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Hi. You must be Mrs., um, Zautfucker?

Oh, sweetheart.

It's actually pronounced Zautfucker.

Oh. German, you see.

Oh,

okay. I'm sorry. It's just a very interesting name.

Well, it's really cold out here. Why don't you come on in?

Thank you.

Let's go ahead and sit down.

Isn't that the seat?

Go ahead.

Oh, thank you.

Well, Mrs. Doubtfucker, I'm really... Darling, it's

Doubtfooker. Oh, I'm sorry.

Mrs. Doubtfooker, I'm really glad that you came.

And, you know, yesterday I had so many interviews, including yours.

But other than yours, they were completely terrible.

Sure they were.

I can imagine, dear.

I'm just so,

so grateful to be of service to you and your family.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So, I just can't help but notice you look really

familiar.

I feel like I've seen you before.

Oh.

Your faith.

Oh, unless you're coming to the early bird special for dinner, sweetheart, I

don't think you know me.

Yeah, you're right.

You know, I see a lot of people, so I travel a lot. Maybe that's why.

Possibly.

Well.

I really just need to get back to work. I'm so busy.

That's one of the reasons why I want to hire you. So, since you're going to be

here a lot, I think it would be really important for you to go ahead and meet

daughter.

That's a great idea.

Wait.

How do you know where my daughter's room is?

Oh, sweetheart.

It's a women's intuition.

I've been around for a long time.

Oh, okay.

Mackenzie?

Hi, it's, uh, Mrs. Snow Cougar.

Oh, hey.

Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure, dear.

Mackenzie.

It's me.

Alexis? Yes.

Your stepmother.

Dressed up like this.

Hair and all.

But what are you doing here?

Look.

After your father found out that we were having sex, I was devastated.

Especially when he took you away.

I would draw it and sitting there thinking, what can I, what can I do to

her? What can I go do to reconnect with my McKenzie?

So I saw the F for healthkeeper. So I thought I can do this.

I know she's not that smart anyway.

So I'm your new healthkeeper.

How do I look?

I just.

I cannot believe you would do all of this for me.

Like, my mom would never do all of this, you know?

I can't believe you're here.

Right now no, I think it's a little more embarrassing for me kissing you just

like this

people with a nice gift.

Well, when we met earlier, you didn't do that.

Oh, well, get over here.

I had no idea you Germans were that affectionate.

Oh, we are.

Right on the lips.

Apparently. Well,

I will just let you guys get acquainted then.

I can't believe you did all that.

See you soon.

Yeah, Mackenzie's 18, but she has the habits of a teenager.

Not sure if she got it from that disgusting stepmother of hers.

She can be quite the dirty young lady.

Oh, yes, dirty indeed.

Mackenzie, you be sure to stay out of Miss Doubtfooker's way, okay?

While she cleans in there, your room is just...

go over every inch of that room every nook and cranny in there and every

tight spot so i don't want to hear any complaints about you being a bad girl do

you understand no complaints here

Let's take this off.

How does this even work?

Just put this on.

Did that fucking bird bite you?

Put you away from here.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You really have to be careful.

to see what's taking so long.

The rest of the house does need cleaning, too.

And what the is wrong with this door?

Broken?

I'm just so old I can't open it.

Um, what is wrong with your hair?

It looks, uh, way different.

Uh, yeah, um, I think she's giving Ms. Dollfucker a new hairstyle.

You know, she wanted it like all the young kids.

We're bonding.

Yeah, bonding with the youngins.

That's so great.

Well, I guess I'll just leave you to do it.

I can't believe you dressed up like this.

I know.

I don't think so.

Let me kiss you. Let me enjoy you for a little bit.

You know it's been so freaking long, you know.

You've had them on for way too long.

Yes, you can take all of yours.

Oh, yeah?

Do you want to see my piano song?

Yeah.

See, I cried.

I know.

Oh, you're so fucking well.

with that.

That's awesome.

much in a while i'm not done oh my god i need you to rest in all that fucking

outfit to make you comfortable a couple of times

You could be like a living housekeeper or something like that.

Yeah. I think that would be it.