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Girls, what are you doing?

Come on!

What is

it now?

What do you want?

Oh, Dad, you're burning up.

Oh, God. We're going to have a cold tonight.

Oh, God.

We'll see if you really have a temperature here.

All right, come on. Open your mouth.

It's not going to be any different than it was an hour ago.

Literally. What is it, a thousand?

Keep it in.

I'm not moving it. It's not talking.

If you're talking, it won't be great.

You're moving it.

You want it to be accurate.

You don't even know. I have a fever.

I see.

It's a thousand lies. It's like 101 with the time. 101!

101!

101!

101! 101!

101!

101! 101!

101!

101!

T, please don't forget that. Save us.

Save us.

Save us. I don't save us. Well, here, do you need your pillow cloth?

Yeah, I think.

Please. Don't touch me.

You're sick. Move your head. No, I can't. Move your head.

It's so weak. You all have us.

Here, sit up. Sit up. Come on. Come on.

Okay.

There you go. Put your head.

on the inside.

Spontaneously. Why are you looking at me like that?

Oh, my feet. Can I rub your feet?

Can I rub your feet?

Oh, my God. Dad!

Put your feet down.

You want to do that, Rob? I think I would, like, help Louise pox things out.

Here.

Oh, okay.

Yes. Oh, wow.

Jesus.

Do you feel better?

Give me your foot.

Oh, it's green!

Ew! What did it do to us?

That was infection.

Oh, my God.

Okay. You got it. I got it.

Don't mind your dad's big nasty toe. It's okay.

Yeah. I see it. There's no way to get it off.

I think it's the ultimate.

Oh, yes. There we go. This is so good.

Wow. Dude.

I can't even wear these anymore. There's, like, legitimately no point.

already around them.

Oh, thank God.

I just, like, want to breathe.

My throat hurts, though. I think... I think... What are you... Yeah, I'm

right here. We're right here. I'm right here. You don't need to bring it.

Best app I've ever downloaded in my life.

I need some tea.

You want some tea?

Yes, we can bring the tea.

You don't have a broken foot. You have a cold.

Get my legs up.

Here you go. I covered your teeth. You're being ridiculous.

No, I can't.

You're being a baby.

I can't with you right now. I'm going to make your teeth.

I'm going to make your teeth.

We're making your teeth.

I'm going to make your teeth.

Oh, my God.

I can't.

And at least he can't find out your social media, like mine. No, that's what

mom's for.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

I can't. I'm sick of it.

I'm fucking annoyed right now. Like, I can't even.

Like, I just wanted to go out today.

I really wanted to go out with them.

I did too. And just the fucking queue and everything.

And they're just being man children.

It's selfish, honestly.

No, it really is.

Like, they didn't wait on us hand and foot when we were together.

Like, they did some stuff, but not like... They didn't do anything.

And we're the ones just like waiting on them. It's pretty fucking annoying.

I mean, we don't even really say thank you or let's just do this.

But no, I mean, they're in there.

at least your dad knows how to use a phone my dad doesn't even know how to

a freaking text message yeah it's kind of cute actually i can't believe your

like doesn't know how to do anything nothing he's fucking fluid

yes

Get it together.

We're making your tea, okay? It's just really hot.

Be careful now, okay? It's really, really hot.

See, that guy didn't even shoot straight. You know he was a cafe player

was back in college. Be careful, it's hot.

Okay, let's see.

Just like blow on it or something. Do you need help sitting up to drink it?

Is it good? Not bad.

What do you mean not bad?

Come eat music.

Please stop.

It's okay.

I will confiscate your phone.

I can't confiscate my phone. I can't confiscate your dad's phone.

Do you think we could maybe step out for like two hours?

We need soup. We have soup. I know we need soup. I've seen some in the... And

baby, you know I don't like tea bags.

Can you remove the tea bag on your way out? Yeah, I don't mind a tea bag.

Yeah, I know you're fine. Can we do soup?

I'm okay with a tea bag. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to remove my tea

bag for you, okay?

Just don't spill your tea. I try not to spill my tea. Okay, don't... Okay. Can

you guys maybe try to get more of the tissues in the trash?

Well,

listen, you know, being thick, it messes up your vision, and like, it's like, I

can't even... Well, except on one.

It's okay.

I'm just saying.

I had one, and I felt like I was going to drop.

So, just directly.

Yeah, we know. You're freaking soup.

