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How are you doing today, sweetie?

I'm good. Are you okay? What's wrong?

Why are you so sad?

Everything okay?

Yeah, I guess.

What do you mean, not?

You get?

What's wrong?

I don't know, I'm like... What's wrong?

Not having a girlfriend and everything.

Oh, I hear about that. It's been so long.

You never have one, actually.

I hear that you're a virgin.

A lot of female friends.

Is that true?

You know, I'm comfortable talking to you about it, but yeah. Oh, you can talk to

me, son, about anything.

So, did you ever look for a girl in your school, or?

Yeah, I tried.

I have a lot of email friends, but, you know, we won't do anything.

Oh, I'm so sorry, son.

I have some idea about that. We can talk, and maybe you and me can

have sex.

Wait, mom.

I'm a really good woman, son.

No way, that's sick, mom. Just try with me.

No way, are you kidding me? I can show you a few things.

Those are the ideas you have?

Yes, I am.

No way, mom, are you kidding me? Well, we cannot wait that long.

I gotta take that picture out of my head. You need to have it right now. We

cannot wait to tomorrow or next day. You can try it. Trust me, son.

Please,

trust me. I can teach you a few things.

You think they're coming out of your mouth, mom? No.

Don't think about me as your mom. Think about like growing up woman.

I can't do that.

Oh, you watch the TV. You look at the internet. So imagine I'm not your mom.

Like you're having sex with somebody else.

No. How is that, son?

Just think in your mind.

No, I can't think that. No way.

Oh, let's try it. No way.

John. No.

You need to do that.

Come on, son.

I'd rather just stay urgent.

No. Eventually I'll find a girl.

Well, eventually, but we need to do it now.

I want to show you a few things. Get you ready for it. No way. Before you meet

your woman.

How is that, son?

Is that okay with you?

That is not okay with me at all.

I'm going to show you first few things. Oh, my God, Mom. No.

I'm not okay with it.

Oh, son, we have to do it now.

Yes, I am. You're not doing this.

Yes, I am.

Oh, my gosh, you're naked.

You're my mother.

I know, but I told you. Look at me, not like your mom.

Look at growing up a woman. I can't picture that.

Why not, son?

No way.

Look at me.

Mom, put the clothes back on, please. Mom, I want to put my clothes back.

Life of a virgin.

My mom trying to teach me this.

Oh, it's good for you, son.

You need to learn before you get your girlfriend.

No way, mom. This is not happening. No way. It's hard to.

It's hard to. You just cannot wait. I've waited this long. I think I can wait a

little longer. This is just a little too creepy for me. Please remove your

clothes, John.

Oh, no.

Please, son.

Remove your clothes.

Are you serious?

Yes, I am.

Please. I tried to teach you. I tried to help you.

I know. And I appreciate you. Please, son. It's not going to be that bad.

Yes, it is. I can picture it. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Come on.

Doing good, son.

Is it really hurting?

Yes, it is.

It's shaking.

I know you are, but let's try it.

But... Oh, my goodness. First

step is done.

Oh, my goodness. It's going, son.

Oh my goodness. Good.

See? First enemy gone.

You see? You like it.

That's the first step.

Very important.

I just came home and this is what I come home to? Oh my God, I don't know what

this is here. What is going on? I'm trying to teach your brother how to have

sex. Oh, that's right. Shut up.

And you, I hear that you sleep with everybody in the school because you're a

teacher.

Fuck my brother.

Well, you're the expert on it. I'm his mother.

Yeah, but I'm not going to fuck him.

Hey, we need to teach him. We need to teach him before he gets a girlfriend.

I like to fuck guys who actually know what they're doing. This loser booger

doesn't know what he's doing. But he won't do it with me.

For me, I buy your iPad and we can go tomorrow.

Mom, really?

Yeah. Oh my God, really?

Please, we need to help you better. I know it's not. Yeah.

I'm not having sex with my partner.

I'm not having sex with you either. Are you kidding me? I show you a few things.

We just start slowly, gently.

Getting an iPad out of this. Yeah.

I'm getting a traumatizing experience. You're getting the experience.

Because your girlfriend, you already know what you're doing.

Come on, brother.

Do it for me.

Okay. Do it for me. I'm getting a new iPod.

Okay. Let me sit down.

I'm going to show you a few things.

I'm not getting nothing out of this.

Son. John.

John. Listen to me. Look at Kate.

Don't look like that. She's just sitting there. Oh, my gosh. She's just laughing

away like it's all good. Stop licking her pussy slowly.

Yeah, just slowly.

Between you two, I guess she would be... Yeah.

Please, son.

Oh, my God.

And just do it gently for the first time. What is it like?

That's what it looks like.

My pretty.

You don't look like that.

Not like that? You haven't done too much fun to me. I imagine that is a girl,

what you meant.

Yeah, but I can't imagine that. Just lick it.

Slowly, try it.

