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Stay still now.

I'll pull back out. - Okay.

A little bit more.

Wow! - Difficult?

Yes. Wait, I'm going now

Wait, I have.. - Do you have it?

Yes. Now.

Thanks.

Careful, the driveway. - Wait, I have to change my grip.

So…

Do I have everything?

I have the presents for mom, the note with the speech

Ah, wait. Hang on. Moment, Moment, Moment.

I just have to look where my phone is.

Ah yes, it's there.

Can I turn around? I think it's better this way.

Is it okay? - Yes, it's okay.

I'm going again? - Yes.

I have a DVD box set about Bertha von Suttner for your mother.

And flowers. - Great.

And for my sister?

Champagne macarons from the little pastry chef.

Uh, that's no good. - Why?

Because she doesn't eat anything sweet. - Great.

Careful.

Well, it's her birthday.

So, wait a minute!

You know what? I can give her the flowers.

Which flowers?

The ones I actually wanted to give to your mother.

Right. And for my mother - I have the DVDs.

That's perfect. I'm giving her a DVD player.

I know.

That's why I have the DVDs. - Right.

Are you nervous? - Nope.

Do you have the car keys? - They're in the car.

Ah, the busy furniture movers are already here!

Hello Hello.

It's okay? we're very late. - Really?

You must be Patricia. - Correct.

Nice to meet you. - You're Wolfi.

Yes, Wolfi. - Nice to meet you.

Just around the corner, please.

There, that fits.

It's already 11:13. We wanted to leave at ten.

I don't have time. - Hello Kathi.

Paula!

Look, Dad! I can do it really well.

We still need to practice braking. - Hello Paula.

You can also ride. It goes up to 100 kilos.

That'll work out.

Kathi said that grandma will die soon.

Really? Why would you say that?

Paula wanted to know why everyone was going there.

And I said:

Because grandma is already ancient.

And you never know.

Yes, you never know.

But today we're just celebrating Grandma's birthday.

Tell me, why do you actually want to get rid of this monster?

We only need one, and mine can make ice cream.

Funny. Everything that Hubert no longer needs, I get.

The woman, the refrigerator

I'm excited to see what comes next.

My apartment would be free now.

Would you like a coffee? - No, thanks. We'll keep moving.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi. - Hi.

You look tired. Been partying for a long time?

No, working.

Oh, you poor thing.

Uh, that's not exactly

the best place for a refrigerator.

It's quite heavy. - Yes.

Then we'll move it later. - Oh, leave it there.

Soon you won't notice it anymore. You like it full anyway.

I'll do that in the evening.

Well, I think you still know the way, right?

We'll head off.

I feel kind of sick today.

I'm really sorry, but I don't think I can drive.

So shall we stay there? - No.

He can't drive? - Wolfie doesn't have a driving licence.

Are there others like that?

Yes, such people still exist.

There will be more of this in the future.

Our resources are limited.

Yes, but at the moment it is a bit inconvenient.

Should I drive?

Well, we're going ahead.

Helga, I was looking forward to the trip,

But if there's a problem, Luki and I will stay here.

I certainly won't go without you.

I want to show off my handsome new boyfriend.

OK, we'll go ahead anyway. We have some things to discuss.

What else is there to discuss?

Do we drive or do we not drive?

What do we need to discuss?

Well, if there's no other way,

do we all have to travel together?

In ours?

In ours?

This is no longer yours. This is mine now.

In yours, exactly.

That's a good idea. All together.

It also makes ecological sense.

Do you have something to drink? Yes.

The storage is already full and the camera sucks.

Oh, and how much does the better one cost?

400.

400?!

'Excuse me, could I sit in the front?

I'll might vomit in the back.

That's okay, right? - Yes, of course.

Thanks.

Thanks, I'll bring him back the day after tomorrow.

That's nice.

That's much better, thank you very much.

Ah, partner swap, very good. This is my Luki.

Ah, another one. Very pleased.

Hello. - Hello, Luki.

Hello.

Luki, my brother!

Can I sit there? - Yes.

Luki! How are you, little warrior?

You know each other? - Yes, from Christmas.

That was nice last year for Christmas.

Everyone under the Christmas tree. It's a shame you had other plans.

I was busy?

Kathi, would you like to sit down too?

Yes, but maybe it will work out this year.

We'll see.

Hot off the press. Do you like it?

Very unique

Who is this?

This is my teacher band, Evil Educators.

Cool.

It's even better live.

I woke up this morning

Maybe Hubert can do an article about us sometime.

I am a presenter with my own show.

I don't make any posts. - Oh, really?

I never watch TV.

But maybe Patricia.

Didn't you want to do something about alternative schools?

I think it fits perfectly.

Are you in television now? -Yes, always have been.

Really? - Don't you talk to each other?

Slow down! - Sorry.

I thought this sticky dash would hold everything together.

How much longer?

20 minutes.

At least 30, if not longer.

My God, Luki! Are you feeling sick? - It looks like it.

You poor thing!

You vomit every time you get in the car. Maybe don't eat anything beforehand!

Is that important?!

What is the red stuff?

Can't you say something? I'll notice that beforehand.

He didn't do it on purpose.

You'll get the drops later.

Can you please stop?

Do you want to clean that? Don't let it dry out?

Stop! - Where should I stop?

You know, a thief stole my scooter.

Yes I know.

And then mom said,

I should ask for a new one for my birthday.

If I want to smoke again, you'll puke again, right?

And then dad...

Everything ok?

