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hey mom hey baby

how's it going good good

can you believe that

both of my boys are leaving the nest this week

pretty wild right

I hope you're hungry I am starving

have have you seen Dante

um I'm sure he'll be here any minute and no snacking

I'm just gonna score a little bit

I'm making your favorite

hmm sounds delicious and it smells wonderful

but the thing is

I can't I have this appointment not appointment it

it it just this meeting

informal thing that I gotta attend to

no big deal uh huh

so let me guess it's Allison right

yeah you know

it's not bad enough I'm losing both of my babies soon

but now this fiance has to come and take you away

on my last weekend with you

Dante dude

where the fuck have you been man

I've been trying to get a hold of you all day

I know I know

I'm sorry I just

hey Mama did you get a new dress

looking fine is this something oh

it's nothing better not be wearing that for dad

give the old man a heart attack

so did you hear anything about the interview

cause the interview that I had was totally awkward man

yeah I heard they filled the position right

but I just assumed that you got it

what they didn't give you a call

no man

I haven't gotten a call text email

I haven't gotten anything

shit

is everything okay over there huh

yeah totally um yeah

uh huh I just need to call your father really quick

you sure you didn't talk to anyone'cause

the lady that I had an interview with

asked me if I like

just woke up like seriously

like with a snark remark like that it

it it must be something to do with my hair

I just figured you Charles

what the hell your specimen is still in the fridge

you know

they said that you had to deposit a fresh specimen

on site I don't know

like

maybe they're just sending in the

your notice through regular mail or something

regular mail snail mail

you know how long that shit takes

why would anyone communicate like that

that's like sending shit like pigeon toe

you know it takes like

three and a/2 weeks before anyone gets any sort of

letter and then three and a/2 weeks to send it back

dude dude

you gotta calm down all right

what's the worst case scenario

you don't get the job

there's always gonna be more opportunities

that's a pretty big scenario

what do you mean it's not your specimen cup

I know

honey 1 sec

1 sec I'm talking to your father

look well

I mean is it a mirage

am I imagining a specimen cup in the fridge

next to the almond milk

it's just that you you were there with me right

you remember them saying that

you had to deposit it today mom mom

mom hey wait

wait one second no

it's my it's my cum cup I mean

it's my specimen cup what I I don't just Charles

let let me call you back

okay bye

what

it's my it's just a come cup

it's specimen cup it's just whatever

uh huh yeah

it's some big deal wait wait OK

stop acting all weird guys

what the fuck on that note

I'm going to head out see you guys later

you know what at that note

I'm gonna go with him too

no what

no no no

we don't gotta discuss this

are you gonna tell me what your semen was doing

in the fridge

okay so

you know how you and dad are trying to have a baby

through the whole IVF thing

uh huh

well a friend of mine told me that

those same clinics also pay a lot of money for semen

so that cup in the fridge is actually worth 800 bucks

I know 800 bucks can you believe it

wow but is Allison okay with this

no and please

please please do not tell Ali about this seriously

we've been arguing lately about money

and I told her I would do whatever it takes

to make as much extra money as possible

I just didn't tell her

how I would be making that extra money

so if we could just kind of keep it on the I mean

honey if you needed money

no really mom

it's not that big of a deal

it's seriously

it's really anonymous

and most of the semen transfer recipients are

live out of state so

it's not like

we're ever gonna see a little Tyler Nixon

wandering around the valley

or anything seriously

it's not a big deal I mean

you're an adult you know

you can make your own choices

I'm just shocked well

dang I

what can I say I have great a spunk

they can't get enough of it

can you believe it

grade A yeah

you know they made me take an IQ test

