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Hi. You must be Mrs., um, Zautfucker?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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It's actually pronounced Zautfucker.
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Oh. German, you see.
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Oh,
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okay. I'm sorry. It's just a very
interesting name.
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Well, it's really cold out here. Why
don't you come on in?
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Thank you.
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Let's go ahead and sit down.
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Isn't that the seat?
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Go ahead.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, Mrs. Doubtfucker, I'm really...
Darling, it's
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Doubtfooker. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Mrs. Doubtfooker, I'm really glad that
you came.
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And, you know, yesterday I had so many
interviews, including yours.
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But other than yours, they were
completely terrible.
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Sure they were.
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I can imagine, dear.
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I'm just so,
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so grateful to be of service to you and
your family.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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So, I just can't help but notice you
look really
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familiar.
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I feel like I've seen you before.
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Oh.
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Your faith.
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Oh, unless you're coming to the early
bird special for dinner, sweetheart, I
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don't think you know me.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You know, I see a lot of people, so I
travel a lot. Maybe that's why.
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Possibly.
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Well.
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I really just need to get back to work.
I'm so busy.
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That's one of the reasons why I want to
hire you. So, since you're going to be
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here a lot, I think it would be really
important for you to go ahead and meet
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daughter.
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That's a great idea.
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Wait.
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How do you know where my daughter's room
is?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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It's a women's intuition.
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I've been around for a long time.
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Oh, okay.
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Mackenzie?
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Hi, it's, uh, Mrs. Snow Cougar.
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Oh, hey.
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Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure, dear.
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Mackenzie.
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It's me.
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Alexis? Yes.
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Your stepmother.
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Dressed up like this.
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Hair and all.
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But what are you doing here?
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Look.
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After your father found out that we were
having sex, I was devastated.
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Especially when he took you away.
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I would draw it and sitting there
thinking, what can I, what can I do to
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her? What can I go do to reconnect with
my McKenzie?
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So I saw the F for healthkeeper. So I
thought I can do this.
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I know she's not that smart anyway.
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So I'm your new healthkeeper.
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How do I look?
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I just.
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I cannot believe you would do all of
this for me.
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Like, my mom would never do all of this,
you know?
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I can't believe you're here.
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Right now no, I think it's a little more
embarrassing for me kissing you just
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like this
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people with a nice gift.
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Well, when we met earlier, you didn't do
that.
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Oh, well, get over here.
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I had no idea you Germans were that
affectionate.
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Oh, we are.
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Right on the lips.
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Apparently. Well,
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I will just let you guys get acquainted
then.
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I can't believe you did all that.
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See you soon.
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Yeah, Mackenzie's 18, but she has the
habits of a teenager.
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Not sure if she got it from that
disgusting stepmother of hers.
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She can be quite the dirty young lady.
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Oh, yes, dirty indeed.
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Mackenzie, you be sure to stay out of
Miss Doubtfooker's way, okay?
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While she cleans in there, your room is
just...
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go over every inch of that room every
nook and cranny in there and every
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tight spot so i don't want to hear any
complaints about you being a bad girl do
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you understand no complaints here
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Let's take this off.
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How does this even work?
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Just put this on.
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Did that fucking bird bite you?
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Put you away from here.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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You really have to be careful.
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to see what's taking so long.
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The rest of the house does need
cleaning, too.
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And what the is wrong with this door?
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Broken?
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I'm just so old I can't open it.
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Um, what is wrong with your hair?
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It looks, uh, way different.
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Uh, yeah, um, I think she's giving Ms.
Dollfucker a new hairstyle.
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You know, she wanted it like all the
young kids.
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We're bonding.
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Yeah, bonding with the youngins.
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That's so great.
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Well, I guess I'll just leave you to do
it.
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I can't believe you dressed up like
this.
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I know.
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I don't think so.
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Let me kiss you. Let me enjoy you for a
little bit.
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You know it's been so freaking long, you
know.
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You've had them on for way too long.
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Yes, you can take all of yours.
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Oh, yeah?
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Do you want to see my piano song?
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Yeah.
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See, I cried.
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I know.
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Oh, you're so fucking well.
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with that.
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That's awesome.
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much in a while i'm not done oh my god i
need you to rest in all that fucking
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outfit to make you comfortable a couple
of times
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You could be like a living housekeeper
or something like that.
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Yeah. I think that would be it.
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