A toast to us and to this life.

Here's to the moment that always stays.

Patricia, look, that's where I went to high school.

School speaker and editor-in-chief of the school newspaper.

We really gave the teachers a hard time.

Aha.

Shit. - For God's sake, what's going on?

Is there a tooth fairy in Graz?

Please be quiet now.

Hello. - The son.

She'll feel better soon. - What's this about my mother?

Little fainting spell because of the weather.

She should drink a lot. - Good.

Make sure she doesn't get upset.

May I?

What? - My wife is a fan of yours.

Hello! - Finally!

The doctor was just here.

I thought I wouldn't live to see you.

Mom! - Bertie.

What are you up to?

So this is what you really look like.

I only see you on TV these days.

How are you?

Good to go.

You have to take it easy, Mom! -yes, yes.

Sonja, look, that's Hubert.

Sonja.

We always watch you with Mom on TV.

But in reality you look different.

Older probably. -yes

Mom, come on in.

Yes, but don't upset grandma!

- Yes, Paula! Hi. Hello, Grandma!

I have my scooter with me and my tooth fell out.

But you're still pretty. - Hello, Grandma.

Look at that! You've grown!

And the pants have shrunk.

Traude, hello. - Hello.

Mommy vomited and so did Luke.

Aha. 'Good Day', they say, right?

Good Day, Good Day, Good Day, Good Day.

Marianne, hello.

Yes. It's Helga!

Yes, now you're having another child?

At this age?

Yes, I'll be honest! Well, I'll be honest!

Yes, Hubert, Helga! Yes, why doesn't anyone tell me anything?

Do you want to let me die stupid?

Didn't Hubert tell you anything?

Nothing!

But it shows that you still love each other.

Um, we wanted the...

Yes, no, that is a surprise!

But, I would still like to know,

if I ever become a grandmother again.

Mom, um - well, I'll take a look!

Come sit here next to me. Yes, why doesn't anyone tell me?

Um, mom, it's like this - but I'm happy!

Hey, Mom, it's like this - I'm happy.

And who else did you bring with you?

That's...

Mom, this is Patricia.

And this is Wolfi. - Hello. Wolfi.

Two very lovely people.

And how do you fit in?

Wolfi is from Helga

The brother.

You didn't even say the brother was coming either.

I didn't know that. - You didn't even tell me.

I didn't know you had a brother, Helga.

Uh, I almost forgot. Sorry.

You are the brother.

And you are his wife.

The, the, the Patricia

Patricia is my sister-in-law.

Yeah, and...

Then I would say: We are very pleased

that we finally get to know each other.

So once again: Wolfi. - Hi, Traude.

Wolfi.

Hello. - Hello.

Traude.

Hello. - I'm very pleased to meet you.

Hello. A very beautiful dress.

Thanks, it's new.

A bit like a funeral.

Hello.

But you were not at the wedding

of Hubert and Helga.

No, we were in Australia. We lived there.

Wow, Australia! - Yes.

A long time, ten years.

Funny, one might think you are from Styria.

Yes, that's right.

You know, I'm like a chameleon.

I adapt instantly to anything.

In Australia I was considered an Aborigine.

I feel the same way whenever I am somewhere.

Oh, and this is Luki. He's a bit shy.

Yes, hello.

He'll only say hello if it really comes from him.

Aha.

Mom, would you like to take your pill now?

Not now. - But right after, oaky?

Mama

You look good.

No, what a surprise!

Oh, I forgot that Helga has a brother!

Being old is not only beautiful.

I'll show Patricia the house briefly.

And then he's gone again.

You know, I always forget things. It has nothing to do with age.

Phew, Wolfi talked such nonsense.

Now we have to join in. - Wolfi!

She doesn't even know I exist.

Yes. I wanted to introduce you today, right?

You said she was looking forward to meeting me.

These are exactly the things

I wanted to discuss with you in the car, you understand?

Sorry,

Traude doesn't like people smoking in the house.

You're completely crazy. - There was always something...

First the separation, then I moved out,

Then I looked for an apartment, my dad died.

And 100 percent at work the whole time .

It was just too much.

what happens now? - Please play along, that would be nice.

Why should I do that?

Do it for her.

Then she will forever believe that I am your sister-in-law.

She is old, she will die soon.

So we should lie to them, or what?

She may die later,

if we don't shock her.

We're pretending that you are together again.

Exactly, this is a birthday surprise for grandma.

Smoking is unhealthy, I learned in science class.

Yep.

Why didn't you tell her we were separated?

It's been two years.

Because it didn't fit.

And today, yes?

Yes, today.

We all come, she meets Patricia,

sees that you already have someone else, that you are doing well.

It's hurtful when you hide me.

He hasn't told me about you in a long time either.

Wolfi, can you please stop?

Well, you are Aunt Patricia and you are Uncle Wolfi.

Did I understand that correctly?

Dad?

Do I have to call her mommy? - No, Luki. Call Patricia.

There are many children who call their parents by their first name.

I'm so hungry, Dad!

Traude, my sister, cooks really well.

Well, thank you very much for the invitation.

You’re really doing this, huh? You’re all nuts!

Kathi, Kathi, Kathi!

I know you think this is ridiculous, but please play along.

Why?

Because you get your phone immediately.

It's a bribe, but I'll do it.

Thanks!

What does Patricia get for participating?

Sonja. - Thank you.

Kathi.

Charlie is still tinkering. How is he doing?

Helga

That's terrible. Is he allowed to do that? - Yes, he's allowed to do that on Saturday.

