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Look, you gotta stop getting in trouble at school, okay?

We don't pay good money for you. I don't want to go to school.

You have to go to school.

So what? What did I do?

What did I do? I called the teacher a pussy. Big fucking deal.

You can't just do that.

That's what the thing does not... Well, he is!

Despite he is or not.

It doesn't treat me like, you know, like you paid to make me go to school there.

You treat me like trash and I'm gonna like...

You know, what about a parent -teacher meeting, huh?

Why is it? Obviously, it's like a teacher meeting and setting that up.

You know what's really tough being your stepfather?

Oh, what? I have a kid who has straight A's.

I do so well. I just have an attitude.

Where do I get it from? Where do I get it from? We get along so well, huh?

Anyway,

you gotta do me a favor and just stop getting in trouble at school.

Please.

You're not even my real dad.

What the? Get out of here.

I'm going to my room.

I'm ordering a pizza.

Unbelievable.

What am I going to do with this?

I know not.

Call my friend over.

Hey, Eric.

What's up, man?

How you doing, all right?

Yeah, I know it's been a while.

I wanted to talk with you about something. I got a bit of an issue with

daughter. And she just is out of control.

Can't get her to behave.

Or even listen to me.

Yeah, maybe you can give me some advice.

Oh.

Come over.

You know what? Bring your daughter too.

Alright. I'll see you.

It'll be alright.

You'll like it. You'll like his daughter.

I hope so.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there he is.

Tommy. Hey.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too. This is my daughter, Remy. Hi.

Hi. Come on in.

It's been a while. Yeah. I'll have my daughter come down. Hey, Nola.

Hey, guys.

This is Eric.

Hi. And his daughter.

Hi. And this is Remy.

Hi. You too.

So this is my daughter, Nola. And this is Eric and his daughter, Remy. Well,

very nice to meet you, Nola. Hi.

So, what do you say we go into the living room?

Yeah, let's just hop up here. Let's go.

I'm sure they'll get along.

Yeah.

So, how's everything?

Good. Oh, yeah.

You know, stuff's the same.

Works the same. Launching a new project. Like, we're always launching a new

project, you know? I hear you. What about you?

Ah, you know, it's the same. Sales.

Sales are up. So, that's good.

Well, yeah. I mean, it's not a bad time for the economy, really.

There's other bad stuff going on with the economies already, I guess. Yep.

I'll think about that. I'll think about that. So, I wanted to get the kids to

get credit, you know.

She didn't want to come at first, but I'm sure that now they're hanging out,

sure they'll be fine. She was kind of like, hey, grumpy about coming.

But I think she was just afraid that she was just going to hang out with me,

catch up with my friend.

But now that they're hanging out, I'm sure it'll be better. Good, good.

So anything else exciting going on?

No, I mean.

Hobbies? Not really.

You're not surfing anymore?

No, I've seen a lot of concerts.

Oh, nice. It's been a good year for concerts.

I'm starting to introduce her to some of them. You know, like some of the bands

I grew up with. And she's a private intimate.

Good. You know, all those guys are good. Music today.

It's terrible.

We sound old when we do that, though.

That's all right. You got to have open minds. Of course.

Speaking of which.

How do you do that?

Well, I mean, it's funny you say that. I mean, there's little grumpy things like

when she was coming over here and stuff.

But yeah, there's some great times too.

Well,

I remember that thing I was saying about having an open mind. Of course.

Well, I mean, I was reading a lot about holistic experiences and stuff.

And different aspects of it.

Different aspects of therapy.

And hypnosis.

I'm sorry, excuse me?

Hypnosis.

For the times it really gets difficult, it really makes those difficult times

improve. And I mean really improve.

Like, you have to see, it's almost unbelievable.

How does it work?

Well, I mean, I know how to do it now. I mean, I read about it, and we practiced

it. So, I mean, I could show you. I could show you how it works.

It's hard to describe, really. You kind of have to see it to get the full depth

of the experience.

Are you, like, thirsty or anything?

I'm okay.

So, what are you doing for the summer?

I don't know yet. We have a bunch of plans and, I don't know, I guess I'm

like, chilling. I hope you're not in trouble.

