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Oh, my God. What the heck are you doing here?

Yo, what the heck are you doing? You're, like, half naked on camera.

It... Okay.

But you have to promise me you won't tell Kate.

Kate's my Betty.

But fine, I won't mention.

Phillip, what's with the...

Just strip to you, bud.

Okay. I've been posting videos.

Like, dancing videos, or feet pics, or weird crap guys, like, like, kissing the

mirror. And it pays good money. They're paying good money for it. Wait.

What? Why? Your dad's loaded.

Y 'all got it made.

I'm the one over here stripping by with two roommates who leave their decisions.

It's not only about the money, okay?

Last week, my professor pulled me out of class and told me that there was no way

I was going to pass political history and I needed to drop out and try

else. And school is just so hard for me. It's so boring. I don't know what to

do.

Girl, if Kate or your dad sees this, you're toast.

And you shouldn't just give up.

Listen, when I tried college, I aced political history.

So let me tutor you. You'll pass.

I promise.

Okay. Fine.

But only because it's you.

Okay, listen. No more me or kids seeing videos until we get you a C -plus, at

least. Okay.

Focus. The Bill of Rights, First Ten Amendments, 1791.

Freedom of religion, speech, all that stuff.

You need to know this for your exam.

This is just so boring. Who cares about a book written a thousand years ago?

Come on, it's kind of cool. This is the reason you can say whatever you want or

go to whatever church you want.

You need to know this for your exam.

I don't know.

I don't know.

But, you know that video you saw me making yesterday?

I just made $750 already.

$750?

Yeah. For dancing?

Uh -huh.

Dang, that's more than I make in a week at the nail salon.

Yeah, but it's not moving fast enough. I need to make banks faster.

Like, with school, there's no point.

AI is going to take over everything anyways. Political science, nail art.

What's the point?

Yeah, that is legit.

AI, wild.

What are we going to do?

I just made another 50 bucks.

You know what? We could do this thing together.

We could run it together, we could take videos together, we could take pictures

together, and then we could go on a dope vacation and split all the cash.

Are you serious?

Yeah. We could make bank.

You know what?

I'm in. Screw my roommates and their dirty dishes.

Heck yeah!

Come on, let's go make a video.

You're so good at this. Thank you. Just watch me.

Just sway like this.

Nice and easy for the camera.

You're so much better at this than me.

Stop. Some guy is going to love this.

Oh.

I just got a comment. They asked if I would ever kiss a girl on camera.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I mean.

Kate would lose it if she knew we were even thinking about this.

Yeah, but I won't tell her. Are you kind of feeling this?

Yeah, I am. Just don't tell your sister ever. I promise.

Oh, okay.

We got enough for the video, right?

Yeah. Okay.

But are you kind of feeling this too?

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Maybe you can tutor me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

One, two.

So much.

so pretty.

I love you

so much. I love you.

Oh my God, baby.

Big deal.

You win.

It's so tight.

Oh, fuck

you. Oh,

fuck. I feel so good.

Okay, you're good at that.

ass looks so good.

I'm saying up and down.

Just like that.

You're so sexy.

Stop, you have a perfect pose.

I'm so tired.

There, fuck yes. Oh my god, that feels so good.

Fuck.

Oh my god, just like that?

Oh, don't.

Oh, she's so sad, but I think I'm going to call her.

She's like, Dad, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, I'm so fucking close.

Right there. Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. I'm coughing.

I'm coughing. I'm coming over.

Thank you.

coming, I'm coming.

Pussy. I love pussy.

Bye. Bye.

I love you.

I had to taste you real quick.

Feel good.

Exhausting.

Yo, this green screen is legit.

It definitely feels like a real newsroom.

You know, I've been obsessed with weather for, like, ever, and it finally

real.

Told you my setup is pro.

Go check out your wardrobe.

It's over there. Check it out.

Okay. Thanks.

You're welcome.

You look amazing.

Keep in mind, newsroom guys are a total dirtbag.

The body like that, they're going to be all over you.

So don't fall for their crap.

Trust me, I can handle it. I'm not sweating any guys.

I'm just very focused on nailing the sweater cakes.

That's the vibe. Fire. All right. You look amazing.

Let's go crush it and film it.

Let's do that. All right. Let's go.

Expect a cold front to be moving in by Thursday. Bring scattered showers to

Lake City.

High in the low 60s, so bring your umbrellas.

All right.

Let's make the word showers pop a little bit more.

We are selling sunshine even if it's raining.

Let's try it again.

Okay.

Expect a cold front. We're moving in by Thursday.

Bring scattered showers to Salt Lake City.

High in the low 60s, so umbrella people.

Better, but loosen up a little bit, you know? Do it with me. Do a little.

Okay.

All right.

You got this?

Warm time? I know you're going to nail it.

Perfect.

Expect the cold front to be moving in by Thursday. Bring scattered showers to

Salt Lake City.

High in the low 60s, so bring your umbrella.

That's it. Nailed it.

All right. So I'm going to edit the reel tonight, and I'll be ready by tomorrow,

and I'm pretty sure you're going to get the job.

Oh, my God. I can't believe it. You're the best.