Maybe you can ask him to stop.

No, leave that weirdo. - Shall we ask if he wants to toast.

Then he can't saw. - No, no, really not.

One two

Birthday child, birthday child,

listen to what I am saying.

As many stars as there are in the sky, I wish you happy days.

As many stars as there are in the sky, I wish you happy days.

Thank you very much!

Mom, all the best!

All the best! - All the best!

I want to say how happy I am

that the family has come together.

Also the surprise guests.

Too bad right,

that Dad can’t experience this anymore?

There is no one left to explain the world to us.

Hubert?

You've prepared something too, haven't you? - Yes.

Dear mum!

You were always there for Traude and for me.

You were awake when we got up

and when we went to sleep, maybe in between too.

And you always looked after us.

And you were there for me

in the very, very worst moment of my entire childhood.

How we had to put Lion to sleep.

That was really very bad.

That was gruesome.

You smeared each and every one of my chickenpox spots.

You crocheted me a ghost trap,

because I was afraid that ghosts would come and get me.

You believed that ghosts existed, Dad?

When I was little, yes.

Then I studied in Vienna.

And you came, supposedly to go to the theater.

But you cleaned my apartment all day - it was necessary.

And how you drove,

There was always a hundred dollars in my wallet.

I have never told anyone this to this day.

I hope you don't either.

I can't remember that at all.

And,

And you told me the recipe for Coq au vin on the phone,

because I wanted to impress my first girlfriend.

She ate it even though the bones were bloody.

I'm hungry, mom!

Right away, Paula. We'll eat soon.

Hopefully!

Also,

So no matter what happened, no matter

what nonsense I have done,

I've always had a loving mother.

I hope I gave you a little something back.

Thank you Mama!

Nice to have you here, Berti!

Goddamnit, I have no reception!

Please give me another sip.

The doctor told me to drink a lot.

Mom, not like that!

Not so much!

You don’t allow me anything, just like Dad.

Cheers!

To Mrs. Marianne!

Marianne would actually be a great name for the baby, right?

Uh, yes.

Or Herman.

That was dad's name. - It's going to be a girl.

Do you want another child?

Um,

Patricia? Certainly not.

How so?

I thought you wanted to have a career.

I thought we could combine the two.

Yeah, but after the maternity leave it is difficult.

If you have the right man.

Yes, she is right.

It's not that simple. How long are you on maternity leave?

Six years? - Seven and a half.

Will you ever work again?

You, with pleasure, anytime.

Fifty-fifty, or do you want to stay at home?

So in terms of the density of female architects.

College dropout, 45 years old, woman.

How is that supposed to work? - Not necessary.

I earn enough for everyone.

I only have one child.

She is already big.

I send her money so she can study.

How often can you visit them?

I don't need a vacation. I don't earn anything on vacation.

You're not employed? - No.

Everything is bleak.

But if something happens, you are not insured.

Nothing ever happened.

But you have to knock on wood.

Cheers!

That's how you do it.

But isn't that

Is it starting to rain? - That's nuts!

It's crazy how quickly the weather changes here.

Children, come in!

Going really well, right?

We really needed that again, didn't we?

Hopefully you at least have a guilty conscience.

I always have a bad conscience.

Did you actually consider anything?

Yeah, it's great when everyone gets to know each other, isn't it?

Sure, but not like that!

You could have warned them.

You see them every day. -Yes, exactly! Correct!

And you could easily have come too.

But you have so much on your plate.

At least you won't have to wait until the funeral like you did with your dad.

I know, I have a job, I have kids,

and run from one to the other and want to please everyone.

Oh poor you? You're such a spoiled brat!

Please help me. - You, help me!

- So much going out, Bert!

Thank you very much. - You're welcome.

It's from Helga and me. - Yes.

But I need help.

Yes, yes, you'll get training.

Look, Grandma, I drew this all by myself!

Did YOU draw that?

Yeah.

And what is it supposed to be?

Something no one knows yet. - Aha.

Yes, yes, you can see that.

You can see that!

Ah! - Aha.

“Moments from life"!

I thought, this would be something beautiful,

because we are all in there.

Well, almost.

Yes, look!

She is still very small.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Ha! That's the wedding picture! - yes.

Oh, you were beautiful there!

Helga, you were a beautiful bride.

Too bad I wasn't there.

Oh, you were so beautiful!

I love weddings! Everyone look!

Yes, yes. - Nice, isn't it?

Beautiful. - incredibly romantic.

Why did you actually get married?

Um

Because of health insurance, right?

We just wanted to make a statement.

Yep.

Besides, it's better if something happens to you.

How come?

When you are in intensive care,

the wife can always come to you. The girlfriend...

...can come to you too.

But it's more complicated than that. - Totally stupid.

But it's not my fault, it's the law.

This is now boring.

That's typical again.

Now it's stopped raining. - Ah yes.

We're staying here anyway.

Very, very nice gift. Really.

You..

You can get that at any stationery store. - Mhm.

Yep.

It depends on the content.

Exactly.

Do you also have a picture of the wedding?

We're not married.

I think.

But you would also be a beautiful bride.

But, we believe

that true love does not require a marriage certificate.

Yes, that's true.

It's a rarity these days,

for a marriage to last.

You can be proud of yourselves.

You can really be happy and proud.

They don't wear a ring.

Why?

Um, well, I took mine off,

because my hands have been swelling a lot lately.

Yeah, sure..

But why don't you wear yours, darling?

