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Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

How are you?

I am tired.

Why?

It was a very long morning at work.

What's wrong?

Everyone got on my nerves.

Like everyone.

No one knew what the heck was going on.

The whole restaurant was on fire.

I was like, what the hell?

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

The whole restaurant was disorganized.

Like, it was just, I'm just so tired.

I'm just exhausted.

You look pissed.

Yeah, I am pissed.

Because I got in trouble for stuff that wasn't my fault.

So.

Well, I was about to sit back and watch some music documentaries.

Maybe some history documentaries.

Of course, you're always watching history documentaries.

You don't like them?

I'm not a fan of them.

You don't want to sit down and watch some history documentaries with your old man?

Fine.

We haven't caught up in a while.

We have to pop a squat right here.

So how have you been?

Catch me up on your life right now.

My life right now.

You never get to talk.

Well, I mean, work has been crazy.

I had to train like three new girls at the job.

And none of them know, none of them have ever worked in a restaurant before.

So they're all very confused and it's kind of annoying to have to deal with that.

And then also when they screw up, I get in trouble for it.

So, you know, and then I'm just trying to get through school because I'm just so I'm just so tired.

Are they compensating you for this?

No.

For the extra work?

No, because they don't care.

They're like, they've been you've been here for such a long time.

Like, you know how the system goes.

The boss is a stickler.

They're not giving you extra compensation for training?

No, they're not giving me any.

And it sucks and it pisses me off.

Just I'm just so tired of it.

Like I'm very tired and pissed.

I'm tired.

I'm pissed.

I don't want to deal with any more BS.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Honestly, like I've been thinking about just talking to the other hostesses and having someone else take over because I can't.

Deal with it anymore.

You're going to quit soon?

I don't know if I'm going to quit.

If I quit, I don't know where I'm going to work.

Exactly.

But I mean, I mean, I'm getting a good amount of money right now for the hours that I'm working.

It's just that if I start a new job, I have to start all the way at the bottom again.

And I don't want to have to deal with, you know, trying to make my way up there.

And I don't know.

Sounds like a lot of stress for someone your age.

Yeah.

And then it just stresses me out when customers walk in and they seat themselves when it clearly says, wait for hostess to seat you.

And then I got in trouble for it because that was a reserved table, but I couldn't kick them out.

So I don't just all the girls are so much drama.

It's just complete hecticness.

And I don't know, the boss won't listen to me.

He won't listen to anything I have to say.

He won't listen to anything that I try to explain to him.

I'm just it's just such a perfectionist.

Yeah.

And it pisses me off because all the mistakes that have been made in the past few days have nothing to do with me.

It's the new girls doing stuff without asking me first.

You know, they should check in and be like, oh, is this OK if I do this?

Not thinking that my job is on the line, too.

Have you thought about the fact that he may be dating one of them?

Why would he date one of them?

You know how the restaurant industry works.

I remember when I was young and I worked in restaurants.

Yeah, but these girls are like two years younger than me.

The boss is like thirty five.

Well, don't put it past them.

You never know those thirty five year olds are slick.

I mean, hey, if that's true, then he's probably going to bump me down and have his new girlfriend be the top hostess.

Well, fuck your because you're 19 years old.

You act like you're. Yeah, but it's so like you're older.

So you're a teenager.

Yeah, but it's still a job responsibility.

You said no, I'm just really tired.

Yeah, I'm exhausted.

So how's your love life?

I love life. Yeah.

Just filled with a bunch of boys who don't care.

Yeah. So I don't bother to even talk to them.

Really? No.

Why would I waste my time on guys who are condescending douchebags?

So you don't have sex or anything like that?

It's kind of my business, but it's kind of my business, too, because you know, you're living under my roof.

No, I'm not having sex.

You don't have sex with anyone?

Why? No, I don't have sex with anyone, really.

Perhaps that's why you are so stressed out.

I'm just tired.

