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Hey there, stepdaughter.

Hey. All right. I just want to go over a quick checklist before Jack and Hazel

come over just to make sure we have everything going for the game, okay?

We have snacks. We have the popcorn out. We have the TV going with the game on.

We both are wearing our lucky jerseys. You can't definitely forget those.

Seems like we have everything all set for the game.

Now we should just wait for Jack and Hazel to come and hopefully we can get

soon. Okay, great.

You know?

Jack's team is definitely not winning this year. There's no shot they're

winning. Yeah, you're right. We're definitely on a winning streak lately.

Yes, we are. We definitely got this in the bag this year, for sure.

I'm so excited.

Oh, same here. I mean, last year they killed us. Hopefully this year we take

finals.

I guess I'll go get that then. Let's do that. All right, no problem.

Oh, look who it is. It's the losers today, huh?

I don't want that.

We'll see about that later, huh?

Hey, you guys got the winning jerseys on?

Yeah, these are our lucky jerseys. Are they really that lucky?

They'll be lucky today.

Is she wearing anything underneath that?

I don't know.

Jack,

what is that?

This is part of our tradition, man. This is our wedding ritual.

This is one of them anyways.

What? Yeah, this is... I mean... I never wear pants. I mean, that's why my team

always wins. I get it, but, like, your stepdaughter... Yeah. Right? I don't

if that's going to work. You have your stepdaughter, like, naked underneath

that, though. Like, that's a little weird, don't you think?

No, not really. How many layers?

Yeah, exactly. How many layers of clothes does she have on?

All right. I mean, whatever. I mean, at least, you know, we got our jerseys on.

We're going to win today, okay?

I doubt that. Okay. All right. Well, the game's going to start, so let's... How

about we sit down, okay? Let's sit down.

Let's turn up the volume a little bit.

Come on, let's go.

Puck's about to drop.

Yeah. Are you ready for this game, Jack, or what, huh? Oh, yeah.

It's going to be just fun with you, man. I'll tell you what.

I don't know about that. I think we're going to win today. I feel a little bit

lucky today. Do you feel like putting a little wager on that maybe or something?

Hey, I mean, you know what? Fuck it. Why not, huh?

I'll think of something, man. Okay. We'll see.

Hey, let's go. Come on.

Come to the kitchen with me.

I've had something in the oven. I want to check on it.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, man, I can't wait. This is already a good game, huh? Yeah, no, it's just

that I can patch up on it.

Okay, I need to talk to you.

What was that all about?

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

The way that you were touching yourself, looking at my dad.

What was that about?

I mean, you know I like them.

I think this looks really good in this jersey.

Okay, well, you're gonna make this game really weird.

Trying to. I mean, like, you could flirt with my dad if you wanted. I know you

like him.

What?

Yeah.

How do you know I like your dad?

Well, I'm not stupid. I see the way you look at him sometimes.

Okay, whatever.

Come on, we gotta go.

I bet you're losing.

Nice. There we go. That's it. Hit him into the boards.

I think our rituals decided to pay off.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on.

Ready? Are you ready?

Yeah.

How many points up are we?

Oh, Laura had three right now.

We got it.

We got him on the run now. Yeah.

All right, ready?

Here it comes.

Yeah, ready, ready, ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Woo!

What?

What are you doing? Oh, this is old. It's part of our ritual. I went ritual.

Yeah. What?

No, no, I'm just, you know, I thought most people have normal rituals.

Yeah, it's a little weird.

It's not weird if we're winning, right?

You can't argue the results, man. I mean, you know, my beard's going to

eventually work. We're going to definitely score with my beard soon,

Yeah, well, you do your thing. Meanwhile, me and Hazel will do ours,

see who wins at the end of the day.

Come on. Come on, beard. Let's go, beard.

Yeah. Let's go, beard. Rub my beard. Rub it. Rub it. Rub it.

Rub my beard, Jordan. There we go. Yeah, that's it.

Okay.

Yeah! Woo!

Score! There we go.

We're only down by one now. Yeah, only by one. Well, I'll tell you what. You

want to go back to that pit we were talking about?

What do you want, man? I'm feeling pretty confident right now. Yeah, you

what? I'll tell you. Let's see how confident you feel. Let's, uh, how

about if we win, uh, you two will be our slaves.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I need my laundry done. I folded and washed all that. You

know what? If we win, you'll be our slaves. My car's pretty fucking dirty

there. I need someone to wash it. How about that, huh? Okay,

let's go. Yeah, yeah, that. There you go, yeah.

Girls?

Yeah. All right.

Let's see. Come on, let's go, let's go.

I get to fuck your dad.

Okay, well, if our team wins, you can never fuck my dad.

We're definitely winning.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on.

We have to win.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah.

Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, sweetheart. There's no way your creepy ritual isn't working, man. No

way. You watch. You watch and see what happens.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

yeah.

No, we don't kill you. You can't argue with success, buddy. There's no way that

works.

It does.

Every time, man. I'm telling you. This is what we do at home all the time.

week. We sit around and watch a game and go.

Ain't that right, sweetheart?

That's why our team always wins. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice. I'm going to go get a drink. Okay.

Sounds like we're losing over here.

You know what? It's not over yet, all right?

Come on. We're down by two.

Let's go. Let's go.

We really got to win that. We do.