I changed tires yesterday.

But so lucky that you didn't lose it!

I'm going to go smoke a cigarette now.

Patricia Patricia, it's a ring, okay?

It's just a ring.

Maybe she wants to get married after all.

Yeah, seems to be an issue, right?

Where is Patricia going now?

Patricia!

You,

You, I totally understand you.

But can't we just try to make the best of it?

Can't they just get a divorce?

Sorry?

They could get a divorce and leave us alone.

Absolutely, but we are doing this for the old lady.

Maybe the old woman just wants to know the truth.

Maybe yes.

But I'm looking forward to a day with a beautiful woman.

He is very charming, your brother.

How are you, Kathi? - Fine.

What class are you in now? I don't know anything about you anymore.

Fifth. - Which?

Fifth. - Fifth.

You must come visit me more often.

Yep.

Otherwise I will disinherit you.

You have to look at it differently.

You'll tell this story to your grandchildren.

I won't have any grandchildren. - You never know.

Things often don’t go as planned or expected.

You're such a pain in the ass who finds beauty in everything, aren't you?

Yep.

When I cook,

Hubert could be on time for once.

It's going to be way too dry.

Hey!

Oh, come on, no way!

That stupid pest! Come here!

Go away, you hear!

Yes, you have to close the door.

I don't like critters in the house.

So, when are you getting married?

You'll get an invitation.

We're also not allowed to have a cat,

but Patricia has two.

I'm more of a dog person.

Show us a photo of your cats. Patricia, please!

Their names are Chili and Chianti. They are so sweet!

Look, grandma!

Patricia's cats. - Too bad, I can't see anything!

These are very beautiful cats.

It's clear that a beautiful woman also has very beautiful cats.

I have a bird.

Cool.

Are they allowed in the house?

They're only indoors. House cats.

Oh, poor things. Always locked up.

It doesn't matter to them, they don't know anything different.

You can't say that unless you choose it.

Yes, they are happy within their four walls.

Natascha Kampusch wasn’t happy in her four walls.

She wasn't there from birth.

How much does that phone cost?

I don't know, it's a work phone.

Those who work a lot get a company cell phone.

I don't have a cell phone.

You'll get a brain tumor at some point anyway.

Yeah.

What is a Kampusch?

We can't do that.

Yes. There you go.

Can someone slice the bread? - Yes.

Excuse me.

This is not right for bread.

'Sorry.

I can’t do anything at all, by the way.

Mhm, okay.

That's so typical of Hubert, isn't it?

And because of that, I'm no longer with him.

Maybe it really is the best thing for Mom.

Thanks for doing this, right? - Yes, that's fine.

Especially you. You have no connection at all.

Please go!

That stupid beast!

What a stupid creature! In here again.

Scurry away, you hear!

Helga, you really have to be careful! - Why?

Well, because of this toxic... something.

Ah so, yes. Toxoplasmosis.

This is really dangerous when you are pregnant.

This can cause the child to develop hydrocephalus.

Should I help you?

You certainly aren't allowed to carry anything heavy.

It doesn't matter.

I'm having a child with hydrocephalus anyway .

Hey, Helga, not the pot!

I love frittata soup.

With real homemade beef soup.

Yay!

You're welcome.

Tastes good, right?

Kathi. - Thank you.

Not me, thanks.

Would you rather drink Prosecco?

Well, I'm just waiting for something vegetarian.

Ah, I'm afraid

you are waiting in vain.

Thanks!

Someone could have warned me.

Hubert really has so much on his plate.

You can't expect him to worry about the eating habits

of any distant relatives.

Well, there are also side dishes.

It's incredibly good.

Have you tried it? - It's just soup Mom.

Enjoy your meal!

Enjoy your meal!

Enjoy your meal

Enjoy. - Enjoy.

Enjoy.

Is smoking healthier than not eating meat?

Mmm! Good.

Well, excuse me?

Could I get a cigarette?

Addiction is a dog!

I have a light, thank you.

By the way, I'm Charlie.

Patricia.

What is this?

This will be a...

...a cat door.

Nice.

I have cats too, but mine aren't allowed outside.

I'm afraid they'll get run over.

Well, now,

we don't have that many cars here.

And um, how do you fit in here?

I would like to know that myself.

So..

Greetings from Charlie. - Thanks.

How is he? what is he saying?

He asked if I was part of the family.

Plate, Sonya.

So...

Guaranteed meat-free. - Wow!

Thank you, honey!

Does anyone else enjoy red wine besides me? I brought some with me.

Sure.

Can you help me, Patricia?

Why? It's not a barrel, is it?

You'll definitely drink some of it. Come help me.

Good.

Please.

See you soon! - Plate.

Add salt and pepper.

Helga.

Um, what is this?

This is a veal kidney roast.

Mom's favorite food.

Actually, this was grandpa's favorite food.

Okay, mom!

And what's yours, grandma?

I like to eat everything that comes to the table.

Uh, please give me a bit less.

A lot for me!

Please, Paula.

Thanks.

It looks delicious.

Hey, Helga, I'm not sure you should eat that.

Sorry?

Kidneys are detoxification organs.

If the animals become resistant to antibiotics.

Is this hazardous waste?

That's up to you.

Is it organic? - Nope.

Then it's a no-go.

Sorry, I didn't mean to poison anyone.

What's wrong with you? I'm just playing along.

You don't understand me.

No, I don't.

I really thought you didn't want kids.

The point is that we never talked about it.

But obviously, you don't like to talk.

