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Okay, Mr. Corvus, it looks like all your payment information checks out.

Awesome, great. Are you ready to go?

Sweet, I'm excited.

A lot of friends have done this and they said it's pretty great, so I'm looking

forward to it. It'll be fun.

Well, just relax and we'll take good care of you. Yeah, great.

So... Here, I'll take you. You come back here with me. Oh, you'll take me with

you? Yep. Alright.

This is Kate.

This is Mr. Corvus.

She's going to take good care of you.

Okay, you're not...

Nope, just you guys.

Okay, yeah. It's your first time?

Yep.

First time in here.

Well, I promise it'll be lots of fun.

Awesome.

Well first we are going to take you in the shower and just cleanse you.

Give you a little wash.

Does that warm up?

Yeah.

Can you

feel

it? Yeah.

Um, I'm so sorry.

I'm going to be right back when you go to the phone call, okay? Okay, well,

uh... I'm so sorry.

Sorry,

she'll be right back when you're ready.

Okay, well, what do I just, like, stay here?

Um, yeah, you know, I'm sure it'll be just a really quick phone call.

Well, I mean, I'm already here. Like, I mean, let her do her thing, and why

don't you just do it?

Um... You work here, right?

That's so funny, right?

I mean, yeah.

Okay, you're done.

You can sit up, right?

Yeah.

Are you getting ready to go?

Yes, I am.

So aren't you supposed to, you know, get your clothes on and stuff?

I know, but, you know, I'm the secretary. If I

go answer the door without my clothes on, I can't do that.

Well, I wouldn't mind if you answered the door.

Well, you know, I got to stay professional, so just better to keep my

than nothing.

Yeah, all right.

Well, I mean... She's been out there for a while,

it's... Come

here.

You ruined

the full fucking experience.

Oh, fuck.

You

want

me to have the full experience now? Go ahead, you can have it.

Open that fucking asshole. Open it. Pull it open.

Oh.

Okay, do you want me to go to the front desk to see if anybody needs me or?

You know what?

How about you just stay?

Yeah, I mean, you're already... Do I have to pay more for two or is it... No,

was my fault. I got the phone call. I had to walk out. All right.

How do you like it? It's fucking nice.

Make sure you get in on every part.

Oh, that's funny.

We can just roll over each other.

Hey, can I try that?

Of course.

Yeah, just come right over here.

You need to feel so fucking good.

Why don't you open your hand?

I love

this posture.

um

You should be back in a while.

Right?

Oh shit.

Are you ready for the next part?

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

That's very nice.

Stop.

Yes,

yes.

Oh my God.

This fuckin' song.

Deep as you can.

Yes, I love something like that. It was so good.

Oh, he loves it so much. I feel excited. He feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Would you like to make another appointment?

Yeah.

I'll go check the book.

It's open for next week.

Well, thank you for coming in for your appointment today.

I'm looking forward to helping you work out some kinks.

As you know, there will be a $200 fee for this appointment.

You want me to give that to you now? Yeah, that would be great.

And I did wear, thank you, I did wear what you requested on your robe.

Yeah, so that should be no issue. I don't want you to be embarrassed. I do

some requests.

Yeah, I was a little shy about that.

Well, no worries. No need to be shy. If you'd like, we can head this way and get

started. Cool.

Right here, yeah.

And I'll just give you a little show of what I wore.

Yeah? Make sure you're okay with it.

Oh, my God.

That is perfect.

Thank you.

Now, I'll just...

I'm gonna go right over here.

Thank you

Are you ready for the next one?

You feel nice?

It's a little cold.

What is this stuff?

It's just nice to see you need treatment.

I like to use.

It's going to take away all your stress.

It was great.

Can you just feel it working or not working?

Yeah, it feels good.

Now we're going to turn you over.

Yeah?

My mom's up really quick.

Thank you.

Ugh.

Come on.

Thank you.

So basically if you just want to get undressed and then lay flat down

on the mattress, I'll go grab the oil and then I will get undressed and how we

sort of do this is I'll use my body to massage the oil into your skin.

Wow. Sounds great. Yeah. So if you're just going to get in bed, I'll be right

back. All right. Thanks. Thank you.

I am.

I really needed this. Yeah.

So how

long have you been doing this?

About four years now.

You must be really experienced.

Just a little.

I can't believe you've never had one before. They're really good for your

Oh, really?