How is it, son?

That feels good.

It does feel good, doesn't it? Does it make you horny?

Not really.

Not really?

Does it make you want to stick your fat cock in my pussy?

I'm talking you out.

Your girlfriend tried to help you, John.

You?

She said it's me. She tried to help you.

That's how you start. You start from the beginning.

Mom's hot. Why don't you fuck her?

Oh, no. Okay. You his age.

I just try to help. Yeah. Be a good mom.

Well, anything for my little brother. Yeah. Like a twizzler.

Like a twizzler? Yeah.

How are you feeling, John?

Everything okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Good. You're going to have to learn somehow. Might as well. Yeah.

Yeah, but this isn't what I pictured as my first.

Well, your first is taking a little longer, so.

I'm sorry I'm not a slut.

You should be.

I'm a very happy slut. You are. And I'm happy in my glasses. I hear that.

The whole school is talking about you. That's great.

Yeah, the teachers, too. That's great, but you have experience, honey.

Well, I'm happy because I think that's a good thing. You can help your brother.

Yeah, but it's not because you're smart.

Very good, John.

Very good son.

Mom, can I suck his dick now?

Of course, honey. Yeah. Did he let you do that?

Come on.

I'm going to show you how it grows.

Did you ever have that done, John, sucking your dick?

No.

How does that feel, honey?

Is that okay?

Feels good?

Good, actually.

Good.

I told you it's going to be good.

I can tell that you like it.

See,

I told you not to wait so long.

Make sure you drop them. Hey, your sister will help you get over the fear

the first time.

So next time you're going to have somebody and find a girlfriend, you know

to do.

Wow.

This feels amazing, actually.

Oh, yes, it does. I told you, son.

I'm going to do that.

They know you.

Okay.

Can we try something else?

Can we do the cowgirl position for him? Sure.

See how he likes that. Are you ready, John? Do you know what to do?

With the cowgirl.

Well, that's pretty incredible.

How is that?

Really good.

Wow.

What do I do with my hands?

Just give them around your waist.

Oh, wow.

How is that, John?

That's great.

What I told you, you're going to learn and you're going to like it.

Oh, my God.

You're doing really good, Paige.

He's your brother.

I can tell that your brother enjoying that.

Oh, wow.

You're doing okay.

You know, you can just take my hand and my boobs.

You ever felt boobs before? How about still, John?

No. Those are boobs.

They're pretty nice.

Oh, yeah, that's what you was missing.

I told you, son.

Oh, man.

You're great.

Oh, yeah.

Let's try another position.

Sure. The dog style.

How is that? You'd love that, John.

Come on, Kate.

Dog style. Dog style position.

You know how dogs attack?

Yeah? Get that from the back.

Good job. Nice and easy.

How is that?

Oh, yeah.

I'm so proud of you, son. You're doing really good.

teach you. Your sister.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, brother.

I feel good.

You want to thank my boss?

Okay.

Go on.

Come on.

There you go. Get into it.

Oh, yes. Oh,

they're crazy for it.

Yes.

You see?

You're a fucker.

Yeah.

You make me suck your cock.

Yeah, just like that.

Ready, Mom?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm so proud of it. That's my boy.

Can you just touch me?

You like that?

Can you play with your balls?

It feels good. Oh, I'm sure.

Wow.

falls when you fuck me in the back. You're really experienced.

Well,

I'm nice and degraded.

Yep, you bet.

Okay.

You the missionary for this thing? Sure.

Show your brother another step.

This one's the most common.

What, we heard that?

That's my pussy farting.

That's disgusting.

It's actually pretty sexy.

And a guy who wanted to hook you up, did you do that? Yeah.

Just get on her?

Yeah, slowly.

How is that, son?

Feels pretty good.

Another thing I want to tell you.

Watch out. Don't go inside your sister.

Just go on her breast when you're time to call.

Okay.

You can't come inside me. I can't get pregnant. No.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to. Go on her breast.

Give me a big load all over my breast.

You're doing good, son.

I'm so proud of you. You're going so deep in my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

God, I feel so good.

Mommy's very proud of you.

You heard that?

Mommy's proud of you, booger head.

Yeah. Oh, wow, this feels great. I think it's about to.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Most guys come real fast when they first fuck.

Yeah, they like it.

They like it. Lasting a while.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I think I'm almost there. Oh, yeah. Fuck until you get there.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

Oh, and you're about to come.

Pull out and come all over me.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

I'm almost there.

Oh, man.

I'm so proud of you, baby.

I'm so proud of you. Oh, wow.

And Kate, you're being such a good girl.

I'm proud of you, too, baby.

Thanks, Mom.

Can we go shopping, please?

Of course we can.

Get off of me, booger head. I have some pretty nice tits.

All right.

That was unbelievable.

I mean, it was my sister, but she had some nice fucking tits.

Wow.

Maybe next time I will fuck my mom.