turns out that I'm not that big of a dumbass

as my father's been telling me my whole life

my

I don't see men's like in the 99th percentile

what they say high mobility and yada

yada yada

all some other stuff

pretty pretty amazing down there

wow I'm just

I'm just surprised

because I thought all of that was genetic

and your father's semen count is way low

like he's actually on medication to increase it

I really thought that

like all of that had to do with the genetics

you know like the mobility and the

no genetics no

no no no

no dad has a low semen count

because he smokes like a chimney

you know

that was the very first thing that they asked me

is whether or not I smoked or drank

or partied in any sort of way

no that's not true

because your dad quit smoking three

months ago oh yeah I did it

did he really

are you telling me he didn't quit smoking

I'm just I'm not saying anything

I'm just you know

oh my God

tell me sometimes smells like cigarettes in here

tell me he does not still smoke

oh my god

what is his deal is he trying to sabotage me

like we're trying to have a baby here

and he's still smoking

do you know how much of my savings I've put into this

no no

no just calm down

calm down I mean

it's not easy at my age did you know that at 34

a pregnancy is considered geriatric

no no

no me

calm down geriatric

look you just need to calm down

you're fine you're not

I'm not fine Patrick to gymnast whatever

just sit down come here relax

come sit down please

please please

can I get you anything glass of wine

smells like the food's ready

you want some food no

no I need to

I need to get going anyways

I have to go to the clinic

are you meeting dad at the

the Fertility yeah

um well

you know what I'm on my way there too

you want me to give you a ride right

yeah sure

you're so sweet yeah

of course mom

I love you come on

everything's gonna be OK

it is that's gonna get sufficient

you know just things and I

make some extra money

hey yeah come in

hey

how's it going good

what's up not much

so how was um

your specimen I knocked another one out of the park

second time this week

they even want me to come back next Monday

wow yeah

I know at this rate

I'll be able to buy Allison

that car that she's always been wanting

oh you're so

so sweet yeah

you're such a good boy Tyler

or I should say man

you're all grown up now

pretty soon you'll be having kids of your own

no no no

no kids and plus

even though I'm all grown up

I'm always gonna be a mama's boy oh

I should be asking you though

uh how did your appointment go

um you didn't run into your father

did you no

okay good

so I'll just tell him just as we discussed

that you drop me off yeah

good please

cause

the less people that know that I'm a sperm dispenser

the better uh huh

so my transfer is set for Monday

but it's not really looking so good

it's kind of his lowest sample yet

it's terrible I know

even the doctor felt bad for me

he did suggest that we could use a donor

but your father was completely against the idea

well just to make sure you don't get my sample

uh my nickname there is as Muncher

so just a heads up a s muncher

yeah ass muncher

really Tyler

oh my God come on

oh my God you are too much

you're gonna make me wake up your father

well uh

I don't know would it really be so bad if uh

you use my sample

well you know

I would love nothing more but

but dad you know

he doesn't have to know though what

no besides it

it wouldn't work anyways

I've already used all of our savings on this last round

do you know there's a

other ways that we can you know

proceed with the transfer

you know what I'm sorry

I'm sorry overboard

forget I even said anything seriously

just forget

forgive me I mean

it could work it could work

you have the appointment scheduled for tomorrow right

for Monday yeah

your dad wouldn't know

he would think it was his

he would

yeah but the sex part

I mean

do you really wanna have sex with your stepmother mom

are you kidding me you're the most beautiful woman ever

what man with a pulse wouldn't wanna have sex with you

but Allison

who I I mean yeah

Allison uh

she doesn't have to know you get plus

consider this not like sex

consider this a gift

powerful gift of life with my bountiful sperm