Unless it's about ghosts.

This tastes excellent. - Look at that! Thank you!

You're welcome. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Mom?

Mom? - Yes.

Thank you very much.

Stop, Hubert.

Can I get something too? - Yes.

Please. - Thank you.

Well, Hubert likes it.

He still eats very quickly.

Have you lost a bit of weight, boy?

You should eat with Helga a bit,

I think a little chubby is better too.

Can you cut it for me, please?

When is it going to happen?

What?

The due date - when is it?

It's due in..

...December approximately.

September.

September.

That's good, brother knows!

Yes, I am a family man.

Then we drink to the family. Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers! - Cheers.

Cheers!

Kathi, eat something

Your legs are so thin. She got that from me.

Thanks.

At home we only eat healthy food.

That tastes good too.

But only if you don't know what unhealthy is.

Then cook something unhealthy.

I don't cook anything, Wolfi does that.

For that, I earn more.

The wine is very heavy.

Really? - Yes.

Can I have another piece?

You'll probably vomit in the car again.

You're welcome, Luki.

We have a lot of vegetables. And lentil patties.

And carrots. And vegetable soup.

And yoghurt and curd and fruit and yoghurt with fruit.

And potatoes. Potatoes are often served, right?

Yes, very often.

Because potatoes are an underrated vegetable.

The vitamins are located directly under the peel.

So always cook them unpeeled.

I love potatoes!

You can have mine.

Come on kids, please!

A cloth! - What am I supposed to do with that?

Stay seated!

I like that! Eating healthy and throwing food around.

Do you do that at home too? Huh?

That’s a little… - Do you think that's okay?!

This is a small child. - That was certainly not intentional.

How do you accidentally throw a potato?

Well, I've had enough now.

Can you please apologize to Luki?

What please?

You should apologize, please. - Of course not.

Please, Hubert!

I actually think that would be appropriate.

Can you please wipe Paula's hands?

Why should I apologize? Did I mess up?

Would you gentlemen like to join us for a moment?

Well, I have no reason to get into this now.

No buts, both of you please come with me.

Can you stay with Patricia for a moment, Luki?

I think that's pedagogically wrong.

You're a daddy's girl, right?

Yes, that was the case from the beginning.

Like Traude.

I'm here, mom.

You don’t need to pick on my girlfriend.

Please? Seriously, Helga.

That really came from her. - Well then!

You pull yourself together and don't take it out on the children.

Otherwise I'll drive her home.

Yes, then drive.

Go home! I'll take a taxi. Nobody has to do anything for me.

I'm the one who shits money anyway. - You're so dumb!

You all live very well off my money.

Or do you need more?

Can we end this with some dignity?

That's your mother, not mine.

I apologize.

But not with that asshole.

I'll wash the stain out for you right away. - Thanks.

The Indian Council met,

and Uncle Hubert wants to tell you something.

Sorry, okay?

It's okay, Hubert.

That's that.

I don't believe that.

Should I kneel down? - Just do it properly.

I accept the apology.

My God, such a sensible boy!

Bitch!

Are you tired, Mom? Would you like to lie down before the cake?

No.

And you?

And?

Do you have a garden?

Uh what?

Where you live.

Well...

Yes.

Rather small, for the city.

You need a garden.

Sure.

Otherwise you feel trapped, right?

Like my cats.

Oh, you have such a great house!

Helga planned this brilliantly.

You can hear when someone is arguing throughout the house .

Do you eat cake? - Sure.

And quite a lot of money.

And I have this and that, and it’s all gold - real gold!

When are we actually leaving again?

There's still the cake.

Just stay seated. I'll load the dishwasher.

Oh, thank you, Helga. - I'll give you a hand.

Kathi, can you please keep an eye on Paula?

You only talk to me when you need something.

Kathi, that's not true at all.

Hey!

Kathi, please!

Coffee?

This is exhausting! - I thought you were supposed to be helping me?

Yes, I can't now. I'm so exhausted.

Wow!

I really forgot how stupid you actually are.

I am so poor.

I will have to deal with you all my life ,

just because we have children together.

Shit!

Shit!

There is the room of the Pagendi

And you slept there, with Mom and Dad.

All in one bed. - Oh!

Although there were actually two beds.

I still have a room just for myself.

I'm leaving.

…just for a short while.

Where is she going?

She's cooked.

Let's see if she drinks it all right away.

We're glad that women are allowed to celebrate these days too.

Yeah, yeah.

Watch it!

I believe,

I have had a little too much

...drunk.

Am I very embarrassing?

Why are you even playing along?

I'm wondering about that too.

Allegedly

...for your father.

Everyone always does everything for him.

I don't know how he does it.

Me neither.

Eventually Mom had enough and threw him out.

Aha

Aha.

For you.

Oh!

Well that's so nice!

That's all of us?

Is this really for me?

I'll paint you like that too. - Come with me.

I have something for you too.

Why is he getting something now?

Listen to what I tell you.

So many stars in the sky...

Hubert got that from his father.

Let's go and freshen up.

I always wanted to do carving in my craft class, but I was only allowed to crochet.

Look, Aunt Traude gave this to me.

Oh dear.

You do know that this is a weapon, Luki?

Yes, but only for carving.

Still, it's a weapon. You know what we said about that.

We have to give it back. - Please!

Oh, come on!

Nothing ever happened to us either.

Go on, just let him have it. - No.

It's about the principle.

Luki, wait for me!

So, I'll get the cake now.

Now go after him!