They still look so nice. I'm surprised you haven't had them. Oh, thank you.

That really does feel good. Yeah.

So what is all in this stuff?

It's just sort of like seaweed and natural oils for your skin.

It feels really good. It's just kind of like a tingly, weird feeling.

Yeah. I don't know how to explain it.

Yep, it's all pretty natural for the most part.

I'm glad it's working.

Yeah, I'm definitely relaxed.

Good.

Good, good.

Thank you.

So is yours.

Hmm.

How does that feel?

It feels really, really good.

Good. Like, really, really good.

You need to relax.

Thank you.

I'm a little embarrassed.

I mean, this is feeling really, really good and I'm totally straight.

Don't worry, I'm not gay.

I'm sorry.

No, it's fine.

It feels good.

I mean, I'm not a lesbian or anything, but it feels really good.

Yeah, I think you're right. Something's sort of different about this massage.

Yeah?

um um

I'm so sorry. I'm not kidding.

Don't worry about it. I don't mind.

So

do

you do the same thing when I'm flipped over?

Yeah.

I'm sort of getting turned around looking at you.

Yeah.

I hope that doesn't sound weird, but... Do you mind maybe doing that a little

bit lower?

Yeah.

No,

I'm not gay.

Neither am I. Totally straight. Yeah, me too.

Your pussy tastes good actually.

I've never done this before.

Me neither.

No? No.

It's hard to believe this is your birthday.

Am I that good? Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm not sure you've never done this either.

I promise.

But I hope I'm doing okay.

Yeah, I got in here first.

Yeah.

Thank you.

How did you know about this position?

I mean, I'm just going with what feels good. Yeah.

I was surprised. That was great.

Yeah. Yeah.

All over your huge tits.

I'm going to cry. at the same time.

Aww.

Why are you being such a mess?

I'll pick it up after that.

Really?

Nehru mythos?

Calling them right now.

Yes, hi.

Is this New Room Massage?

I have a question about a client that you may have there.

Aaron Wilcox?

He's coming in today.

Really?

Well, thanks for that information that you probably shouldn't have given me.

Oh, hi. Are you the new girl?

This is perfect timing. Okay, yes, because our next client is a huge

the towels and robes are right over there if you want to get ready, and I'll

everything else ready for you in the other room. Okay?

Perfect. That's perfect. All right.

What are you doing?

Rachel, what the fuck are you doing here?

Steve, what are you doing?

I'm getting a massage. It's a massage parlor. What the fuck are you doing

Do you work here?

No, it's not what it looks like.

I promise.

It sure looks like that. Oh, I know, I know. I tricked the front desk a little.

Anyways, Aaron, I think, comes here.

Yeah, he's been coming here for a couple years.

That's actually why I'm here. I've been stealing his membership. I knew he was

cheating on me.

I don't know if he's cheating on you. Look, I haven't talked to him. Where is

right now? I have no fucking idea. I haven't talked to him in like a year. I

hate the fucking guy.

So I have no idea where he is.

Is he cheating on me? He's been making me think I'm crazy.

No. I think you're a little crazy.

I'm not crazy.

I have an idea.

Why don't you give me a massage to get back at him? I fucking hate his guts, so

I really don't give a fuck, and you're hot, so... Well, I've never given him a

massage. It's okay.

We'll wing it. Fuck it. Come on. Let's go.

I'm on.

All right. Okay.

All right.

All right. Here we are.

Oh, sorry. There's a process.

Get naked.

Then, yeah. Naked? Yeah, naked. Completely naked.

Look, if you're going to do the Nuru thing, you've got to do the Nuru thing.

came here for a massage.

I don't know what that is.

Okay, well, I'm going to walk you through it. So, you're going to take

clothes off. Then, we're going to get in the shower.

You're going to bathe me. Make sure I'm clean.

Then, we come over to the bath.

A little bit of the same thing.

Okay. And then, the finale is we have an inflatable air mattress here with the

Nuru gel.

That's what goes on here?

This is what your husband does. Why doesn't he do it at home?

I have no idea.

Don't really care. But I came here for a massage and you need a little

redemption. So, get naked.

You know what? You're right.

Thank you. Finally.

Someone sees in my way.

Okay. Don't look.

Yeah. I promise I won't.

Like this.

Frog panties too?

Yes. I'm absolutely sure.