Yeah. Well, I want to hear a little bit more about what you've been up to.

What about your hobbies? What's going on with you?

Well, I'm still taking art classes.

Art classes? Yeah.

What kind of art?

Just like acrylic painting.

I just figured I'd try something new.

Acrylics? Yeah.

I suck at it.

I absolutely suck at it, but.

I'd like to see some of those sometime.

Well, maybe I'll bring them home from the studio.

Maybe I could buy some from you and get a little extra money in your pocket and motivate you to sell your art instead of working at a fucking restaurant.

You can become an entrepreneur.

Maybe. Have you even seen any of my art?

I just told you I'd like to see some sometime.

Well, then I'll show you.

Yeah, I'm trying to catch up with you.

I mean, I've tried to sell a few of the pieces.

This restaurant thing is not working out.

No, it's not.

I've worked at that restaurant for two years.

I can't have anybody in my home this stressed out.

You've got to.

I'm going to start to break out and get acne.

You've got to be poised and have equanimity in my house.

Yeah.

You know, that way our family goes off in an air of success.

You understand?

Yeah.

You can't be unfocused and frazzled.

It's a sign of weakness.

I'm not weak.

I'm tired.

I know.

I'm worn down.

Just dropping some knowledge on you.

I'm jaded.

Just because you're successful, my mom is successful,

and my older brother is successful doesn't mean that I will be too.

Well, it depends on what you think success is.

What is success to you?

What is success to me?

Fulfilling your own standards in life?

Your own standards or my own standards?

My own standards.

You're speaking in second person.

Well, I feel like since I'm going to live my life and I'm an individual,

I should be happy with what I do.

And so as long as I'm happy, then I guess I'll be okay.

But right now I've got to figure out that situation

because the restaurant is not working out for me.

So being happy is your idea of success.

Yeah.

It is?

Yeah.

That's a good answer.

I would like to be happy.

But right now I'm just stressed and tired.

I taught you well.

Most girls just answer, money.

Money.

Little do they know.

Money is the beginning of all problems.

The more money you have, the more problems you have.

I mean, I just want to get all this stuff done so I can get through college.

I'm just glad you're not obsessed with money

so you don't get into dancing and stripping and like, you know what I mean?

I'm not even that confident in stripping if I wanted to.

The last thing I want you to do is get into some kind of job like that

where you have to dance or have anything sexual going on.

That's not going to happen.

It better not.

It's not going to.

You better come to me for money before you do something like that.

Can I have $600?

Well, we'll see about that.

I don't know.

I mean, $600 is a lot of money.

Kind of, yeah.

What's wrong?

I'm just tired.

How much sleep did you get last night?

Like two hours considering my insomnia kept me up all night.

Your insomnia or your phone call?

My insomnia.

Yeah, okay.

My insomnia.

I believe you.

Do you hear me on the phone at night?

Sometimes.

Yeah, well sometimes I just like to talk to people.

What kind of people?

What kind of people?

My friends.

You've got to know the coolest.

My friends from school.

My girlfriends.

My girlfriends.

I'm the coolest parent that ever lived.

Is that so?

I don't know, am I?

Give me $600 and then maybe I'll consider it.

Oh, I thought this was, I thought money didn't equal success.

We got a side track all of a sudden.

It doesn't, but I would like to go shopping.

Shopping?

Yeah.

Is that what you work for?

No.

I work so I can pay my school bills, like for books and stuff.

School bills?

I don't know, like just for my textbooks and stuff, for my classes.

You know what I had to do back in my day when I was your age?

What did you have to do?

I had to work in the snow.

I had to shovel sludge out of gutters and walk home in the snow,

two feet of snow for eight miles.

And then once I had walked eight miles I had to come home and I had to shovel the driveway

and throw salt everywhere or my dad would beat me.

Are you serious?

I'm dead serious.

In the snow?

I had to shovel sludge to pay for my college books because we didn't have grants

and shit like that back when I went to school.

Hmm.