Always me.

Thanks.

Luki!

Patchwork isn't always easy, is it?

It wasn't any easier before.

It was easier for the children.

I think, um,

...they handle it well anyway.

No matter how well you do it, there will still be psychological scars.

Don't you think

that Patricia is much too young for Hubert?

She's the same age as me. - Oh, come on! You can't even see it.

I don't want to anymore.

I got that. Is it because of the knife?

Luki, just calm down, huh?

I want to go home.

We want to go home!

I want to go home too.

Can I come up to you?

See? We are in the majority.

You definitely won't be able to climb in week 51.

Children, calm down!

We want to go home!

Then you have to come down first.

Unfortunately, he is right.

Ah! come on!

This is really stupid now!

We want to go home! - I got something in my eye!

Wow, you’re really unlucky.

I have contact lenses. If something gets in there, it's annoying.

You have contact lenses? That's stupid.

Because he strives for beauty.

Because with glasses I look like a teacher.

Hubert?

You didn't leave Helga. She kicked you out.

I have something in my eye - Oh yeah?

But you didn't leave her, she kicked YOU out.

You're drunk.

Come on, will you please come down?

Now we're having cake and then we're leaving. I swear.

what kind of cake?

If you hadn't kicked Hubert out,

Would you still be together?

What kind of stupid question is that ?

Is it a chocolate cake?

Uh, I don't know. Probably. Black Forest cherry.

Can you bring me a piece, please?

Come on. - You're such a stupid, cowardly pig!

Love myself!

Um, Black Forest cherry on the tree? I think you're crazy!

I think YOU are crazy.

Oh no, YOU!

Whoever comes last doesn't get a cake. Ready, set, go!

I want to go down!

I'll help you. So, be careful.

Oops.

Very good, Paula.

Paula gets cake now and Luki doesn't.

There's probably gluten in there anyway.

Yes, that's entirely possible.

He told me,

that he left you and that it was really bad for you.

Ohh.

Stupid cow, damn it.

You know what, Luki?

Take your time.

So that means you've been lying to me from the beginning.

Well, why?

You told me to my face that you left Helga.

Can we discuss this at home, please?

Is there still "home"?

Don't be hysterical. Please, pull yourself together!

I am not hysterical, I always go along with everything. I

...wait when you go on vacation with your children.

Or bring some medication to sick Helga

Or if you can't celebrate Christmas with me.

Or if the divorce

was not emotionally, financially or organizationally possible.

I've always waited.

But now

I've had enough now.

Understand?

You don't know what it's like to have to take care of a lot of people.

You are always only responsible for yourself.

And two cats.

Mom.

I brought someone with me!

Hello everyone. - Look at that!

Mr. District Mayor, how nice! - Hubsi, hello!

Hello!

Do the news get cancelled when the TV star has a family gathering?

How is the wife?

Wonderful! She'll be here soon.

Mrs Kogler. - Greetings! That is very kind of you,

that you congratulate me. - Of course. A photo?

With pleasure. - Yes? So!

what did you mean by the wife?

Hm? Ah, I see. Um, did she never tell you anything about it?

No, what?

Yes, very nice.

Fine..

It's not that important.

Now come on, talk.

Just ask her.

There is cake.

You didn't eat anything before.

You're always looking at that

...phone.

I sound like an old, stupid, careless mother, don't I?

Seriously? No way!

Man!

Goodness!

Birthday child, birthday child, listen to what I tell you.

As many stars as there are in the sky, I wish you beautiful days.

Bravo, thank you, very nice!

Very nice!

How melancholic!

You can book them right away for my funeral.

Well, we don't even want to think about that.

Hello Andi, Hello. - Hello!

Nice of you to stop by. - You're welcome. Congratulations!

Ah, thanks! - When is it due?

September.

Super! Yes, Mrs Kogler

A small gift from the district of St. Leonhard for your birthday.

Who is going to eat all that? - Someone will certainly appreciate

these delicacies.

Very lovingly put together, I think.

Our seniors are precious to us.

Thank you, very kind. - You're welcome.

Thanks to the taxpayers. Or is it from you?

I don’t think we’ve met yet. Wolfsmaier.

Uh, okay.

Helga's brother. - Nice to meet you. You have a brother?

We rarely get a chance to chat.

We had a heated discussion at the 70th.

In the end we were okay again.

Right?

Exactly.

Well, I have to keep moving.

Ms. Kogler, all the best! Have a great celebration!

Thank you goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'll see you out. - I always find the way difficult anyway.

Do you see anything lovingly put together?

Can I have another piece? - No, Paula.

That's enough, right?

But bring Luki a piece, okay?

Thanks.

I need my cell phone.

I'm just getting to the next level.

There's cake inside. - Now you’re starting too.

Battery will be dead soon anyway.

Super. - Sorry.

Bye.

Are you leaving?

To take a walk.

By the way, I can't do anything here either.

I-I know. I'm just overwhelmed.

Not just you.

Uh, where are you going? - Come in. There's cake!

You're not a sweet-tooth?

Sensitive stomach.

I’m supposed to eat a cake.

I thought you were saving it for Patricia.

She's gone.

What does “gone” mean?

I think, gone - gone.

On foot?

Yes, there is always something going on here.

It's bad when nothing is happening anymore.

Luki? Do you prefer being with your mom or your dad?

With my mom.

Excuse me? - With my mom.

Why?

Because I'm the only child there.

My mom and dad are together again.

No, they are only play acting it today.

No, this is serious.