I might look a little.

You're going to look a lot.

What? It is too.

Shower. I can't believe I did it with my husband's brother.

Yes, I can. Yes, I can. There we go.

Shy. Okay.

See the soapy? Yes.

Basically.

Okay. Ladder me up.

You've done it.

I can't wait to hear about this place.

You might have a career here later.

And you do here.

Technically you're here too, so...

And then next, we get to grow the tub.

I mean, it's part of the process.

It looks just like my husband's.

Then you see, you know exactly what to do with it. I don't even feel bad now.

Goodbye.

What you need to do is you need to take

all of that, all of that, put it all over me, all over you, and you use your

body as the massage instrument.

Okay You've been doing great Okay,

oh my gosh Fuck

you keep

popping up

Biodegradable.

Oh my god.

Are you sure about this?

Your husband is. He comes in all the time. Remember?

Are you sure about this? Thanks.

Ugh, this stuff is crazy.

It's fun. You'll see.

Wow.

Oh my goodness.

That is fun too.

Okay. You ready? It's kind of chilly.

I'm ready.

That feels so cool.

That's a new room.

Crazy!

This is fun. This is fun.

Whee!

How much did the girls make here?

Uh, like a couple hundred bucks.

Does it do you good?

Yeah, but I'm not paying you, though.

Yes, you are.

Maybe not the cat.

Heyo!

who's enjoying it more.

Slow down.

How do you like, passionate?

Passionate.

You know what I think?

You know what?

You know who does know?

Your husband.

You're doing it with all the girls.

They all do this?

Good afternoon.

Oh my god.

Good.

Fuck you, right? Yeah.

Yeah, no, no. Fuck you. Fuck you. I know.

I don't mind helping you a little bit. Oh, fuck!

What the... Oh, shit!

This is... You ruined my shirt!

Well, thanks for helping me try to get ready for my next client.

I mean, how could I be getting a massage? You don't have a boyfriend, for

Christ's sake.

Because this shit is messy, right?

Yeah, I know.

Well, if you can get this shit out of your shirt, I will give you one of these

newer massages.

Really? And I'll also let you fuck my ass.

What? You serious?

Yep. Better get to work.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

You're never gonna tell the different.

Ta -da!

Are you serious?

I'm clean, right?

What the hell?

What? It's been like 20 minutes.

I got it done. Speak of what my mum told me.

Hair dryer.

I can never get that shit out.

Oh, you see. You didn't ask me. If you asked me, then you asked me. Look, same

shirt, same name.

See that?

Mm -hmm.

So, you're going to pay up?

Come on, you promised. Don't mean that I did my part.

Fine.

So I get anal tip and a massage?

I guess.

Am I lucky?

Alright, what do you want me to do?

Well... Are you going to take off my clean shirt now? All this time I've got

work it out and get it perfect. Yeah, your clean shirt.

Maybe a new shirt.

I'll have to get my shoes off then.

What's this?

I know you have.

So eager.

Are you done?

Yep, I'm done.

That wasn't a big concussion.

It's a little chilly.

Yeah, it is a little.

Oh, that.

That's pretty cool.

I hope I'm getting my schedule back.

Of course you are. It's good.

This is pretty riddle.

Yeah.

It's really messy.

It's

good.

I'm going to resolve it.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to

do.

You feel so good right now.

That was real slippery.

I feel so good though.

Get that extra special massage today.

Oh, yeah, I hope so.

Oh, God,

I love that.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

That gooey hand job. Oh, God, yeah.

That's so good.

Oh my gosh.

ho ho ho

Oh, I'm so proud of you. Give me a hand on that pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, Jess.

Oh, fuck about that ass that you promised me, huh?

Don't get used to it.

Oh shit.

It was falling off.

Come back here.

Let's try that again.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh my God.

You haven't told me how sticky this is.

Hold on to me.

Fuck you.

Give me both your hands.

Give me both your hands.

Here we go.

Are you ready?

Back in, back in.

That's it.

Lean back to me.

What are you going to do to me?

Are you going to taste it? Oh, you are dirty. I love it.

Oh.

You're sexy as fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

There's some more fucking.

Oh, God.

I have to let you fuck me more with this. Fuck you will.

Fucking

so

wet.

Oh my god, yes you are.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

So that's why we do it today.

Oh shit.

Alright, whatever.

You just let me fuck your ass.

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