Whatever it takes to win. Come on. Let's do it.

Yeah, I know. I don't think it's going to happen. It's not going to be your

sway. Not today, you two.

All right.

Go!

Let's do this!

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. It's not a fluke, all right?

Ooh, let's go.

Let's go, it's tied now.

Not supposed to. What happened? I didn't see. We scored, man.

Oh, let's go, let's go.

Oh, we're tied now. We got this in the bag. That's it. Let's do this for sure.

Come on.

Are we still up?

No, we're gonna win.

We're still up.

No, we're up by one now. No.

Uh -huh. We were. Yeah.

Yes, we are.

Uh -huh.

I didn't even see what happened. I was distracted.

I know how to make sure we're gonna win.

Who scored?

We'll make our response. What happened?

Yeah!

It's coincidence, right?

There we go.

All done.

Oh, my God.

We're about to score.

Yes, yes. Oh, yes, we scored.

Woo!

Oh, my God. What?

We're enough to score.

Oh, yes. There we go. There we go.

Yes! Yes!

Oh, it's working.

Oh, it's really working. See?

Oh.

Oh, God, I don't want to watch my daughter be doing this.

But this is working for our team, though.

Oh, God.

Can you do this often?

Yeah, every game.

I mean, that's why we're a winning team every season, right?

Oh, sorry. I think this year we're going to beat you.

I don't know about that.

Maybe we'll see how loyal fans we are, right? I mean, we're doing the same

creepy ritual thing, so.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're almost... We're almost... Damn it.

We almost scored.

Oh, my God.

Woo!

We scored!

Yes! Yes!

Thank you.

Are you sure?

You can lay down.

Hey, man, do you want to maybe just move my daughter over there, please?

Just a little close.

There's only so much room on the couch.

Just a little close.

So there you go. Just a little close. That's just a little bit.

It's fine.

It's so hot.

I just, I just, she's just, hold on, I'm gonna try, hold on.

There you go.

Okay. She's already written it up for us.

I'm really close to my dad.

You're so, so close.

Me and Hazel are very close this way.

Let's go look in different directions.

Just think about winning.

That's right, honey.

Yeah, maybe it's just a little farther.

That works.

That works.

Oh, yeah.

Look.

Okay, I'm just not going to look at you, okay? I'm trying not to.

Just put it right there.

Put it right there.

Sounds like we're going to win.

Right, that's not true.

Yeah. I mean, it's hard actually right now, so, you know.

I wasn't so bad.

Yeah, I didn't see that, honey. Okay? Are you sure?

Do it again.

What are you looking at?

I'm not looking at anything.

Time to start the floor.

You're just like right there, baby.

Oh,

fuck.

I'm not here, okay? Just don't.

Yeah, can you just give a little bit of space here, guys?

I mean, it's a small coach.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's right there.

Yeah, it's a little weird. She's right there.

I mean, she's like right there getting fucked. It's just, you know.

Oh, fuck you.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Can you locate down there?

I'm good, thanks.

Put it back in.

Honey,

I'm so sorry. It fell.

Oh, fuck.

I mean, you can't move her anywhere else?

She's just right there.

Come on, we're a close family.

What? What do you mean?

What? What?

Come on, you gotta break the ice, just below.

Oh, my God, he scored.

Yes.

I mean, he scored.

I'm fine.

Oh, God.

What? Yeah. Yeah, come here. What are you doing?

I'm from side illusion.

What? Come on, get up.

You go over there with your dad.

Come here.

You know what? Just turn around.

There.

Fuck they scored!

You know, it's not too late for you two to start your own little traditions.

You can catch up.

Or you're just gonna be our slaves, remember?

Good score.

I really want to win this game. You want to be the slaves?

Let's see what happens next.

Alright, yeah, yeah.

We can't do this. You're right.

Come on, guys. Let's score. Let's score.

No, no. Don't give up. Don't give up.

What?

Oh shit, they scored him again.

Look at that.

That's not fair.

Yeah, that's... You have a fair shot.

Yeah, no holding you back.

You want to try that?

Or... Maybe you want to maybe...

Start slow, guys.

There we go.

Feels weird.

I mean... Do you feel weird? A little bit, but... Every time you've done this,

we've scored, so I mean...

I really want to beat them.

I really need my car washed.

Oh, yes! We scored again!

What the fuck? I think it's working.

Okay, yes, that's it.

That's it. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. He stole a pass.

That's a score. No.

Yes. Woo.

Yes.

Okay.

That's it.

Keep going, honey.

Keep going, honey. No.

Keep going. Keep going.

That's it.

Stop. Stop. He scored again.

I mean, we just stole another pass.

We're on a breakaway.

I mean, yes, we scored.

We scored.

Yes.

It's working.

That's it. I mean, yeah, we're winning now.

We're winning again.

We're not going to be their slaves.

That's it. No way.

We're up now, honey. All right? Let's just do it for the team.

Come on, guys. Let's win.

That's it.

That's it.

We're going to win.

We're winning.

Yes, we are.

Fuck it.

That's it.

Yes, Rony. No.

No. Score.

Yes. No.

Yes. The score. Yeah.

Fuck, we're scoring. We're just going to the pass. Yes, let's go.

Score!

Woo!

He can't lose his breath.

He can't lose his breath.

It's a tie.

What the fuck?

Dad. We did all this for nothing?