My dad isn't with Patricia either .

Yes, but for me it's real.

You're just jealous.

Ah

'Excuse me

Yes, please?

Come on in!

Do you happen to have a charging cable for the 6S?

I don't have a cell phone on principle.

You know? Because, because, because

...brain tumors.

We'll be up in a moment.

Well then

...I would say it's best to enter..um

"Trains"?

“Graz - Vienna"?

Mhm.

And, uh, "schedule".

Yes, great, thanks.

Do you smoke? - No, why?

Tell me, are you crazy?

This is harmful for our child!

Please, Wolfi.

No "Please, wolfi"! Does this happen often?

I am not a student of yours.

I'm worried about my child!

Okay, this is the first cigarette!

I overreacted a bit. I'm sorry.

Okay.

I mean, I'm not mad at you about the cigarette.

It's no wonder with all the stress and hormones.

Okay. Can I be alone for a minute?

I'm just trying to understand you.

I realize that, but I don't want to be understood right now.

I would like to have some peace and quiet for a moment.

Okay.

I'd like to be alone for a moment.

Did you have a good conversation with the district mayor.

What does that mean now?

Nothing, I just wanted to know what your relationship is like.

I once cuddled with him, but that feels like 100 years ago.

Did he know that you were with Hubert?

You, Wolfgang, you're getting on my nerves!

I'm sorry!

I think I need a break.

How do you imagine that?

Maybe you'll sleep in your apartment more often again .

So, excuse me, please

but this is also my pregnancy.

No! I'm fat and I vomit too!

That's, that's so mean.

When Marion was pregnant with Luki, I was doing community service.

I didn't get anything either!

You should have become a woman. - Excuse me?

I would like to be a woman.

Shit!

I'm sorry.

I didn't see her.

My God.

The poor little creature.

Is she dying?

Probably, Paula. Probably.

Oh come on! You piece of junk!

So what I know

is that trains go to Vienna

...always around half past.

Will I catch the next one?

You need to get to the tram

...20 minutes.

Explain the way to me? Then

...I'll just go.

I would really like to show you around, but I don't have a car on principle.

I just need to know how to get to the tram.

I am the generation that is still normal.

Wait, grandma, I'll help you.

Hold it at an angle, yes.

Very good.

Take a seat next to me.

Are you treating yourself too?

It’s my birthday.

Toast with me.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Should we take her to the vet?

Maybe it can be fixed.

Well, look, the belly is all crushed in.

Nothing’s going on anymore.

I also believe she is already doomed.

Oh no!

Death and life are so often close together.

Can one of the gentlemen put the animal out of its misery?

Well, I could, but I need a bag.

That's what the gentlemen do.

Is there a shovel?

Ah, we have our dad's gun.

Is there ammunition? - Yes, of course.

Yes, maybe that's the smartest thing ever.

Paula, where is Luki?

He's sitting in the tree.

Alright. Let’s go!

Can I watch, Mom? - No, Paula, let's go in.

That's what the strong men do.

Yes, but why

You have to promise me one thing, Kathi:

When I'm no longer here, take care of Traude.

She does everything for the family. And she doesn't always get thanked.

The big sister always gets the short end of the stick.

With all my love, darling,

but you can't compete with Traude .

You're a brat.

Without respect for the parents.

You have no idea what they do to make you feel so good.

Ah, look at that, the ladies are drinking Prosecco?

May I, Mom? - If you ask so nicely.

I gave permission. - Marianne

what is it?

Ah, we had to push-start it,

because Hubert left the car lights on.

Now he's going for a drive so the battery can recharge. You know?

And I'm not allowed to watch.

Ah, you'd still like

...a piece of cake?

Paula?

A little further out. Wait.

That's fine. Great, okay.

Can you even do that?

Sure, as a child I always went hunting with my father.

I see.

That was the dullest thing in my entire life.

But you have to move away because of the rebound.

Aha.

Get behind me.

I've never shot before.

Did you also do civil service? - Yes.

When Luki was on his way, Mauthausen.

Ah, I see. - Mhm.

With the glasses, it’s no good.

I can't shoot something that breathes.

On man.

What are you doing now? - Yes, I...

...don't like to watch it.

Aha.

I can't do it. - Give it here.

Really?

Yes. - if you want

Yes, you just have to show me how it's done.

Be careful, you have to

...hold it firmly on the shoulder.

Yeah.

You have to stay loose in the legs because of the recoil.

Okay, all right, yes. And then?

Ah, yes, load it and fire. - All right.

It doesn't work.

Ah, so you have to release the safety.

what was that?

That's Dad. - what do you mean Dad?

He shot the cat.

Oh, Paula!

Super.

The target would be the cat's head and not the car.

Yes, but? I-I can't see him.

Then into the middle of the box.

No, the head can't possibly be in the middle.

Where is the head?

There, look.

I think she's already dead.

There, look

Charlie. - Hi.

Patricia forgot this.

Why with you?

I explained to her where the tram is.

You killed the cat? - There was no helping it.

What kind of cat?

The one who was always running around, they shot it.

Well, she was already dead.

And the shot? - That was him.

He missed anyway.

You shot a dead cat? - we thought it was alive.

She was seriously injured. - Internal injuries.

Why doesn't anyone tell me this?

I didn't want you to get upset, Mom.

You are all completely sick!

Where is the cat now?

In cat heaven.

Unfortunately.

Yes. And there in the box.

But the soul is in cat heaven.

I've survived much worse than a dead cat.

Stop protecting me.