bountiful sperm yes very intelligent

stirring athletic all you

Mommy

oh God

you want mommy's tits I don't want

you want mommy's tits

oh my God oh

you're doing it so good

oh my God

yes ah

I guess suck Mommy's teeth

suck Mommy's teeth just

like that

ah

oh my God you're so strong

young man oh my God

oh my God

oh my God you're so strong

do you want mommy to suck it

oh my God yes please

you wanna show mommy's mouth

oh my God this is so wrong

oh my God

oh my God mom that is so fucking good

oh my God oh yeah

mommy loves this nice and cold

oh my God

you're so passionate

hmm speak mommy

yes

hmm

ah oh fuck

hmm what do you want

hmm oh

I'm gonna make it for you once

oh my gosh

oh my God please put this back in

oh good Lord

oh fuck

oh my God fuck

oh my God

it needs big pants full of cum

oh my God you're so fucking big

oh my God come here

oh yes

speak Mommy honey

speak Mommy's ass honey

yes oh fuck yes

ah oh

that was so good

oh my God

oh my God that is so fuck

oh my God that's so good

can you do something for me

I want to fuck those tits

first you have to taste mommy's pussy

yeah and then you can fuck me yeah come here

oh my God

oh God

oh honey

yes honey

yes oh God

oh

yes just like that honey

oh

oh yes

oh my God oh

yes

oh my God yes

please with it just like that please oh

oh oh

oh my God yes

put it all in your mouth honey

put mommy's pussy in your mouth baby yes

oh my God

that's so good baby

you're doing such a good job honey

you're doing such a good job on mommy's pussy

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

my God oh yes

oh yes

oh

put your fingers in mommy's pussy

yes put your fingers in mommy's pussy

oh my God

yes

ah ah

yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh shit fuck

oh oh shit

oh my God

oh God

it's so hot oh

my God I can't breathe

oh

my God

oh my gosh yes

oh fuck

oh it's so good honey

oh it's so good

oh yes

you're playing with mommy's pussy so good

oh

oh yes

oh

yes

oh my God

oh my God

you have fuck mommy's teeth

oh you have

fuck mommy's teeth oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my gosh

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck you

oh my God

oh my God yes

oh my God

throbbing for mommy yeah

oh my God he's so fucking hot

oh my God

his throat feels so fucking good

oh

oh my God

I wanna fuck you so bad you wanna

you wanna turn around oh

my God it's so wrong

oh my God

oh my God

oh yeah

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my

God oh my God

oh

my God

oh my God

oh my God

please give it to me

oh my God

I promise I won't do it again OK

ah

give it to mommy please

oh my God

oh God

ah

oh shit

oh my God

I feel so fucking good you know

mommy's pussy feel good yeah

oh my God

oh my God

I'm a good strong boy yes

fuck I feel so good in mommy's pussy

ah ah

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

yes oh

my God yes yes

oh my God

yes

oh fuck

oh my God

you're gonna feel so good baby

oh fuck

oh oh God

can I help you

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

oh my God oh

I feel so good Mommy's pussy feels so good

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh

oh yeah

oh my God

please don't stop fucking mommy's pussy

oh God

oh mommy's so proud of that coffee

yes yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

oh yeah

oh

oh my God

fuck oh

my God

oh fuck mommy please

oh my God

you're gonna make mommy come and get me

oh my God

please don't stop oh fuck

oh my God

mommy come oh fuck

Mommy's coming baby

Mommy's

oh oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh

oh my God

just like that oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

yes just like that

yes oh fuck

oh baby

oh my God

it feels so good

oh my God

how strong I am boy

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

yes oh yes

oh my God baby yeah

oh fuck yeah

oh that's so good

oh that's so good

oh

oh fuck

oh oh fuck

oh yes

oh honey yes

oh my God

oh fuck

you're so

oh OK let me check it out

it's my turn now

oh my God

yeah that is so

oh my God

that is so fucking good

oh my God

oh yeah

yeah put that

look at me

oh my God

oh my God

that's so slow man

oh my God

oh my God

that's so good

oh my God

oh God yes

please mommy