Thank you.

She knows I don't like to do that.

I think she did it on purpose.

Look, no teeth.

Thank you so much.

We got some good girls on there, you know.

She's not my favorite child, but she is so cute. I can't take it anymore.

No. You're driving me insane. No. I just... And now they want...

Now they want hot soup.

I just wanted to go out.

I know.

They're ruining our lives.

Ruining.

I mean, to be fair, we did get them sick, so...

You should wash your hands more. If not, I'm like... I just... I really wanted

to go out tonight.

I know you did.

I just want some dick.

They could hear you.

I don't care. You always want dick.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.

I just had a wonderful, terrible idea.

What do guys do right after they come?

Fall asleep.

All right, so hear me out.

You take care of mine, I'll take care of yours.

Genius.

Fucking genius. Jill passed the fuck out. They're sick.

We gave them NyQuil earlier, hoping they'd fall asleep.

They will definitely, definitely fall asleep, and then can go out and be back

before they wake up. Double dick for me.

That, that's you.

That's you.

Wow. Yeah, let's make them soup. Let's make them soup.

Before they ring that stupid bell again.

Where is the stove?

Come on.

We're coming.

Here, Dad.

I know you don't even like the spoon with these, so now you just kind of

it up.

Can I trade?

Yeah, I'll take that for you. Do you want me to take the tea for you?

Sure. Thank you.

Yeah, for sure.

of your soup?

What?

I made your soup just to enjoy it.

See?

You gotta go and redo that soup.

Dad, what's up, babe?

Why is it crunchy? He didn't even try his soup.

It's not crunchy.

It's delicious.

Why do we eat noodle soup with a spoon?

I mean... You don't try it. It's not like you just drink it. You'll feel

You don't need to do that. We're right here. We're literally right here. Oh,

okay. Yeah.

I know that's your new favorite part of it.

We're right here.

Anyway, now that we're done with that, we had an idea to make you guys feel

better. We got some stuff we're going to rub it on your chest.

It'll make you breathe better.

Yeah, we're going to use some vapor rub.

Yeah.

Just take your shirts off. Take your shirts off. Okay.

It'll make you feel better. It's worth it.

We promise.

It's so sweet.

But, okay, do you actually want to get him for me?

Yeah. Because I feel kind of weird rubbing him.

Yeah. No, I agree.

So we're going to, I'll do your chest. And I'm going to do yours, okay?

Yeah. So it's not weird. Which one?

Yeah. Okay.

And yeah, this will just make you guys feel a lot better. Yeah, it'll just make

you feel a lot better.

Okay. All better.

Okay. All right.

So. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Let's see. Get some off.

Get some off. Yeah, your chest.

Oh. I can maybe get your back later if you want. Oh, I smell it. It's good.

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You feel better already? I do feel better.

You really did a great idea.

Am I?

You did it on your stomach, too. Yeah, you know, right here.

Yeah, just stuff your stuff.

Yeah, that's it.

Cool.

So you feel all better.

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Yeah, you'll feel so much better.

Yeah, I promise.

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Okay, I'll just, like, close my eyes. Mm -hmm. Trust me.

Oh, I, I, I trust you. Oh, I... I feel good.

That does feel really nice. Hey!

What are you doing?

What are you doing with my daughter?

I was like, I was in my eyes are closed. I was enjoying it.

Congratulations. I want to hear an answer.

We just want to make you guys feel better.

It's not weird.

We just know that men feel better after they orgasm. And we wanted to make you

guys feel better.

Yeah. And I mean, I can't do it for you, Daddy.

And I definitely can't do it for you.

So we just do.

Strong arguments.

I won't be looking that way.

I just

feel like it's necessary

to help you guys feel better.

It's not weird.

It's therapeutic.

It is pretty therapeutic.

I think it is pretty therapeutic.

Mm -hmm

Oh, God.

Is it helping?

It's so good.

Keep going.

We're almost done.

Let's do that.

Oh my God.

No, I didn't.

No, no.

He spread down on us.

I want all of it. I want all your cum all over my face, please. I want to

it. I want to taste your cum, please.

I feel like maybe you need a second dose.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think, if you go to sleep now, you'll just wake up in like

an hour. You'll just wake up morning. I feel like we need to do this all over

again. I really do. Yeah.

I feel like. I mean.

everything all over again.

We just want you guys to be healthy.

And we wanted it to get better quicker, you know?