If you go easy on someone, you no longer take them seriously.

My Belli.

Shit, that's your cat? - Yes, that

This is my Belli. - I'm so sorry.

I reversed back and didn't see her.

She certainly didn't suffer.

You could have got me too.

I wanted to spare you the sight of the injured little creature.

Why didn't you tell me that's his cat?

You're probably happy anyway.

You were always jealous of her.

Oh!

That's rubbish!

Well, sure.

You want me all to yourself, and no one else.

Now, it's not the right time.

It's never the right time.

How long will this go on between us? Hmm?

Eight years? yes?

Charlie, please, let's talk about this later.

Nothing later.

At first she wasn't sure about her feelings.

Then she wanted to wait because her father wasn’t feeling well.

Now we wait because mother is not feeling well.

Postponed, postponed! - Go now!

Am I that bad?

I don't want to postpone anymore.

You can't postpone your life

You're right, but we'll talk later. Later, okay!

Not now!

There, look, that

God!

Happy Birthday.

That's how it is.

'Sorry, mom!

Child! Why?

Is he a good man?

He's just a bit shy.

But he is right about the postponement.

Traude, I lived next to a man for 60 years,

who I did not love.

And did it help anyone?

Did anyone become happy? No!

I just forgot that I only have ONE life.

But you still have your life ahead of you.

Hm?

Well, what are you looking at? Nobody died!

Mom. - Yeah?

I also have to tell you something.

But please not such a long speech again.

I'm no longer with Helga.

We are getting a divorce.

And...

...Patricia is my new girlfriend.

And Wolfi is Helga’s new partner.

And the child,

that Helga's having isn't from me, but from Wolfi.

You said you were back together.

You promised! - Paulinchen

Paula!

Mom, sorry.

Paula, please!

Paula?

I'm sorry, it was just a game.

But it was a really stupid game. Sorry.

I don't want this to be just a game.

Are you crying?

No?

I know you wish

that mom and I lived together again and

...that we are all together, but

...that will never happen again, Paula.

But I want it to.

But, otherwise you would never have met Luki

nor Wolfi and never have met Patricia.

And neither Chianti nor the chili, right?

Don’t you think you actually have more now?

But I want you.

Yes, Paula, you won't get rid of me either way.

When I was your age,

I thought to myself, my dad is just great.

And he wasn't. Because no dad is just great.

In ten years at the latest you will just find me embarrassing.

I won't be allowed to pick you up from school,

instead, having to wait around the corner.

Then I'll have to buy you something really expensive.

Something really great.

A cell phone.

For example, a cell phone.

Maybe then there won't be any cell phones, but something else.

I will buy this for you and stand there and wait for you and

I will give you advice that you don't need, and

I'll have to pull myself together,

so that I don't hug you,

because you won’t want that anymore and

Maybe you'll go to Berlin to study.

And then I'll have to cry.

How come?

Because then you won't need me anymore.

I can act as if I still need you.

That would be incredibly nice.

Why don't we get a dog?

I don't want to be uncomfortable, but it's almost bedtime for Luki.

Yes, I know.

Um, we’ll be there soon anyway.

I'll go and see where he is, okay? - Mhm.

Yes - Wolfi is indeed the brother.

How can he be a father?

Oh, no. He is only the father and not the brother.

Yes, that's good. That's good.

Yes. - I want to retire.

Don't come back until you're divorced.

Will you still invite me?

Oh, child, you are so stupid.

I don't care who is with whom as long as you are happy.

Your son underestimates you.

I bought this peasant theater from you.

And you’re going along with this, Kathi?

Yes I know but

...I get a cell phone for it.

Oh my.

At least something.

Where is dad with my scooter?

Hey, you can't just run out into the street!

Paula!

Would you please come?

Where is my scooter? - Do I have to say everything four times?

Would you please get in?

Now it's all quiet again.

Thank God!

But the son is very attractive.

And nice, huh? - Mhm.

A handsome man, yes.

Patricia!

Patricia, please!

Take, take the next one, okay?

Birthday child, birthday child, listen to what I tell you.

As many stars as there are in the sky, I wish you happy days.

Do you have 70 cents for me?

Yeah.

Here. Thanks.

My mom now knows that you are my girlfriend.

Are you still my girlfriend?

Here, look

I'm finally getting a divorce

and then we can get married.

I don't want to get married.

I'm marrying Wolfi,

but we can pretend we are together.

How come?

Oh no, oh no, not again! - Ah!

That's not possible! Shit!

Ah!

Please stay on the sidewalk, there's a car coming.

What did that mean just now?

I'll explain that to you at home.

Do we have paper towels? - Yes, I have one.

You poor thing!

Luki, is everything okay?

Yes, yes! - Alright, great.

There’s nothing in the car anyway? - No.

Looks good. - Hey!

The cake? - Hello!

Hello.

Damn.

Want to come along?

Yes, please.

Very good.

I didn't know that children always vomit.

I'll sit in the front.

Please sit in the back.

Please sit in the back.

Can I please sit in the front, otherwise I'll vomit.

This is a club! That's right!

Why am I not allowed to? I'm always in the back.

I'll sit in the back. - You don't vomit.

Some people can’t tolerate the food,

the others drink too much. - Should I drive?

With your ‘four per one thousand’, no thanks.

I never vomit! - Fine, I'll sit in the back.

I clearly haven't eaten enough.

Dad, would you please get dressed? Or stay out?

If there had been more without meat, I would have.

Is it okay like this?