don't do this oh God

ah ah

oh my God

that is fucking so good oh

my fucking mommy to ride

oh my fucking mommy's car

like when mommy grinds on it

oh my God

you pussy grips my cock so fucking good ah

oh God

I think I'm stuck oh

my God oh

my God oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

mommy's titties oh

my God that's so fucking nice

oh

my God

oh my God

what's that what's that

oh fuck

yes yes

oh my God

oh that's so

good

oh

fuck

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh yeah

please mommy

I'm so hungry oh yeah

oh you're such a good boy

such a good boy oh

my God oh God

oh oh

you're such oh

so good oh God it feels so good

yes oh yes

oh God yes

oh

yes

oh God

it feels so good yes

oh

my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

yes yes yes

oh my God

it feels so fucking good

like mommy bouncing on that thick baby

yeah it feels so fucking good

oh my God

oh my God yeah

call me mommy honey

yes yes what

yes tell me

tell Mommy your pussy feels good

oh your pussy feels so fucking good

it's gonna make me come

yes yeah

oh my God

yes please come

on Mommy's pussy come inside mommy please

oh my God

come inside mommy please

please come inside mommy oh

oh shit

oh oh yes

oh

oh my God oh baby

oh my God

oh God

oh oh

oh my God it's so warm

oh God

oh my God

oh

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God mommy

oh my God it's so messy

oh did you make a mess of mommy's pussy

oh my God

oh God

oh

oh oh

oh baby

you're so hard yeah

oh my God

that young cock is so good

oh my God

you're so hard yeah come here

oh my God

you like mommy's pussy oh

my God oh my God

oh god

oh it's wet

it's slippery now you can't even stand up

oh yes

oh yes

oh my God

oh yeah

oh that's so hard

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my

God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh

my God oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

my God oh fuck

oh will you spread it for me

yeah mmm hmm

oh

oh my God

oh honey

oh it's so good

oh it's so good

oh Mommy's clip

oh fuck

yes you are

oh gosh

oh yeah

just let's just talk it out

oh God

oh my God

ah ah

fuck

ah ah

ah

fuck mommy oh

my God oh God

ah ah

ah ah

fuck just fuck

oh my God

oh fuck

oh my God

oh my God

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oh

my

God

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh my God

oh fuck

oh fuck

so cute just like that

oh my God baby

oh my God

you're so much better than your father

fuck you oh

you're such a good boy

oh

oh my God

oh

oh

oh oh my God

oh

oh oh

my God

oh my God

oh my

God

oh my God

oh my God

fuck yes

ah ah

fuck

oh goodness

oh

God

oh God

oh good

you fuck mommy just

yes yes

oh fuck you

oh my God

ah ah

oh my God yes

oh oh fuck

oh fuck yes

oh my God baby

look what we're supposed to use

oh my fucking God

you

oh oh God

you're so good with me oh

my God you're so sick to you

oh oh

oh fuck oh

oh yeah

oh fuck

oh God yes

yes oh

my God oh

oh fuck oh fuck

oh my God

baby yes

oh my God

yes yes

oh my God

oh fuck oh

please don't say anything

don't say anything my mommy's busy

oh my God

oh oh

fuck Mommy

come here oh

my God

ah ah

fuck Mommy's gonna come here

oh my God ah ah ah

ah

fuck ah

ah ah

fuck yes

ah

ah

oh my God yeah

you want me to come for you

oh God

can you come for me oh

my God squeeze those tits together

oh my God

you wanna come

with me yeah

oh my God

oh Nina baby

oh come on come on

oh fuck

oh fuck you

you like mommy's pussy baby

you like mommy's pussy baby

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

come for mommy come for mommy

oh please oh my God

oh oh my God

oh oh my God so much

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God thank you

mommy so much come

oh fuck

oh oh God

what are you doing I just

I wanna make sure it really

you know

gets in there gets in there right yeah yeah

maybe if I'd like shake

you know we could always do it again to ensure that it

it works

alright well

I should probably get going

yeah right

of course uh

and and again

this is just you know

between us you

you'll use my dad's specimen for

you know at the clinic yeah

don't worry he won't find out okay right

he won't find out alright good luck