

Pussy mad at them? They made our clone disappear.

You know what?

That's nothing. Alright, ready for this? I think you may have something behind

your ear.

And... Ta -da!

Dad!

That's child's play.

What? I mean, come on.

A dildo behind the ear?

You're no fun.

Lucky I have Kimmy as my assistant.

Thanks.

Kimmy, I'm the better assistant.

Give me that.

You want a show?

I have a show. I have tricks of my own.

I can make this disappear.

Sit down and watch.

See?

It can go all the way.

Well, it's gone, isn't it? It disappeared in my puppy.

Now you see it.

Now you don't.

You know, maybe getting the dildo from behind my ear was a good

idea.

Like what you see?

Or don't see?

That's quite the trick.

Thanks. I really don't think that's the kind of trick that I taught you.

I know my own trick.

I'm an impressive dad.

I mean, I can take it all. I think that's pretty impressive.

See,

aren't I the better assistant?

Oh, yeah? Well, I can do a show without props.

You want to see that?

Do your worst.

Oh, sweetie.

Well,

that's nothing.

You're just touching yourself.

Okay. Then give me this.

See?

Just like that.

Sweet. Come on, Daddy. Be a good assistant.

Oh, okay. I'll hold your leg.

still take it deeper, so... You want to try?

Go for it.

You couldn't get it all the way in. Look at me.

Right to the face.

How'd that disappear?

Can you stop, Dad?

Oh, honey, we're pretty good at that.

Oh,

you know. You pick things up here and there.

Okay.

You can do that for me. Show me how you do it.

What? You want to see how deep you can take it?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, see?

Not quite all the way.

Quite the assistant.

Really? I told you I'm the best assistant.

You are quite helpful.

It's pretty hot.

It feels fucking good.

I can feel you gripping.

Hey, stop looking at my daughter like that.

I mean, I have to observe the magic show.

Let's keep it so professional.

Ooh, it doesn't even want to come out.

It's kind of fun.

Why don't you show me how you like it back?

Just like that. You were doing amazing. Like that?

Okay. You were doing amazing. Yeah, do you like the way that I fucked you?

Cutie.

These are getting all hard.

Someone's having fun with her show.

Do you want to feel?

Feel?

Yeah, how I do it. Oh, yeah.

Show me how you like it.

Yeah, just right in there.

You had a little twist. I kind of like it.

Push it in deeper. It can go further.

Like that.

I guess we're both.

Pretty good assistance.

Maybe I could, you know, just touch it, make sure there's no string or anything.

Sure, go ahead.

My dad would never use string. He's a professional.

Honey, come on. You don't need to do that.

I mean, don't... Make sure the trick's legit.

Yeah, legit. I think you've made sure.

You know what? That's my dad.

I got a trick.

How'd you get it down there?

Magic.

Okay, Dad.

I should inspect it to make sure that it's not, you know, fake.

It's quite real.

Well,

if you need to inspect his dick, then I'll inspect your dad's dick. You

did. Oh, well. Looks like I need to again.

Oh.

I can do that too.

I can get this off.

Your

dad's

dick barely fits in my mouth.

I can't make all of this one disappear.

Not in this hole at least.

I have a feeling how hard it is in her mouth.

You're not going to disappear, are you?

I just wish I could fit more.

Dad, can you not be so excited about this?

I mean, she's an amazing assistant.

Hey!

Yes, I am.

Stop looking at me, Dad.

I don't mind if you look at me, Daddy.

You're such a good girl.

Don't you think I'm the better assistant right now, Mr.

Fitzwell? You're doing it.

Fantastic job, Kimmy.

Dad?

Well, she is, honey, but you're doing good, too.

You're doing a great job.

Dad?

Thanks, Mr. Steele.

What the hell?

I do not want to touch my dad's dick.

It's not that big of a deal. You're just touching it. Look.

Oh, no. I'm touching my dad's dick.

It's fine.

What the fuck?

Not a bad dick, Dad. Honestly.

Thank you. I cannot believe you just said that.

I'm just being honest.

It's a good size.

I can't even wrap my hand all the way around.

It's kind of fun.

I think you can wrap your lips around it.

Oh, easily. What?

It feels wrong watching this.

I can't.

Take it very far, but it does fit.

Actually, pretty good.

You want to see the power of my wand?

Hey, take it easy, though. That's my daughter.

Hey, you're having fun with my daughter. It's only fair.

Yeah, I want you inside me, Mr. Fittswell.

Yeah?

It's got me really horny.

I want you inside me too, Mr. Fittswell.

You always just copy what I do.

All right, I will.

Honey, you need to encourage her a little bit.

this time.

Oh, your dad's really good with it.

open for you.

Dad,

I want to see you put your dick in Kimmy. Yeah, please.

I bet she'd look so hot with a cock in her.

Yeah, please.

It's so fucking bad.

If you can make this disappear.

How much can she take?

This talk feels so good.

Oh my

god.

This is so much better.

You do actually kind of look good, Dad.

Good job, baby. Oh, yeah.

How does she feel, Dad?

It's magical.

Oh, yeah.

It looks like she's enjoying you.

Oh, it's one of my

favorite tricks.

Thank you.

it's been a pleasure Kimmy

Dad, your cough is really stretching her out.

I can see those lips clinging to it.

Oh, it's okay, Daddy.

Right there.

There you go.

Oh, I do my best, Daddy.

Put it back in for me. Put it back in. Okay.

Uh -huh. Right there. That's good.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh,

my.

It's just like your mother did when she was this age.

Thank you.

Uh -huh. There you go.

mommy gets home, you can show her your new trick, how you make daddy's dick

disappear.

on my clothes, honey.

Yes, you must forget that you're talking.

Oh, you're talking to me now. Are you happy?

I would make you feel so good, Daddy.

Your mom says your best is for you.

Thank you.

and not tell Mom. I would never, Daddy. It's our secret.

You better not tell my mom.

Only if you piss me off.

Uh -huh.

Why, did you want to choke me?

better, Daddy.

Oh, you're close, Daddy.

Oh, yeah, he's close.

Uh -huh.

The car came into the driveway.

Fuck. Uh -oh.

Where'd they go?

Did they just leave?

What the fuck?

That was fucking hot, though. Yeah.