You make it easy.

Um, so, go get out of here.

Ace your day, and I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh,

shit. Uh, I'll come back.

Ah, stay.

Okay.

Um, I got done filming a fashion show, and I

just got done, um,

Editing a reel, too, actually.

I'm going to show it to you. You're going to flip.

I can't wait to see it.

Yeah, you're going to love it. Here.

Hold on.

Push play.

Let me get this on.

Yo,

that looks so real.

I can't believe it's me.

Wow.

You definitely made me look like a pro.

You're natural.

So, my friend, she works at the station.

And I'm going to send it over to her. She owes me a favor.

So, I think.

You got the job, and you're going to get it. I can feel it.

Yay.

Oh.

Oh.

Your hands are there now.

Okay, well, I have to tell you something.

So, you know, the other day when you were talking about the newsroom guys

like, how not to get caught up?

Well, I didn't really tell you this because.

I didn't want to, like, mess up my training, but I'm a lesbian.

And, um, all I could think about was you.

Damn, girl. Truth?

Well, usually my students are off limits, but you're making this really

hard.

So, you're saying I have a chance?

Maybe.

Let's go over here.

Oh come here beautiful.

um um

um um

mm -hmm

Much better.

oh god it's so beautiful oh god

Yeah? Good girl.

That was so good to see you, man.

Oh, yes. Oh, God.

Yeah, that was so good.

You want to take that?

Mm -hmm.

Come taste this. Yes, please.

Take your panties off after.

Okay.

Oh yeah, it's there.

It's so good.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh God.

Yeah. Yeah.

God, it's so good.

It's hot.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, Kanye.

Oh, come on, you suck it, baby, suck it. Oh, God.

God,

you've got to do this when you're done doing the weather.

You're going to be having showers after all this time.

My God.

Right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Baby. Yeah, baby.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, God. You're hungry, aren't you?

Eat that taco.

Oh, God. They're there. They're there.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh, yes, baby.

You look so pretty when you eat that pussy.

Yeah Yeah

Yeah

I'm watching you do that hard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you. Yes. Oh, fuck off.

Uh -huh.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, bootylicious.

Oh, God.

Oh,

pretty little pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Girl, you're so tight.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're all wet already for me.

first time.

I make you queef.

Yeah.

Is that good?

Girl, you still queef it.

Oh there she is.

Pretty little pussy.

She's begging for it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're pretty down there.

Can you sit next to me?

Oh, fuck.

My pussy can't go on, guys.

with you yet.

I can't put you nice and wet.

I always want to put my fingers in.

Just like that, I love it.

Told you I was hungry.

Yeah,

I love that pussy taste.

Yeah, you do too, huh?

So good.

Bring it up here.

Let me kiss real quick.

Like a good girl.

Yeah,

bring it over here.

Oh my God!

Bye. Bye.

Bye -bye.

that dinner girl uh huh that's sad aww fat

Oh my God.

that job don't you oh my god right there

yeah

Yeah, I'm gonna come.

It's so good.

Mwah.

It's so good.

Yeah,

it's so good. It's so good.

It's so good. I love it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God, you're making me squirt. You keep doing that.

You're making me squirt.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, baby.

Don't you stop. Don't you stop. Oh, God.

Oh, they eat you out on that fucking desk. You want to eat their house, guys?

I'm so jealous.

Such a naughty student.

I'll teach you a lot of things.

Do you want

to

show how wet you got this pussy on yours?

Thank you for praying.

opinion first.

Girl!

Hey,

are you still up?

What is this, night three of working on this final paper?

You're gonna crash, girl.

I know, I know.

It's a stupid final paper.

I've been at it all night and it's still a mess.

I'm starting to think this master's was a huge mistake.

What? You're like the smartest person I know.

Why does it feel like a mistake?

Spill.

I miss the debt.

all these student loans from my bachelors, tens of thousands, and

I thought I'd all be forgiven.

All this talk about student loan forgiveness, and now it's gone.

And more school means more debt, and I'm freaking out.

Okay. Take a deep breath.

Student loans are the worst.

I'm still drowning in mine, and I've got this professor gig.

But you're this close to finishing this degree.

And this paper is your final hurdle.

Plus, you've got me to help you. And we've been killing it the last three

nights, right?

Yeah, you're right.

Staying up late and all this theory crap.

How do you make it sound not so boring?

Talent. Obviously.

And coffee.

Speaking of, you look like you're about to snap.

Go on, lay down.

You need to relax.

Oh my god, you're a fucking magician.

Makes me wonder why we're just roommates and not, like, married.

Don't tempt me.

Besides, we're already, like, the best roommates ever.

But, okay, talk to me. What is tripping you up about this paper?

It's just some of the lit theory stuff, like Judith Butler,

how gender is a performance.

Tying it to this novel about identity.

I get it.

But putting it into words?

My brain's mush.

Plus, I keep thinking about all this debt and how if I bomb this,

I'm going to be stuck owing, owing forever.

You're not going to bomb anything.

You're just overthinking it because you're strapped and exhausted.

Like, Butler is all about how identity is not fixed, right?