So, well, yeah.

I mean, I have a bunch of plans this summer. I just got done doing camping

my dad.

We are going to go to the water park, and we're going to have a bunch of fun.

What the hell? You're, like, super close with your dad?

Yeah. Yeah,

we have a really good relationship.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess we used to be like that, and it's just been

different lately.

Well, you want to know the secret.

Like, I don't know. Like, when we were kids, like, me and my dad were close,

but, you know.

Now he's not, like, he's not even my real dad, so.

I don't know if you know that.

Well, I could teach you a secret for helping.

What?

I made you laugh.

Is he crazy?

Yeah, so it works.

Well, that doesn't seem like... I could do that.

I think I...

We can do that.

Totally.

Yeah. Yeah.

I thought you didn't believe me. Well, it's the perfect time to prove it. I

thought you didn't believe me. But we can prove it.

All right, then. All right, then.

That's what I want to hear.

Hey, you guys want to play a game?

Um, maybe.

It'll be fun. I trust you. It'll be fun.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

No, you're crazy.

No, I know.

Okay. So you're down?

Yeah. Both you guys? You want to fight?

Yeah. All right, here. Sit over here.

You two sit. Just sit next to each other.

You can't have glasses on.

Okay,

okay. All right, so, I mean.

All right, this is a serious thing, though. This is a serious thing. You got

free your mind.

Okay, so like, just be peaceful. Are you peaceful?

Peaceful. Okay, really, like you have to focus.

Just free your mind.

Shut your eyes for a moment. Shut your eyes.

Don't think of anything else but the sound of my voice.

Alright.

You're going to focus only on the object in front of you.

Nothing else.

On the count of three.

I'm going to have you open your eyes.

Three.

Two.

One.

Open.

Focus on the object.

There's nothing else.

All the rest of your thoughts have receded.

An overwhelming sense of peace is filling your being.

I'm about to move the pendulum away as you guys are now submerged deeply in

hypnosis.

What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

Well, I'm not entirely convinced it worked because they're just, you know,

staring into the darkness or whatever.

Maybe I can... Well, we don't... I mean, they'll be motionless, whatever you do.

Why? It's not like I called them up on the phone and told them emotionally.

All right, all right, all right.

Girls, stand on one leg.

You see?

You see?

All right.

I need to do it.

All right, let's make it more extreme.

Okay, girls, be chickens.

I love it.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

All right, stop chicken, stop chicken.

Sit down again.

So, I assume you're convinced now.

Open mind, remember, open mind.

Girls,

kiss each other.

There's no way you can be skeptical now.

Really? I guess. I mean, hey, there they are, kissing and touching each other's

breasts.

What else can you do?

Oh, he didn't do anything.

Really? How down are you?

Are you... Hey, I'm having an open mind, right? Okay, your mind's way open.

I'm not saying I'm open.

It's a parachute.

It's open.

All right, stop kissing each other, girls.

Look, okay. Tommy, stand up.

Stand up.

Go ahead and give Mr. Brown a blowjob.

Wait, what?

Yeah, take it out.

Take it out. She's got nothing to give a blowjob to.

Come on, really? Yeah.

Does she look like she's paying attention?

Yeah. It's your daughter, right?

Yeah, she's good at this.

What?

I mean...

Yeah?

Now do you believe me?

Yeah. There she is. Can I involve her?

Yeah. Why don't you help me?

Well, I was going to go further with it. Is that okay with you?

Yeah. Well, I was kind of involved her more.

If that's okay with you.

Yeah, sure.

You're going to be super enjoying this and super into it.

That didn't work.

I think so.

We can all say the same thing.

See?

I knew they'd do it.

Why don't we get you out of these clothes?

So they're like...

Such a good little pussy eater.

some stuff for you.

girls share see

hypnosis

is a very unifying power it brings people together

One final command.

Go to the bathroom and clean up all this messy stuff from the common sex.

Three, two, one.

And see, they won't remember a thing.

They'll feel a general sense of fulfillment end to end, inside and out,

won't know why.

They'll just feel good.

I guess I believe it.

Thanks for coming over. Yeah.

That was fun.

I can't believe they fell for that.

I hate gnosis.