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Hello? Hello?

Cousin?

Oh,

hey.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Well, you work here?

Yeah, yeah.

Going to tell the family next week.

Well, I'm here for my fraternity reunion.

Awesome. And remember how I used to be the one that always got out of all the

pranks? Yeah. Well, of course now they're putting me up for this, and this

one of the pranks that I have to complete.

Did they know that your cousin worked here?

They failed to notify me of that, no.

A little weird, but okay.

Awkward. Yeah.

Like, wait, hold on.

They put you up to do a prank to get a massage.

Like, you realize I'm the only person here right now, right? And I'm your

cousin.

I'm sure we can figure something out, you know, kind of.

I'm the only person here and I'm your cousin.

Like, those two, that's not going to work.

Oh, my God.

I cannot touch you. Like, I'm your cousin.

You're only my step -cousin. It's a little different.

But I need to get this. This has to be done. It has to be confirmed. Otherwise,

like, I'm going to be the laughingstock with my brothers.

Well, all I know is you better pay me, devil, because I just am never going to

be able to burn this memory from my mind.

Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry. Don't tell anybody. Don't tell anybody. All

right? Anybody.

Including our family. Nobody.

It's been a while since I've seen you.

Yeah.

Wow. So we're just, like, supposed to pretend like I don't know you and...

Yeah. Like, I have to wait. I have to wait.

I have to do the whole thing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We'll figure this out. We'll figure this out. I know this is really awkward for

you and for me, but, yeah, I have to get this done. I do feel bad that you're

kind of made fun of.

Oh, will you stop it?

Okay. Let's just go. Let's get this done with. All right, cool. Come on. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on, follow me.

Are you supposed to hold my hand?

I mean... There's exceptions to every rule.

Look, I paid. I'm paying for it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So usually what I do

I take off my clothes first.

So I guess I'll start right in there.

You always pretend to not enjoy this. Thank you.

All right. Like I said, we're only step cousins.

I'm sorry. I forgot that.

Wait till I tell my friends this.

Awesome. So usually I take off the guy's clothes. You know, why don't you do it

yourself?

Yeah. You're my cousin.

No, I have to do... Whatever.

Just come on. Come on. You're making a bigger deal out of it than it is.

If I didn't show up, it wouldn't be a deal at all.

I felt.

Okay.

Okay.

I want you to take your shoes off.

Yeah.

You probably weren't expecting me today, huh?

Or any day, but yeah, especially today.

All right.

Now what do we do?

Just put your clothes either just behind you. That works as well.

All right. You want to follow me in the shower?

Absolutely. All right. You want to hold my hand like you wanted to before?

Hey, I just want to get this over with too.

Oh, I'm so compelled.

So, I'll try to make this as an awkward pause. Yeah. Oh.

means that if

Yeah, I think I need that.

I'm sure I will.

You're so good at this.

Yeah, how would you unless it came to me first?

Yeah, that's right. Almost forgot.

Speaking of me, speaking of me getting touched.

Come on, you already played with it.

Or cleaned it.

Come on.

That's just a me thing.

This is great.

Awesome.

I'm glad you enjoyed this.

Yeah,

get into it.

I'm doing my best.

Look, you know, I know what you do here.

You're, like, making it a big deal. You do it for all the other guys.

I mean... You're not every other guy. You're my... I mean...

Come on, I told you.

Come on.

Tell them someone else.

I'd have to close my eyes.

Come on.

I have to at least tell them I did it.

I should have just went to a regular massage place.

They have my fraternity brothers.

Oh, don't worry. I won't say anything about you being my cousin. I'll just

massage for her or whatever.

I won't say your name.

As long as they're not your cousin, I'll take anything.

Oh, come on, come on.

Sure.

I feel like a god or something.

The royal treatment, huh?

Yeah.

That's different yeah Wow

You

think

I can

I don't think you ever were not relaxed over the office.

I am now.

I hope you are.

I could get used to this.

Don't get too comfortable.

The process.

Literally not figured yet. Or,

never mind.

Alright, so I'm going to alarm you.

I don't think anything else could alarm me more than this.

Are you putting that on too?

No, yeah.

Oh, all right.

All right.

Yeah. Yeah.

What's up?

Thank you.

Whoa. Mmm.

Oh, wow.

Getting a little comfy, aren't you?

I'm sorry.

I'm just visualizing.

Oh,

it's just so good.

You think that, like, at least put your, like, tits on my dick or something?

I mean, I'm just really excited. Come on.

I mean,

it's just something.

I played with that at Luke's.

No, it's not a parable. It could be.

This is a pretty nice looking cup.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're a little twister.

No, I just thought it was like a startled reflex.

Yeah, I got a little flipped.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

It's all right.

I just want it in my mouth, don't you?

Oh, come on.

Don't make me say it.

Why do you stop?

Why do you stop?

You must really like that. Am I really turned on?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but I'm your cousin.

And?

Who cares?

I've always wanted to do things to you.

Oh, wow.

I've already gone this far.

No turning back now, right?

Oh, yeah.

What else do you do with the guys that you normally don't know?

Oh. Oh.

I'm so excited to play with them.

Really?

Yeah. Well, I mean... What?

I mean... Oh, wow. That must be lucky.

That must be good for those guys.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Is that what I think happened?

I'm sorry. I just got startled again.

Me too.

Should I stop?

I mean,

it's so weird, but it's so neat in there.

Oh, gosh.

I didn't mean to do that. That was like a startled reflex again.

It's not so bad.

It's not so bad as long as I forget that you're my husband.

Good cat.

I can't believe I'm fucking my cousin.

I'm trying to not remember that you're my cousin. You cannot talk about that.

I'm not, and neither should you. Just enjoy it.

Yeah.

All right.

I'll try and enjoy it. I'm just not going to get my cousin.

All right.

It's so fucking good.

It's really good.

What? I don't know.

What? I don't want to look at you anymore. Oh, oh.

I just want to, like... Well, that's okay. I may not make eye contact. I'm

looking around. That's okay. Yeah, yeah.

That's fine.

It's very slippery

Much better.

Yeah? Huh.

Do you want to come in?

Yeah? Yeah?

Here.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Wow, that was amazing.

I'm glad that I was able to do that.

Didn't I see you again?

Are you fucking out of your mind? Well, it doesn't have to be here.

Oh, my God. I have feelings for you. No, no.

Do not ever come back here again. You need to go see a doctor. You are fucking

out of your mind.

I got to go call my fraternity brothers. This is awesome.