But I mean at least you had part, like a partial scholarship.

Do you even know what kind of scholarship I have?

No, I don't.

You don't know what?

No, I don't think I ever asked you.

You don't know what I got a degree in?

No.

Take a walk, guys.

Aren't you a doctor?

Well, no.

I have a master's, I don't have my PhD.

Oh.

Close enough.

Educated, guys.

I have a philosophy major.

You're a philosophy major.

Yes.

Expand on that.

I help people develop critical thinking.

Oh.

That is my job.

How exciting.

Did you work in an office?

You worked in an office, didn't you?

Sometimes.

Sometimes when people have trouble with their businesses or organizations I come in

and I take a look at the entire problem and then I help them strategize a plan so they

can get back on track because sometimes people get tunnel vision with their thinking and

I help them develop out of the box thinking methods.

Wow.

Yeah.

That does not sound like something I would be interested in.

Well, you know, someone's got to help people.

Yeah, but my major's still undecided so I don't know what I want to do.

You want to hear something even more odd?

What?

No one knows I'm a philosophy major except for the people that I work with.

What do you tell people then?

I just tell them odd things like I'm a musician and stuff like that.

You're a musician?

You play guitar like once a week.

That's all I need to do.

You're not even that good at it.

I've been playing for 25 years.

You sure about that?

Considering you stop between each note.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm grumpy-headed.

Why don't you figure it out?

What are you going to do?

I'm tired.

Okay, well.

I'm going to go ahead and watch my history specials.

Yeah.

It was nice.

I'm going to take a nap, okay?

All right.

Go ahead.

You look like you can't even hold your head up.

I'm just, I'm so tired.

I'm so done with people.

Including me.

Geez.

Little fucking savage right there.

Do you know who's been messing with the remote because I can't get the TV to work?

No, I have no idea.

All right.

Fair enough.

I'm not even messing with these cables.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I can't believe this.

I'm just going to go ahead and watch my history specials.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh my God.

You fucking pervert.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you talking about?

You're fucking jerking your cock over me.

You're my step.

What the fuck right now.

Are you serious?

Oh my God.

You are just so annoying.

You are just so annoying.

I did that on purpose.

I did that on purpose.

I did that on purpose.

I'm like, Oh my God.

You're so annoying.

I'm like, You're, you're.

You're literally, you're.

You're so annoying.

I'm like, You're, you're.

You are disgusting. Oh no get the fuck away from me

No, what the fuck get away from me you were flirting. No, I know the fuck I wasn't with

Get away from me move get away. No

My god, you're fucking disgusting you fucking pervert you need to get a new job

They're grumpy. You need to get a new job

grump

Oh

Monica

Monica

Hmm she's gone

Look at this just keeping her battle nice and neat

Pictures not centered. I'm going to get on to her about that

It's an OCD house. I can't have any of these imperfections here

It still looks nice keeping everything clean

this little throw up

See if she's got anything under the bed

Hmm

Hmm

Nothing there

Maybe she's hiding alcohol or drugs or sex toys or something

No, no nothing there

I

Just gotta have something somewhere

I should tell her she tracks good

Hmm

Where would she where would Monica hide something a little slut?

Huh

Nothing under there this girl covers her tracks plus she's gotta have something

Everybody has cloth everyone has skeletons in the closet

No, nothing of my interest bingo

Hmm

This is one

Oh

No

Hmm

Okay, um

I don't know

Okay, all right, talk to you later, bye

I

Are you fucking serious what the fuck are you doing in here? Oh my god calm down what it calm down

You're in my fucking room you perv

What the fuck are you doing in here?

What are you doing in here? You need to calm down

I need to calm down. You're snooping in your stepdaughter's room. Were you the one who took my panties out?

What I tell you about remaining calm. I thought I thought I taught you composure

What are you doing in here?