And the characters in the novel are rebelling against what they're supposed

be. You just say that, but fancier.

And then we'll polish it together.

You make it sound so easy.

I bet you ace every one of your papers during a master's.

Oh, please. I was a hot mess.

Just better at hiding it.

But seriously, you're going to be fine.

And the debt, we'll deal with it. Maybe someday you'll be a famous scholar and

you'll pay it off in no time.

You're so good at this.

Makes me wonder what else you're hiding, Professor.

Careful.

You know we have to keep it chill.

If the department found out we were getting...

cozy, they'd lose it.

And professors aren't supposed to get too cozy with their students.

That's a good thing we're just roommates. That makes it a little less

Less weird, sure, but still trouble.

You feeling okay?

Massage okay?

It's not just the massage.

I've been up all night, stressed, and you're here being

you.

I'm kind of feeling something.

You are making it very hard to stay professional.

But the truth is, I'm feeling it too.

We just can't let anyone know.

Like, ever.

But I won't ever tell anyone.

You're going to guess now, of course, if I'm not.

So nice.

Thank you.

Amen.

I'm catching my pinkies up. Yeah.

Don't eat that.

Uh huh.

Hmm.

I'm sorry.

Uh huh.

Oh yeah.

Uh -huh.

Uh huh.

Bye. Bye.

with that.

Mm hmm.

Thank you.

I love you.

um um

Oh.

Hmm.

Hey, are you ready yet?

Come on, what's taking so long?

Oh, sorry.

May's outfit's a nightmare, you know.

Okay, well hurry up, please.

We're kind of on a tight schedule here.

Oh my god!

What is that?

That's not a uniform.

That's like, that's straight out of a costume shop.

I know, I know.

I was running late this morning and I didn't have time to get a real one.

The only thing open was this sketchy little sex shop.

This is all they had.

Seriously, I texted you last night.

I mean, I'm technically not even supposed to have you in this training

Since you're not an official employee, if my manager catches us, I'm in deep

shit. No, I know. I'm sorry, okay? It's just...

Last night was a huge disaster.

Me and my ex got in this huge fight.

He was hitting on my little sister.

Ew. At my parents' place.

Oh my god, gross.

Total sleaze. And just cherry on top, my parents kick us both out.

And I'm just, I'm done. I'm over it. I'm so over it.

always picking these awful guys.

I remember when we were in school together, we were inseparable.

We would sneak into movies together and stay up all night laughing.

But then you started dating that asshole Jack and I feel like I never saw you

anymore.

I don't know. I guess my mom would always bring these tough guys home and

it just rubbed off on me. But I am over it.

I swear, I just need to press start.

Okay, well, let's focus. We need to get you trained so that you don't get me

fired. Let's start with the pillowcases.

Notice how it's folded with the tight corners and no wrinkles.

Let's practice doing that over and over.

Okay.

I owe you so much for getting me this job.

Seriously.

It's a lifesaver.

And I know you're swamped, so train me.

It really means a lot.

Oh, no, not at all.

Honestly, it'll be really nice to have a friend around here.

Most of the staff is so uptight. I swear they think they're serving royalty or

something.

Let's move on to the sheets next.

We're going to do hospital corners, no wrinkles. We'll go around every side and

make sure that they're all tucked in tight.

What are you looking at?

You are looking at me like I'm breaking every rule in the employee handbook.

I mean, can you blame me? That outfit is distracting.

I mean, you look gorgeous, but don't tell anyone I said that.

Oh, the strict box lady has a soft side.

Oh, come on. We're going to have to play with that.

Maybe a little role play?

Role play?

What are you cooking up now?

Picture this.

You're a high roller hotel guest.

You're rich and fancy.

Okay. And I'm your personal maid.

Here to keep you very satisfied.

Oh, all right. I'm in.

Let's see how you handle it.

Hello, miss. Is there anything I can get for you?

Oh, well, yes, of course.

Turn around. Let me inspect that uniform of yours.

Oh, of course.

Oh, what do we have here?

Oh, looks like you missed some crumbs on the floor.

You better pick those up for me right now.

Oh, my apologies, miss.

How careless of me.

Maybe you should punish me.

Oh, I really should.

Bad maid.

Is there anything else you require, Miss?

Well, yes.

I would like you to kiss me.

Suck on my tongue.

Are you still role -playing or are you serious?

You better kiss me now or else I will have to report you to your superiors.

Well, then.

Hmm.

This outfit has been torturing me.

Here we go.

Look at you.

Out of that little fucking napkin.

I think I like yours better on the floor too.

I think I like you better on the bed.

Oh, it's just always nice.

Oh, beautiful.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come here. Don't put me on my face.

What?

um um

Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Fuck that feels so good.

Where are you going?

I don't know if you would know what that was.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

I love you.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

This is how you want me?

Tight corners?

Oh my god, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Why?

Oh fine.

I love you.

I'm so fucking hot.

Thank you.

Oh my God, it's so hot.

Was it your fucking hands?

My hands baby Oh

my

god

I need to have a fuck

It's so fucking hot. It's so fucking hot.

because it's been so hot since the evening time I

think

it's

my turn for you to sit on my face

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.