Oh nothing. I was over here working on the couch trying to fix the you're working on my cow

Trying to fix the couch like back here you popped in

sometimes just

Just a little just a little paranoid

that's all

Paranoid. Yeah, I was fixing your couch leg. You're all treating me like I didn't leave my underwear out

Treat me like a dog

I didn't leave my underwear out and there's only one person in my fucking room right now and that's you I didn't touch your underwear

What the fuck

Explain yourself then you you're working on my couch. I was the leg was broken

Yes, it was the fuck it wasn't I sat there earlier this morning. Yeah. Well, maybe you broke it to me

I didn't break it

Jumping now. Tell me the real reason why you have sex on here with one of your boyfriends. You broke the leg. Oh my god

You're disgusting. Oh

You're just snooping around my room. I'm not snooping anywhere. You're a liar. The the chair wasn't broken

You were having sex on it and you broke it with one of your friends and I fixed the leg for you

And you're trying to turn it around on me

You need to explain yourself

All right

If I come clean you can't judge me. You need to tell me the truth

I'm already judging you. Just tell me you're judging me

What do you think this is church?

Go ahead go ahead explain yourself. All right. Well

I came in here. I'm not gonna lie, but you know what?

I

Wasn't to be devious. I came in here because I miss you

and we used to spend time together and we used to talk and we used to do things and

We don't do that anymore. So I missed you and I wanted to come in here and see how you're doing

I wasn't

You missed me

Yes, remember when we used to talk and hang out and do things together

No, not really. No

No, not really. Well, I remember clear as day spending time with you and I remember when we were best friends

You know

Is it grossing you out

I'm just confused. I guess confused. Yeah, i'm being pretty straightforward, right?

Yeah, but why'd you have to sneak in my room? Why couldn't you just tell me you missed me?

I didn't sneak I walked in and just came in here and decided to fix your couch

Now look now sit on your couch see everything works functions properly you were hiding

Come over where?

What are you missing your bed come just come sit on the bed with me

All right

All right, are you gonna come sit down i'm just making sure you're okay because you seemed a little concerned a while ago i'm more confused

I'm confused concerned about your well-being well I paid for this blanket so i'm gonna keep my shoes off

Yeah, no no shoes on my bed, okay

So how you been

What do you mean how have I been

I'm just I don't get it if you miss me like why couldn't you have just called me?

Or waited till I got home to go into my room because maybe I wanted you to catch me fixing your couch

You wanted me to

Catch you fixing my couch

Fixing my couch. Let's remember ways to be like best friends

Okay, we got along really well but

This is weird like

I find you in my room the other day like

What are you wearing anyways? Um

Okay

Uh, i'm just got back from hot yoga. So

Hot yoga. Yeah hot yoga

How was it?

It was hot

and very hard

Was it yes like hot and hard things

This is so weird

what

What I?

I don't even know what to say to you

Um

I don't know what to say to you either, but I know that I like what i'm looking at

You're fucking weird

Why am I weird? I don't get it because i'm your stepdaughter. There's a young attractive woman in my house

I'm your stepdaughter

So what?

What do you mean? So what who cares who cares? I care what if mom found out?

What about her?

What if she what if she caught you what if she was the one who caught you and we all know she's having an affair

She has like three fucking boyfriends on the side. How do you know?

Because I went through her phone. Don't disrespect my mom. You went through my mom's phone. Yes

She's a cheater

So that's why she's been going out like every night she cheats she has young dudes that she's been fucking i've looked through the phone

Wow like guys your age, why don't you guys get just divorced?

Because the prenup

The what?

You don't know what a prenup is do you? No

All right. Well

Your mother gets half everything if we get divorced

Oh, so i'd rather just stay in misery than give half my shit up

It sounds like a pathetic life

Not really

You know why? Why? Because I could have both of you

Excuse me. Yeah

That's the plan both of us. Yes as an I and my mom correct

Me

Yes, what? No, no

Why are you gaslighting?

I'm so confused right now. I'm your stepdaughter

I know but I was just telling you how I felt about you

I'll leave if you want me to

No, you're fine. I just I didn't expect that whole thing to happen. I'm sorry about mom

She has her moments she's a little crazy she has been cheating though

Yeah, I guess so how long has that been going on it's been going on for about

Three years

Three years. Yes

No

There's no way you guys seem so happy together. Yeah. Well, that's because she's getting fucked by a bunch of young guys

Wow that's sad

That is and I sat here and tolerated it as long as I could i'm sorry then I got to thinking about you

You might be a little bit nicer about all of us

nicer

In what way?

What's that? In what way? What do you mean nicer?

Well, you know, maybe

You could do something

Something you want to elaborate on that?

Look

We can't

Fuck or anything. Okay

Like that's a definite no-no

We can

mess around

You sure?

You asked me again and i'm not gonna be sure all right

well

What'd you have in mind?

We can't tell mom

Yeah

and

I guess we can like maybe you'll get that 600 bucks you wanted to you never know

I never know that's a little motivation you bluffing now

I don't bluff

You don't bluff a leader pays his debts

600 bucks. Yeah

600 it's not a debt yet, but it will be

So you want to like make out or something

Don't be creepy

How's that creepy? I don't want to that's creepy. What is creepy about it?

uh everything

Like what?

Kissing my stepdad like that owl chirping right now

Mom's calling no

Get out of here is it really her?

Hey mom

Yeah, are you gonna be home late

Yeah

Okay

Okay, mom

Yeah, okay, I get it you'll be home late

No, we did not

No, we did not no, I already told them I called them and let them

Huh?

Oh, yeah for sure

Okay

Is that well, can I take them okay, okay, yeah for sure i'll try

Okay

Well, I already told them and they know so the whole situation should be handled pretty quickly

Yeah, well obviously

All right

Okay, i'll talk to you later, all right, bye

That was mom

I won't tell if you don't tell

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Mom's calling again. Hi mom

Oh

Nothing much just watching TV

Oh

Really I did indeed

Mm-hmm. Oh

Yeah, definitely I

Can cook dinner

Well, what do you want pasta

Hehehe. Oh nothing is funny

Oh

Okay, I

Think I need like ricotta cheese and stuff if you go to the store and pick that up

Okay, I'll ask him

Oh, I'm sucking on a lollipop, sorry

Yeah, pasta for dinner got it

Yes, ma'am

Okay, okay sounds good

Are you gonna be here later then?

Are you gonna be here later then?

All right

All right, I'll talk to you later. Bye

She just wanted to call and tell me what she wanted for dinner

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Get out of here get out

Get out. That was fucking gross. I don't like that leave leave you sick fuck. Oh my god

You're so disgusting just leave okay get out

Get out

I'm out of control get the fuck out of my room get the fuck out of my room

Get out. Oh my god

Get out of my room get out to go

My fucking couch get out of my room

Geez you sick per you need to take some medication

Get out go

Come on hey, why are you not if you're just gonna walk in sorry, what's up?

Depends you're gonna start acting crazy about polar you own that

No

What do you want well um I

Couldn't stop thinking about the other day

That's where we're disgusted

I'm torn

Like a

Part of me knows that it's wrong and we shouldn't do it

But then a part of me kind of likes it

Yeah

It's music to my ears cuz guess who's gone a mom's gone

Can I

Nothing

I've been good how have you been?

Yeah

Too weird actually

Just a little bit

What are you thinking

Yeah, I just get all fixed up. I don't know I just wanted to get all fixed up

There's nothing wrong with looking nice

Nothing up to anything

I

Don't want to tell mom

Don't tell mom anything just go ahead and do what you want to do. I'm not gonna stop

Did you

I

I

Know I just can't believe I'm doing this

It's okay

I

I

Are you okay with that?

I'm sure about this. Do you care?

I

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What's wrong it's funny your mother never lets me do that

That's what you wanted to show me

We should never speak of this